Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel? Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?
I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.
Fuck Bhank.Wes is right. Hankypanky hijacks every fucking thread. He lies through his teeth and when ever push comes to shove he just resorts to posting more pictures of himself- as if thats somehow proof of his other claims. Ok we get it. He's got a decent amount of muscle at a low level of bodyfat. We got that after the first 6 dozen pictures he posted. He still looks like an ape. I wouldn't want to look like him. Every thread he enters turns into " blah blah blah.... post a pic... i bet i look better than you... i entered a contest blah blah blah... castle in England... natty...blah blah blah. " honestly just shut the fuck up already.
Maybe you can hook up with her ginger while she is down and out.
If one of his eyes ever gets misaligned, i'll consider it
What an honor getting picked for a fictitcous award by a fictitcous account.
what other Senior citizens are as nasty as you?
Have you read a Vince B post
Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.
After him winning Olympia’s and on drugs didn’t Dorian go to those parties on drugs end up in the bathroom and you could hear outside him saying he likes it hard and deep people and talking after the drug come he was embarrassed true or not facts or fiction. Lots of hidden shit if you ask me
No punctuation from frenzied one hand typing.
only small nerdy teenagers buy these overpriced supps.still believe in the fairytale they can become huge by supps
then it might be of interest for you "mars"
Tito24 responds to himself:
They took away my award It's like I don't exist
The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog looking fuck. You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers. You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food. Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life. The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm. Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.
gobblin' the gooworked around children toowife was on her bedprime was giving headmen shooting creamits his democrap dreamswallow all the glueits both brutal and true
Still my favorite thing to come out of this week -.BHank looking like he just discovered how fire works.
If he hits me it's over if I get a hold of him it's over.
Somehow it will involve BHank being pummeled about the head and body as he wades in trying to go for the take down. A frothy mix of poop, ass blood, and semi-digested cobbler will probably be involved too.
Matt's version of Matt: Near genius-level IQ, good-looking, hand-throwing badass with a $600,000 house, 'army commendations', and a range of incredible talents including speed typing, speed talking, and an almost superhuman ability to analyse a range of complex information in order to separate fact from fiction. The correct version of Matt:Jobless, unemployable retard with autism, mong face, and narcissisitic personality disorder. Never served anywhere in the military. Can't comprehend the maths needed to begin a master's degree. Doesn't understand percentages. Doesn't understand the difference between science and ideology. Awful writer. Doesn't understand brevity. Allows himself to be emotionally and physically abused by women. Can't sustain a relationship. Can't decorate his house. Can't let go of his stupid childhood trophies. Can't stick to a point. Can't accept that he lives in squalor and poverty.
I've had sex with over 100 women. Not because i couldn't keep them around, but because i like the feeling of conquering new vagina. It's a game to me. I enjoy the "chase" of a new relationship.Never once was concerned how many they were with.Most women are whores and they would never tell the truth anyway.
Prime is tethered to nothing but the primacy of his own pleasure. Driven by nothing other than the desire for his own gratification. Another individual's thoughts and feelings simply do not come into the equation. He is pure sanctimony and self-indulgence wrapped up in a sagging bag of skin. One can never wander down the quiet alleys and back streets of Getbig without fearing the appearance of this wretched beast!
A very important poll indeed.Fallsview attacks me all the time and pokes fun at me without any regard. I don't give a shit, because they're merely words on a forum. Who gives a fuck? In person, he would be the first to extend the hand and "break bread" with you in order to show friendship, even if fake. None of that shit bothers me one bit, as the world is filled with people that are truly single serve friends. He's probably a nice guy deep down inside. In the past, Alex has posted funny material (i.e. The Good Doctor, Dr. Fist and such).On occasion, he will make a post that I chuckle at, but he tends to make these posts within inappropriate threads, which makes it difficult to show appreciation for his material.For instance, this is one:I laughed at this post and frankly believe (knowing how well I knew Tom) that Tom would have laughed as well. You see, for these quick and sweet little posts Fallsview is pretty good and can sometimes deliver funny material. Sometimes, he goes too hard and proceeds to make it so personal that he drops humor to the wayside. When he keeps it light and sweet, much like he probably does around other men, it's always appreciated.For that reason, if he were burning in flames and on the verge of dying, I would at least try to extinguish the fire with a hard stream of piss, followed by a weak stream of cum to further mitigate the devastating effects from the 3rd degree burns. "1"
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THOT Crisis -Onlyfans blocking payments to Ruskie Porners.https://i.imgur.com/o2tSFcs.jpg .https://i.imgur.com/rNgujQ9.png .https://i.imgur.com/WIHut6L.png .
Now they've gone too far. Beautiful Russian whores are essential workers. I'll not stand by and watch them be oppressed!
I know a Ukrainian girl in the UK who had a black boyfriend. She took him back with her to visit her parents one summer and the first thing they asked her is if he could climb up a tree to pick some fruit for them. I don't even think they were trying to be racist either.
