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Title: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on July 08, 2006, 10:17:45 AM
It would be greatly appreciated if you would spread the word in other forums.

Thank you,
Dennis L. Bates
www.musclemissions.org

http://cgi.ebay.com/Craig-Titus-and-Kelly-Ryans-Private-Gym-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320005207972QQihZ011QQcategoryZ48848QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 11:06:32 AM
Is the aluminum extension ladder in the photos included as well?
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: onlyme on July 08, 2006, 11:10:08 AM
I think you left out some information about the former owners. 
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 11:14:35 AM
I'll bid $100 for the lot, but you have to throw in the ladder, and ship everything to the DC area!
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 11:36:57 AM
Lots of name-dropping in that eBay listing... 

and I'm the current high bidder.   ;D


Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 08, 2006, 11:42:55 AM
As it happens, I work at eBay. And one of their policies is:

"eBay may also, in its discretion and out of respect for the families of murder victims, remove listings of items closely associated with individuals notorious for committing murderous acts within the last 100 years...Further, eBay will remove any listing and suspend the users involved where it appears that a person convicted of a violent felony is attempting to use eBay (directly or through another person) to benefit financially from his or her criminal notoriety."

http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/offensive.html [under "Some Examples"]

For example: a listing of the farm where Ed Gein committed his atrocities was recently taken down for being "murderabilia" - as the Trust & Safety department calls it. [Love that word.  :) ]

Of course, Titus/Ryan are presumed innocent until proven guilty - and this item is not directly related to the crime they are charged with. So this may get a pass.

But it may not. So if you go to that link and the auction isn't there any more, you'll know why.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: 240 is Back on July 08, 2006, 11:46:30 AM
As it happens, I work at eBay. And one of their policies is:

I recently used ebay to purchase a few sets of sesame street baby wall decals.   According to Ebay policy, am I now classified as a complete pussy?
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 11:46:48 AM
Lots of name-dropping in that eBay listing... 

and I'm the current high bidder.   ;D




Monster feedback:

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Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 11:50:52 AM

Those filthy Asian fuckers sent me a busted-ass Dell and then got mad when I called them on it.  The machine was DOA.

Only later did I learn that *all* Dell PCs are pieces of shit, not just the one I had. 
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 08, 2006, 11:51:01 AM
I recently used ebay to purchase a few sets of sesame street baby wall decals.   According to Ebay policy, am I now classified as a complete pussy?

Not as a matter of policy. But if you came into Live Chat and asked what happened to a listing of Sesame Street baby decals you were bidding on, and your account record showed that you were a 25 year old man, I couldn't promise that the customer support representative wouldn't share a snicker over you with the person who sits next to them.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 11:52:19 AM
As it happens, I work at eBay.

I like you, but your company and Paypal are hereby invited to go to Hell. 

What you did to Craigslist was just wrong, man, wrong.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 11:52:48 AM
Trust & Safety department

translation:

"Department of jack-booted thugs doing their part to aid in the pussification of America"
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 11:53:44 AM
I like you, but your company and Paypal are hereby invited to go to Hell. 

What you did to Craigslist was just wrong, man, wrong.

What did they do?
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: dzulboy on July 08, 2006, 11:54:36 AM
now i am the high bidder

tre you just wanna smell the seats kelly use to sit on
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 11:54:38 AM
I've been outbid!

You bastards!!
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 11:56:14 AM
now i am the high bidder

tre you just wanna smell the seats kelly use to sit on

You and me, man - I'm willing to go double figures to get the For Kelly's Use Only pieces!
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 08, 2006, 11:57:58 AM
I like you, but your company and Paypal are hereby invited to go to Hell. 

What you did to Craigslist was just wrong, man, wrong.

"I can't answer for the place - only for myself." - Lawrence of Arabia

 :)
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 11:58:19 AM
You and me, man - I'm willing to go double figures to get the For Kelly's Use Only pieces!

As usual, Tre will be willing to go as high as $12.95/month!
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: NeverTrustABlonde on July 08, 2006, 12:02:09 PM
maybe i should move to vegas......
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 08, 2006, 12:02:49 PM
now i am the high bidder

Uh, I hate to break this to you. But that "reserve not met" on the auction page means that your being high bidder means precisely dick.  :)
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: pumpster on July 08, 2006, 12:04:55 PM
Does that mean they'll be working out on prison equipment & other inmates for the forseeable future?  ::)
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 08, 2006, 12:07:05 PM
I'm willing to go double figures to get the For Kelly's Use Only pieces!

You're not fooling anyone.  This is what spiced your interest...

"This is the same professional equipment that Craig and Kelly used to train Vince Neal of Motley Crue."

