EPIC, you can find everything you asked for in any Strip hotel/casino, but it will be at a price that is hidden well prior to checking in.
One such 'hidden' fee is a $40/day addition to your hotel room fee if you want a hotel employee to make your bed and tidy up your room while you fine dine in the $25+ breakfast buffet which has removed all non-related 'incidentals' such as those well deserved mints and sometimes even wet-naps while such amenities are readily available in abundance one short block away.
I don't recall 26 cent ribs, but the best ribs in town are now priced at $19.99 which were cooked to perfection prior to corona at $9.99.
No mints there though but plenty of wetnaps!
I don't know when you last visited Vegas but I do advise any previous Las Vegas visitors to expect major price increases for EVERYTHING since your last visit such as:
Hotel/casino parking fees .... $20+ per day and expect a long delay getting out of that parking facility simply due to drivers not understanding how to read the computer screen and inserting numerous bills to raise the device that goes up so that you can go out.
On busy nights you can expect a 45 minute wait to get your car out and about .... and that's when the traffic gets even more time consuming.
Resort fees range anywhere from $25 - $40/day even if their ain't no resort. The locals sometime refer to them as "extortion fees".
And upon checking in, you will be told that $100 will be 'held' until you check out but will be retained if your room is vacated in some non-described 'unfit' order.
And the latest scam .... For instance if you play the slots and cash out, you push the button and get a printed receipt of $10.50, but the cash dispenser does not deal in change so you only receive the $10 and the 50 cents part goes to the house.
This may seem insignificant to you and me, but the casinos now have a new source of income at your insignificant expense ..... making millions according to some within the industry.
PS... In most cases you can retrieve that fifty-cents by a long wait in the cashier cage line.
AND .....
Roulette wheels with 39 slots.
$25 table minimums.
6 to 5 Blacklack pays.
Hotel room rates now 3X higher.
$40 nite club admissions and $20 cocktails or buy the $900+ bottle and pour your own.
$20+ for a poolside lounge.
$100+ for a table in the sports-book lounge.., etc, etc.
Hundreds to see the Raiders in our new stadium.
Hundreds more to see the latest rapper.
But ... Even despite the rising cost of everything pertaining to a Vegas visit, this town is now making more money than anytime within its history and the cost to visit this desert town will keep on increasing until the tourist crowd goes elsewhere.
And no-one expects that to happen. We just keep on building new stuff to draw ya in. Take a look at the MSG Sphere which is presently anyone's guess as to what will be happening inside to fill it to capacity.
BTW.... It appears that the majority of Californians and Hawaiians (only a slight exaggeration) are buying up every Las Vegas residence on the real estate market .... even before the foundations are laid.