Author Topic: NJ_Slinky is so dumb.......... (Read 17066 times)

kiwiol · « **on:** January 30, 2007, 04:08:00 AM »

that he thought he could talk Lord Humongous out of sucking cock.

Lets hear it from you boys

kiwiol · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:09:09 AM »

NJ_Slinky is so dumb that he asked Toxic Avenger tips on how to be more masculine

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:40:07 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 04:08:00 AM

that he thought he could talk Lord Humongous out of sucking cock.

Lets hear it from you boys

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaa

That's like telling A junkie to take a full needle out of his arm.

Gayer than unsalted cashews

BigCypriate · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:46:24 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 04:08:00 AM

that he thought he could talk Lord Humongous out of sucking cock.

Lets hear it from you boys

hahahahahahahahaha yes!!!

NJslinky is so dumb, that on underneath the box that said "sex" on his application form he wrote "Yes, but only if I can be on the bottom!"

kiwiol · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:53:38 AM »

Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2007, 04:40:07 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

That's like telling A junkie to take a full needle out of his arm.

Gayer than unsalted cashews

LMFAO!

Slinky is so dumb that when he bumped into Buffgoddess in a bar, he tried to pick 'her' up since he thought 'she' was a woman

the shadow · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:55:27 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 04:53:38 AM

Slinky is so dumb that when he bumped into Buffgoddess in a bar, he tried to pick 'her' up since he thought 'she' was a woman

hahahahahahaha..buffgoddess is the real shit

BigCypriate · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:58:41 AM »

NJ_Slinky is so dumb, that when his mother let the postman in the door, he thought she wasn't going to have sex with him

kiwiol · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:19:38 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that he believed Avesher's dick was a rectal thermometer and that Avesher is a proctologist

the shadow · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:21:11 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 05:19:38 AM

Slinky is so dumb that he believed Avesher's dick was a rectal thermometer and that Avesher is a proctologist

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahah..'rectal thermometer'

BigCypriate · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:24:23 AM »

NJ_Slinky is so dumb, that he thought he was actually gonna find 50 bucks down his uncles trousers

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:25:14 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 05:19:38 AM

Slinky is so dumb that he believed Avesher's dick was a rectal thermometer and that Avesher is a proctologist

Hahahahahaahaaha!!!!

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:28:07 AM »

Woohoo, another thread about me started by Mini-Ki.

So after I kick a squad member around for his lack of intelligence AND expose another member, in the same thread, for being a comic book geek, you then recycle my theme against moi? Mini-ki, remember the last time you did this? You bailed on your own thread in less than what, 12 replies?

Epic deflection to take the heat off one of their own. Where's that idiot Rude Buoy?

I'll be back, I see a man flying towards my window, it may be Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaan of Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeele dun dun dun.

cobra.

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:33:57 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that when he will swallow anything - literally and metaphorically

kiwiol · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:35:46 AM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 30, 2007, 05:28:07 AM

Woohoo, another thread about me started by Mini-Ki.

So after I kick a squad member around for his lack of intelligence AND expose another member, in the same thread, for being a comic book geek, you then recycle my theme against moi? Mini-ki, remember the last time you did this? You bailed on your own thread in less than what, 12 replies?

Epic deflection to take the heat off one of their own. Where's that idiot Rude Buoy?

I'll be back, I see a man flying towards my window, it may be Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaan of Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeele dun dun dun.

cobra.

Slinky is so dumb he thinks that making a post like the one quoted, which is embarassing to anyone who's got an IQ over 25, is actually fighting back against people who tear him a new one with every post $:-\$

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:44:58 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2007, 05:35:46 AM

Slinky is so dumb he thinks that making a post like the one quoted, which is embarassing to anyone who's got an IQ over 25, is actually fighting back against people who tear him a new one with every post $:-\$

Absolutely, Rude Buoy and Man of Steele really owned me

Although you have your moments with teh funneh, you lack originality when trying to call me out. I want you to prove me wrong, so please abandon this thread and come back at a later time with strength. Try to inspire me to go head to head with you. In fact, I'll even forget the fact that you're half the height of an average man and I'll hit it up from a different perspective.

Go back to your cubicle, enjoy the rest of your day and we'll hook this up real soon.

alarmed - coded

BigCypriate · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:48:14 AM »

Slinky is so dumb, that even his sat nav voiceover mocks him when he speaks

kiwiol · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:57:41 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that when I insulted him with a scathing remark, he came up with the following post for a reply

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 30, 2007, 05:44:58 AM

Absolutely, Rude Buoy and Man of Steele really owned me Although you have your moments with teh funneh, you lack originality when trying to call me out. I want you to prove me wrong, so please abandon this thread and come back at a later time with strength. Try to inspire me to go head to head with you. In fact, I'll even forget the fact that you're half the height of an average man and I'll hit it up from a different perspective.

Go back to your cubicle, enjoy the rest of your day and we'll hook this up real soon.

alarmed - coded

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:01:41 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that he refers to anyone he knows who has an IQ over 25 as 'Genius' or 'Gifted'

kiwiol · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:14:37 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that he nearly died from starvation after being trapped in a room for over 2 weeks, until someone on the outside told him to unlock the door and come out

kiwiol · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:22:45 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that he tried to enlist with Al-Qaeda cause he thought other people missed seeing a major perk - they hook you up with free flights

kiwiol · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:02:50 AM »

Slinky is so dumb that when he saw a wooden post, he exclaimed, "Jesus, it's crazy what Science and Technology have enabled Mankind to create"

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:16:19 AM »

NJ_Slinky so stupid that i told him drinks were on the house...so he went and got a ladder...

kiwiol · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:19:16 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 30, 2007, 07:16:19 AM

NJ_Slinky so stupid that i told him drinks were on the house...so he went and got a ladder...

LOFL!

Slinky is so dumb that by the tender age of 64, he was able to recite the alphabets up to 'C', as long as he got prompted for A and B and someone told him what the last one was

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:21:24 AM »

NJ_Slinky is stupid that he noticed a sign reading Wet Floor...so he just did!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:27:24 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 30, 2007, 07:21:24 AM

NJ_Slinky is stupid that he noticed a sign reading Wet Floor...so he just did!

Nj_Slinky is so stupid it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.