Can late night fat fucking be forgiven...?

[Alex23]

It's 2:30-2:45AM... nothing good going on except that fat drunken chick who's been paying you Jacks and Coke all night?

Discuss 

[SS]

hahahaha! been there done that

[Al-Gebra]

no. nights like that are why god created exes and friends with benefits.

[Fury]

no. nights like that are why god created exes and friends with benefits.

I'd say it depends on what you mean by "fat". If you're talking like 300 pound fat, then to each their own. 

[Alex23]

I'd say it depends on what you mean by "fat". If you're talking like 300 pound fat, then to each their own. 

Hahahah even I have my limits... usual rule is " looks decent after 4 beers but still ashamed to present her to the "buddies" for hungover breakfast the day after"

[Fury]

Hahahah even I have my limits... usual rule is " looks decent after 4 beers but still ashamed to present her to the "buddies" for hungover breakfast the day after"

hahahah, Ze goggles, Zey do nothing!!!!

[Palpatine Q]

It's called the 3 o' clock shuffle where I'm from

Anyone who's been drunk off their ass at a bar at lying if they say they haven't gone there.

How it usually happens is your at a club waiting for THE ONE  to walk in, she never does, and now it's three AM and chubby betty with the big titties is looking good

[danielson]

Fat girls don't wash their asses and snatches too well. They make me sick no matter how drunk I am. I have a buddy who is a chubby chaser, never quite got it myself.

[SS]

hahaha! i swear i'll put the beer goggles on and talk to them and they just giggle.

[Fury]

Fat girls don't wash their asses and snatches too well. They make me sick no matter how drunk I am. I have a buddy who is a chubby chaser, never quite got it myself.

My uncle was one. All-state wrestler, football player, went into bodybuilding for a while, and he still has a love for the chubby ones. I asked him why and he said he just did.

[danielson]

My uncle was one. All-state wrestler, football player, went into bodybuilding for a while, and he still has a love for the chubby ones. I asked him why and he said he just did.

Yep my buddy says " I like what I like" . I guess its like being a fag or liking Latinas or black girls exclusively, you just happen to be attracted to them. Thank god I didn't get that fkn gene.

[Alex23]

hahaha! i swear i'll put the beer goggles on and talk to them and they just giggle.

HAHHAHAHA I do that too.. it's kinda like being a Pro baller talking to a minor BBB league... they know you're way out of theirs but still flattered.

It's the easy route.

[Fury]

Yep my buddy says " I like what I like" . I guess its like being a fag or liking Latinas or black girls exclusively, you just happen to be attracted to them. Thank god I didn't get that fkn gene.

hahaha, I second that.

[Alex23]

Yep my buddy says " I like what I like" . I guess its like being a fag or liking Latinas or black girls exclusively, you just happen to be attracted to them. Thank god I didn't get that fkn gene.

Hahahaha there might a little of that... honestly can't stand anything bellow 130lb... used to date that 115lb 5'6" dentist with fake 28cc's... felt like fucking a cereal box with stuff in it.

Dude would even that be off limit? http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=158422.0

[danielson]

Hahahaha there might a little of that... honestly can't stand anything bellow 130lb... used to date that 115lb 5'6" dentist with fake 28cc's... felt like fucking a cereal box with stuff in it.

Dude would even that be off limit? http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=158422.0

I don't know. She's pretty fkn fat.

[Fury]

I don't know. She's pretty fkn fat.

hahaha, that's a conundrum. Some giant ol' titties but she is pretty fat.

[Always Sore]

My brother used to have a thing for big girls..not just heavy but tall. KInd of large aggressive bitches. I would wing man to a point. I had to fend off this polor bear once at some swings at a park to the point I almost wanted to rap her in the nose and say "NO" like you would a bad dog you caught sniffing your crotch if I did not think it would turn her on. Cost my brother 3 cases of beer and a bottle of Jack. It's almost funny because almost every girl he has been serious about ends up gaining weight, I have told him more then once I think his sperm is suger packed...

[Havenbull]

no. nights like that are why god created exes and friends with benefits.

if you have to go to an ex to get laid, then that's pathetic

[Al-Gebra]

if you have to go to an ex to get laid, then that's pathetic

not as pathetic as going hogging.

[Dballn247]

Hahahah even I have my limits... usual rule is " looks decent after 4 beers but still ashamed to present her to the "buddies" for hungover breakfast the day after"

When your talking to the Borden Mascot you pull out your phone announce and say that your reminder went off and you have an early appt so you have to leave.  Ask if she'd like to go with.  Ride that bitch like an amusement park attraction and then remind her about the early appt.  Keep a jar of change by the door incase she doesn't have cab fare. 

[bigmc]

we call them ten to two princesses

everyone has been there

[Palpatine Q]

Hahahaha there might a little of that... honestly can't stand anything bellow 130lb... used to date that 115lb 5'6" dentist with fake 28cc's... felt like fucking a cereal box with stuff in it.

Dude would even that be off limit? http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=158422.0

Trick question

she looks real good in the first pic, but like a fatty in the others

i'm with you Al, I'm not into skinny women.  their all bony and shit. Another fault with thin women is there are very few with REAL big titties, which is an essential component for me.  FAKE TITTIES DISGUST ME. I might as well paint a nipple on a volleyball and squeeze that.

I need some ass to smack, So i prefer voluptuos women. Plus you can put them in a headlock and bash their head into the Headboard without knocking them out.

[Always Sore]

Trick question

she looks real good in the first pic, but like a fatty in the others

i'm with you Al, I'm not into skinny women.  their all bony and shit. Another fault with thin women is there are very few with REAL big titties, which is an essential component for me.  FAKE TITTIES DISGUST ME. I might as well paint a nipple on a volleyball and squeeze that.

I need some ass to smack, So i prefer voluptuos women. Plus you can put them in a headlock and bash their head into the Headboard without knocking them out.

HAHHHAHHHA WHat the fuck move do you call that..Too funny...

[Palpatine Q]

HAHHHAHHHA WHat the fuck move do you call that..Too funny...

That's my "Finishing Move"

[Always Sore]

That's my "Finishing Move"

HAHAHHHAH Freaking classic I am stealing that, to you credit of course...