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[Luolamies]

Yeah, your right. Honestly i don't know that much about music, i just lissen to what ever i feel like...

As far as women go, right now i'm on cloud 9 since i met this Australian fitness instructor when i was in Amsterdam... Were trying to keep it alive via facebook and i really hope that something real comes out of this one. I mean she studies exercise/nutrition something something and we spoke about androgen recoptor saturation and using ketotifen to help with clen etc. on the first date! And she started it... I'd never talk about shit like that with "regular" women. + Shes drop dead gorgeous and fun to boot...

[Arnold jr]

Yeah, your right. Honestly i don't know that much about music, i just lissen to what ever i feel like...

As far as women go, right now i'm on cloud 9 since i met this Australian fitness instructor when i was in Amsterdam... Were trying to keep it alive via facebook and i really hope that something real comes out of this one. I mean she studies exercise/nutrition something something and we spoke about androgen recoptor saturation and using ketotifen to help with clen etc. on the first date! And she started it... I'd never talk about shit like that with "regular" women. + Shes drop dead gorgeous and fun to boot...

You may have found a good one...hope it goes well for you. It's always funny to me when drug talk comes up on a date...I've been asked before, more than once on a first date if I ever took steroids. I never lie, no point IMO, but the reactions sometimes can be pretty great, lol!

OK, here you go Luolamies, check this one out and see if this doesn't rock your balls off...........

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[Luolamies]

You may have found a good one...hope it goes well for you. It's always funny to me when drug talk comes up on a date...I've been asked before, more than once on a first date if I ever took steroids. I never lie, no point IMO, but the reactions sometimes can be pretty great, lol!

OK, here you go Luolamies, check this one out and see if this doesn't rock your balls off...........

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Yeah, think so too, i really hope that it would stay alive regardless of the distance between us...

As for the music, now that's something that you can squat to! But my taste in metal varies a lot. Some examples:

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[Arnold jr]

Yeah, think so too, i really hope that it would stay alive regardless of the distance between us...

As for the music, now that's something that you can squat to! But my taste in metal varies a lot. Some examples:

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The first one I like, Nightwish, I've never been to big of a fan but they're OK, IMO. I have a pretty varied taste myself...I think thrash is probably my favorite kind of metal but I do like all types. Not a big fan though of the Norwegian death/black metal though.

[Arnold jr]

Saw Lamb of God and Metallica tonight...Lamb of God was pretty decent...but Metallica, that was freakin bad fuckin ass!!!!!!

[Luolamies]

Saw Lamb of God and Metallica tonight...Lamb of God was pretty decent...but Metallica, that was freakin bad fuckin ass!!!!!!

AWESOME!

Getting back to the favourite metal bands my top 3 would be:

1. MANOWAR
2. MEGADETH
3. NIGHTWISH

[Luolamies]

Today this weird incident happened at the gym. I was training chest/delts and these couple dudes who literally weighed 1/2 of what i do, maybe even less watched me train for a few minutes very closely, then they started doing EXACTLY what i did and with the same weights. When i noticed that i told them pretty politely that: "guys that's really not a good idea... to which they replied "we can use whatever weight we want" and i said fine. Well long story short the older one only got his ego bruised since he wasn't able to lift my weight off the rack and the young kid started doing delts at the same time as me (side laterals). Anyway it was my last set and he decided to "put me in my place and took a pair of dumbbells double my weight... He looked like he injured himself pretty badly...

Where the fuck do these trolls come from? Evolution must be going down hill and fast! 

[Arnold jr]

Today this weird incident happened at the gym. I was training chest/delts and these couple dudes who literally weighed 1/2 of what i do, maybe even less watched me train for a few minutes very closely, then they started doing EXACTLY what i did and with the same weights. When i noticed that i told them pretty politely that: "guys that's really not a good idea... to which they replied "we can use whatever weight we want" and i said fine. Well long story short the older one only got his ego bruised since he wasn't able to lift my weight off the rack and the young kid started doing delts at the same time as me (side laterals). Anyway it was my last set and he decided to "put me in my place and took a pair of dumbbells double my weight... He looked like he injured himself pretty badly...

