We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:
Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.