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Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« on: May 20, 2024, 01:40:29 PM »
Ballad of Prime

Lunatic Demz, all looney as fuck
Prime caulk sucker, a lunatic cuck
Swallowing jizz, its part of his life
Did it while skipping, the death of his wife

Degenrate freak, talks shit about some
No one should listen, to this guzzler of cum
An 80 year old, talks shit on the net,
This sprayer of jizz, gets trannies all wet

Somehow he thinks, his words mean a lot
This ghey tranny lover, takes caulk over twat
When done at the hole, he's wiping his chin
Just waits for the next, large caulk to drop in

He slurps and he gags, on penis and goo
A lunatic Dem, he's not yet quite thru
This caulk sucking turd, so braindead and dumb
His best claim to fame, is swallowing cum

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2024, 02:26:08 PM »
Ballad of Prime

Lunatic Demz, all looney as fuck
Prime caulk sucker, a lunatic cuck
Swallowing jizz, its part of his life
Did it while skipping, the death of his wife

Degenrate freak, talks shit about some
No one should listen, to this guzzler of cum
An 80 year old, talks shit on the net,
This sprayer of jizz, gets trannies all wet

Somehow he thinks, his words mean a lot
This ghey tranny lover, takes caulk over twat
When done at the hole, he's wiping his chin
Just waits for the next, large caulk to drop in

He slurps and he gags, on penis and goo
A lunatic Dem, he's not yet quite thru
This caulk sucking turd, so braindead and dumb
His best claim to fame, is swallowing cum


Ha ha ha you're good at these  🤣😂🤣😂

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2024, 03:05:47 PM »
Makes me chuckle.

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2024, 05:18:14 PM »

Ha ha ha you're good at these  🤣😂🤣😂

Yes, Gym Rat is good at writing these slurs. This is because he has a seriously demented obsession with me.
 
Awhile back he had a moment of sanity and apologized profusely to me telling me those types of comments were out of character for him. I graciously accepted his apology and told him that I don't hold grudges thinking he was being sincere. Boy, was I wrong! He was totally insincere as liars are apt to be. Maybe his wife or his momma (if he has either) forced him to write an apology. When I called him on it, he claimed his reversion was because he disagrees with my political stance.
 
Clearly, he is a confused person. I suspect a worm must have eaten his brain.

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2024, 05:20:31 PM »
Well written post, Prime.

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2024, 06:40:25 PM »
Yes, Gym Rat is good at writing these slurs. This is because he has a seriously demented obsession with me.
 
Awhile back he had a moment of sanity and apologized profusely to me telling me those types of comments were out of character for him. I graciously accepted his apology and told him that I don't hold grudges thinking he was being sincere. Boy, was I wrong! He was totally insincere as liars are apt to be. Maybe his wife or his momma (if he has either) forced him to write an apology. When I called him on it, he claimed his reversion was because he disagrees with my political stance.
 
Clearly, he is a confused person. I suspect a worm must have eaten his brain.

Forget the worm & go answer here

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=692592.0

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2024, 01:16:15 AM »
Yes, Gym Rat is good at writing these slurs. This is because he has a seriously demented obsession with me.
 
Awhile back he had a moment of sanity and apologized profusely to me telling me those types of comments were out of character for him. I graciously accepted his apology and told him that I don't hold grudges thinking he was being sincere. Boy, was I wrong! He was totally insincere as liars are apt to be. Maybe his wife or his momma (if he has either) forced him to write an apology. When I called him on it, he claimed his reversion was because he disagrees with my political stance.
 
Clearly, he is a confused person. I suspect a worm must have eaten his brain.

LOL

As said, I tried to like you, but your retardation, and the way you talk down to many (while being a degenerate yourself) is astonishing.
"BHanks like".

I will try to leave you alone though, that poem should be my "Prime Pinnacle"...

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2024, 03:58:33 PM »
LOL

As said, I tried to like you, but your retardation, and the way you talk down to many (while being a degenerate yourself) is astonishing.
"BHanks like".

I will try to leave you alone though, that poem should be my "Prime Pinnacle"...

I was unaware that I 'talk down' to folks. I try to be civil to everyone when posting, regardless whether I agree with them or not. On rare occasions, I mess up. If you leave me alone, it will be very much appreciated. Maybe we could have some meaningful discussions going forward.  :)

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2024, 04:46:49 PM »
LOL

As said, I tried to like you, but your retardation, and the way you talk down to many (while being a degenerate yourself) is astonishing.
"BHanks like".

I will try to leave you alone though, that poem should be my "Prime Pinnacle"...


Ask him to go to
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=692592.0

And see if you can get him to answer
Try that for a meaningful discussion

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2024, 04:52:17 PM »

Ask him to go to
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=692592.0

And see if you can get him to answer
Try that for a meaningful discussion

I suspect that you have no clue what a meaningful discussion is. But hey, feel free to waste your time posting that link and your invitation as often as you like. 

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2024, 05:08:24 PM »
I suspect that you have no clue what a meaningful discussion is. But hey, feel free to waste your time posting that link and your invitation as often as you like.


Hmmmm yes - Is only You who know what a meaningful discussion is & how to partake.  ::)

Yep I knew you'd not be able to bring yourself to be Truthful & Honest enough to go there &
Answer - Says a lot about you , as why wouldn't you .

You're always unable / unwilling to answer so many questions  why , what the Fuck is wrong with you ?
Go ahead & reverse my thread & ask Me ...... see if I'm man enough to answer.


https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=692592.0

And for someone who states they're to busy to be on here you sure do post a lot yet more
Contradiction & hypocrisy from you.


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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2024, 05:18:22 PM »
Why not answer the post referenced, Prime?  ???

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2024, 05:22:37 PM »
Why not answer the post referenced, Prime?  ???

Very well said, let's see his reply

I'd say Because he'd have to either Lie or expose his true colours - Otherwise such an opinionated
Individual as he is he'd be all over it with long drawn out posts & Copy & Paste articles.

Nope Zero/Nada/Nothing  🤐