Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[bhank]

The climax from this is going to be glorious. What's the excuse going to be this time? Tummy ache? Diarrhea? Car accident? He really put his foot in his mouth talking about how he should win. The entertainment value of the run up to this is going to be epic

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

[BB]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

Hankins, what songs will you be posing to? We are curious.

[webstar]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

I’m guessing the McDonald’s and Chinese food has nothing to do with it

[chaos]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

Excuses already starting.

[ChristopherA]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

Gotcha. Laying the groundwork to back out already are we? We read you like a book

[ChristopherA]

Excuses already starting.

Bingo

[webstar]

Updating my props

Stomach issues prevent Brian from competing -1200 (will use throwing up bile as n excuse )
Organ failure -700
Unable to leave the state due to criminal issues -150
No one to drive him to the show +275

[Never1AShow]

Muscles - Diana Ross

Is my final guess.

My guess:  It's Raining Men by the Weathergirls

[Never1AShow]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

What's the stomach problem cycle? Once every 6 weeks?  Once yo have them, do they go away for over a month?

[Scrancer]

Updating my props

Stomach issues prevent Brian from competing -1200 (will use throwing up bile as n excuse )
Organ failure -700
Unable to leave the state due to criminal issues -150
No one to drive him to the show +275

Emily wont let him go/wedding rehearsal or shit like that reasons
being a complete pussy should have the worst odds  cause its the most likely reason

[Scrancer]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

hahhahaahah of course you are, here we gooooo
boo boo has a scaredy cat stomach

[bhank]

Excuses already starting.

Don’t need an excuse look great today will look even better in 4 weeks

[delon]

I am having stomach problems now so kind of just thinking I should be recovered by then

-Stomach problems
-So kind of
-Just thinking
-I should be recovered

Basically every single word in that sentence is a low key escape clause effort lol

In other words: Uh oh

[webstar]

Don’t need an excuse look great today will look even better in 4 weeks

No cardio today?

[Scrancer]

No cardio today?

did you miss the 1 mile dog walk and 2 mile beach walk? Brutally exhausting

[ChristopherA]

Don’t need an excuse look great today will look even better in 4 weeks

What's your diet and cardio plans?

[Grape Ape]

Donning the thong for real is the highest honor on this site.

Let the man do his oiled battle.

Then ye be the judges.

[Never1AShow]

Updating my props

Stomach issues prevent Brian from competing -1200 (will use throwing up bile as n excuse )
Organ failure -700
Unable to leave the state due to criminal issues -150
No one to drive him to the show +275

Also, no matter what the reason, we won't know it right away and it will take weeks or months for the actual truth to come out.

[JustPlaneJane]

Excuses already starting.

Hi Chaos !   🙋

Sent you photos today. Come and join me for some hiking !

Ya turd.   LOL

[Never1AShow]

Emily wont let him go/wedding rehearsal or shit like that reasons
being a complete pussy should have the worst odds  cause its the most likely reason

I've got the feeling that it'll be something totally out of left field and new because he's burned up all of his usual excuses, a Bhanks claimed Black Swan type event like a tornado or a boating/jet ski accident.  Maybe a Jumbotron falling on him as he tries to flex for the Bicep camera.

Something totally subjective and nonfalsifiable of course.

[Soul Crusher]

I've got the feeling that it'll be something totally out of left field and new because he's burned up all of his usual excuses, a Bhanks claimed Black Swan type event like a tornado or a boating/jet ski accident.  Maybe a Jumbotron falling on him as he tries to flex for the Bicep camera.

Something totally subjective and nonfalsifiable of course.

He was probably high as a kite at the time he signed up for the show and just wanted more attention on here.   He is already making excuses.   The show is never going to happen.

[Taffin]

Options:

I'm too sexy - Right said Fred
Pour some sugar on me - Def Leppard
Peaches - Presidents of USA
I'm coming out - Diana Ross

Hanky will you set up a poll for Getbig to pick your posing routine song?

Smack my Bitch Up

[delon]

He was probably high as a kite at the time he signed up for the show and just wanted more attention on here.   He is already making excuses.   The show is never going to happen.

He went from a random ...
 

I have to be honest based on my current condition my weight and the timing I am starting to consider the mid April show I booked a hotel for just in case.

To a big bold thread start proclamation ...

Fine you guys are right why argue about scaled pics with each other. I will be competing at the Charlotte Pro Am April 23rd in the over 40 classic physique division. That is a 212lb weigh for me based on height. You guys can't claim I didn't have a good lineup if I win as you are all invited to come compete against me. It is a month away I just renewed my NPC card today. I will say I took today off due to shoulder pain in my bad shoulder however yeah I do think I can win the over 40 classic physique division with the muscle I have now just tightening up a few more pounds.

I think me winning is at least even money but let's find out

https://carolinanpc.com/contest/npc-charlotte-cup/

.... in the space of 28 mins

All at around 11.30pm local Bhanky time

Reeks of late night impulsiveness

And after some holding the fort due to our protagonist's famed self-belief, now the little chinks are just beginning to creep through

Personally I hope he does compete, even though the odds are against it, as it will make for some great material

[Costanza]

-Stomach problems
-So kind of
-Just thinking
-I should be recovered

Basically every single word in that sentence is a low key escape clause effort lol

In other words: Uh oh

Spot on, the writing's on the wall already 

[bhank]

What's your diet and cardio plans?

Just letting my body naturally do it’s thing