So they tell you that your garden hose has to be wound clockwise instead of counterclockwise? Who the fuck would pay besides you to live in something like that?!!!!! $500 a month for an HOA TO TELL ME WHAT I WILL OR WILL NOT EAT FOR MY DINNER? YOU TELL THEM I SAID THEY CAN GO FUCKING SUCK A FAT PIG'S COCK!!! MY EMAIL IS MULESHOE34982@YAHOO.COM!! HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!! Sell your house,tell me where they live,and I will bring the fucking values on tho0se houses down so fucking fast they won't know what hit them,those self important greedy bastards!!!!! So tell me, does this head of your HOA come over to your house all the time to socialize,or does he make comments on how your furniture is arranged?Waking you up out of your sleep to tell you that there's a fucking dog barking 5 miles.down the road? Under no curcumstances let this guy have any contact with your children!!!! Swear to GOD if one more golfer wakes me up out of my sleep on Sunday morning with their wack,wack,wack,GOOD DRIVE!!! I'm gonna pull my sniper rifle out of my closet and splatter their brains all over that fucking GOLF COURSE!!!!!