2021 GETBIG AWARDS (FINALS)

[Palumboism]

BY OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM THE COMMITTEE™

2021 OFFICIAL GETBIG AWARDS.

The following are the official 2021 Getbig awards, as selected by majority vote of the 8 person group known as The Committee™. No tie breakers were necessary, thus avoiding the standard conflict resolution of physical battle under Code Duello.


So, without further adieu:

Gimmick that should "jump off a cliff" of the Year:

Nominees: Oak / SexyCustomSynthesis / Jack the Ripper / Sir Bicep / The Masked Bodybuilder


While most gimmicks tend to suck, this year one soared above them all in that capacity, the not-so-mighty Oak. Just an annoying shit one trick pony gimmick who clogs the forum up. Responds with memes when owned, falsely blames mods for deleting his posts. Maybe Howard, maybe not, but definitely sucks. The ignore feature was made for him. Possibly autistic, definitely retarded. Congr....uh, Fuck off Oak.



Best content (JPEG, GIFs, Video) poster: Nominees: Herne / Kwon / Black Metallic / Funk51 / Fitness Frenzy

All nominated are great in this context, but, Herne, he's like a machine. He's got this gift of blankness. Once you set him in motion, he will not stop. So, when three o'clock comes, he will gut her like a pig, and try not to get any on his shoes and there is nothing I can do. Congrats Herne.


Most Annoying regular poster: Nominees: Howard / Prime / Strawman

While all involved have varying levels of annoyance, Howard brought it to the next level this year. Frequently returns and disappears at random, comments in threads without reading them, does not concede points when blatantly proven wrong, vanishes when owned. All while convincing himself he's unbiased and just wants discussion. We're not fooled. Get lost Howard.



BONUS CATEGORIES:

Disturbing Trend of the Year: Older posters "returning" thinking they own the place or that anyone really cares. Some of us never left, and you're all no0bs until you re-earn it.

Howard really did have a fantastic year between his Howard account and his Oak account he was a one man army taking on all of Getbig.  Well deserved wins.  From the videos I've seen of Howard he's even more annoying in person, which I didn't even believe was possible. 

There are actually post where Herne says something on the UK forum.


Wiggs returning and thinking he owned the place was special as well. 

[CalvinH]

Wiggs returning and thinking he owned the place was special as well.

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Thanks the Committee will keep that in mind.


...you know like for 2022 awards.

[King Shizzo]

They took away my award 

It's like I don't exist 

[Soul Crusher]

They took away my award 

It's like I don't exist 

You were referenced .   Did you not see it ?

[Rambone]

Taffin won. Great. Terrific. How about that? Boy, that's fantastic. Fantastic. l can imagine how he must feel. Incredible. Probably like l did when l won my first trophy. ln its own way, it's probably just as satisfying. l gotta go shake his hand, that's fantastic, great. And get my T-shirt.

[deadz]

Taffin won. Great. Terrific. How about that? Boy, that's fantastic. Fantastic. l can imagine how he must feel. Incredible. Probably like l did when l won my first trophy. ln its own way, it's probably just as satisfying. l gotta go shake his hand, that's fantastic, great. And get my T-shirt.

Olympia competitor lol!

[deadz]

No surprises here. Prime, Joak, Straw all C unty idiots.

[herne]

Thanks and congratulations to all the other winners and nominees.

[Grape Ape]

Thanks and congratulations to all the other winners and nominees.

Well earned, herne.

[AbrahamG]

Taffin won. Great. Terrific. How about that? Boy, that's fantastic. Fantastic. l can imagine how he must feel. Incredible. Probably like l did when l won my first trophy. ln its own way, it's probably just as satisfying. l gotta go shake his hand, that's fantastic, great. And get my T-shirt.

Out Fucking Standing! Great post.

[karasan]

Out Fucking Standing! Great post.

Looking this picture of Katz made me wonder how the committee totally overlooked BEEFYHW, he deserved some kind of gay fiction award for his bogus (hopefully) stories on promiscuous ironage legends.

[Rambone]

Out Fucking Standing! Great post.

Thanks iron brother!

[gmflex]

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       Congrats to all my fellow getbiggers..



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[Grape Ape]

The Golden Thong is much appreciated gmflex.

Taffin, adopt as your avatar ASAP.

There can be only one.

[Hulkotron]

The Golden Thong yes

[herne]

Well earned, herne.

Thanks.

[Taffin]

Taffin won. Great. Terrific. How about that? Boy, that's fantastic. Fantastic. l can imagine how he must feel. Incredible. Probably like l did when l won my first trophy. ln its own way, it's probably just as satisfying. l gotta go shake his hand, that's fantastic, great. And get my T-shirt.

AAAHHAAAHHAAAAAAA! Hahahahaaaaaaaaa - jesus - hahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

<bends at waist to catch breath... fails>

Hahahahhaahahahaa--aaaaaaaaa....... ...

Whew!  Let me catch my breath for a sec...

Christ that's an early lock for post of 2022, surely?  Brilliant - absolutely brilliant... I now have to drag the family to look at GetBig and explain this - outstanding...  Bro..

[Taffin]

The Golden Thong is much appreciated gmflex.

Taffin, adopt as your avatar ASAP.

There can be only one.

Done.  I will remain humble, and continue to post crappy paint jobs and low-quality humour in the services of GetBig

Ave!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

They took away my award 

It's like I don't exist 

The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog  looking fuck.  You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe  instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.   You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food.  Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. 

Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life.   The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm.  Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.

[Taffin]

The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog  looking fuck.  You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe  instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.   You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food.  Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. 

Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life.   The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm.  Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.

Wow... LOL

[Soul Crusher]

Retroactive 2021 award worthy. 

The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog  looking fuck.  You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe  instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.   You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food.  Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. 

Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life.   The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm.  Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.

[chaos]

The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog  looking fuck.  You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe  instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.   You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food.  Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. 

Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life.   The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm.  Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.

AAAHHAAAHHAAAAAAA! Hahahahaaaaaaaaa - jesus - hahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

<bends at waist to catch breath... fails>

Hahahahhaahahahaa--aaaaaaaaa....... ...

Whew!  Let me catch my breath for a sec...

Christ that's an early lock for post of 2022, surely?  Brilliant - absolutely brilliant... I now have to drag the family to look at GetBig and explain this - outstanding...  Bro..

[wes]

Taffin won. Great. Terrific. How about that? Boy, that's fantastic. Fantastic. l can imagine how he must feel. Incredible. Probably like l did when l won my first trophy. ln its own way, it's probably just as satisfying. l gotta go shake his hand, that's fantastic, great. And get my T-shirt.

AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111   LOL 

[IroNat]

The Committee might consider a future award for eloquence in the use of the English language.

I'm sure The Scott would have been nominated should such a category have been contested.

[funk51]

The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog  looking fuck.  You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe  instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.   You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food.  Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. 

Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life.   The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm.  Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.

   when shitzzo was born the doctor slapped his mother.