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The Committee™ would like to officially announce the date of 1.21.22 for the official 2021 Getbig Annual Awards.
Categories include:
Rookie of the Year
Post of the Year
Funniest post of the year
Best gossip post of the year
Thread of the Year
Foozle's Choice award
Most Underrated Poster
Worst Poster
Most Annoying poster
Gimmick that should "jump off a cliff" of the Year
Best content (JPEG, GIFs, Video) poster
Poster of the Year (POTY)
To the general masses: Feel free to discuss potential nominees here. It should have no major impact, but we do appreciate your input.
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worst poster award is never in question...
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worst poster award is never in question...
Some of the nominees will surprise many.
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worst poster award is never in question...
We know. It will be caveated.
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Some of the nominees will surprise many.
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In keeping with the "be kind" era I suppose there will be no feelings hurt this time around
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Taffin for post of the year:
I feel you, Dave.
I am also a super-clean junk-food adherent who struggles to keep his weight up - guess I'm just a human furnace... I'll strive to put down around 10 or 12 lbs of red meat a day. Any less, and my ribs start to protrude painfully...
And in fact, while we are being honest with each other, I've found that even just looking at a dumbell gives me a bicep pump, so I've started tucking pieces of cardboard into the sides of my War-Bandana while I train, to act as kind of a blinder system that keeps my eyes facing front at all times. That way I can keep "Accident" and "Emergency" (the names I've given to my left and right arms) under the 21" mark... just to keep the general public safe... you know..?
(I may have LOL'ed several times while trying to type that drivel above ;D ;D ;D)
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In keeping with the "be kind" era I suppose there will be no feelings hurt this time around
There's no room for feelings, this place is GetBig.
This is a highly selective club. Much like our own little internet Fight Club. If you've made it here, you made it through hell and back again. Everyone is appreciated here and so these awards are done with good intent.
We aim to entertain and show gratitude for the motley crew we have here.
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This should be fun :)
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Taffin for post of the year:
Great post and because Taffin was addressing me so I feel like I brought that post out of him.
It's like i'm the coach of a great poster, I see the potential and I draw it out. I'm getbig's version of charles glass
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No "Participation Award"?
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Great post and because Taffin was addressing me so I feel like I brought that post out of him.
Shameless lobbying reported to moderators
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It's about time.....
I think I'm going to clean up.
Lots of room above the fireplace.
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It's about time.....
I think I'm going to clean up.
Lots of room I dont have a single trophy above the fireplace.
I once entered the worlds biggest loser competition and came second, its because Im a fucking loser...
fixed
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fixed
Meltdown.
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Shameless lobbying reported to moderators
Let the record state that while you are correct I only spoke the truth.
I do not anticipate receiving any honors this award season, however if celebrating in another members nomination, and potential victory, while attempting to attach yourself to said greatness, is to garner shame and punishment then the spirit of these awards is truly lost.
No great poster is an island GA.
There is no question Taffin would be a winner with or without me, but this nominated post would not have taken place without my simple remarks.
Blessings to you and your athletic family.
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I nominate myself for most annoying poster.
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The Committee™ would like to officially announce the date of 1.21.22 for the official 2021 Getbig Annual Awards.
Categories include:
Rookie of the Year
Post of the Year
Funniest post of the year
Best gossip post of the year
Thread of the Year
Foozle's Choice award
Most Underrated Poster
Worst Poster
Most Annoying poster
Gimmick that should "jump off a cliff" of the Year
Best content (JPEG, GIFs, Video) poster
Poster of the Year (POTY)
To the general masses: Feel free to discuss potential nominees here. It should have no major impact, but we do appreciate your input.
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BHANK
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BHANK
BHANK
AND .......BHANK
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Wow not often I get a mild cringe on here but something got triggered a moment ago by that exchange LOL
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Thanks fellas :-[ ;D
Now I know The Committee[TM] have made it clear they will brook no suggestions, but I'd humbly leave one comment here if I may: While it may be difficult to pick a potential 'Best Thread' nominee given all the bhank input this year, but funnily enough, for me it would probably be Shizzo's 'It's been a terrible year' thread - the one where we met HazMat Brah! ;D ;D ;D Still a legit LOL ;D
Started off as a sincere exchange of concern, but soon descended into full-on GetBiggery!
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674438 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674438)
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Shameless lobbying reported to moderators
Amazing how many posters hurt themselves more the help themselves in these threads :-\
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Amazing how many posters hurt themselves more the help themselves in these threads :-\
While true, his follow up flattery post worked well.
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post of the year
"Brutal if true"
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post of the year
"Brutal if true"
Bro
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Bhank will be a multi-winner, and rightfully so.
