I think I might seriously pursue the idea of having my body turned into gourmet dog food when I die. I am demanding to be ground up and tinned for canine consumption. As a lean meat, I'd likely benefit from a good marinade in a nice liquid first (I'm recommending red wine, rosemary, and vegetable stock, assuming that dogs also have a palate for nuanced flavours). Ideally, I can then be shipped out and fed to street dogs somewhere.
If I can donate my expired body to 'science', which I already have done, then I should be able to have my non-vital parts used for the benefit of other species, too. I also wouldn't mind if the outer skin of my penis was used as a giant haggis casing and given to a hot, female cannibal in my country of birth, but I can't see that happening.
I find comfort in the knowledge that my stupid body will get dumped in the ground and devoured by worms, but I want my benevolence towards animals to be my defining attribute in both life and death. Therefore, I want to take things a step further, feed my friends, piss some people off, and challenge the prevailing lack of wisdom on issues such as meat eating and cemeteries wasting space.
