The diarrhea blaster, the master of disaster,
Shitting in his nappie, full of piss and very crappy,
Stumbling round the halls, tons of shit stuck to his balls,
His shirt is stained with vomit, as he finger-bangs his grommet,
Old Jill will tongue his cheeks, licks his bunghole as it reeks,
What he and Hunter did, sniffin' lidz and touchin' kidz...