Author Topic: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.  (Read 3054 times)

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2021, 03:37:34 AM »
I do love a good can of wine.
A bottle is better.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2021, 02:05:43 AM »
A bottle is better.

Usually, but sunny days in the park with friends call for something a little more lowbrow. Those white wine tins are ace.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2021, 02:14:01 AM »
We should bring back public shaming. Earlier, I saw a police van with a makeshift cage attached, and inside was a bewildered-looking man being hauled ignominiously through the town like a monkey, lol. It would almost certainly have no deterrent effect whatsoever, but I'd love to see the pillory make a return.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2021, 06:34:06 AM »
Just watched Riders of Justice. Great film; very funny. Love the fat guy Emmenthaler.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2021, 06:01:37 AM »
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2021, 02:38:43 AM »
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2021, 08:31:08 PM »
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.

I have a fine collection of oxfords and derbys. Love mirror shining some of them. I've turned into somewhat of a loser in recent years and try to avoid leather now, but my shoes are still a source of pleasure.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2021, 07:21:18 AM »
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2021, 07:25:20 AM »
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2021, 06:33:09 PM »
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.

Haha, I suppose it would!

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2021, 04:07:07 AM »
Margot Robbie is so stunningly beautiful that I want to smash my penis with a mallet and disembowel myself every time I look at her.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2021, 11:48:19 AM »
Margot Robbie is so stunningly beautiful that I want to smash my penis with a mallet and disembowel myself every time I look at her.
Wouldn't you rather just fuck her instead?

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2021, 05:32:35 PM »
Wouldn't you rather just fuck her instead?
Absolutely. It's the frustration that arises from knowing I can't that makes me want to tear myself limb from limb.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2021, 02:31:02 AM »
Absolutely. It's the frustration that arises from knowing I can't that makes me want to tear myself limb from limb.
They all feel the same when you are up in them.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2021, 11:15:27 PM »
They all feel the same when you are up in them.

haha, that sounds horrendous. I feel like I've inadvertently degraded the cultured spirit of this thread with too much sex talk. I need to get things back on track and focus on more innocent topics such as Down's syndrome and formal footwear.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2021, 04:57:29 AM »
haha, that sounds horrendous. I feel like I've inadvertently degraded the cultured spirit of this thread with too much sex talk. I need to get things back on track and focus on more innocent topics such as Down's syndrome and formal footwear.
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2021, 06:10:12 AM »
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D
I'm scared to go in there these days - Primemuscle is always lurking and ready to sneak up on someone and sniff their hair.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2021, 06:11:18 AM »
Exciting stuff: I'm moving back to the Middle East! Can't wait to eat nothing but bread and beans and look like shit.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2021, 11:55:35 AM »
Exciting stuff: I'm moving back to the Middle East! Can't wait to eat nothing but bread and beans and look like shit.
On a positive note you'll get a young wife.  The Taliban is going door to door in Afghanistan and assigning any female 15 or older a husband.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2021, 09:04:46 AM »
On a positive note you'll get a young wife.  The Taliban is going door to door in Afghanistan and assigning any female 15 or older a husband.

They've got their priorities in order  :-X.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2021, 11:04:55 AM »
They've got their priorities in order  :-X.
They say they are committed to fighting climate change as well.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2021, 08:01:46 PM »
Word on the street is they're big on gender-neutral bathrooms, too. I just hope they preserve man-love Thursday.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2021, 03:37:10 AM »
Word on the street is they're big on gender-neutral bathrooms, too. I just hope they preserve man-love Thursday.
Goat- love Friday.

Phantom Spunker

  • Competitors
  • Getbig III
  • *****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2021, 09:45:30 AM »
I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15825
Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2021, 11:23:45 AM »
I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.
Dogs are the best companions.