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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 04:08:00 AM
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that he thought he could talk Lord Humongous out of sucking cock.
Lets hear it from you boys
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NJ_Slinky is so dumb that he asked Toxic Avenger tips on how to be more masculine
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that he thought he could talk Lord Humongous out of sucking cock.
Lets hear it from you boys
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaa
That's like telling A junkie to take a full needle out of his arm.
Gayer than unsalted cashews
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that he thought he could talk Lord Humongous out of sucking cock.
Lets hear it from you boys
hahahahahahahahaha yes!!!
NJslinky is so dumb, that on underneath the box that said "sex" on his application form he wrote "Yes, but only if I can be on the bottom!"
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
That's like telling A junkie to take a full needle out of his arm.
Gayer than unsalted cashews
LMFAO!
Slinky is so dumb that when he bumped into Buffgoddess in a bar, he tried to pick 'her' up since he thought 'she' was a woman
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Slinky is so dumb that when he bumped into Buffgoddess in a bar, he tried to pick 'her' up since he thought 'she' was a woman
hahahahahahaha..buffgoddess is the real shit ;D
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NJ_Slinky is so dumb, that when his mother let the postman in the door, he thought she wasn't going to have sex with him
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Slinky is so dumb that he believed Avesher's dick was a rectal thermometer and that Avesher is a proctologist
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Slinky is so dumb that he believed Avesher's dick was a rectal thermometer and that Avesher is a proctologist
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahah..'rectal thermometer' ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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NJ_Slinky is so dumb, that he thought he was actually gonna find 50 bucks down his uncles trousers
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Slinky is so dumb that he believed Avesher's dick was a rectal thermometer and that Avesher is a proctologist
Hahahahahaahaaha!!!!
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Woohoo, another thread about me started by Mini-Ki.
So after I kick a squad member around for his lack of intelligence AND expose another member, in the same thread, for being a comic book geek, you then recycle my theme against moi? Mini-ki, remember the last time you did this? You bailed on your own thread in less than what, 12 replies?
Epic deflection to take the heat off one of their own. Where's that idiot Rude Buoy?
I'll be back, I see a man flying towards my window, it may be Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaan of Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeele dun dun dun.
cobra.
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Slinky is so dumb that when he will swallow anything - literally and metaphorically
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Woohoo, another thread about me started by Mini-Ki.
So after I kick a squad member around for his lack of intelligence AND expose another member, in the same thread, for being a comic book geek, you then recycle my theme against moi? Mini-ki, remember the last time you did this? You bailed on your own thread in less than what, 12 replies?
Epic deflection to take the heat off one of their own. Where's that idiot Rude Buoy?
I'll be back, I see a man flying towards my window, it may be Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaan of Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeele dun dun dun.
cobra.
Slinky is so dumb he thinks that making a post like the one quoted, which is embarassing to anyone who's got an IQ over 25, is actually fighting back against people who tear him a new one with every post :-\
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Slinky is so dumb he thinks that making a post like the one quoted, which is embarassing to anyone who's got an IQ over 25, is actually fighting back against people who tear him a new one with every post :-\
Absolutely, Rude Buoy and Man of Steele really owned me ::) Although you have your moments with teh funneh, you lack originality when trying to call me out. I want you to prove me wrong, so please abandon this thread and come back at a later time with strength. Try to inspire me to go head to head with you. In fact, I'll even forget the fact that you're half the height of an average man and I'll hit it up from a different perspective.
Go back to your cubicle, enjoy the rest of your day and we'll hook this up real soon.
alarmed - coded
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Slinky is so dumb, that even his sat nav voiceover mocks him when he speaks
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Slinky is so dumb that when I insulted him with a scathing remark, he came up with the following post for a reply
Absolutely, Rude Buoy and Man of Steele really owned me ::) Although you have your moments with teh funneh, you lack originality when trying to call me out. I want you to prove me wrong, so please abandon this thread and come back at a later time with strength. Try to inspire me to go head to head with you. In fact, I'll even forget the fact that you're half the height of an average man and I'll hit it up from a different perspective.
Go back to your cubicle, enjoy the rest of your day and we'll hook this up real soon.
alarmed - coded
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slinky is so dumb that he refers to anyone he knows who has an IQ over 25 as 'Genius' or 'Gifted'
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Slinky is so dumb that he nearly died from starvation after being trapped in a room for over 2 weeks, until someone on the outside told him to unlock the door and come out
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Slinky is so dumb that he tried to enlist with Al-Qaeda cause he thought other people missed seeing a major perk - they hook you up with free flights
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Slinky is so dumb that when he saw a wooden post, he exclaimed, "Jesus, it's crazy what Science and Technology have enabled Mankind to create"
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NJ_Slinky so stupid that i told him drinks were on the house...so he went and got a ladder...
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NJ_Slinky so stupid that i told him drinks were on the house...so he went and got a ladder...
LOFL!
Slinky is so dumb that by the tender age of 64, he was able to recite the alphabets up to 'C', as long as he got prompted for A and B and someone told him what the last one was
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NJ_Slinky is stupid that he noticed a sign reading Wet Floor...so he just did!