Ten Seconds To Love, baby!

 :)
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 12:08:45 PM
What did they do?

Hostile takeover and they've already started commercializing what was once the greatest internet billboard in the world.  

And as soon as they stuck their grubby little fingers into the mix, then large, print media outlets began targeting Craigslist for litigation, citing that CL was not held to the same standards as they with respect to things like housing ads.  

It's going to get a lot dirtier before the situation improves.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 08, 2006, 12:11:33 PM
Hostile takeover and they've already started commercializing what was once the greatest internet billboard in the world. 

And as soon as they stuck their grubby little fingers into the mix, then large, print media outlets began targeting Craigslist for litigation, citing that CL was not held to the same standards as they with respect to things like housing ads. 

It's going to get a lot dirtier before the situation improves.

You probably won't approve of this move either...  :)

http://auctionbytes.com/cab/abn/y06/m07/i06/s02
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: pumpster on July 08, 2006, 12:13:59 PM
No surprise on Google but competition's badly needed; hopefully it'll become popular despite any problems with Ebay.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 12:17:47 PM
You probably won't approve of this move either...  :)

http://auctionbytes.com/cab/abn/y06/m07/i06/s02


Google has deep enough pockets you just know this is gonna end up in court.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 12:18:10 PM
You probably won't approve of this move either...  :)

http://auctionbytes.com/cab/abn/y06/m07/i06/s02

eBay - even with the constant 'fee creep' was still a solid service until they bought Paypal.  

Together, you guys have managed to steal several hundred thousand dollars (possibly millions, I don't know) from mom-n-pop merchants.  

I'm eager for the next great auction site to emerge and to at least force you guys to go back to fair business practices...the ones you had to rely on when you were an upstart and trying to get everyone to trust you.    
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 12:20:26 PM

Google has deep enough pockets you just know this is gonna end up in court.

No need - once Google gets its own auction service going, it's game on!

I've recently purchased a couple of items on Amazon.com's "classifieds" service and was far more impressed than I ever was with eBay.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommywishbone on July 08, 2006, 12:53:21 PM
I am going to bid $100 right now. Be prepared! Macky468. ;D
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 01:06:28 PM
I am going to bid $100 right now. Be prepared! Macky468. ;D

You're just holding it for Craiggers, so when he proves his innocence and is released you can give it back to him, right?  ::)
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: sarcasm on July 08, 2006, 01:11:24 PM
you should try to sell it on www.methaddicts.com, they would probably buy it just to sniff the dust those two left on the benches.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommywishbone on July 08, 2006, 01:12:01 PM
You're just holding it for Craiggers, so when he proves his innocence and is released you can give it back to him, right?  ::)

I'm pretty sure by the time Craig has access to this equipment, 240 is back, will be the 5 time Mr. Olympia. Then again... I could be wrong.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 01:13:34 PM
I'm pretty sure by the time Craig has access to this equipment, 240 is back, will be the 5 time Mr. Olympia. Then again... I could be wrong.

You could always buy it and donate it to the Nevada State Penitentiary for their exercise room.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommywishbone on July 08, 2006, 01:17:13 PM
Good point GB. Unfortunately, in that case, I'd most likely end up seeing it again myself, sometime in the future. I'd better just let someone else place the winning bid.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: pumpster on July 08, 2006, 01:47:41 PM
Closeup shots of the equipment. The history on these machines for "personal" training purposes
aside from the workouts could be staggering.
http://www.fitnesscenterowner.com/public/104.cfm
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: 240 is Back on July 08, 2006, 01:55:39 PM
No need - once Google gets its own auction service going, it's game on!

you got that right! 
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 02:10:30 PM
you got that right! 

It'll be PDI vs the IFBB all over again.

 ;D
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2006, 02:14:18 PM
It'll be PDI vs the IFBB all over again.

 ;D

240's already set to start pimping Google.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommywishbone on July 08, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
bump
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: 240 is Back on July 08, 2006, 08:11:16 PM
240's already set to start pimping Google.

You think I can put them on the map?
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 08, 2006, 08:35:55 PM
Is the aluminum extension ladder in the photos included as well?

I recently bought a Little Giant . . . King of all ladders. I highly recommend it.

The Beef
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2006, 08:49:10 PM
240's already set to start pimping Google.