Where the fuck do these trolls come from? Evolution must be going down hill and fast! 

Stories like the one you just told should show us that the idea of evolution and the strongest survive is a load of crap. Think about it, the world is becoming more and more full of retards every year...go watch the movie "Idiocracy" one of the dumbest movies of all time, but also, probably a little accurate. It's one of those movies that's funny in a real stupid way.

[Luolamies]

Idiocracy is actually one of my favourite comedies of all time... The thing about survival of the fittest was true when you really had to survive, but todays TRL/American Idol/fast food/telemarketing world people who are average at best do better in many areas of life than people who's cababilities exceed those of the "average Joe" who fell down the tree and hitted his head on every single branch on the way down... A friend of mine is a bonafied genius (mensa and everything) and he has terrible anxiety and other issues with everyday life (work etc.) since it's hard for him to fit in with the retards...

[Arnold jr]

Idiocracy is actually one of my favourite comedies of all time... The thing about survival of the fittest was true when you really had to survive, but todays TRL/American Idol/fast food/telemarketing world people who are average at best do better in many areas of life than people who's cababilities exceed those of the "average Joe" who fell down the tree and hitted his head on every single branch on the way down... A friend of mine is a bonafied genius (mensa and everything) and he has terrible anxiety and other issues with everyday life (work etc.) since it's hard for him to fit in with the retards...

To get the best glimpse of Idiocracy, all you have to do is go to the G&O section of this board....words like "own, meltdown" constant "you're gay, retard" etc....it's almost like watching the movie come to life...it's as if a bunch of Clevon JR's are posting there...do you reemmber that character from the movie, lol?

"Welcome to Carl's JR, would you like to try our BIG ASS FRI!?!"

[Luolamies]

To get the best glimpse of Idiocracy, all you have to do is go to the G&O section of this board....words like "own, meltdown" constant "you're gay, retard" etc....it's almost like watching the movie come to life...it's as if a bunch of Clevon JR's are posting there...do you reemmber that character from the movie, lol?

"Welcome to Carl's JR, would you like to try our BIG ASS FRI!?!"

Amen and don't forget "epic" or "gayer than" etc.

Yeah, that's a fun movie: the president of the USA is an ex-pornstar/pro-wrestler who drives a monster truck...

Or "wa i wrong wih oour crops?

- maybe you should give it some water...

- Water?! Like in the toilet?!

[Arnold jr]

Amen and don't forget "epic" or "gayer than" etc.

Yeah, that's a fun movie: the president of the USA is an ex-pornstar/pro-wrestler who drives a monster truck...

Or "wa i wrong wih oour crops?

- maybe you should give it some water...

- Water?! Like in the toilet?!

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho......that shit is priceless, lol! He's one of the best characters in that movie, lol!

I also love how everyone's gotten so lazy that when they say "masturbation" it's been shortened to just "bating" lol!

[Luolamies]

And Starbucks = Brothel

[Rimbaud]

I recently rediscovered NIN's "Pretty Hate Machine" & I've been tearing it up at the gym.

[Luolamies]

So we've all been extra horny on cycle, but this is what it did last night at work: There's this young girl 20 i believe and i allways thought that she was kind of cute but nothing else. So last night we were working together and she had taken these hair extensions and had colored her hair black. Now she looks incredible. So we're together at work and she calls me over so i jump over this table on to another table and walk on tables to get to her then i pick her up carry her all around the workplace for like few a minutes... She starts to laugh (we're good friends) then she asks me what i'm gonna do and i just tell her: "I'm gonna do you NOW!" Then she looks at me and starts smiling, then i have a moment of clarity and i put her down and tell her "i was just kidding." She's dating a friend of mine and so on... Anyway all through the night she's teasing me and getting crazier and hornier by the minute, i didn't think i could get through the night with my painful erections, but i did and tonight and tomorrow we're gonna pull a 12-hour night shift at work together...

