Where are you from? Do you say Soda?
Actually, here in Texas we sound even stupider cause we call all soda/pop "Coke". If a waitress takes your drink order and you want a soda 9 times out 10 someone will ask, "What kinda Cokes do you have?" And the answer will be, "Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper, Big Red, Fanta Orange, etc....."