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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #700 on: July 12, 2010, 07:07:22 PM »
Ginger meltdown!

Sorry, I didn't bother reading it. I can't stand poorly formatted posts and won't go out of my way to read that post as it had all the signs that a fourth-grader wrote it. Also, good try but not my gimmick account. I'm far from the only person on here that thinks your creepy, 50,000+ post, freckle-faced, ginger, tomato-skinned, shut-in gimmick personality isn't entertaining.  :-*

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #701 on: July 12, 2010, 07:19:55 PM »
Ginger meltdown!

Sorry, I didn't bother reading it. I can't stand poorly formatted posts and won't go out of my way to read that post as it had all the signs that a fourth-grader wrote it. Also, good try but not my gimmick account. I'm far from the only person on here that thinks your creepy, 50,000+ post, freckle-faced, ginger, tomato-skinned, shut-in gimmick personality isn't entertaining.  :-*
I always thought Gene had just one account. What are the supposed other Gimmicks?

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #702 on: July 13, 2010, 05:20:05 AM »
BF vs Natw=best thing going on GB 8)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #703 on: July 13, 2010, 05:40:20 AM »
did you get her number or did you wimp out ;D
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Already had her #

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A Columbian girlfriend of mine came to my softball game Friday night.while I'm playing she starts on a bottle of aguardiente{Columbian hootch}.after the game I help her with the bottle while also drinking some beers.
eventually we head over to a dive bar for wings and burgers.she starts banging back shots of tequila while I'm working on vodka drinks.we finish at the bar and head back to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.a little swimming a little drinking a little playing in the pool and the grass.......after we get back inside she says to me ''you've had enough,it's time for you to go to bed" :o :(

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #704 on: July 13, 2010, 05:46:16 AM »
Already had her #

Team Columbia-1,Team USA-0!

A Columbian girlfriend of mine came to my softball game Friday night.while I'm playing she starts on a bottle of aguardiente{Columbian hootch}.after the game I help her with the bottle while also drinking some beers.
eventually we head over to a dive bar for wings and burgers.she starts banging back shots of tequila while I'm working on vodka drinks.we finish at the bar and head back to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.a little swimming a little drinking a little playing in the pool and the grass.......after we get back inside she says to me ''you've had enough,it's time for you to go to bed" :o :(
Damn reminds me of of a song Wasted days and Wasted nights.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #705 on: July 13, 2010, 05:52:59 AM »
Damn reminds me of of a song Wasted days and Wasted nights.



It's all fun and games till you go to bed at 5:00am and have to get up at 7:00am for golf :-X :(


.....till about 8:00 pm that night all I could eat was a corn muffin and a chocolate ice cream bar.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #706 on: July 13, 2010, 06:13:13 AM »
Already had her #

Team Columbia-1,Team USA-0!

A Columbian girlfriend of mine came to my softball game Friday night.while I'm playing she starts on a bottle of aguardiente{Columbian hootch}.after the game I help her with the bottle while also drinking some beers.
eventually we head over to a dive bar for wings and burgers.she starts banging back shots of tequila while I'm working on vodka drinks.we finish at the bar and head back to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.a little swimming a little drinking a little playing in the pool and the grass.......after we get back inside she says to me ''you've had enough,it's time for you to go to bed" :o :(

bawawawaw I like that girl

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #707 on: July 13, 2010, 06:14:43 AM »
bawawawaw I like that girl
Pipe down, Calvin put in alot of work for no return didnt even eat.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #708 on: July 13, 2010, 06:16:00 AM »
Pipe down, Calvin put in alot of work for no return didnt even eat.

he probably suffered from whiskey dick

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #709 on: July 13, 2010, 06:25:41 AM »
he probably suffered from whiskey dick
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #710 on: July 13, 2010, 07:23:03 AM »
he probably suffered from whiskey dick
:D



No whiskey dick!


....but it probably would of been easier!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #711 on: July 13, 2010, 08:25:45 AM »
he probably suffered from whiskey dick

It happens to the best of men.

Clavin seems to excel at not being able to close. Must be an Italian thing.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #712 on: July 13, 2010, 09:02:41 AM »
It happens to the best of men.

Clavin seems to excel at not being able to close. Must be an Italian thing.


Clan down son,I'm no NZ if a girl is staying over ;)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #713 on: July 13, 2010, 09:08:50 AM »

Clan down son,I'm no NZ if a girl is staying over ;)

no your just well here is a song for you, first time I heard this song was from the movie Honeysuckle Rose (great movie)



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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #714 on: July 13, 2010, 09:23:50 AM »
to Casa de CalvinH where we grab a bottle of Goose with no chaser and head to the pool.

You have a pool?  How old is it?  Is it salt water?
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #715 on: July 13, 2010, 09:30:08 AM »
You have a pool?  How old is it?  Is it salt water?



Only you would ask about the pool ::) :D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #716 on: July 13, 2010, 09:32:02 AM »


Only you would ask about the pool ::) :D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #717 on: July 13, 2010, 09:34:26 AM »
I bet newmom is a terrible swimmer....swallows too much water trying to talk the whole time...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #718 on: July 13, 2010, 09:37:34 AM »
I bet newmom is a terrible swimmer....swallows too much water trying to talk the whole time...

go fuckyourself

Been swimming since I was 3, benefits of a pool in the backyard in san diego (yes inground pool)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #719 on: July 13, 2010, 10:58:57 AM »
go fuckyourself

Been swimming since I was 3, benefits of a pool in the backyard in san diego (yes inground pool)

Hey, you kiss your ma with that mouth?

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #720 on: July 13, 2010, 12:03:06 PM »
I bet newmom is a terrible swimmer....swallows too much water trying to talk the whole time...


She almost drowned twice.after the lifeguard grabbed her she started talking so much he almost left her in the water....

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #721 on: July 13, 2010, 12:09:21 PM »

She almost drowned twice.after the lifeguard grabbed her she started talking so much he almost left her in the water....

et tu?? FUCKOFF ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #722 on: July 13, 2010, 12:17:29 PM »

Clan down son,I'm no NZ if a girl is staying over ;)

Only because they let their guard down long enough for you to roofie their drink.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #723 on: July 14, 2010, 09:12:01 AM »
Only because they let their guard down long enough for you to roofie their drink.




Thats part of my charm.


.....though I think Friday night I pulled a move out of "The Princess Bride" and picked my own drink :-\


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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #724 on: July 14, 2010, 03:22:45 PM »



Thats part of my charm.


.....though I think Friday night I pulled a move out of "The Princess Bride" and picked my own drink :-\



You rode the short bus to school huh?? ;D