... Fucking gay!"
So last night I'm talking to a close friend. He just had a major blowout with another friend and was boring me with the details. I happened to notice he'd gotten a haircut and called him fucking gay. We all know the first thing bitches do after a break-up is get their hair cut and buy shoes. Doesn't this guy go on to tell me he got two new pairs of shoes?!
At times I swear people like the abuse. Why in the fuck else would he even tell me some shit like that?