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[CARTEL]

To be fair, Cartel, I think Elmo's typos were deliberate, to ridicule my own tidiness.

However, the line was from Predator, and I think he got it wrong. I think Arnold said pencils, rather than pencilnecks.

Don't take that to the bank, though.

One... Aaahglee... matha-facka! Raahn, raahn, get to duh chappah!

Fun!


TNBT

No, he is a greasy Spaniard that can't speak good english.

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Well, I guess you know him better than I do!


TNBT

[Condor]

Progress pics will come later, when I'm sure you are ready to be objective.

I'm almost seventeen, weigh about 165 (lbs) last time I weighed myself (I don't do that too often, b/weight as a mere figure ain't important).

I can press in excess of my b/wt.


TNBT

Oh my god.

Are you going to make the claim that you can bench press over 165?

You're going to meet a lot of resistance with that kind of cavalier approach.

I don't think we're ready for you.  Get serious.

[chaos]

LOL! It can't be bedtime in all those timezones!

So none of you fucks wants to talk about working out then? Sheesh!


TNBT

what's to talk about? you workout, we workout.....now what?

[pillowtalk]

What did you expect? You come on here, after one year of training and you tell you know already everything about bodybuilding, nobody knows everything about it, you re a moron.

hope this helps.

Bruv !! you are the MORON for not getting the piss take, did you go to school ??.

PT -- SAIDA.

[Robbie]

Thanks, Cartel.    So far, the rest of y'all can blow me! LOL!  

Squadfather, I ain't gonna add myself to the list of people who've threatened you.

Apart from anything else Dewd, I'm at least 3000 miles out of reach!  

I might like it here after all.

I posted some way-out stuff on that other board Positive... feel free to peruse.

A

What does 'peruse' mean?

[pillowtalk]

What does 'peruse' mean?

Is that the best you can do ??, pick up on a typo !!.

Fuck me Einstien........don’t give up the day job, huh !! LOLZ..................

PT -- SAIDA.   

[Special Ed]

Welcome TNBT to Getbig,

Enjoy your stay here, however brief it may be.

Here at Getbig, there are numerous gurus, trainers, experts, and gatekeepers. For example...

If you have any particularly strong lifts, Squadfather will be happy to discuss those with you.
If you have a photo of yourself you'd like to post so we can analyze your strengths and weak points, Squadfather will be happy to be the first to comment on that.
If you're looking for a muscular woman to sleep with, Bluto can help you but Harry cannot.
If you're looking for a muscular man to sleep with, Bluto can help you but Harry cannot.
If you're looking for nutrition advice, True Adonis is our expert in residence.
If you're looking for contest prep and posing advice, Vince Goodrum is your man.
If you're looking for steroid advice, ask either gh15 or Milos, depending on how much money you have to spend.
If you're looking for advice on picking up teen sluts with marijuana, Daddywaddy has cornered that market.
If you're looking for photos of semi-nude men, Sevastase and Derek Anthony will post their photos within the next 24 hours.
If you're looking for photos of nude women, Mars will randomly post one every 24 minutes.
If you're looking for a bucktooth jackass, you've come to the right place.
If you're just looking to make friends, you've come to the wrong place.

[Kwon]

Welcome The Next Big Thing.

Hope your stay here with us at getbig will be fruitful and enjoyable.

Have fun!

[pillowtalk]

Welcome TNBT to Getbig,

Enjoy your stay here, however brief it may be.

Here at Getbig, there are numerous gurus, trainers, experts, and gatekeepers. For example...

If you have any particularly strong lifts, Squadfather will be happy to discuss those with you.
If you have a photo of yourself you'd like to post so we can analyze your strengths and weak points, Squadfather will be happy to be the first to comment on that.
If you're looking for a muscular woman to sleep with, Bluto can help you but Harry cannot.
If you're looking for a muscular man to sleep with, Bluto can help you but Harry cannot.
If you're looking for nutrition advice, True Adonis is our expert in residence.
If you're looking for contest prep and posing advice, Vince Goodrum is your man.
If you're looking for steroid advice, ask either gh15 or Milos, depending on how much money you have to spend.
If you're looking for advice on picking up teen sluts with marijuana, Daddywaddy has cornered that market.
If you're looking for photos of semi-nude men, Sevastase and Derek Anthony will post their photos within the next 24 hours.
If you're looking for photos of nude women, Mars will randomly post one every 24 minutes.
If you're looking for a bucktooth jackass, you've come to the right place.
If you're just looking to make friends, you've come to the wrong place.

TBH, i don’t think he is here for ‘ANY’ of those reasons !!.

BTW - are you a shemale ?? serious question like, as you have the face that suggests androgyny, how is the Oestrogen treatment going  ??, any unbearable side effects - pain in the chest as your mammary glands develop.

Don’t get me wrong i love a good she male, been to Brazil a few times now..................... ..

Check this one out.

http://www.trannysurprise.com/pictures/view

PT -- SAIDA.

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Thanks vee much, Kwon and Pillowtalk  Looking good Kwon if that avatar is a pic of you.

Pillowtalk, I'm gonna call you PT, save me fingers.

PT, I don't think Robbie was having a go at a typo. It was meant to read 'peruse' (i.e. to read at one's leisure) and was not a mistyping of 'pursue'.

Thanks for the defence though LOL!

As for the cynical jerkweed who said what's-to-talk-about, use your imagination, you tiresome fuckpig.

And PT, you smart-ass, I suspect you know that the avatar ain't me! That is an unfortunate (and now dead) fellow who tried to blow out his sponge with a 12-Gauge, but failed.

A

[pillowtalk]

Thanks vee much, Kwon and Pillowtalk  And PT, you smart-ass, I suspect you know that the avatar ain't me! That is an unfortunate (and now dead) fellow who tried to blow out his sponge with a 12-Gauge, but failed.

