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Out of the Mouths of Babes
« on: May 16, 2014, 10:52:45 AM »
We all know LifeSavers right? ...that delicious candy with the little hole...
Then this should make you smile. You have to love little kids.

A kindergarten teacher handed lifesavers candy to her class asking them to guess their flavours

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red  ............ Cherry
Yellow ........ Lemon
Green ......... Lime
Orange ....... Orange
Purple ........ Grape

Finally the teacher gave them HONEY lifesavers, but none of the kids could identify the taste.

The teacher said "I'll give you all a little clue. It's what your Mom sometimes call your Dad."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled at the top of her lungs:

"Oh my Gawd! They're assholes!"

The Teacher had to leave the room!   ;D