The mental health of all the super hot Bikini-cuties !!

[GymnJuice]

JEEZUS! Paris looks hideous without makeup.

True. And I'd still hit it 

[Humble Narcissist]

True. And I'd still hit it 

Avoid getting bodily fluids on you because she is riddled with herpes.

[joswift]

If that's what I meant I would have just ended the line "By design they are meant to make eyes look bigger"

It's easier to keep your eye lids more open than it is to keep them half closed (unless you squint). Try it, you don't even need to be wearing eyelashes. Like I said the extra weight causes them to over compensate and leads to an unnatural wide open eyed look.

More open by design.

Doubling down when you fuck up isnt really the way forward...

[Rambone]

Speaking of mental health, where’s Matt been lately? I haven’t seen him posting much

[Flexacon]

Doubling down when you fuck up isnt really the way forward...

Poor Jo, after getting owned on basic maths, competitive eating, keto dieting and god knows what else. He decides to have a go on fake eyelashes of all things. Turns out Jo was wrong again and fake eye lashes do make your eyes more open. Looks like it's time for another round antidepressants for you Jo

[joswift]

Poor Jo, after getting owned on basic maths, competitive eating, keto dieting and god knows what else. He decides to have a go on fake eyelashes of all things. Turns out Jo was wrong again and fake eye lashes do make your eyes more open. Looks like it's time for another round antidepressants for you Jo

hahaha fucks sake, trawling the internet to find a video to try and prove a fucking pointless point..

And its me that got "owned" 

[Flexacon]

hahaha fucks sake, trawling the internet to find a video to try and prove a fucking pointless point..

And its me that got "owned" 

It's called google search. Takes like 10 seconds. Usually I wait to post things to let people dig themselves in deeper just like I've done with you numerous times my little puppet.

[joswift]

It's called google search. Takes like 10 seconds. Usually I wait to post things to let people dig themselves in deeper just like I've done with you numerous times my little puppet.

hahaha you are still wrong

Why would anyone put something heavy on their eyes so they have to force themselves to hold them open.
Why not just hold them open without the excess weight?
Fucks sake, eyelashes give the illusion of the eyes being wider..


Ask your wife

[Flexacon]

hahaha you are still wrong

Why would anyone put something heavy on their eyes so they have to force themselves to hold them open.
Why not just hold them open without the excess weight?
Fucks sake, eyelashes give the illusion of the eyes being wider..


Ask your wife

Doubling down when you fuck up isnt really the way forward...

[ThisisOverload]

Speaking of mental health, where’s Matt been lately? I haven’t seen him posting much

Well, if he actually came off the Drol, he's probably having some emotional challenges.

Or he finally lost it and shot up a Police station.

Maybe both.

[joswift]

I think I might make some shoes with added weight in them so that people pick their feet up higher so they dont trip.

Or maybe promote the use of clown shoes to enable you to walk better.

If adding weight to the eyelids to make people open their eyes wider surely it should work in other areas as well.

[Flexacon]

I think I might make some shoes with added weight in them so that people pick their feet up higher so they dont trip.

Or maybe promote the use of clown shoes to enable you to walk better.

If adding weight to the eyelids to make people open their eyes wider surely it should work in other areas as well.

If you're looking for an analogy I'll give you one simple Jo.

Added weight on the torso (gut or chest) makes people walk more upright and stiff backed even though hunching over would be far more comfortable.

Look forward to you quadrupling down on your retardation.

[joswift]

If you're looking for an analogy I'll give you one simple Jo.

Added weight on the torso (gut or chest) makes people walk more upright and stiff backed even though hunching over would be far more comfortable.

Look forward to you quadrupling down on your retardation.

that seems interesting, do you have any real data to back that up, something like doctors and chiropractors strapping weights to people who have poor posture?

[Taffin]

Yeah, she is intentionally opening them more.

These bikini sluts are probably all jacked up on stimulants.

I forgot how ugly German women are, these videos remind me.

Something about the phrase, 'German bikini sluts jacked up on stimulants' is giving me a mini-parsh...

[Flexacon]

that seems interesting, do you have any real data to back that up, something like doctors and chiropractors strapping weights to people who have poor posture?

Added weight on the gut might be called something like stomach fat... Can you at least work out what it might be called on chest?

And why would doctors and chiro strap weights to those areas to make people walk more upright and stiff backed? They would be walking that way to compensate for the extra weight they're carrying and eventually end up over compensating. When this happens it can lead back pain and posture issues like lordosis and sway back.

I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for you now. Feels like I'm bullying the special needs kid or something.

[old-school-lifter]

Looks abit like Rutger hauer

[dj181]

Looks abit like Rutger hauer

[joswift]

Added weight on the gut might be called something like stomach fat... Can you at least work out what it might be called on chest?

And why would doctors and chiro strap weights to those areas to make people walk more upright and stiff backed? They would be walking that way to compensate for the extra weight they're carrying and eventually end up over compensating. When this happens it can lead back pain and posture issues like lordosis and sway back.

I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for you now. Feels like I'm bullying the special needs kid or something.

and that sir is exactly what would happen if you theory was correct about false eyelashes

Women would end up with premenantly droopy eyes.

[affeman]

Looks abit like Rutger hauer

[deadz]

Speaking of mental health, where’s Matt been lately? I haven’t seen him posting much

Matt has deeply rooted serious issues. Where he's been, who cares!

[Flexacon]

and that sir is exactly what would happen if you theory was correct about false eyelashes

Women would end up with premenantly droopy eyes.

And that's why the when addressing the subject about bikini competitors on contest day and “eyes just a touch too wide open at all times” I led my original statement with "It's probably the big fake eyelashes they wear.." Notice I didn't just say fake eyelashes. I said "big" fake eyelashes.

No woman is wearing that style of big fake eyelashes day in day out. Just like they wouldn't wear transparent plastic heels, a sparkly bikini or oversized fake diamond Jewellery. It's a stage look.

You're have to be the most hopeless nitpicker ever Jo

[joswift]

And that's why the when addressing the subject about bikini competitors on contest day and “eyes just a touch too wide open at all times” I led my original statement with "It's probably the big fake eyelashes they wear.." Notice I didn't just say fake eyelashes. I said "big" fake eyelashes.

No woman is wearing that style of big fake eyelashes day in day out. Just like they wouldn't wear transparent plastic heels, a sparkly bikini or oversized fake diamond Jewellery. It's a stage look.

You're have to be the most hopeless nitpicker ever Jo

Its "You". 

[Fortress]

As attractive as their bodies usually are, female gym-rats also tend to lean towards the batty end of things, no question.

[joswift]

school children are to be given a 10lb dumbell each during lessons so they will be able to raise the hands higher when they want to answer a question.

Studies have shown that adding weight to a part of the body allows that part to resist gravity much better.

[illuminati]

school children are to be given a 10lb dumbell each during lessons so they will be able to raise the hands higher when they want to answer a question.

Studies have shown that adding weight to a part of the body allows that part to resist gravity much better.

Ahhh Great Thinking Batman
I'm going to use a 100lb disc on top of my head so I can Stand taller