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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #275 on: May 14, 2010, 09:15:53 AM »
Clavin will show up in a size medium pink t-shirt, rainbow belt and daisy-duke cutoffs....shoes will be brown work boots w/red laces.  Oh, and a visor....he will be wearing it douche-style....you know where it looks like somebody just slapped the shit out of the wearer and it's cocked sideways.... 8)

Don't forget the wrist sweatbands.




I'm kind of lost...newmom and clavin and some other dinks are meeting up at a casino?

So who all is going?  Berzerkfury should go too!  And somebody should take video w/sound  :D
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #276 on: May 14, 2010, 09:46:37 AM »
Don't forget the wrist sweatbands.




I'm kind of lost...newmom and clavin and some other dinks are meeting up at a casino?

So who all is going?  Berzerkfury should go too!  And somebody should take video w/sound  :D

Apparently calvin and bezerk don't get along and calvin won't invite gene, he is a greedy fucker. I am making cannolls for them

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #277 on: May 14, 2010, 10:44:24 AM »
Apparently calvin and bezerk don't get along and calvin won't invite gene, he is a greedy fucker. I am making cannolls for them


What the fuck is a canolls? is it some kinda canolli?

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #278 on: May 14, 2010, 11:03:23 AM »

What the fuck is a canolls? is it some kinda canolli?

oh FUCK off, how bout I just go buy a strap on and make you my bitch tommorow

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #279 on: May 14, 2010, 11:05:26 AM »
oh FUCK off, how bout I just go buy a strap on and make you my bitch tommorow

haha.......pics or it didn't happen..... ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #280 on: May 14, 2010, 11:05:36 AM »
oh FUCK off, how bout I just go buy a strap on and make you my bitch tommorow



 :o :o :o

How is my soon to be ex-wife feel about this ???

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #281 on: May 14, 2010, 11:06:12 AM »
haha.......pics or it didn't happen..... ;D



Please put a "no homo" on that post :-X

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #282 on: May 14, 2010, 11:10:09 AM »


 :o :o :o

How is my soon to be ex-wife feel about this ???

LMAO dont worry about JOJO, she will probably make you her bitch also. See her and I are sistah's from another mistah. Fuck with either of us and your in for it..CAPEESH

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #283 on: May 14, 2010, 11:11:14 AM »


Please put a "no homo" on that post :-X

why, do you have a labia none of us are aware of

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #284 on: May 14, 2010, 11:14:27 AM »
why, do you have a labia none of us are aware of


I'm worried about show wanting to watch another man.... :-X

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #285 on: May 14, 2010, 11:21:46 AM »

I'm worried about show wanting to watch another man.... :-X

OMG please dont act this retarded tommorow

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #286 on: May 14, 2010, 11:43:31 AM »
OMG please dont act this retarded tommorow



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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #287 on: May 14, 2010, 11:47:05 AM »

I'm worried about show wanting to watch another man.... :-X

Wouldn't it technically be two chicks?  ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #288 on: May 14, 2010, 11:48:36 AM »
Apparently calvin and bezerk don't get along and calvin won't invite gene, he is a greedy fucker. I am making cannolls for them

I think Clavin and BF and Gene would get along in real life and have a blast!








Showstoppa, are you thinking that Clavin and newmom might have too much booze and make out like their plane was going down ???






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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #289 on: May 14, 2010, 12:00:20 PM »
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Showstoppa, are you thinking that Clavin and newmom might have too much booze and make out like their plane was going down ???




haha, and Clavin will admit he cheated in the "contest."  ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #290 on: May 14, 2010, 12:16:48 PM »
I think Clavin and BF and Gene would get along in real life and have a blast!




BF would have to leave his parents basement to know what "real life" is...

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #291 on: May 14, 2010, 12:55:42 PM »


BF would have to leave his parents basement to know what "real life" is...

Hahaha. Ginger Gene seems to be rubbing more than his dick off on you.  :)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #292 on: May 14, 2010, 01:11:40 PM »
LMAO at Stella. No way, even if the plane was on fire. I adore calvin, but that shit wont happen. Im just playing hostess and his fucking secretary.


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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #293 on: May 14, 2010, 01:37:28 PM »
haha, and Clavin will admit he cheated in the "contest."  ;D
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Bwhahaha!  She can get him to kick the seductive lure of the yam yam ;D



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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #294 on: May 14, 2010, 01:38:57 PM »
LMAO at Stella. No way, even if the plane was on fire. I adore calvin, but that shit wont happen. Im just playing hostess and his fucking secretary.



mom, I think you should p/u Gene and BF and take some pics and vids.   Don't forget the getbig shoutout.    ;D
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #295 on: May 14, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »
mom, I think you should p/u Gene and BF and take some pics and vids.   Don't forget the getbig shoutout.    ;D

Lmao..gene is at the other end of the state where dumb ass is and BF is in the middle of CT im on the shoreline near Rhode Island..fucking camera had 2 be sent to sony fucking thing..thank goodness its under warranty. I do have a video camera..hmmmm I can be sneaky bitch

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #296 on: May 14, 2010, 05:53:02 PM »
hey twinkletoes, do me a favor, keep me away from the krispy kreme shop at about 2am when the liquor stops being served

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #297 on: May 15, 2010, 07:34:30 AM »
Godspeed tonight, newmom. I'd watch your wallet and make sure you bring some babywipes to wipe the guido grease off your hands after your initial handshake with Clavin.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #298 on: May 15, 2010, 07:44:56 AM »
Godspeed tonight, newmom. I'd watch your wallet and make sure you bring some babywipes to wipe the guido grease off your hands after your initial handshake with Clavin.

Oh shit lmao

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #299 on: May 16, 2010, 04:16:57 PM »
Wine,Bud Light,and two different types of vodka last night....good thing newmom wasn't drinking last night ::)