I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[joswift]

You are going to die a fat broke lonely slob long before then maybe you should work on that instead

The irony is strong in this post

[Flexacon]

No one is denying it's a photoshop. It's actually a really good one designed for satire and hits the mark

You were talking about how you can laugh at yourself. And you had an opportunity to do so, and instead you missed it completely and ploughed ahead with another boring justify-my-physique post&pic

Oh well

His reaction of posting another pose/pic in response a photoshop just makes the whole thing funnier

[njflex]

hanks looking at your contest pics it's not like you can't compete and tightening up longer on the diet,from a structure standpoint yes you can do most muscular and look ok,ab pose 'if your in top 'condition,your going to get hurt due to longish torso and shorter legs ,fill out lats is tough.

[joswift]

hanks looking at your contest pics it's not like you can't compete and tightening up longer on the diet,from a structure standpoint yes you can do most muscular and look ok,ab pose 'if your in top 'condition,your going to get hurt due to longish torso and shorter legs ,fill out lats is tough.

he cant diet, he doesnt know how to

[bhank]

hanks looking at your contest pics it's not like you can't compete and tightening up longer on the diet,from a structure standpoint yes you can do most muscular and look ok,ab pose 'if your in top 'condition,your going to get hurt due to longish torso and shorter legs ,fill out lats is tough.

Yeah that’s why I prefer bodybuilding you can’t do a most muscular in classic but you are also not expected to have blown up legs

[IroNat]

Bhanky better load up a barbell and do heavy rows 3 days a week.

There is a chance it could help his back fill out.

[Krankenstein]

I have to be honest based on my current condition my weight and the timing I am starting to consider the mid April show I booked a hotel for just in case. I am too heavy for light heavy but a little light for heavy if I want to bring my best condition.  I could come in just right at 212lbs for classic weigh in at 3pm which is good condition weight for me on Saturday based on my height. Then just eat and drink nothing between Saturday weigh in and Sunday show to dry out and tighten the midsection a little bit take the stage at 208ish but having dropped to 208lbs not 198lbs then trying to rehdrate. Take a anti gas and hope for the best. Then I am thinking enter the over 40 bodybuilding and maybe the Heavyweight but last time too many divisions was rough because I was flexing too hard and just wore myself out. Its a Pro Am show could be fun.

You have no clue what that means

[webstar]

Yeah that’s why I prefer bodybuilding you can’t do a most muscular in classic but you are also not expected to have blown up legs

You do realize you need some legs in Classic.

Your sticks are fit for the mens bikini division or in your case womens

[Krankenstein]

I was in court today waiting for my case to be heard.  I saw this thread and had to walk out into the hallway at one point because I was about to burst out laughing again.   

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

SC went to court after being caught with 2 kilos of illegal melatonin powder....this is a serious charge.  I heard they had to use 2 sets of cuffs because of the self dosing he was doing.

[wazhazbin]

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

SC went to court after being caught with 2 kilos of illegal melatonin powder....this is a serious charge.  I heard they had to use 2 sets of cuffs because of the self dosing he was doing.

no, they just had to put the powder in a water bottle and cap it!!  lmao. sorry SC couldn't resist

[Krankenstein]

no, they just had to put the powder in a water bottle and cap it!!  lmao. sorry SC couldn't resist

Actually he was caught trying to load the powder in the bottle but those damn aquafina caps are SC's kryptonite.

[tatoo]

Yeah that’s why I prefer bodybuilding you can’t do a most muscular in classic but you are also not expected to have blown up legs

good thing for you right?

[Grape Ape]

There is so much to unpack here
Bolded bits in order

4 weeks away maximum = no real diet

Classic class is for balanced proportionate physiques, not peoiple who cant get big enough for th open, you are fucked, last place definitely

sounds like a plan 

Only if you are the only competitor

A pro Am show?
You placed dead last out of 9 last time out, now you think you can be competitive with pros?

Please refrain from saying anything that would discourage this entering of the contests.

[Scrancer]

Please refrain from saying anything that would discourage this entering of the contests.

 

little wager that he doesnt enter?

low stakes, although could be any stakes cause he wont enter

[bhank]

Bhanky better load up a barbell and do heavy rows 3 days a week.

There is a chance it could help his back fill out.

I store fat and fluid in my lower back as I lean out my taper will improve

[Flexacon]

I have to be honest based on my current condition my weight and the timing I am starting to consider the mid April show I booked a hotel for just in case. I am too heavy for light heavy but a little light for heavy if I want to bring my best condition.  I could come in just right at 212lbs for classic weigh in at 3pm which is good condition weight for me on Saturday based on my height. Then just eat and drink nothing between Saturday weigh in and Sunday show to dry out and tighten the midsection a little bit take the stage at 208ish but having dropped to 208lbs not 198lbs then trying to rehdrate. Take a anti gas and hope for the best. Then I am thinking enter the over 40 bodybuilding and maybe the Heavyweight but last time too many divisions was rough because I was flexing too hard and just wore myself out. Its a Pro Am show could be fun.

Good luck with that if you do indeed do it.

Will you be hiring the Mexican maid again as your prep coach/drug guru?

[IroNat]

I store fat and fluid in my lower back as I lean out my taper will improve

[wes]

I store fat and fluid in my lower back 

.....as well as in your cellulite ridden ass cheeks that the entire WWW has all seen.....loser!

[Soul Crusher]

no, they just had to put the powder in a water bottle and cap it!!  lmao. sorry SC couldn't resist

[Soul Crusher]

His life is mirroring The Shining. 

[Grape Ape]

little wager that he doesnt enter?

low stakes, although could be any stakes cause he wont enter

no can do - i've seen the same patterns you have 

[beakdoctor]

Bhanky better load up a barbell and do heavy rows 3 days a week.

There is a chance it could help his back fill out.

He should enter the strict good morning championships.

He should attempt a one rep max with no warm up.

I think he would do really well,  provided heplanned out a good melatonin cycle.

[Hulkotron]

When specificaly is the April show?  Want to make sure I clear me schedule to reload getbig all day.

[Rambone]

When specificaly is the April show?  Want to make sure I clear me schedule to reload getbig all day.

Will bhank crash the IFBB pro meeting in a sweatsuit threatening to peel?

[joswift]

Yeah that’s why I prefer bodybuilding you can’t do a most muscular in classic but you are also not expected to have blown up legs

are you thinking about the wheelchair division?

last years NPC classic winner