A

I was talking to special Ed, ya fucking ding bat !!, Take a look at the avater in question.
I think the 'TV' gives it away but i was just trying to be sure like, ya na.......innit.

PT -- SAIDA.

[pillowtalk]

Thanks vee much, Kwon and Pillowtalk  PT, I don't think Robbie was having a go at a typo. It was meant to read 'peruse' (i.e. to read at one's leisure) and was not a mistyping of 'pursue'.

Oh, so we are both lacking in vocabulary skills then !!, MY BAD !! oooooopppppppppp’s................

‘Persue’ would fit in that context though, so i think he was being a twat - TBH.
With the rate of illiteracy that the U.S. kicks little Johnny out of school these days, i think the latter to be the favoured option !!.



PT -- SAIDA.

[jaejonna]

Where do all these neubie fa gg ots come from anyways.....

[pillowtalk]

Where do all these neubie fa gg ots come from anyways.....

You semiliterate chimp...............
It clearly states the ‘UK’  ( although i am in the Algarve right now, have been for weeks, that’s  in Portugal before you get the Atlas out, geography boy ) - and what has sexuality got to do with anything, except of course your inability to except anything different from your self !!.

Wow, you guys are evolving just fine over there, huh ??.

PT -- SAIDA.

[pillowtalk]

Where do all these neubie fa gg ots come from anyways.....

Nearly 7000 posts on getbig.com kkkkkeeeeeeeewwwwwwwllll lllllll dude !!.
How is your physique looking ??.

PT -- SAIDA.

[jaejonna]

You semiliterate chimp...............
It clearly states the ‘UK’  ( although i am in the Algarve right now, have been for weeks, that’s  in Portugal before you get the Atlas out, geography boy ) - and what has sexuality got to do with anything, except of course your inability to except anything different from your self !!.

Wow, you guys are evolving just fine over there, huh ??.

PT -- SAIDA.

hahahah ok 'pillowbitter' ....any pics of this future mr. O floating around ? my money is that he is the typical 'skinny fat' candidatish body hahahahahhah

gayer than 'hi im new here' threads

[The Squadfather]

hahahah ok 'pillowbitter' ....any pics of this future mr. O floating around ? my money is that he is the typical 'skinny fat' candidatish body hahahahahhah

gayer than 'hi im new here' threads

hahahhaa, "pillowtalk" is gayer than the men's pubic hair stuck in Scott Markey's teeth after a "posing session".

[Man of Steel]

what does your mom look like, does she have a nice ass?

AAHHAAHAHAH!!!! 

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Squadmother!

THE MOST THREATENED MAN ON THE INTERNET, huh?

Is that angry, physical threats from other board users, or does THREATENED refer to how you feel inside?

It would explain your amateuristic prodding here.

A x

[Palpatine Q]

Nah, never watched her in the shower. Sure I wanted to, but everytime she went into the bathroom, my dad pulled me into the attic and made me blow him.

You know how that is, don'tcha Squadfather?

Why 'Squadfather' anyways? That mean you have illegitimate kids all over? Trying to get a retard football team together maybe?

As for the other horseshit from El Mariachi, shoot me if I don't pay attention to a jerk-off who names himself after a shitty S***k movie.

And who said it takes forever to learn a lot about bodybuilding? That the rule? What's the time frame before you can claim to be an authority on the subject? You gonna tell me some nonsense about our-sport-is-constantly-evolving...

Yeah, so are you Fuckface. Looking forward to those opposeable thumbs, huh?

Anyhoo, anyone else besides Cartel wanna be cordial?


TNBT

Actually, this isn't half-bad.

[The Squadfather]

Squadmother!

THE MOST THREATENED MAN ON THE INTERNET, huh?

Is that angry, physical threats from other board users, or does THREATENED refer to how you feel inside?

It would explain your amateuristic prodding here.

A x

hahahahha, back to the meltdowns early today i see tell your mom she was incredible last night.

[Joey Tito]

Squadmother!

THE MOST THREATENED MAN ON THE INTERNET, huh?

Is that angry, physical threats from other board users, or does THREATENED refer to how you feel inside?

It would explain your amateuristic prodding here.

A x

Looks like Sars touched a nerve with this noob.

[pillowtalk]

Nah, never watched her in the shower. Sure I wanted to, but everytime she went into the bathroom, my dad pulled me into the attic and made me blow him.

You know how that is, don'tcha Squadfather?

Why 'Squadfather' anyways? That mean you have illegitimate kids all over? Trying to get a retard football team together maybe?

As for the other horseshit from El Mariachi, shoot me if I don't pay attention to a jerk-off who names himself after a shitty S***k movie.

And who said it takes forever to learn a lot about bodybuilding? That the rule? What's the time frame before you can claim to be an authority on the subject? You gonna tell me some nonsense about our-sport-is-constantly-evolving...

Yeah, so are you Fuckface. Looking forward to those opposeable thumbs, huh?

Anyhoo, anyone else besides Cartel wanna be cordial?


TNBT

Actually, this isn't half-bad.

Stick around he is just warming up mate !!, LOLZ.................... ...

PT -- SAIDA.

[pillowtalk]

hahahah ok 'pillowbitter' ....any pics of this future mr. O floating around ? my money is that he is the typical 'skinny fat' candidatish body hahahahahhah

gayer than 'hi im new here' threads

I asked first bad boy ( little boy more like !! ).
First off, i ain’t no MR-O wannabe !!, never have been, i do, however, have a respectable physique.

But, hey, you first.................

My pic’s have been up here before BTW............and was told by a mod that i was looking in good shape.

I may not be 19 stone ripped but i do come in at 95 kg @ around 8 % BF.

How about you ??.

PT -- SAIDA.