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Title: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 06, 2021, 03:03:04 AM
ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 06, 2021, 05:22:33 AM
Ringing someone's doorbell and running away was really funny when I was young. The idea still amuses me now.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 06, 2021, 05:24:41 AM
God, it must be shit to get diagnosed with HIV. Especially if you didn't catch it by bumming men... everyone would still think you did.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 06, 2021, 05:26:50 PM
The act of pooing is so shameful and heinous that it should never come up in conversation – even with one’s doctor. I am so appalled by the topic, that if a woman were to dare mention it in front of me, she would immediately be disregarded as a suitable sexual partner without further deliberation.

I did, however, find myself entering an almost meditative state this morning when my bowels turned on me. Trapped in a moving vehicle, I had no choice but to channel a monk-like level of concentration in an attempt to alleviate the cannonade of cramps that come upon me.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 13, 2021, 10:32:26 AM
As a man, some things are beneath me. Riding a bicycle is one of them.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 13, 2021, 10:33:23 AM
Listening to Fear Factory.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 17, 2021, 11:31:40 AM
I'm a big fan of Down's syndrome. Almost to the point where it's a bit concerning. But not in a mocking way - I just get a kick out of these lovable oafs and often find myself searching for various clips of them on YouTube. I wish they made Down's syndrome versions of Action Man dolls.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 22, 2021, 02:10:49 PM
I love the excessive, contrived politeness of street beggars. 'Hi, Sir, how you doing? Have a great day, yeah? Take care!' I'm doing fine but you're still getting fuck all.
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Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 27, 2021, 10:57:30 AM
I wish I had enough street cred to make 'Doja Cat' foam at the mouth and demand I sleep with her. Actually, I probably don't. I'm very conflicted right now.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 28, 2021, 02:03:59 AM
I literally can't stop watching Doja Cat music videos. I need an intervention.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 30, 2021, 07:13:04 AM
Some middle-aged mutant is sat about ten metres away from me at the airport, just farting himself into oblivion. Absolute pig. Wish it were legal to kill people.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 30, 2021, 03:06:57 PM
It has been too long since I've really pushed myself physically, and I'm ready for a new challenge. I refuse to allow life to become stagnant.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 18, 2021, 03:20:22 AM
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The 'Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks' is killing me. IT IS KILLING ME!

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SLUTS!!!! I MISS THEM SOOO MUCH.

I know I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Getbig. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 04, 2021, 11:29:11 AM
ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
A guy making them would be weird.  Sexy women making them is very relaxing.  I listen to 2 or 3 a day.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 04, 2021, 09:21:22 PM
A guy making them would be weird.  Sexy women making them is very relaxing.  I listen to 2 or 3 a day.

I get occasional tinnitus and was looking to drown it out at night. It was some guy I accidentally clicked on. Fucking thing was disgusting! I was horrified.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 05, 2021, 10:25:35 AM
I get occasional tinnitus and was looking to drown it out at night. It was some guy I accidentally clicked on. Fucking thing was disgusting! I was horrified.
Don't listen to a guy, that's gay. ;D  I listen to classical music all night when I sleep.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 05, 2021, 05:56:00 PM
Don't listen to a guy, that's gay. ;D  I listen to classical music all night when I sleep.

Hahaha, I didn't deliberately select a guy, I swear! And yeah, it was turbo gay. Gave me the creeps. I actually do play classical or white noise to induce sleep. A vacuum/hairdryer sound tends to work best for me - it drowns out any ringing and helps me to shut my brain off quite well.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 09, 2021, 07:27:21 PM
Day 13 of hotel quarantine and I am horrified by my twinkish reflection in the mirror. I have successfully dismissed all attempts to initiate conversation from the mutant expats, though. I am now changing my focus in life and giving myself ten years to become a millionaire. Once that is achieved, I'll become a recluse, run a mastiff rescue, and spend all day looking at The Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 10, 2021, 12:39:29 PM
Day 13 of hotel quarantine and I am horrified by my twinkish reflection in the mirror. I have successfully dismissed all attempts to initiate conversation from the mutant expats, though. I am now changing my focus in life and giving myself ten years to become a millionaire. Once that is achieved, I'll become a recluse, run a mastiff rescue, and spend all day looking at The Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks.
How do you plan on making the million?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 10, 2021, 05:29:52 PM
How do you plan on making the million?

I'm not sure yet - but I need to try. Life moves so fast and I'm sick of not having the time to do all the little things I enjoy. I'm abroad around nine months out of the year and don't pay any taxes, so I save a good amount. I'm thinking I really need to start learning about investing. My GF and I have one property and we'd like to start acquiring some more in the near future. I can always take on extra work when I'm back home, too.

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 19, 2021, 05:57:12 PM
There's a vicious rumor going around that Angelina Jolie is dating 'The Weeknd'. I'm shocked and disgusted, to put it mildly. She's blown any chance she had with me! I will not date a woman who fraternizes with these ugly 'hippity hoo-hah' types.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 19, 2021, 05:57:49 PM
Listening to Hall & Oates.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 20, 2021, 02:39:32 AM
Listening to Hall & Oates.
Maneater?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 20, 2021, 06:47:58 AM
Maneater?

Haha, no, 'Out of Touch', but that is a tune.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 23, 2021, 03:36:09 AM
I do love a good can of wine.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 23, 2021, 03:37:34 AM
I do love a good can of wine.
A bottle is better.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2021, 02:05:43 AM
A bottle is better.

Usually, but sunny days in the park with friends call for something a little more lowbrow. Those white wine tins are ace.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2021, 02:14:01 AM
We should bring back public shaming. Earlier, I saw a police van with a makeshift cage attached, and inside was a bewildered-looking man being hauled ignominiously through the town like a monkey, lol. It would almost certainly have no deterrent effect whatsoever, but I'd love to see the pillory make a return.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2021, 06:34:06 AM
Just watched Riders of Justice. Great film; very funny. Love the fat guy Emmenthaler.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 30, 2021, 06:01:37 AM
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 31, 2021, 02:38:43 AM
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 31, 2021, 08:31:08 PM
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.

I have a fine collection of oxfords and derbys. Love mirror shining some of them. I've turned into somewhat of a loser in recent years and try to avoid leather now, but my shoes are still a source of pleasure.