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Title: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Danimal77 on January 06, 2015, 11:16:18 AM
I respect him even more today, than I did then. He's one ugly horse face mother fucker. Look at those titties:
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: 240 is Back on January 06, 2015, 11:19:20 AM
would love to smash them together with some mocha whey
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: SF1900 on January 06, 2015, 11:21:12 AM
Seinfeld has a networth of 800 million dollars.

Jerry Seinfeld never has to perform another stand-up set, develop another sitcom or ride around with other comics getting coffee for the rest of his life and still make millions of dollars each year.

Seinfeld reruns alone generate so much money in syndication, licensing deals and DVD sales, the 60-year-old Seinfeld could live off the never-ending paychecks.

This makes Jerry Seinfeld Hollywood’s wealthiest actor, according to a Singapore based company in the business of tracking the escalating net worth of the disgustingly rich. Jerry Seinfeld’s net worth is an estimated $820 million dollars.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: tommywishbone on January 06, 2015, 11:21:19 AM
 :(
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: BigRo on January 06, 2015, 11:22:34 AM
breasts galore, yum yum
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: BB on January 06, 2015, 11:24:02 AM
.

Seinfeld really hated this back in the day.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: _aj_ on January 06, 2015, 11:25:51 AM
Wasn't he 40 like 15 years ago?
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Danimal77 on January 06, 2015, 11:26:26 AM
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Seinfeld really hated this back in the day.

Wonder if he needed permission from her parents to tit fuck their daughter?
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Danimal77 on January 06, 2015, 11:28:54 AM
Lucky fucker

Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Danimal77 on January 06, 2015, 11:30:11 AM
I respect him even more today, than I did then. He's one ugly horse face mother fucker. Look at those titties:


Wonder if Jerry misses more those 17 year old E titties, or the hair on his head that he began to lose a few years back?
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Princess L on January 06, 2015, 11:32:58 AM
I respect him even more today, than I did then. He's one ugly horse face mother fucker.


What is the point of this thread?  He's almost 61.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: bradistani on January 06, 2015, 11:34:48 AM
I respect him even more today, than I did then. He's one ugly horse face mother fucker. Look at those titties:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562537.0;attach=593907)

'cos i'm sure she was with him for his looks.

she looks even hotter now she's a real woman. great tits and beautiful hair. i swear, jewish birds are fucking hot..
(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/2359045/968full-shoshanna-lonstein-gruss.jpg)
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Quickerblade on January 06, 2015, 01:26:20 PM
Not that their is anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 06, 2015, 02:05:12 PM
'cos i'm sure she was with him for his looks.

she looks even hotter now she's a real woman. great tits and beautiful hair. i swear, jewish birds are fucking hot..
(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/2359045/968full-shoshanna-lonstein-gruss.jpg)


super hot
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Danimal77 on January 06, 2015, 09:24:21 PM

What is the point of this thread?  He's almost 61.

Just admiring his ability at THAT age to be able to accomplish what he did. No mal intent behind the post. Just in line with the overall vibe of Getbig. If I crossed a line, was not my intention.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Quickerblade on January 07, 2015, 12:23:28 AM
Stallone met his current wife when he was late 40's she was 19.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Victor VonDoom on January 07, 2015, 04:01:56 AM
Admit it: you would too--if you could.  Bah!
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: calfzilla on January 07, 2015, 10:32:34 PM
I can't believe Jerry is older than my dad  :-X

I though he was about 50 but 61  :o
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Novena on January 08, 2015, 01:28:47 AM
I can't believe Jerry is older than my dad  :-X

I though he was about 50 but 61  :o

The character he played was supposed to be around 15 years younger.  In fact, they all were playing people much younger.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: calfzilla on January 08, 2015, 07:46:08 AM
The character he played was supposed to be around 15 years younger.  In fact, they all were playing people much younger.

I guess that explains it.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: njflex on January 08, 2015, 07:55:13 AM
THEY WENT OUT FOR YRS,,,SHE WAS RICH AS WELL ,,HOT,,,I THINK SHE HAS KIDS NOW TOO,,HE'S DOING GREAT IN HIS SECOND ACT...
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: THE ARS on January 10, 2015, 12:02:13 AM
(http://static1.therichestimages.com/cdn/520/288/90/cw/wp-content/uploads/Seinfeld-Porche.jpg)

If I had ths car ^^ when it came out I would have had more 17 year old pussy than Jerry Seinfeld.