Some of the best posts and one liners came from that big ass Royal Rumble type thread over Shizzo's father death. There was a some classic retorts birthed there.
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It's about time.....
I think I'm going to clean up.
Lots of room above the fireplace.
Guess you aren't keeping your urns there
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Great post and because Taffin was addressing me so I feel like I brought that post out of him.
It's like i'm the coach of a great poster, I see the potential and I draw it out. I'm getbig's version of charles glass
You're homeless?!?! :o
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You're homeless?!?! :o
If you call the freedom of living in a first class converted conversion van homeless, then in your world yes I would be “homeless”….
Taffy I’m off the grid and freer than I’ve ever been!
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Guess you aren't keeping your urns there
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If you call the freedom of living in a first class converted conversion van homeless, then in your world yes I would be “homeless”….
Taffy I’m off the grid and freer than I’ve ever been!
Well colour me jealous - I couldn't be happier for you Bro. I've always fancied life on the open road - ever since I saw this series when I was younger
Minus the filthy chimp, of course ;D
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There is a rumor a few additional categories have been added
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If you call the freedom of living in a first class converted conversion van homeless, then in your world yes I would be “homeless”….
Taffy I’m off the grid and freer than I’ve ever been!
The gypsy life is relatively free. Not that gypsies have ever contributed anything to society...unless you consider fortune telling a contribution.
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My opinion from the peanut gallery:
Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.
Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.
Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases.
Worst poster: Howard.
Best content: FitnessFrenzy.
Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.
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COMEBACK POSTER OF THE YEAR,,,,WES....
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My opinion from the peanut gallery:
Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.
Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.
Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases.
Worst poster: Howard.
Best content: FitnessFrenzy.
Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.
we cant just make up categories to ensure Shizzo wins one.
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We appreciate all your suggestions so far.
And by appreciate, I mean we will ignore.
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We appreciate all your suggestions so far.
And by appreciate, I mean we will ignore.
The way it should be. It's Getbig.
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COMEBACK POSTER OF THE YEAR,,,,WES....
Don`t call it a comeback I been here for years and sheit ! ;D
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My opinion from the peanut gallery:
Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.
Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.
Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases.
Worst poster: Howard.
Best content: FitnessFrenzy.
Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.
That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?
Fuck you.
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That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?
Fuck you.
Why does this make you angry now?
You didnt display this type of anger in the 30 page thread.....
Also sorry for your loss.
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That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?
Fuck you.
Shut up, Stay Puft. There's nothing funny about your family dying (and I sent condolences and asked how you were doing at the time). The comedy was in your lachrymose wailings and drunken exaggerations, e.g. 'my brother is wearing a HAZMAT suit to pull the plug on him.' As well as the responses and brutal hijack. It was a classic thread and Hankins deserves recognition for it.
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My opinion from the peanut gallery:
Rookie of the year surely has to go to Big Brian Hankins. Shit talking is the heart and soul of this place, and he never stops. The responses he gets are great, too.
Funniest thread was definitely the one about Fat Shizzo's brother having to put down his own dad. And then Hankins hijacked it to really rub salt in his wounds.
Underrated poster: has to go to Pamith. He's kept that serial killer tribute thread going for years and also given us some great catchphrases.
Worst poster: Howard.
Best content: FitnessFrenzy.
Suggestion for another category: 'Biggest Incel'. 2021 saw an increase in these types of threads and they generated a lot of interest. It's only right that we recognize a winner.
Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel? Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?
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Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel? Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?
I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'
I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.
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Worst Parent - Shizzos sister. After that newspaper report of her arrest she shouldn't have kids at all.
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Too many categories.
B Hanky was definitely the standout poster from the last year. His 1 week prep of slightly reducing the burger buns was impressive.
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I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'
I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.
Savage.
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I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'
I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.' If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.
Hahahaha that was fucking brilliant
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Are new posts such as the recent savage teardown by Phantom Spunker eligible for these awards or must he wait until next year?
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Are new posts such as the recent savage teardown by Phantom Spunker eligible for these awards or must he wait until next year?
These would be 2022.
Best to move it to the best quotes for archiving.
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;D. ;D
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;D. ;D
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The gypsy life is relatively free. Not that gypsies have ever contributed anything to society...unless you consider fortune telling a contribution.
What have you contributed to society, Jackass!
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That pisses me off a bit. You are literally joking about the deaths of my Grandmother, my Father, and my mother, all dying in the same year?
Fuck you.
Keep it private and you won’t have a problem, Bigmouth!
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I'm conflicted about bhank.
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I'm conflicted about bhank.
Outed.
