Rumors are floating around: Bast is a virgin

[danielson]

i've said this before, i'll say it again.

Would anyone even want to have sex with a girl from Ohio?

Halle Berry was born in Cleveland.

[Palpatine Q]

Halle Berry was born in Cleveland.

Halle Berry must have a stinky pussy or something.

Dudes fucking bail on her left and right.

[danielson]

Halle Berry must have a stinky pussy or something.

Dudes fucking bail on her left and right.

Yeah, I noticed that. You know what they say about no matter how hot a bitch is there is someone who is sick of fucking her.

[ManBearPig...]

Yeah, I noticed that. You know what they say about no matter how hot a bitch is there is someone who is sick of fucking her.

lol, no shit.  sometimes it just ain't worth it.

[Big Worm]

Hey Bast, is it true that you are 23 years old and a virgin?

Is it also true that you've never had a girlfriend?

How is it possible to be 23 years old, and still be a virgin? I mean, come on! I'm sure your confidence is waaaay up there. 

It's completely true.. He's saving his asshole for the right guy.

[Earl1972]

isn't bast kind of short?

if so he was probably teased often as a kid by boys and ignored by girls killing his confidence

life isn't fair

not putting bast down (even though he is an assclown) just telling it how I see it

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[freespirit]

It's funny, you're trying to joke it all away..

But you really are a virgin, and you've never had a GF..

You're not exactly a "man among men", eh?    more like the silent loser too afraid to approach a girl.

It's common knowledge that "guys" like you who like to talk down on others in a way you do, have certain issues themselves. So do not pretend that you yourself are a ladies-man with a great self esteem, a so called self proclaimed alpha male, because frankly my dear, you clearly are not an alpha.

I'm not defending this "bast000" dude, just stating a fact.

[Camel Jockey]

i'm saving myself for the right woman. 

Come one bro..

Just put on a wifebeater and talk up some bitch. Not hard.

If ugly fat fucks can do it, then why can't you?

[The Master]

Come one bro..

Just put on a wifebeater and talk up some bitch. Not hard.

If ugly fat fucks can do it, then why can't you?

Because he starts to mess up the words when he opens his mouth

[Camel Jockey]

Because he starts to mess up the words when he opens his mouth

Yeah, I be he's like "Brutal 16% bodyfat and epic tanktop with princess written on it."

Girl: "Do you work out?!"

Bast: "Brutual attempt at opening a conversation."

Girl: "Creep!"

Bast: "Excuse me, but I must go eat now otherwise I'll go into a catabolic state."

[The Master]

Yeah, I be he's like "Brutal 16% bodyfat and epic tanktop with princess written on it."

Girl: "Do you work out?!"

Bast: "Brutual attempt at opening a conversation."

Girl: "Creep!"

Bast: "Excuse me, but I must go eat now otherwise I'll go into a catabolic state."

Lol, more like:

Bast: Hhh hhh hhyey. mmm mmmm. mmmmmy nnn.nnnn.nnn.ame ii iis Bbb bBBBastuno. ehheee Bbbbasstiano I Insanno. Insana.

Girl: hahaha.

[Camel Jockey]

After the chick laughs he'll bust out a picture of daddywaddy's penis and compare and contrast it to his own. 

[tleilaxutank]

i'm saving myself for the first woman that will shit on my chest.

So true.

[Hedgehog]

Feel better about yourself now?

Way to rub it in, Smarty Pants.











Damn, you're good.

-Hedge

[Hedgehog]

After the chick laughs he'll bust out a picture of daddywaddy's penis and compare and contrast it to his own. 

I think he'll show a pic of Daddywaddy's dick, then:

Bast: "This is a friend of mine."

Girl: "WTF are we doin' talkin' then? Gimme his number, and gettoutta my face!"






-Hedge