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NJ_Slinky is stupid that he noticed a sign reading Wet Floor...so he just did!
Nj_Slinky is so stupid it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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NJ_Slinky is stupid that he noticed a sign reading Wet Floor...so he just did!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinky is so stupid that he got into an argument with a rock.........and lost
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NJ Slinky is so stupid it took him an hour to cook Minute Rice.
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NJ_Slinky is so stupid he asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
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NJ Slinky is so dumb and gay that him and his gay lover went out for a drive and ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, so him and his life partner get out of the car and the boyfriend says, "what are we going to do now?" and NJ Slinky says, "well i have to take a leak, i'll figure something out" so he leaves and a half hour later he still hasn't returned so his husband goes walking in search of him, after about 300 yards he walks up to find NJ Slinky squatting between the legs of a horse sucking it's cock, so the gay lover says, "what on earth are you doing?" NJ Slinky says, "be quiet silly, i'm trying to get us a ride home!!!"
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NJ Slinky is so dumb and gay that him and his gay lover went out for a drive and ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, so him and his life partner get out of the car and the boyfriend says, "what are we going to do now?" and NJ Slinky says, "well i have to take a leak, i'll figure something out" so he leaves and a half hour later he still hasn't returned so his husband goes walking in search of him, after about 300 yards he walks up to find NJ Slinky squatting between the legs of a horse sucking it's cock, so the gay lover says, "what on earth are you doing?" NJ Slinky says, "be quiet silly, i'm trying to get us a ride home!!!"
hahahhahahhhahah fucking funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! squadfather are you suggesting that NJ_Slinky had been known to have first chair in the skin flute orchestra??????
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NJ Slinky is so dumb and gay that him and his gay lover went out for a drive and ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, so him and his life partner get out of the car and the boyfriend says, "what are we going to do now?" and NJ Slinky says, "well i have to take a leak, i'll figure something out" so he leaves and a half hour later he still hasn't returned so his husband goes walking in search of him, after about 300 yrads he walks up to find NJ Slinky squatting between the legs of a horse sucking it's cock, so the gay lover say s, "what on earth are you doing?" NJ Slinky says, "be quiet silly, i'm trying to get us a ride home!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinky is so stupid that when him and his dad went out of town and got mugged and had no money to pay for the ticket to get back home, his dad told him, "Look son, there's only one way we're gonna get money. Go stand in the street corner there and when a guy pulls over, suck his cock like you suck mine and he'll give you some money. Go now" after which Slinky went away for an hour and came back empty handed. And when his dad goes, "WTF?", Slinky replied, "Look dad. I did what you told me and the first guy gave me $100." And when the dad goes, "Great, where is it?", Slinky replied, "Well, I liked it so much, that I gave him the $100 back so he'd let me blow him again!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinky is so stupid that when him and his dad went out of town and got mugged and had no money to pay for the ticket to get back home, his dad told him, "Look son, there's only one way we're gonna get money. Go stand in the street corner there and when a guy pulls over, suck his cock like you suck mine and he'll give you some money. Go now" after which Slinky went away for an hour and came back empty handed. And when his dad goes, "WTF?", Slinky replied, "Look dad. I did what you told me and the first guy gave me $100." And when the dad goes, "Great, where is it?", Slinky replied, "Well, I liked it so much, that I gave him the $100 back so he'd let me blow him again!"
ahhahhahhahahhahhahhahhahahhahhhhahhahahahhhahahhahaahahahahahhahhahahahahah
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinky is so stupid that when him and his dad went out of town and got mugged and had no money to pay for the ticket to get back home, his dad told him, "Look son, there's only one way we're gonna get money. Go stand in the street corner there and when a guy pulls over, suck his cock like you suck mine and he'll give you some money. Go now" after which Slinky went away for an hour and came back empty handed. And when his dad goes, "WTF?", Slinky replied, "Look dad. I did what you told me and the first guy gave me $100." And when the dad goes, "Great, where is it?", Slinky replied, "Well, I liked it so much, that I gave him the $100 back so he'd let me blow him again!"
hahahahahaha, yes Kiwiol, "NJ Slinky' is a master of the slobber blues on the skin flute.
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NJ_Slinky has been nothing but ..................
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Slinky is so dumb that when he went to a museum and accidentally broke a 3000 year old vase by dropping it, the curator screamed, "Good God! That vase was 3000 years old!" and Slinky replied, "Thank God. I thought it was new"
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NJ_Slinky is so stupid that when I asked him to buy me a Colour TV he asked me...which colour?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinky is so stupid that when him and his dad went out of town and got mugged and had no money to pay for the ticket to get back home, his dad told him, "Look son, there's only one way we're gonna get money. Go stand in the street corner there and when a guy pulls over, suck his cock like you suck mine and he'll give you some money. Go now" after which Slinky went away for an hour and came back empty handed. And when his dad goes, "WTF?", Slinky replied, "Look dad. I did what you told me and the first guy gave me $100." And when the dad goes, "Great, where is it?", Slinky replied, "Well, I liked it so much, that I gave him the $100 back so he'd let me blow him again!"
