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Title: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: BayGBM on March 07, 2009, 06:34:19 PM
Last week in a meeting with colleagues someone asked me if I saw a (college) presidency in my future.  I said "no" but what I was thinking was “hell no!”  I do not understand the appeal of that job.  Too much of your time is spent begging for money (fundraising) and no matter how much you manage to raise you never raise enough.  You are always having to say “no” to people and generating enemies along the way.  The job is nothing but a stress machine… no wonder there are always tons of presidential searches underway.  The typical President lasts only five years...

http://chronicle.com/jobs/500/100/

Would you want to be a college president?  ???

Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: Butterbean on March 08, 2009, 08:18:08 AM
No
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: body88 on March 09, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
Hey guys....I wanted to grab your opinion on something very important.  I figured GB was the perfect place to get some reasonable, educated, advice!

Would any of you consider becoming president of GM?  One of my employees asked me "when I was going to become the CEO of a major cooperation" the other day in a meeting.  I'm thinking - "hell-no"!  Do you know the state of American car manufactures right now?  WHY IN THE FUCK would I want to head up a company like GENERAL MOTERS!?

Shit!  I have to fly.....Donald Trump just walked in for some financial advice....see ya!
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: Dos Equis on March 09, 2009, 12:54:52 PM
Quote from: body88 on March 09, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
Hey guys....I wanted to grab your opinion on something.  I figured GB was the perfect place to get some reasonable, educated, advice!

Would any of you consider being president of GM?  One of my employees asked me "when I was going to become the CEO of a major cooperation" the other day in a meeting.  I'm thinking - "hell-no"!  Do you know the state of American car manufactures right now?  WHY IN THE FUCK would want to head up a company like GENERAL MOTERS!?

Shit!  I have to fly, Donald Trump just walked in for some financial advice....see ya!

Hahahaha!   ;D
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 09, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: body88 on March 09, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
Hey guys....I wanted to grab your opinion on something very important.  I figured GB was the perfect place to get some reasonable, educated, advice!

Would any of you consider becoming president of GM?  One of my employees asked me "when I was going to become the CEO of a major cooperation" the other day in a meeting.  I'm thinking - "hell-no"!  Do you know the state of American car manufactures right now?  WHY IN THE FUCK would I want to head up a company like GENERAL MOTERS!?

Shit!  I have to fly.....Donald Trump just walked in for some financial advice....see ya!

ROFL
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: YoungBlood on March 09, 2009, 08:32:43 PM


Only if I get to cop a feel on all the hot incoming college girls. ;D
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: body88 on March 10, 2009, 10:37:34 AM
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 09, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
ROFL

So your saying that you think I should take over the mutli-billion dollar company - "ROFL"? 
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on March 10, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
Quote from: body88 on March 10, 2009, 10:37:34 AM
So your saying that you think I should take over the mutli-billion dollar company - "ROFL"? 

I guess if nothing better comes your way.  :-\

 ;D
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: body88 on March 10, 2009, 07:20:43 PM
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 10, 2009, 11:12:44 AM
I guess if nothing better comes your way.  :-\

 ;D


Thanks for the offer.....HOWEVER, I'm looking at a high level position within the United States Government, currently.  A guy named Barack Obama (WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, I MEAN REALLY!?) gave me a call while I was flying my chopper to the gold plating factory to get my golf clubs dipped in gold and he asked me to take a high level position within his cabinet?  I don't think the money is right though.  I mean I need to make AT LEAST 5-60 million per year!  Do you think I should post about this issue on the main board?  I bet some of those guys have some great advice that they can give me. I might as well fix the fucking economy while I'm at it.  Sometimes I wonder why these IDIOTS can't fix the worlds biggest problem more easily.

Shit, gotta run, Warren Buffest just came in - He's asking me for more advice on his investments....idiot :)

Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: BayGBM on March 02, 2024, 11:27:53 AM
It took a while, but I am almost there.  8)
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: Sissysquats on March 02, 2024, 12:01:57 PM
 College prez, dealing with libs all day long. Fuck no! Besides, I’d get fired in the first 15 minutes for refusing to use fantasyland pronouns.
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: IroNat on March 02, 2024, 01:06:51 PM
They give you a mansion to live in.

Hells yeah.
Title: Re: Would you want to be a college president?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 05, 2024, 12:15:08 AM
Quote from: YoungBlood on March 09, 2009, 08:32:43 PM

Only if I get to cop a feel on all the hot incoming college girls. ;D
Yes, freshmen only. After the first year they become fat, tatted up, blue haired feminazis.