I was getting laid in a 72 Nova.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: THE ARS on January 10, 2015, 12:19:43 AM
The character he played was supposed to be around 15 years younger.  In fact, they all were playing people much younger.

Nope.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Quickerblade on January 10, 2015, 12:33:58 AM
Nope.

I agree,  they played true to their real age.
Jerry was 44 when they finished the last season. The real reason why he stopped is cause he wanted a family.

He basically retired then, every thing he did since then is just to fill in time
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 10, 2015, 11:38:03 AM
Shoshanna had some big-ass tittays.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Novena on January 10, 2015, 06:48:42 PM
Nope.

I agree,  they played true to their real age.
Jerry was 44 when they finished the last season. The real reason why he stopped is cause he wanted a family.

He basically retired then, every thing he did since then is just to fill in time

Beg to differ…Look at their apartments.  Those were apartments meant for people less that 30 years old.

Larry David in the show "bible" insisted that the characters be frozen in time.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 10, 2015, 07:24:37 PM
I agree,  they played true to their real age.
Jerry was 44 when they finished the last season. The real reason why he stopped is cause he wanted a family.

He basically retired then, every thing he did since then is just to fill in time

I didn't realize he had kids.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Quickerblade on January 10, 2015, 08:27:34 PM
I didn't realize he had kids.

he has 2 kids.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 10, 2015, 10:02:39 PM
Would bang her through a hole in the sheet any day
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: calfzilla on January 10, 2015, 11:53:08 PM
he has 2 kids.

Yep saw him do standup a couple years ago. Talks about his family in his comedy.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Quickerblade on January 10, 2015, 11:59:15 PM
Beg to differ…Look at their apartments.  Those were apartments meant for people less that 30 years old.

Larry David in the show "bible" insisted that the characters be frozen in time.

How so? cause of the cereal boxes? fucken kramer looked 50.

I dont know if they mentioned how old they were, but i had no doubt they were all in their 30's, does George look 25 too you?
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: calfzilla on January 11, 2015, 02:14:00 AM
How so? cause of the cereal boxes? fucken kramer looked 50.

I dont know if they mentioned how old they were, but i had no doubt they were all in their 30's, does George look 25 too you?

I remember one of the earlier episodes Elaine asks Jerry how old are you and he replies 36.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Quickerblade on January 11, 2015, 03:09:51 AM
I remember one of the earlier episodes Elaine asks Jerry how old are you and he replies 36.

Yep!!

wasnt Jerry in his 30's, single and thin and thats why everyone thought he was gay.

Elaine still looks good today. 53 and looks good.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Rambone on March 28, 2022, 04:50:45 PM
Shoshanna had some big-ass tittays.

 :D

Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 28, 2022, 07:57:55 PM
:D



This is one of their better ones.  Laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 17, 2022, 02:09:00 PM
How did he not feel bad? Also, what the fuck would you have in common with her? I have a 23 year old admin and some of the shit that comes out of her mouth makes me think she’s clueless.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 26, 2022, 10:36:53 AM
How did he not feel bad? Also, what the fuck would you have in common with her? I have a 23 year old admin and some of the shit that comes out of her mouth makes me think she’s clueless.
It has to be just about the sex for the older guy and the cash and perks for the gal. There's no way they would ever be together for the conversations.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: AbrahamG on April 26, 2022, 10:49:48 AM
How did he not feel bad? Also, what the fuck would you have in common with her? I have a 23 year old admin and some of the shit that comes out of her mouth makes me think she’s clueless.

Have you ever inserted your cock into her face?
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 15, 2022, 08:06:00 AM
Have you ever inserted your cock into her face?


No, I’d never be that dumb. Although I’d have never thought I would have hired a cute/pretty girl. I don’t run around on my wife, but wouldn’t fuck an employee even if I was single.

She started out as our nanny about 5 years ago and I remember thinking, wow she’s cute.
Title: Re: 40 Year old Jerry Seinfeld and 17 year old girlfriend
Post by: The Scott on May 15, 2022, 09:05:22 AM

No, I’d never be that dumb. Although I’d have never thought I would have hired a cute/pretty girl. I don’t run around on my wife, but wouldn’t fuck an employee even if I was single.

She started out as our nanny about 5 years ago and I remember thinking, wow she’s cute.

Good man.  Just because the parts fit doesn't mean it won't be a misfit.

Once my cousin told me about them, I always dated older women as I have much more in common with them.  Music, history, politics, etc. I want as much as possible to "fit" if you will.  Not just the parts, LOL!