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Posting just to stay in the loop.
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Having not been nominated for anything, I won't be accepting any awards this year.
Story of my life . Thanks for nothing. :'(
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I'm conflicted about bhank.
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Having not been nominated for anything, I won't be accepting any awards this year.
Story of my life . Thanks for nothing. :'(
Nominees haven't even been listed fool.
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Nominees haven't even been listed fool.
He supposedly taught generations of kids.
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I'm busy clearing my mantle. Any Getbig award would look great between my mother and father's urns.
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I'm busy clearing my mantle. Any Getbig award would look great between my mother and father's urns.
I'm sure you'd get one , if you convinced me to cremate myself. :D
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Nominees haven't even been listed fool.
In that case I hereby nominate BHanks for 2021 getbigger of the year.
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In that case I hereby nominate BHanks for 2021 getbigger of the year.
To the general masses: Feel free to discuss potential nominees here. It will have zero impact, but we do appreciate your input.
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It's about time.....
I think I'm going to clean up.
Lots of room above the fireplace.
Have you kept to your resolution so far in 2022 to exercise and get healthy? :)
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Have you kept to your resolution so far in 2022 to exercise and get healthy? :)
You have a sickness. I bet you are taxing your body too far in the "healthy direction".
Your "mirror muscles" mean nothing, when it comes to actual health.
We honestly need to stop equating muscles to being healthy. There isn't as much correlation as you think.
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You have a sickness. I bet you are taxing your body too far in the "healthy direction".
Your "mirror muscles" mean nothing, when it comes to actual health.
We honestly need to stop equating muscles to being healthy. There isn't as much correlation as you think.
12,172 steps as of 1:23 pm
Did 45 Minutes of Cardio on the elliptical at 4am
Did 45 Minutes of Shoulders, calves, abs, and bis - 4am
You ?
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12,172 steps as of 1:23 pm
Did 45 Minutes of Cardio on the elliptical at 4am
Did 45 Minutes of Shoulders, calves, abs, and bis - 4am
You ?
Meltdown.
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Meltdown.
Yeah - of fat ! ;) :D
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worst poster award is never in question...
Howard and Shizzo are in a close tie.
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You have a sickness. I bet you are taxing your body too far in the "healthy direction".
Your "mirror muscles" mean nothing, when it comes to actual health.
We honestly need to stop equating muscles to being healthy. There isn't as much correlation as you think.
A fat fuck doling out fitness advice. Rich irony, that.
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Nominees haven't even been listed fool.
Can’t fix stupid but you can make them teachers.
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Can’t fix stupid but you can make them teachers.
Early 2022 POTY nomination.
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A fat fuck doling out fitness advice. Rich irony, that.
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You have a sickness. I bet you are taxing your body too far in the "healthy direction".
Your "mirror muscles" mean nothing, when it comes to actual health.
We honestly need to stop equating muscles to being healthy. There isn't as much correlation as you think.
Mirror Muscles lol Soul actually does labor probably the healthiest guy on the board
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You have a sickness. I bet you are taxing your body too far in the "healthy direction".
Your "mirror muscles" mean nothing, when it comes to actual health.
We honestly need to stop equating muscles to being healthy. There isn't as much correlation as you think.
No one expects you to be the next coming of Arnold. Maybe just try and stop drinking and walk around your neighborhood 3 times a week for 30-45 minutes. You are not physically strong enough to weight train.
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Meltdown.
I mean for fuck sake why are you here let this be the year you actually start to get healthy
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I'm not hating, but muscles do not equate to health.
Maybe on par with a calorie is a calorie.
I should write a book.
It would follow my other work: "Jesus Is Santa Clause".
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No one expects you to be the next coming of Arnold. Maybe just try and stop drinking and walk around your neighborhood 3 times a week for 30-45 minutes. You are not physically strong enough to weight train.
He is more likely to get a scooter at Walmart than walk.
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I'm not hating, but muscles do not equate to health.
Maybe on par with a calorie is a calorie.
I should write a book.
It would follow my other work: "Jesus Is Santa Clause".
Dear Shizz,
Please do your responses in video form -
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Dear Shizz,
Please do your responses in video form -
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Shizzo is pretty good in front of a camera. Face is made for radio though
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Shizzo is pretty good in front of a camera. Face is made for radio though
Reflection in a sliding glass door picture quality physique of peace
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Dear Shizz,
Please do your responses in video form -
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Shizzo can be an actor.
There's this show on HBO that I'm watching called "The Righteous Gemstones" and I swear Shizzo could easily have a role in that show.
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When are the awards being announced?
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When are the awards being announced?
That is up to the esteemed OMR.