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Under new proposals being pushed through by Democratic lawmakers - hunting moose, elk and deer will be outlawed - but having sex with them will be made legal - as long as you are the same gender as the animal.
This is just one of the crazy laws liberals are trying to push through Congress as part of their ongoing assault against traditional American values and their bid to promote homosexuality amongst children - who they know are enticed by anything to do with animals.
Caveats under the proposed law also make the following legal:
Fingering an otter
Pleasuring a raccoon’s anus
Kissing a squirrel
Video recording sex acts involving one or more carp
Showing your genitals to a black bear
For those who have followed the behavior of Democrat lawmakers this won’t come as a great shock - they have been chipping away at everything we hold sacred and dear for years. We know how disgusting and debased their anti-conservative agenda is.
To help you - here are just some of the sickening laws liberals have tried to pass through Congress in recent years:
Bill making it illegal to refer to war veterans as “heroes” and encouraging the use of “scum” as the default description for soldiers exiting the military
To make it legal to own a white person as a slave
Make it a legal requirement for fast food restaurants to serve homosexuals first and allow them to jump queue
To replace the American flag with a picture of some frozen excrement
To make it legal for transgender people to shoplift and face no punishment
To make it legal for transgender people to not be required to have a driving license to drive a car
To make it legal for transgender people to come into your house and use your toilet - even if you do not grant them permission
To make it legal for transgender people to wear no trousers or underpants in public
To ensure that 50% of food outlets in the US are selling Indian food and curry and to phase out hotdogs entirely by 2020
To replace the first three amendments with excerpts of sharia law from the Koran
To make it a human right of children as young as three to purchase pornography from registered sex shops
To make it legal to throw candy apples at Christians on Halloween
To introduce course credits into the school curriculum recognizing a student’s ability to mock Jesus
To make urinating on pictures of Jesus a recognized feature of Labor Day
To make it legal for homosexuals to engage in public sex acts on Easter and Christmas Day