PS. I'm on nothing, but 10 mg of dianabol a day...

Also as previously stated it's a bad idea to fuck around the work place and it sure as hell is bad to do crazy shit like this, but to be honest i'd be happy to get fired since i'm union guy and i'd get allmost the same money from the union if id get fired and i wouldn't have to do anything... but it will never come to that and gladly we're good friends, but i'm telling you guys if she keeps grabbing my chest my head is gonna explode!

[Luv2Hurt]

So we've all been extra horny on cycle, but this is what it did last night at work: There's this young girl 20 i believe and i allways thought that she was kind of cute but nothing else. So last night we were working together and she had taken these hair extensions and had colored her hair black. Now she looks incredible. So we're together at work and she calls me over so i jump over this table on to another table and walk on tables to get to her then i pick her up carry her all around the workplace for like few a minutes... She starts to laugh (we're good friends) then she asks me what i'm gonna do and i just tell her: "I'm gonna do you NOW!" Then she looks at me and starts smiling, then i have a moment of clarity and i put her down and tell her "i was just kidding." She's dating a friend of mine and so on... Anyway all through the night she's teasing me and getting crazier and hornier by the minute, i didn't think i could get through the night with my painful erections, but i did and tonight and tomorrow we're gonna pull a 12-hour night shift at work together...

PS. I'm on nothing, but 10 mg of dianabol a day...

Also as previously stated it's a bad idea to fuck around the work place and it sure as hell is bad to do crazy shit like this, but to be honest i'd be happy to get fired since i'm union guy and i'd get allmost the same money from the union if id get fired and i wouldn't have to do anything... but it will never come to that and gladly we're good friends, but i'm telling you guys if she keeps grabbing my chest my head is gonna explode!

Sounds like you need to get laid bro.

[Luolamies]

Sounds like you need to get laid bro.

That's for sure...

[Luolamies]

Yesterday i got a case of Vodka, hockey tickets and a raise, so all is well in my world...

Jokerit (my home team from Helsinki) VS Florida Panthers, exhibition match. That was last night and it was fun even though none of them played too seriously, which was a disappointment... Then i drank with friends till 6 am... And i don't have any kind of an hangover...

PS. and this crazy bitch spanked me with a whip at the after party...
(Did not like that shit one bit).

[abc123]

Wait, so did you hit it?  You said she used a whip?

[Luolamies]

Wait, so did you hit it?  You said she used a whip?

No i didn't... That bitch was fucked up, also my brother likes her and i letted him have her...

PS. I've been partying three days in a row and i have a few days left to go...

[Arnold jr]

This stuff is some of the best funniest stuff I've ever heard in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care what kind of music you like, there is no way you can't find this stuff hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steel Panther, new debut album came out today. Enjoy!

"Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)"

"Turn Out the Lights"

"The Shocker"

[Arnold jr]

OK, I cannot believe I am the only one here who thinks those songs above are just about the most Champion thing of all time...am I missing something or has this board become that prudish?

[Luolamies]

That's some funny shit right there! As far as the locker room goes, i think that most guys have given up on it...

SAD BUT TRUE...

[Arnold jr]

That's some funny shit right there! As far as the locker room goes, i think that most guys have given up on it...

SAD BUT TRUE...

I guess so. This used to be one of my favorite threads on here, especially before the original locker room thread got deleted.

[Arnold jr]

That's some funny shit right there! As far as the locker room goes, i think that most guys have given up on it...

SAD BUT TRUE...

You know as funny as it is, what makes it even better is those guys are dead serious. Here's some more good ones for you........

"Death To All But Metal" Hysterical and awesome all at the same time...this song kicks major ass. Sara Silverman in the video is pretty funny. Anyone who doesn't like this one is a fag...I just don't see any way around it.

"Party All Night Fuck All Day"