They are no different than us. They fart and their shit stinks something fierce.
They are just better at hiding it because it embarrasses them.
My GF has completely fogged out the entire upper floor of my house with a steamy shit, many times.
A few months ago while on vacation we were in a Hotel. In the morning while getting ready my GF took a shower first. When she came out of the bathroom she said, "i really wish they had a fan in there". I wasn't sure what she meant; i walked in to shower and almost collapsed, it was disgusting. Took almost two hours to clear out.
I still worship my GF's ass, it won't stop me from tongue punching her twisted balloon knot.
As a reminder before any ass-play, have them shower and clean out their ass. You can eliminate 99% of the problem with proper preparation. 
Good post
" Woman who respects her man, cleans her ass well."
My 1st wife (of 3) went into a small gas station bathroom to drop a deuce.
I had to go really bad and rushed her out by banging on the door.
She pushed down this tiny screen window in there, to clear the air . It failed.
I quickly entered and the stink hit me hard.
I made a face , looked at her and said ; " Wooooohooo baby, what died inside you?"
She turned bright red and meekly replied; " I opened that window and the stink rushed in."
I couldn't let it go, so later in the car, I said ;
" Ok, so when you were in that bathroom , you opened the window and the stink came IN !? "
She looked down with a pouty look, refusing to answer, so I continued ;
" Ok, so an invisible giant, put his ass on the window and FARTED the moment you opened it?"
I had a good laugh, but didn't get any sex that night.
...and I still wonder why she was an EX-wife
