The official 'Peer pressuring Skorp to bang Kelly Brook' thread

[BigCyp]

My proposal is for our talented vagina charmer Skorp10, to chat up Kelly Brook and get her to bed.

1. Even if you don't fancy her, you should still do it so we (I) can live vicariously through you 

2. It can't be that hard, look at her last boyfriend he looked like Goldie ffs

3. You have the tools to do it

4. It will make every Kelly Brook thread on getbig epic

[BigCyp]

Can't be hard to turn up at the same poncy party somewhere, and buy her a few drinks 

[bigmc]

me skorp and gal are out in London on the 18th of Oct

im coming down early to train with gal

I know you cant come out at night due to us being sinners etc

but what about training?

[BigCyp]

me skorp and gal are out in London on the 18th of Oct

im coming down early to train with gal

I know you cant come out at night due to us being sinners etc

but what about training?

Hahaha you're classic mate

I have softened my stance somewhat these days

Just last week I was downing 5 pints at a sports bar watching Tottenham for Jesus

[bigmc]

Hahaha you're classic mate

I have softened my stance somewhat these days

Just last week I was downing 5 pints at a sports bar watching Tottenham for Jesus

jesus himself turned water In to wine

its the kind of thing a get bigger would do

[BigCyp]

jesus himself turned water In to wine

its the kind of thing a get bigger would do

Jesus was dragging heavy weights up hills before Crossfitters

[pedro01]

My proposal is for our talented vagina charmer Skorp10, to chat up Kelly Brook and get her to bed.

1. Even if you don't fancy her, you should still do it so we (I) can live vicariously through you 

2. It can't be that hard, look at her last boyfriend he looked like Goldie ffs

3. You have the tools to do it

4. It will make every Kelly Brook thread on getbig epic

Epic attempt to get a photo of Skorps cock

[BigCyp]

Epic attempt to get a photo of Skorps cock

It's a bit convoluted, including a B list celebrity just to see his pecker 

I would only need to log into booty's account and pm him for that

[Skorp1o]

Epic attempt to get a photo of Skorps cock

I have been told before that I have a "nice" cock, whatever that means in a woman's mind 

[Skorp1o]

My proposal is for our talented vagina charmer Skorp10, to chat up Kelly Brook and get her to bed.

1. Even if you don't fancy her, you should still do it so we (I) can live vicariously through you 

2. It can't be that hard, look at her last boyfriend he looked like Goldie ffs

3. You have the tools to do it

4. It will make every Kelly Brook thread on getbig epic

Banging z listers is not hard at all...you just need to hang out in their circles and clubs.

I mean someone like Kerry Katona could be picked up at Blackpool Pleasure Beach eating greasy food.

[Donny]

I have been told before that I have a "nice" cock, whatever that means in a woman's mind 

they tell every dude that  

[BigCyp]

Banging z listers is not hard at all...you just need to hang out in their circles and clubs.

I mean someone like Kerry Katona could be picked up at Blackpool Pleasure Beach eating greasy food.

DO IT THEN!!!! 

[local hero]

Hahaha you're classic mate

I have softened my stance somewhat these days

Just last week I was downing 5 pints at a sports bar watching Tottenham for Jesus moses
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[Henda]

Better move pretty fast she will be the size of that fat fuck out of towie in a few months at the rate she's piling it on.

[denarii]

have we got any opening chat up lines?

hi kel, im skorp of getbig fame, im such a baller i can buy you a tit job so you can look your best if you get with me...

when i was 14 the teacher said i would fail me gcse's, i decided there and then i would work hard until i got three c's, unfortunately the ones i ended up with were coke, coke and a nice cock

hey kel, we both have a nice chest, but you got me beat on that bubble butt.

[booty]

they tell every dude that  

I don't. I have told a guy he's got a beautiful cock.

[Skorp1o]

have we got any opening chat up lines?

hi kel, im skorp of getbig fame, im such a baller i can buy you a tit job so you can look your best if you get with me...

when i was 14 the teacher said i would fail me gcse's, i decided there and then i would work hard until i got three c's, unfortunately the ones i ended up with were coke, coke and a nice cock

hey kel, we both have a nice chest, but you got me beat on that bubble butt.

You're obsession with "Skorp" is reaching new levels of creepiness.

I bet you sit at traffic lights in that trailer sized car with three screaming kids in the back, thinking about me..."damn that skorp" he's not that rich, I think I have more money, he's physique is all from tren I bet if I took what he took I'd look so much better. The girls he fucks...well my wife used to be hot as well when I met her....fuck I hate him.

My advice to you is come off the board, focus on improving yourself as a person, you're fat, you look like shit, you have a painfully boring life, I would commit suicide if I woke up in your shoes. I'm happy to be your life coach you miserable c unt.

[pedro01]

I have been told before that I have a "nice" cock, whatever that means in a woman's mind 

It's what they say when they can't say big but don't want to hurt your feelings.

[Skorp1o]

It's what they say when they can't say big but don't want to hurt your feelings.

I'm not worried about that, as the same ones who liked the model looks my penile provides, couldn't take the full "dose" from a missionary position, I had to leave an inch out.

Although I remember once I was giving this chick everything I had...and she kept saying "deeper", only happened once though. She didn't say the same when we went down the anal route.

[Henda]

You're obsession with "Skorp" is reaching new levels of creepiness.

I bet you sit at traffic lights in that trailer sized car with three screaming kids in the back, thinking about me..."damn that skorp" he's not that rich, I think I have more money, he's physique is all from tren I bet if I took what he took I'd look so much better. The girls he fucks...well my wife used to be hot as well when I met her....fuck I hate him.

My advice to you is come off the board, focus on improving yourself as a person, you're fat, you look like shit, you have a painfully boring life, I would commit suicide if I woke up in your shoes. I'm happy to be your life coach you miserable c unt.

Haha brilliant

[pedro01]

I don't. I have told a guy he's got a beautiful cock.

wow - that would be like the man from Del Monte telling you your oranges were ripe and plump...

[pedro01]

I'm not worried about that, as the same ones who liked the model looks my penile provides, couldn't take the full "dose" from a missionary position, I had to leave an inch out.

By 'model looks' of your penis do you mean 1/10th scale?   

Don't worry - women say my cock is pretty too... Good job they don't know where it's been

[Skorp1o]

By 'model looks' of your penis do you mean 1/10th scale?   

Don't worry - women say my cock is pretty too... Good job they don't know where it's been

hahahaha good one 

[denarii]

By 'model looks' of your penis do you mean 1/10th scale?   

Don't worry - women say my cock is pretty too... Good job they don't know where it's been

For a few bhat I'm sure these trannies will tell you a lot

[pedro01]

For a few bhat I'm sure these trannies will tell you a lot

True - but they can never hide the fact their cock is bigger than mine