an ultimatum: magoo challenges SF/sarcasm/quakeroats

[MisterMagoo]

all right my man. let's have a little fun, all righty?

you've been around since 2005, and made a lot of claims. squatting 545 for six reps, a 385 bench press, deadlifting 545, being 230 at six feet tall, etc. but you've never actually proven a single thing. for all of your calling people out over their claims, you've made tons but never backed it up.

for a while now you've been kinda weirding me out by stalking me. started threads, trolled my youtube account (no joke, guys), dozens of PMs complaining about this or that. now you're in my training log doing the same.

here's the challenge: prove you work out. put up a video of you proving a single one of your lifting claims. i don't care which one and i'll even give you some leeway since anyone can have a bad day.

if you do that much, i'll delete my account. or hell, let's give you a choice. alternately i'll change my name to your choice and not get a new account, so i have to post as "GayFagoo" or whatever, if you can show you hitting just one of those lifts you've claimed. if you don't, you're the bitch. don't even have to admit it, we'll all know.

[Howard]

I know you didn't challenge me, but when I call on the dark force I can bench 800 for reps and squat half the gym building.

[MAXX]

wonder what SF's excuse will be

[QuakerOats]

hahahahaa, i'm really deep in MM's head, he even used my full name in a post on the training journals board, this all started when him and WickedTruth claimed that 225 and 315 feel exactly the same on the bench press, i called him on it and he went nuts, i've NEVER claimed i could squat 545 for 6 below parallel, in all honesty i am 235 at 5'11" in this picture.

[Zaphod]

Dave is still on a business trip in Dubai (India).

[Camel Jockey]

Epic letting him get in your head.

[MisterMagoo]

hahahahaa, i'm really deep in MM's head, he even used my full name in a post on the training journals board, this all started when him and WickedTruth claimed that 225 and 315 feel exactly the same on the bench press, i called him on it and he went nuts, i've NEVER claimed i could squat 545 for 6 below parallel, in all honesty i am 235 at 5'11" in this picture.

just show any one of the claims you've made. 385 bench, 545 squat, 545 deadlift, whatever. 

what are you capable of? tell us, then prove it. 

[Army of One]

hahahahaa, i'm really deep in MM's head, he even used my full name in a post on the training journals board, this all started when him and WickedTruth claimed that 225 and 315 feel exactly the same on the bench press, i called him on it and he went nuts, i've NEVER claimed i could squat 545 for 6 below parallel, in all honesty i am 235 at 5'11" in this picture.

At least you finally admitted you were squadfather.

[Devon97]

Quaker,

In your sig " College football Destroyes the NFL"

Did you play college football?

[MisterMagoo]

by the way, here it is:

come on man 225? Mike is a big dude, i'll gaurantee when he was at his biggest at 300 he could do 600 for a singe a couple of inches high, shit my frame isn't as big as Mike's, i'm 5'11" 234 and i can do 545 for 5 right to parallel, it's the small muscle movements that i don't believe like the 315 extensions and presses behind neck.

there dude. you claimed 545x5 squatting to parallel. if you can hit it for a SINGLE i'll be amazed.

[QuakerOats]

Quaker,

In your sig " College football Destroyes the NFL"

Did you play college football?

no just a huge college football fan, nothing more.

[chaos]

Quaker,

In your sig " College football Destroyes the NFL"

Did you play college football?

Don't have to play football to know that...the NFL blows donkeys, those colleges teams go all out.

[Fury]

College is 10x better than the NFL. The atmosphere, the intensity, everything is better.



Mangoo seems pretty confident. Would be quite the owning if SF were to send him packing.

[MisterMagoo]

College is 10x better than the NFL. The atmosphere, the intensity, everything is better.



Mangoo seems pretty confident. Would be quite the owning if SF were to send him packing.

i'm being honest. lord knows i've been embarrassed on here before, so you know i won't bitch out.

[QuakerOats]

College is 10x better than the NFL. The atmosphere, the intensity, everything is better.



Mangoo seems pretty confident. Would be quite the owning if SF were to send him packing.

exactly on the college football, and i'm not bringing a fuccking camera to the gym, so i'm not making any claims at all.

[Camel Jockey]

If you're just an average sports fan then of course the NFL would be your thing.

You've really gotta be more into it to be a college football fan. Different programs, prospects, or because its your alma mater

[Bluto]

exactly on the college football, and i'm not bringing a fuccking camera to the gym, so i'm not making any claims at all.

Whatabout the next best thing? You can have a friend drawing you when lifting... put those drawings together and flip through them fast and it will look like a film.

[Army of One]

exactly on the college football, and i'm not bringing a fuccking camera to the gym, so i'm not making any claims at all.

This isnt 1990, more people have cameras with them in the gym than dont, most have 2-3 megapixel cameras on their phones at least, your shitty excuses dont fly, who the fuck doesnt have a digital camera?

[Fury]

i'm being honest. lord knows i've been embarrassed on here before, so you know i won't bitch out.

Nothing wrong with laying it on the line.




This thread will be 4-5 pages in no time.

[QuakerOats]

This isnt 1990, more people have cameras with them in the gym than dont, most have 2-3 megapixel cameras on their phones at least, your shitty excuses dont fly, who the fuck doesnt have a digital camera?

hahahaha, yeah i can see it now, "hey man, could you take a picture of me benching real quick, someone on the internet challenged me and i want to prove i can do it"

[chaos]

Whatabout the next best thing? You can have a friend drawing you when lifting... put those drawings together and flip through them fast and it will look like a film.

Ideas like this are what make you Teh Super.

[JohnnyVegas]

hahahahaa, i'm really deep in MM's head, he even used my full name in a post on the training journals board, this all started when him and WickedTruth claimed that 225 and 315 feel exactly the same on the bench press, i called him on it and he went nuts, i've NEVER claimed i could squat 545 for 6 below parallel, in all honesty i am 235 at 5'11" in this picture.

235# my ass....with that innertube around your waist you are AT LEAST 270# 

[Army of One]

hahahaha, yeah i can see it now, "hey man, could you take a picture of me benching real quick, someone on the internet challenged me and i want to prove i can do it"

You are the one making all the claims, its your job to back them up, you have no problem calling everyone else out, so lets see the proof!

[ManBearPig...]

i'm gonna support our resident bicurious expert Zachariah.  I've "known" the kid since 2004 and even though i can't understand his cock lust, he's not a bad guy who makes shit up.  so i'll stand behind him.

alright "Dave", let's start with something basic.

prove you're 5'11".
prove you're 235.

[chaos]

This isnt 1990, more people have cameras with them in the gym than dont, most have 2-3 megapixel cameras on their phones at least, your shitty excuses dont fly, who the fuck doesnt have a digital camera?

Johnny Vegas claims to not have a digital camera or a cell phone.