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Juniors house warming party
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:45:48 AM »
when is it

why has it taken six months to happen  ???
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 08:49:33 AM »
when is it

why has it taken six months to happen  ???

I thought he was buying cash  ??? which sols can knock out in 4 to 6 weeks.

Uncle Junior Al Fayed

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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 08:59:26 AM »
initially it was june now its october

brutal conveyancing of peace
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 09:06:13 AM »
Obviously you never bought a house in this country, takes 2-3 months on average to complete and exchange, it's highly fucking retarded.
Have to get all the searches complete, all kinds of legal shit, stamp duty, water, electric, fixtures and fittings, money laundering rules, proof of funds, approve draft contracts,....blah blah blah.
August is also horrible time cos every one is on holiday and solicitors are always fucking slow.

Mwah
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We're the same age, I bought my first ever house when I was 21...what were doing at your mum's attic at 21?
 
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 09:15:17 AM »
initially it was june now its october

brutal conveyancing of peace

They're hard at work on Junior's deeds for the new house.  ;D






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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 11:41:57 AM »
Skiving of Uni, going to the bookies from around 2.00pm -5.00pm (morning shift), banging brass in the whorehouse or in hotels of the back pages of Loot Newspaper before the evening shift, then playing poker from around 7-8pm till 3am in the Victoria Casino pretty much 5-6 times a week, getting a kebab or two from Helen's or Maroush, getting hammered every other night drinking & sniffing clubbing (usually Friday and Saturday night), and juggling 6-7 different credit cards, loans, personal debt figuring out  how the fuck I was gonna get out of a 80K hole and elaborating my latest scam to get more dough so I can keep doing all of the above over and over again. That was about the size of it when I was 21

Was fun times.




luckily you have rich parents

all your problems solved  8)
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 11:53:20 AM »
You ever won any of the BIG comps at the Vic?

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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 11:59:19 AM »
My dad is a hard nosed bastard, he never bailed me out in his life. My mum is sweetie pie but she didn't control the purse strings.

I had fucked up credit for a long time. Agreed to pay them half of it and set up payment plans etc.

Now I can get million pound loan or more probably within a week through the business.

But I never do anything on finance these days, waste of money.




you live in their house for free

end of argument
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 01:51:29 PM »
Mid October bigmc is gona go to that house, wether Joon bought it or not he's gona kick the door in and party like a mad man in it.

But between me and you......I dont there's a house at all. Guess we only have to wait four weeks, but this will be a let down bigger than August 6th.
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 03:48:12 PM »
I explained this a million times.
That's my family home where I grew up.
It used to belong to one of my dads property investment companies (through his BVI company) which I am now sole shareholder and director of, so the house is now actually mine now.
 
So I could sell it tomorrow and pocket the cash if I wanted to cupcake. I can't be living in something for free when its fucking mine in the first place. Hope that helps.

I exchanged some equity I had in something else in Dubai to him in exchange for it which made sense to both of us. Not getting into it with you.

If we end up doing business you will never have any of my real info short of signing an NDA with a personal guarantee attached to it with collateral. It's the same with everyone not just you. So suck it up butter cup and sign them papers.

I thought we agreed no trolling is allowed on the UK board, not sure what the fuck you two are up to then?  ???  


Joon melting down...put the whiskey down :-D
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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 05:39:24 PM »
How can you sell the house when your mama and papa are living in it  ???

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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 01:10:54 AM »
you live in their house for free

end of argument

Speaking of which - who gets the attic?

I'm interested but would require it to be de-contaminated & re-carpeted with new matress and sheets and the computer table to be de-spunked.

You can keep the mouse & keyboard.

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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 06:46:01 AM »


If we end up doing business you will never have any of my real info short of signing an NDA with a personal guarantee attached to it with collateral. It's the same with everyone not just you.

 


as if anyone would sign such a document...  ::)

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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2014, 11:52:00 AM »
They're hard at work on Junior's deeds for the new house.  ;D








Lol I love all you guys

The junior hazing has gone on for farrrrrr longer than his "housewarming party save the date wait"

What is this an engagement?

What are we?

GAY????

I suspect when the party happens....

Awful things will occur to the vaginas

Mouths

And butt holes

Of whores

Also, with that in mind, I want to join you guys on the Mexico trip

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Re: Juniors house warming party
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2014, 03:46:14 AM »
whens the party junezilla

set a date and lets get this party started
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