1) MONSTER blue walls!2) EPIC cheap mismatched furniture. A college apartment I'm assuming?- Not my place.3) Even though you're the only one in the pic not wearing panty-hose, you're still the most feminine looking. Sorry I dont go both ways. Try someone else.4) Does the girl to your left know how st00pid she looks trying to flash gang signs?It's also a peace sign.5) The one smoking the cigarette looks the drunkest. Did you at least fucck her before she passed out and/or puked?Hahaha. 6) With your physique, why do you post on a BB board?- Because it is fun. Now after this, I assume you will show us better pics? Of you slowly wanking yourself to an early grave?
I thought we could make a thread where we show pics with ourselves and some chicks.. the pimpage potential is great and I belive the thread should go on for longer than the truce thread!! Come on now guys! Show how the pimpage is done!
Bump for pics! Come on, surely you must have som pics in your files? massive cred points from everyonehell wtf I can start:
jimmy i want more pics of that ass.
Thats ok, this thread will teach you. Lesson nr.1 chicks love tha tongue.
That is XERXES = SEXREX approved.
Try to be funny elsewhere. IF you have game, you are allowed to post here, if not, youre posts are just rubbish.ABC OF BEING A PLAYER:1. TalkingIt is important to always find a fitting subject of conversation, ask questions and make it look like your interested in the bitches view on shit. Dont get to interested though, there's a fine line between interested and annoying. Many newbies suck here.2. Look goodIf you're fat, or not as pretty as me, dont give up. You can still attract women. Shave your beard, or create something cool out of it. Most chicks don't like long beard. It is intimidating. Shower, you must always be clean, and smell good. I prefer Armani, gotten numerous comments on how good it smells. Dress nice. If you're poor as shit, you can still dress nice. Get professional help, if you have a problem with this I cannot help you.3. ActingWhen you're trying to pick a girl up. Be a SMOOTH ####, even if you're a virgin or very nervous. Act like you've done this one million times before. Because no matter how much people "hate" players, there is a reason to why we always end up with someone. Alot of people will tell you to pretend shes a buddy of yours, dont do that, it sounds gay and you might fart in her face.Debussey Im sure you have more to add to this? Davidpaul?
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is without a doubt the funniest shit i've ever read on here, what's even funnier is that i think you actually believe it.