I wholeheartedly support that pimpage.

eBay/Paypal SUCK.  Go Google!
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on July 09, 2006, 12:08:16 PM
31 Bids - $2,025.00 - High bidder: larryjunacosta from JAPAN

If he wins it, will he have a truck pick it up in Vegas and take it to the West Coast to be shipped by container?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Craig-Titus-and-Kelly-Ryans-Private-Gym-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320005207972QQihZ011QQcategoryZ48848QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: sarcasm on July 09, 2006, 12:11:27 PM
31 Bids - $2,025.00 - High bidder: larryjunacosta from JAPAN

If he wins it, will he have a truck pick it up in Vegas and take it to the West Coast to be shipped by container?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Craig-Titus-and-Kelly-Ryans-Private-Gym-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320005207972QQihZ011QQcategoryZ48848QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

hahahaha, two thousand bucks, they probably spent 20 thousand putting it together, karmas a bitch ain't it?
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: tommywishbone on July 09, 2006, 12:15:39 PM
Let's see who can ask the most absurd question of the e-bay seller and still have the question posted on the bottom of the e-bay page.

I'll start.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 09, 2006, 12:37:38 PM
It's up to $3100, but the reserve hasn't been met. I wonder what the reserve is? It really doesn't matter how much they paid for this new, there's an upper limit on how much someone is gonna pay for used gym equipment, especially when they have no recourse against the seller if it's junk.  Plus, if you don't live within driving distance of Vegas, it's pointless to bid on it.  Someone setting up a home gym is gonna have a maximum budget in mind (far less than the equipment's "value"), and commercial gyms will only buy new.  The other side of the coin is you're dealing with highly "motivated sellers".  Whoever is storing it I'm sure wants it gone, and Craig's lawyers want their damn money. Even if the reserve isn't met, they might let it go to the highest bidder anyway.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Special Ed on July 10, 2006, 08:41:41 AM
There's no way they get their reserve on this auction. 99% of people who set reserves on ebay are delusional about the value of used goods.

Besides, it will be more interesting and fun when they sell off the items one by one.

Special "Ebay for Schmucks" Ed
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: ribonucleic on July 10, 2006, 12:27:41 PM
I see Tre pussied out of the bidding at $1,700.  ;D
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on July 10, 2006, 04:12:45 PM
41 Bids - $4750.00 - 4 Days 17 Hours Left
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 10, 2006, 04:59:04 PM
Somebody needs to post a question over there:  "So, is this the same Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan who are in jail in Las Vegas facing capital murder charges?  If so, do you certify the equipment to be blood-free?" 
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on July 11, 2006, 01:36:55 PM
43 Bids - $5,200.00 Time left: 3 days, 20 hours 29 minutes 42 seconds 

http://cgi.ebay.com/Craig-Titus-and-Kelly-Ryans-Private-Gym-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320005207972QQihZ011QQcategoryZ48848QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on July 13, 2006, 01:29:27 PM
Craig had the following customizations done to these machines:

1. Low Row – 340 pound weight stack instead of 300.
2. Lat Pulldown – 340 pound weight stack instead of 300.
3. Rear Delt/Pec Fly – 325 pound weight stack instead of 275.
4. Cable Crossover/Functional Trainer – 200 pound weight stacks each side instead of 160.
5. Leg Curl/Extension Combo – 250 pound weight stack instead of 230 plus added range of motion for a greater stretch.

I added this update to the auction listing in case any of you are looking closely at it.

Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Anabolic Outlaw on July 14, 2006, 12:31:30 PM
Many more updates being added to the auction today along with some pictures.

Only  21 hours left.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Craig-Titus-and-Kelly-Ryans-Private-Gym-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320005207972QQihZ011QQcategoryZ48848QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: pumpster on July 14, 2006, 12:32:20 PM
A lot of this size will take some time to sell at a reasonable price. It'd be smarter to run the auction a few times to get the word out, or sell it to one of the gym equipment bulk re-sellers otherwise the price could be insanely low.

Some of the gyms in the area might be interested in all or some of it.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Special Ed on July 14, 2006, 01:56:43 PM
I don't think labeling it Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Gym is helping matters.

You don't sell a house by advertising it as "the house where a murder occurred."

Generally speaking, the personal objects of a murderer decrease value, unless it's their artwork.

Special "Cereal Killer" Ed
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: Pazuzu on July 15, 2006, 05:51:34 AM
On the contrary, I think there are definitely people out there that would love to say that their home gym is the same one Craig and Kelly had at home in Vegas.

Even a real hardcore Titus fan would simply love to train on the same equipment as Craig did for his last few shows.

I had a Valeo II belt that I used for almost ten years that I treasured because Dorian had used it once - through a back workout at my gym in Pasadena at the time.
Title: Re: Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan's Private Gym For Sale On eBay
Post by: thor_odin on July 17, 2006, 05:17:24 AM
What a frigging great post. Thanks.