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Title: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Prayer Warrior on February 04, 2023, 08:13:54 AM
I was considering a short sword, which I could keep on my desk as an ornament and have ready for self defense, should the need arise. Of course, I would then also keep it in my bedroom and lock my bedroom at night, so nobody could theoretically use it to kill me in my sleep.

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Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: IroNat on February 04, 2023, 08:42:46 AM
A dog.

A home security system.

A Beware of Dog sign.

A knife.

A hanbo (short staff).

Know how to fight dirty.

All of the above.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 04, 2023, 08:55:51 AM
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But they'd never get by the tripwires and mines anyway so it's moot.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Prayer Warrior on February 04, 2023, 09:10:48 AM
A dog.

A home security system.

A Beware of Dog sign.

A knife.

A hanbo (short staff).

Know how to fight dirty.

All of the above.
wouldnt a short sword be superior to a knife? dog is too much of a liability. plans of my home did not take into account the proper power over ethernet wiring for home security systems and i refuse to blast myself with more emf wireless data.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: IroNat on February 04, 2023, 09:18:58 AM
How short does a sword have to get before it becomes a knife?

How long does a knife have to get before it becomes a sword?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: IroNat on February 04, 2023, 09:24:38 AM
Please add a hatchet to my list.

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Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Prayer Warrior on February 04, 2023, 09:28:37 AM
How short does a sword have to get before it becomes a knife?

How long does a knife have to get before it becomes a sword?
Very legitimate questions. I don't have the answers tho ;D
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: falco on February 04, 2023, 10:11:22 AM
Probably a flame thrower. Should be easy to manage the propane tank given that we lift.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Prayer Warrior on February 04, 2023, 11:17:00 AM
Probably a flame thrower. Should be easy to manage the propane tank given that we lift.

what about "blow guns"
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Prayer Warrior on February 04, 2023, 11:56:22 AM
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 07, 2023, 07:09:07 PM
Home security system
German Shepherd or similar dog
Signs posted in the yard about a security system or dog
John Wicks as a roommate.
10% pepper spray
forget the hatchet. It only works in one motion. A machette works in 2
A pissed off wife in hair curlers
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 08, 2023, 12:37:41 AM
Chinese war sword from Cold Steel.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: IroNat on March 08, 2023, 05:32:52 AM
What about Ninja Stars?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 09, 2023, 01:37:20 AM
What about Ninja Stars?
And nunchaku.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: funk51 on March 24, 2023, 03:12:50 PM
 
   a flame thrower looks like a good choice.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Gregzs on May 06, 2023, 01:20:24 AM
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Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: BayGBM on May 06, 2023, 04:49:14 AM
Shuriken.  I never miss!
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Lartinos on May 09, 2023, 07:26:33 PM
Crossbow?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 09, 2023, 11:28:33 PM
A 9.5 inch cock.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 10, 2023, 01:53:54 AM
A 9.5 inch cock.
To fuck the intruder? ???
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 11, 2023, 10:31:56 AM
To fuck the intruder? ???

🤣
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: chaos on May 11, 2023, 05:29:50 PM
A 9.5 inch cock.
Can you unholster it from your ass fast enough to defend yourself with it?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 11, 2023, 05:37:13 PM
Can you unholster it from your ass fast enough to defend yourself with it?

Sensitive subject for you?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: chaos on May 11, 2023, 08:43:53 PM
Sensitive subject for you?
I was considering giving up my gun for a 9.5" cock, trying to compare draw time from the holster. Why so sensitive?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 11, 2023, 09:20:14 PM
I was considering giving up my gun for a 9.5" cock, trying to compare draw time from the holster. Why so sensitive?

I'm sorry.  Had a rough day. 
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: chaos on May 12, 2023, 02:26:35 PM
I'm sorry.  Had a rough day.
Hugs?
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: AbrahamG on May 12, 2023, 04:02:14 PM
Hugs?

Please.
Title: Re: Apart from firearms, what's the next best choice of weapon for home defense?
Post by: benchmstr on May 15, 2023, 04:26:51 PM
Dog..just get a dog if you aren’t going to feverishly train with a firearm..going to the range doesn’t count as training..this is a game of angles, if you aren’t learning your angles and foot work several times a week then just get a damn dog.

Bench