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Made to make your mouth water!

Exactly. Assuming the edge on the circumferential border of the bowl part of the spoon is sharp enough, I'd say it would serve better than a conventional razor given that it can scoop up excess hair for easy disposal versus having the blades of a razor get clogged up with pubic hairs which you would then have to forcefully clear out with water.

Not painful or miserable at all. Frankly, a novel idea that has potential to replace an outdated instrument.

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Instead of suing getbig, maybe honkins can get his lawyers to investigate a patent,.

When viewing his online pictures bhanky jerques off into his own mouth.  Vile and disgusting creature that he is,  he calls it his "Fapioca Pudding".

He is both fey and foul.

I'm starting to think that the only way this feud with the forum will come to an end is when one of our many heroes decides to don the thong and compete against Brian in order to dethrone him.

In order to be the champ, you have to beat the champ.

Who out of the many heroes will have the courage to challenge Hank?

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Not I for I am well past the age of tilting at blowhards and besides, bhanky has threatened me with murder/death more times than I care to count.  Of course being me I can always show up for his show and he would never notice me.  I pity any handicapable schmoes in the audience for bhanky will slay them all in a vainglorious effort to murder/death me.  All the while there I would sit at the judges table....

In plain speech:  If he dare harm anyone there mayhaps I will bring it to the attention of local law enforcement (NOT enFARCEment such as ag007) to his multiple threats here to any and all for not kneeling in homage and obeisance to the rippling massivity that is his physique.

I wish him all the worst for in truth, he deserves no better.