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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2006, 09:19:56 AM »
Jessica is def hot all around, but her body is much better than her face. In any university you could find at least 50 girls with better grills, but there wouldnt be as many who are as hot overall as her.

She looks great in all aspects.

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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2006, 09:21:42 AM »
lmao

Despite my hilarious nature I wasnt trying to be funny; inbreeding reinforces traits, like having eyes slightly wider than normal(which becomess the gekko phenom we are seeign in Brittany after generations of kin pluggin), like having an unusually weak chin etc etc

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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2006, 09:23:49 AM »
Jessica had alot of facework done before she made it big. Looks good now. Brit should go in for a tune-up soon

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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2006, 09:23:53 AM »
I would violate Jessica Simpson in every way imaginable. Why is anyone commenting on the attractiveness of her face? These guys commenting on how bland her face is would either pop off in 18 seconds or they'd be too intimidated to actually get wood if she ever allowed them to get a piece of her ass.

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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2006, 09:27:44 AM »
Amen.

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« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2006, 09:35:42 AM »
Jessica is way more prettier than Britney but for me Britney has more sex appeal. If I had a one night only deal between the two of them, I would pick Britney in a flash. I know she's a skank but christ I'd to fuck her hard.

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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2006, 09:37:21 AM »
Jessica is way more prettier than Britney but for me Britney has more sex appeal. If I had a one night only deal between the two of them, I would pick Britney in a flash. I know she's a skank but christ I'd to f**k her hard.
very true..you and i think alike....
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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2006, 09:39:02 AM »
very true..you and i think alike....


You two don't think alike. He thinks with the knowledge of knowing what sex feels like, you are a virgin, you would fuck anything.
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2006, 09:41:03 AM »
Jessica is way more prettier than Britney but for me Britney has more sex appeal. If I had a one night only deal between the two of them, I would pick Britney in a flash. I know she's a skank but christ I'd to f**k her hard.


With Brittney you know anal and cumshots are a guarantee. Jessica would most likely be tame. All that respecting women type shat  :o

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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2006, 09:41:48 AM »
True, current photos have here looking like a 2 bit crack whore. I was speaking of when she was in her " prime". Even then she was very average looking. Good looking for sure. But, nothing out of the ordinary.
i like 2 bit crack whores like britney spears..britney has unlimited sex appeal and so as simpson.i will do them both at the same time.i would say its a tie between simpson and spears ;D
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2006, 09:42:38 AM »
i like 2 bit crack whores like britney spears..britney has unlimited sex appeal and so as simpson.i will do them both at the same time.i would say its a tie between simpson and spears ;D

I thought you liked 13 year olds?(your words). Why are you now so interested in grown up women?
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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2006, 09:45:07 AM »
I thought you liked 13 year olds?(your words). Why are you now so interested in grown up women?
i only liked that one 13yr old..i just did that for fun and this was 3yrs ago..i am interested in grown women cuz now i have grown up.. ;D
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« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2006, 09:46:29 AM »

You two don't think alike. He thinks with the knowledge of knowing what sex feels like, you are a virgin, you would f**k anything.
my time will cum ;)
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« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2006, 09:49:23 AM »
i only liked that one 13yr old..i just did that for fun and this was 3yrs ago..i am interested in grown women cuz now i have grown up.. ;D

In our country you would be a TV star. Dateline NBC loves your type. :)
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« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2006, 09:54:14 AM »
In our country you would be a TV star. Dateline NBC loves your type. :)
finally danielson you posted a real funny post..glad we are all getting along fine ;D
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« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2006, 10:03:59 AM »
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class


 


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« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2006, 10:06:06 AM »
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class


 


hey diesel have you ever heard of aishwaraya rai?
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« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2006, 10:06:22 AM »
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class


 



She lies about her age, she is actually 10 years older than she claims.
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« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2006, 10:08:14 AM »
hey diesel have you ever heard of aishwaraya rai?

No, post a pic

She lies about her age, she is actually 10 years older than she claims.

How old is she?

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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2006, 10:13:04 AM »
Mind you, I'd pick Catherine Zeta Jones over those two any day of the week. She's class


 


I love her!!!!!!  To bad she doesn't have a body to match the face :'(

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« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2006, 10:13:18 AM »
No, post a pic

How old is she?

Like 42 I think. I remember a few years back someone asked her if it was true on a talk show about her lying about her age and she didn't deny it. She's still hot, even though she likes old balls ;D
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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2006, 10:15:36 AM »
Like 42 I think. I remember a few years back someone asked her if it was true on a talk show about her lying about her age and she didn't deny it. She's still hot, even though she likes old balls ;D
hahah talking about old balls micheal douglas is 25-30yrs older than her..so in that case waay too much of old balls for her
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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2006, 10:17:10 AM »
That's it!!!!!!!!!!!  I'M OUT OF THIS PLACE... OFF TO BOLLYWOOD GREATNESS....


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« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2006, 10:18:08 AM »
That's it!!!!!!!!!!!  I'M OUT OF THIS PLACE... OFF TO BOLLYWOOD GREATNESS....


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