How to stay married

[IroNat]

Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.

[Cook]

Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.

I’ve been married 27 years. Yes yes yes

[IroNat]

I’ve been married 27 years. Yes yes yes

34 here, bro.

[bhank]

No Idea

[DanM]

Ever consider keeping your woman in line, I mean it has worked for cultures all through out the ages and sounds indefinitely better than being a cuck?

[IroNat]

Ever consider keeping your woman in line, I mean it has worked for cultures all through out the ages and sounds indefinitely better than being a cuck?

You married?  No?  Didn't think so.

Even those hijab wearing Muzzie wimmens are bitching at their husbands at home.  Believe it.

[DanM]

You married?  No?  Didn't think so.

Even those hijab wearing Muzzie wimmens are bitching at their husbands at home.  Believe it.

I have my doubts bro, our current culture, for all that good it has done has also skewed the dynamics between men and women, so much so that we have advocates for eternal cuckery

[IroNat]

I have my doubts bro, our current culture, for all that good it has done has also skewed the dynamics between men and women, so much so that we have advocates for eternal cuckery

Not really.  Look at all the wimmen still trying to impress men with their looks on social media, the cosmetics and beauty products industry, etc.

Their whole existence revolves around attracting men.

The wimmen who can't, dye their hair purple, and go lesbo. 

Jennifer Lopez, uber successful, still needs a man to feel self-worth.

Hillary stuck by Bill after he cheated on her numerous times.

[youandme]

Not really.  Look at all the wimmen still trying to impress men with their looks on social media, the cosmetics and beauty products industry, etc.

Their whole existence revolves around attracting men.

The wimmen who can't, dye their hair purple, and go lesbo. 

Jennifer Lopez, uber successful, still needs a man to feel self-worth.

Hillary stuck by Bill after he cheated on her numerous times.

This.

Just need to remind them.

[benchmstr]

Go to work
Stay at work
Drink

Bench

[wes]

[King Shizzo]

Don't get married.

[deadz]

Don't get married.

That won't be a problem for you.

[SOMEPARTS]

Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.

Translation:

1) lie to her
2) lie to yourself


She made you post this didn't she?

[oldtimer1]

Married 36 years here. 

[King Shizzo]

That won't be a problem for you.

Why carry the issue of getting married?

[Primemuscle]

Married for 52 years.....till death did us part.

[BBSSchlemiel]

Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
4) Tell her she looks hot.

Number one is actually a great way to head to a troubled marriage! Two and three suck too.

[nerdoldnerdith]

Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.

[wes]

Married 36 years here. 

In three weeks it`ll be 20 years for me.

[benchmstr]

I’ve been married 4 years now…learn from me..run!

Bench

[Taffin]

Keep it simple.

1) Agree with whatever your wife says when she says it. See #3 below.
2) When your wife says she wants to talk she doesn't want your opinion.  See #3 below.
3) Keep nodding your head "yes" when you zone out.
3a) If it's about how she wants something done, use 1,2 and 3 interchangeably until she appears satisfied, then go ahead and do it however you wanted to in the first place
4) Tell her she looks hot.

Had to insert 3a - hope that's OK

I also had to resist the urge to re-write this as a loop in BASIC or pseudo-code or something LOL - it's basically an algorithm already! 

[Primemuscle]

Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.

Except women are not like new cars which come with a warrantee and some free maintenance. Women often come with baggage, though.

[Taffin]

In three weeks it`ll be 20 years for me.

Next Anniversary is our 23rd

It's not shown on the chart below, but I believe the traditional gift for a couple who have been together that long is tickets to Dignitas

[BBSSchlemiel]

Who wants to stay married though? Trade them in every five years like you do when you lease cars.

Those who want to raise kids who are less likely to turn out as basketcases.