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhahhhhhhhhhhhahahah ;D
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Slinky is so stupid that he took his dog to the Vet to whom he said, "You've gotta do something Doc. Big Max here keeps humping my leg all the time." And when the Vet said, "Want me to fix him?", Slinky replied, "Nah, just trim his nails please. I don't want him bruising my legs that's all"
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NJ_Slinky is so stupid he somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
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NJ Slinky has a bumper sticker on his car that reads "10% Italian, 90% Bitch"
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This clown isn't even worth a thread. Outside of the fact he can't even type coherently without rambling on for 10 lines, he's just lame and anything but funny.
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NJ_Slinky is so stupid he somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
hahahahaha, I think he would have a case for a law suit though RB!
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NJ_Slinky is so stupid he somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahh....thats fuckin hilarious
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Slinky is so dumb that his favorite activities are watching paint dry and grass grow
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Slinky's mate sees him Monday morning and sees Slinky has a black eye. When he asks him what happened, Slinky says, "I went to church yesterday and was kneeling and praying. In front of me was a big, fat lady and beside me was a kid. When we stood up, the lady's dress got caught between the cheeks of her bum and the kid, on seeing this, pulled it out and ducked under the table. The lady turned around and saw just me standing there and grinning, so she thought I did it and punched me". Next Monday, the mate sees Slinky's got a black eye on the other eye and asks him what happened, to which Slinky says, "I went to church again yesterday. Same lady, same kid and same thing happened when she stood up. But this time, I knew she'd get mad at the kid pulling the skirt out, so before she could turn around, I pushed it back in !" ;D
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Slinky and a couple of other guys were convicted and sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in a small island for the rest of their lives. Just before they left, the Judge took pity on them and told them they could take 1 thing with them, as long as it wasn't too big or expensive. When they reached the island, they asked each other what they got. The 1st guy said, "I got a pack of cards. I'll play cards for the rest of my life and never be bored." The second guy said, "I got a Harmonica. I'll play music for the rest of my life and never be bored." When they then ask Slinky what he got, he shows them a pack of tampons! When they asked him why the f*ck he got that, Slinky replied, "Well, I saw an ad for this on TV. If you put this on, you can do anything you want - bungee jumping, mountain climbing, horse riding, swimming, surfing etc and it protects you."
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Bump for Slinky 8)
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I............am......... ...in.............the... ..........squad's..............head
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I............am............in.............the.............squad's..............head
Hahahahaha I bet that's how you talk in real life. Epic Freudian slip!!!!!!!!
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hahahahaha, NJ_Slinky is so dumb, that when his first boyfriend said "shall we wear protection?", he replied "No it's ok, this bed is really solid, you can bum me as hard as you like"
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LOFL!
Slinky is so dumb that when his mom took him to see Forrest Gump, he looked at Tom Hanks and said, "Wow! That guy's so smart. Is that Einstein?"
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LOFL!
Slinky is so dumb that when his mom took him to see Forrest Gump, he looked at Tom Hanks and said, "Wow! That guy's so smart. Is that Einstein?"
hahahahahahaha!!!
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I............am............in.............the.............squad's..............head
the squad summer of 2006...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh h ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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the squad summer of 2006...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh h ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Epic retard support group backup for Slinky from Shadow hahahahahaha
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Epic retard support group backup for Slinky from Shadow hahahahahaha
hahaha, I bet they both go to the same day centre
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hahaha, I bet they both go to the same day centre
Hahahaha and I also bet they believe the security guard when he says, "You guys need to go through the back door" hahahahaha
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Epic retard support group backup for Slinky from Shadow hahahahahaha
Epic seeker of internet validation.
buddy - 8.0
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if NJ_slinky's brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
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if NJ_slinky's brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if NJ_slinky's brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
"Yeesss, pumpkin"
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Slinky is so dumb that he tried taking an IQ test but decided against it after seeing how damn near impossible even the first question was, to answer - the question was, "Slinky, complete the word Slinky which is your name, Slinky : S-inky"
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Slinky is so dumb that he tried taking an IQ test but decided against it after seeing how damn near impossible even the first question was, to answer - the question was, "Slinky, complete the word Slinky which is your name, Slinky : S-inky"
Don't be mad about me for exposing Rude Buoy's stupidity. Look, it was bound to happen soon and you know it. I'll even do him an occasional solid and laugh at one his posts, cool?
mirror - peanut
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Slinky is so dumb that he couldn't stop laughing after reading thread after thread after thread........in the X board.
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Don't be mad about me for exposing Rude Buoy's stupidity. Look, it was bound to happen soon and you know it. I'll even do him an occasional solid and laugh at one his posts, cool?
mirror - peanut
yes my stupidity well since NJ_Slinky thinks that sucking dick is the power to all knowledge he is the smartest guy around!
assless - chaps
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yes my stupidity well since NJ_Slinky thinks that sucking dick is the power to all knowledge he is the smartest guy around!
assless - chaps
Yes pumpkin.
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Yes pumpkin.
thought so bitch and dont call my pumpkin unless you have a pussy we clear with that snaggal puss