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INSOMNIA:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK - $300 - Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONES)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Al-Gebra:

--- Quote from: INSOMNIA on August 09, 2006, 02:56:57 PM ---FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK - $300 - Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONES)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything.


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these were pretty funny.

Nordic Superman:
Last 2 were good  :D

Colossus_500:
The first one made me bust out laughing!!!    :D

buffbodz:
Their was an obituary in the local paper a few weeks ago.

Jack so and so died.  He had no survivors, but had 1 good dog.  True

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