Can this board think of me as an American from now on?

[Army of One]

I wish to join the Americans, the embarrassment of the UK board, BigMC turning in to a dripping Vagina, Junior treating this place like an episode of some reality tv show,BigRo finding himself out in the woods for years only to become a submissive bottom at juniors will for 'sponsorship', BigCyp forgetting that he was once mildly amusing, now has deluded himself in to thinking typing any combination of words in the english language is funny since FatMC and Skorpo suck his dick for whatever he writes, and vice versa.Dorko parading his bosses cars around and his Winny V hairline like its something to be proud of.Arguing like beta females in every thread.A true stain on a once great nation.

[_aj_]

We're only accepting applications from legit alphas. You need a fucking job and be able to fight your way out of a paper bag. We have enough feminized dbags and welfare queens.

[Army of One]

We have enough feminized dbags and welfare queens.

I don't associate with members of the uk board

[Wolfox]

You need to own a firearm to be an official American.

[Army of One]

You need to own a firearm to be an official American.

Will a catapult be ok?

[visualizeperfection]

Skorpio. VP approved beyond refute.

Bigmc and his cyp gimmick are also top tier.

Simple Simon is also "one of the bigger guys", VP approved.

I have considered you along one of worst getbig posters at one time... Your stock has risen considerably of late.  

Please don't make me chin check you.

[Waller]

You need to own a firearm to be an official American.

If he sets one of his arms on fire will that count?

[chaos]

You need to own a firearm to be an official American.

x2
Pics of  some* of your guns.
Pic of your Bible.
Pic of the American flag flying on your front porch. Required for consideration.

*Never admit to every gun you own, never know who's watching. 

[Army of One]

x2
Pics of  some* of your guns.
Pic of your Bible.
Pic of the American flag flying on your front porch. Required for consideration.

*Never admit to every gun you own, never know who's watching. 

Bible?as in the steroid bible?

[SF1900]

Gun, bible and constitution and youre good to go.

[Hulkotron]

Gargling Manplums is welcome in my America any time.

[Shockwave]

I wish to join the Americans, the embarrassment of the UK board, BigMC turning in to a dripping Vagina, Junior treating this place like an episode of some reality tv show,BigRo finding himself out in the woods for years only to become a submissive bottom at juniors will for 'sponsorship', BigCyp forgetting that he was once mildly amusing, now has deluded himself in to thinking typing any combination of words in the english language is funny since FatMC and Skorpo suck his dick for whatever he writes, and vice versa.Dorko parading his bosses cars around and his Winny V hairline like its something to be proud of.Arguing like beta females in every thread.A true stain on a once great nation.

I always thought of you as an American. I was shocked to find out you were british.

[WalterWhite]

Gun, bible and constitution and youre good to go.

This and please don't ask for decorating advise.  

[visualizeperfection]

I always thought of you as an American. I was shocked to find out you were british.

He's not British.

[DroppingPlates]

We're only accepting applications from legit alphas. You need a fucking job and be able to fight your way out of a paper bag. We have enough feminized dbags and welfare queens.

True

[tu_holmes]

x2
Pics of  some* of your guns.
Pic of your Bible.
Pic of the American flag flying on your front porch. Required for consideration.

*Never admit to every gun you own, never know who's watching.  

I recommend a King James and New International Versions of the Bible on hand.

That will expedite your path to citizenship.

[visualizeperfection]

True

Shitstain has a job.

[forillagorilla]

Gun, bible and constitution and youre good to go.

Actually if you are proficient in all three it IS all you need..

[DroppingPlates]

Shitstain has a job.

I know, but I was referring to that bold written part 

[visualizeperfection]

I know, but I was referring to that bold written part 

Ah yes.

He likely has the estrogen count of a 21 year old bar slut.

[che]

I wish to join the Americans,

If we can trade Shizzo to the Brits for Army of One , I have no objection .

[visualizeperfection]

If we can trade Shizzo to the Brits for Army of One , I have no objection .

Its really a win/win.

[the trainer]

This is what I have discovered about the UK 4 from reading their threads.

Simple Simon a prissy premadonna closet homo who loves to stalk his fellow getbiggers.

Skorp thinks he is a stud loves to show off and secretly love ladyboys.

Bigmc has a crush on skorp and love to oil wrestle with other men.

Bigcyp fantasize about muscle men and decides to change his career field in midlife and study to become a  proctologist so he can put his finger up men butthole.

[tu_holmes]

Its really a win/win.

Not for the Brits.

[polychronopolous]

It's a tricky question.

As far as bringing together the "100% Murica hell yeah" attitude PLUS being interesting and entertaining that would be along the lines of your Roger Bacons and Soul Crushers.

Shizzo is pretty pro American.

I think we just hold our Brits around here to a lower standard because they seem to have such a getbig stigma of mutual masturbation and kissing each other's ass via phone calls and pm's to make a name for themselves instead of just coming on here and being regular dudes who bring interesting content.

It always seems to be one Soap Opera after another with those guys.

So in that regard, for sure there is a difference.