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Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« on: June 22, 2006, 02:26:31 PM »
i have a sore wrist from slapping your mom off my junk and it hurts all the way up to my shoulder, i think i really killed her since she is such a meat hound what do you think i should do for the pain?

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 09:57:03 PM »
well i know my mom is a handful for most men.  Thank god it wasn't my sister!  If it was youd be in ICU.  I sugest not griping anything cylindrical for a while and would keep the appendage elevated.  Also try some ice therapy and a pain killer.  800mg of Ibuprofen should do the trick.  If the swelling and/or pain continue for 2 or more days, then we may have to put you ina wrist splint and be more agressive with the pain management.  Also, please remeber that we will need your current insurance card and payment method when you come in nest.  Thanks.

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2006, 06:15:23 AM »
well i know my mom is a handful for most men.  Thank god it wasn't my sister!  If it was youd be in ICU.  I sugest not griping anything cylindrical for a while and would keep the appendage elevated.  Also try some ice therapy and a pain killer.  800mg of Ibuprofen should do the trick.  If the swelling and/or pain continue for 2 or more days, then we may have to put you ina wrist splint and be more agressive with the pain management.  Also, please remeber that we will need your current insurance card and payment method when you come in nest.  Thanks.

thanks DR Migs, i feel better already..does your sister still have bulk rate discounts...

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2006, 06:28:34 AM »
yes she does.  But she prefers when you guys bring the ice packs.  Constant hours of pounding being what it is... :-\

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2006, 07:17:13 AM »
sorry man i was passing by and started reading where Guardian started calling you Dr migs and i was giggling like a school girl...

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2006, 09:44:32 AM »
that's cool.  I like your giggle  ;)

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2006, 06:46:19 PM »
Dr. Migs, I'm with your sister right now and I just split her ass open during some rough anal.  She's hemorraging pretty bad.  What should we do?  :)
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2006, 06:56:42 AM »
Dr. Migs, I'm with your sister right now and I just split her ass open during some rough anal.  She's hemorraging pretty bad.  What should we do?  :)

if i could jump in Guardian you should know the mantra

start the breathing
stop the bleeding
protect the wound and
tread for shock
sir...

if that does not work give her a towel and move back up to the mouth till your done...:)

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2006, 08:47:37 AM »
if AS's solution doesnt work, my sister keeps and inflata-cork in her purse

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2006, 11:02:49 AM »
Thank you Dr. Migs, corking her ass and applying steady pressure seemed to work.  She's up and around now though a bit bowlegged and seems to be afraid to sit down.  ;)
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2006, 11:04:49 AM »
You guys are ruthless with each other... I like it... ;)
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2006, 12:48:58 PM »
Thank you Dr. Migs, corking her ass and applying steady pressure seemed to work.  She's up and around now though a bit bowlegged and seems to be afraid to sit down.  ;)

tell the bitch to get over it.  No pain no gain. 

As for us being ruthless, we are and anyone who opposses us gets thrashed. It's how we roll around here.

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2006, 12:56:38 PM »
Wow. The Dr. is "in"  ;D
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2006, 12:58:26 PM »
tell the bitch to get over it.  No pain no gain. 

As for us being ruthless, we are and anyone who opposses us gets thrashed. It's how we roll around here.
Damn, wouldn't want you and your homies to roll out to Kansas and bust a cap in my cracker ass! :)
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2006, 01:06:42 PM »
Damn, wouldn't want you and your homies to roll out to Kansas and bust a cap in my cracker ass! :)

dude, you live in kansas, if we were to roll out it wouldn't be there.  Kansas sucks.  sorry i know you live there, but its the truth. 

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2006, 01:11:55 PM »
dude, you live in kansas, if we were to roll out it wouldn't be there.  Kansas sucks.  sorry i know you live there, but its the truth. 
Never claimed it to be anything special. Not just Kansas but western Kansas.
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2006, 01:15:04 PM »
East, West...What's the difference. Type of corn?
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2006, 01:15:58 PM »
The further west you go the less people there are.
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2006, 01:18:57 PM »
I drove through Kansas.  I did'nt see any people for miles.
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2006, 01:45:08 PM »
yup been to kansas.  I was so bored there.  the entire state sucks ass.  I was so borad i was thinking about going cow hunting with arrows made of corn

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2006, 06:24:21 PM »
I drove through Kansas.  I did'nt see any people for miles.

you say that like a bad thing...less people sometimes is better then to many...unless its a pile of naked girls...:)

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2006, 06:34:46 PM »
No seriously I drove through there on a cross country trip.  There was NOTHING for miles.
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2006, 06:36:24 PM »
No seriously I drove through there on a cross country trip.  There was NOTHING for miles.

it's the same in central illinois.  nothing but corn feilds and the corn fed women on the field.

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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2006, 06:38:24 PM »
I remember coming through Idaho one night.  Stopped at a gas station and could barely get out of the car.  Complete locust nightmare.
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Re: Dr Migs paging Dr Migs
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2006, 06:49:57 PM »
I remember coming through Idaho one night.  Stopped at a gas station and could barely get out of the car.  Complete locust nightmare.

i drove thru mississippi (sp) and it was dark as shit.  Anyway i was about out of gas and as i pull in i here thumps against the car.  freaking huge bugs flying around the lights spalttering on the car.  it sucked.