Every made up match is a no DQ match....
And spot on with Roman losing tonight. I’m thinking Edge pins DB.
But nothing out of the ordinary was in the "Nigerian Drum" fight, except for the drums and this monster that beat up Big E.
Now it's Raw Women's title with some Satan-worshipping girl group doing Rhea Ripley's entrance music live.
And boy does Asuka have bad luck or what? She's WINLESS at WrestleMania. I guess they owed Ripley this after needlessly feeding her to Charlotte Flair last year.
Universal Championship time.
Well, now this is a handicapped match because Jey Uso is super kicking everyone. Well, he was until Edge chucked him into the steps. He got con-chair-toed and carried out by the medics.
Why do this? Everybody knows that Reigns misses the spear when he does the scream first.
I had a feeling this might happen. Both Edge and Reigns go for Spears and nail each other. Flying goat headbutts to both guys but no pin.
Stereo "Yes" kicks!! Flying knee to Edge's mouth but WHY didn't Bryan go for the pin?
Bryan goes for the "Yes" lock. Edge makes the save. So Bryan locks the "Yes" lock on Edge and Reigns makes the save.
OUCH!! Powerbomb through the table for Bryan! DOUBLE-OUCH!! Spear off the steps by Edge and Reigns' ribs are a-hurtin'
Crippler Crossface on Reigns by Edge...NOW using a piece of the chair that broke in the ring.
Are you kidding? Bryan makes the save to keep Reigns from tapping and now hooks a "Yes" lock on Reigns while he's still in the Crippler Crossface.
Bryan goes for the running knee but get SPEARED by Edge. Reigns attempts the Superman punch but he gets SPEARED. Edge for the cover and Bryan yanks the ref out of the ring.
Edge wants to KILL Daniel Bryan right now. Edge gets more chairs and starts tenderizing Reigns and Bryan. Edge hits a con-chair-to on Bryan. He's about to hit Reigns with one.....Jey Uso to the rescue again. Uso gets speared and tenderized by a chair.
BOOM!!! Reigns hits Edge with a spear. But, insult to injury. He hits Edge with a con-chair-to, stacks Edge on top of Bryan and double-pins them to keep his blue belt.
So, every HEEL wins his/her championship match, except Sasha Banks.
Neither world championship changes hand, for the third time in 10 years: WM27, WM34, and WM37.
And Reigns gets booed silly after winning the main event for the third time, pyro and all.