I admit, I would be just a tad disappointed if I found out that wasn't real watery, runny, shit.
Dude, its coming out of his ass, even if that is fake shit, well so what? I doubt he scrubbed his ass pipe out before shoving that stuff in
I mean, imagine if your local ice cream/milkshake vendor turned to you and said: 'hi, the milk shake machine is broken, so today I will be shitting the shake into your cup, dont worry though, I've washed out my shitbox'
LOL