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Title: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 06, 2021, 03:03:04 AM
ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 13, 2021, 10:32:26 AM
As a man, some things are beneath me. Riding a bicycle is one of them.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 04, 2021, 11:29:11 AM
ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
A guy making them would be weird.  Sexy women making them is very relaxing.  I listen to 2 or 3 a day.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 05, 2021, 10:25:35 AM
I get occasional tinnitus and was looking to drown it out at night. It was some guy I accidentally clicked on. Fucking thing was disgusting! I was horrified.
Don't listen to a guy, that's gay. ;D  I listen to classical music all night when I sleep.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 10, 2021, 12:39:29 PM
Day 13 of hotel quarantine and I am horrified by my twinkish reflection in the mirror. I have successfully dismissed all attempts to initiate conversation from the mutant expats, though. I am now changing my focus in life and giving myself ten years to become a millionaire. Once that is achieved, I'll become a recluse, run a mastiff rescue, and spend all day looking at The Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks.
How do you plan on making the million?
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 19, 2021, 05:57:49 PM
Listening to Hall & Oates.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 20, 2021, 02:39:32 AM
Listening to Hall & Oates.
Maneater?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 20, 2021, 06:47:58 AM
Maneater?

Haha, no, 'Out of Touch', but that is a tune.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 23, 2021, 03:36:09 AM
I do love a good can of wine.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 23, 2021, 03:37:34 AM
I do love a good can of wine.
A bottle is better.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2021, 02:05:43 AM
A bottle is better.

Usually, but sunny days in the park with friends call for something a little more lowbrow. Those white wine tins are ace.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 24, 2021, 06:34:06 AM
Just watched Riders of Justice. Great film; very funny. Love the fat guy Emmenthaler.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 30, 2021, 06:01:37 AM
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 31, 2021, 02:38:43 AM
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 08, 2021, 07:21:18 AM
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 08, 2021, 07:25:20 AM
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 08, 2021, 06:33:09 PM
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.

Haha, I suppose it would!
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 18, 2021, 11:48:19 AM
Margot Robbie is so stunningly beautiful that I want to smash my penis with a mallet and disembowel myself every time I look at her.
Wouldn't you rather just fuck her instead?
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 19, 2021, 02:31:02 AM
Absolutely. It's the frustration that arises from knowing I can't that makes me want to tear myself limb from limb.
They all feel the same when you are up in them.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 20, 2021, 04:57:29 AM
haha, that sounds horrendous. I feel like I've inadvertently degraded the cultured spirit of this thread with too much sex talk. I need to get things back on track and focus on more innocent topics such as Down's syndrome and formal footwear.
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 23, 2021, 06:10:12 AM
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D
I'm scared to go in there these days - Primemuscle is always lurking and ready to sneak up on someone and sniff their hair.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 23, 2021, 11:55:35 AM
Exciting stuff: I'm moving back to the Middle East! Can't wait to eat nothing but bread and beans and look like shit.
On a positive note you'll get a young wife.  The Taliban is going door to door in Afghanistan and assigning any female 15 or older a husband.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 24, 2021, 11:04:55 AM
They've got their priorities in order  :-X.
They say they are committed to fighting climate change as well.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 25, 2021, 03:37:10 AM
Word on the street is they're big on gender-neutral bathrooms, too. I just hope they preserve man-love Thursday.
Goat- love Friday.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 02, 2021, 09:45:30 AM
I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 02, 2021, 11:23:45 AM
I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.
Dogs are the best companions.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 09, 2021, 03:04:38 AM
Prob shouldn't document my psychological ups and downs or whereabouts here! Arrived at my new home now for the next year. Fun times.
Getbig is great therapy.  You get a dose of reality instead of the fantasy you get everywhere else.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 09, 2021, 04:05:15 AM
Getbig is great therapy.  You get a dose of reality instead of the fantasy you get everywhere else.

I think it's the opposite for me. It's a great place to take the piss out of each other and say stupid shit. Although it's also hilarious when some deluded bodybuilder turns up and gets torn apart, lol.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 15, 2021, 12:08:34 PM
Had an armed militia visit me today - but thankfully not to shove me into an orange jumpsuit and decapitate me. Just wanted me to take a look at a bomb they found. Also skipping chest day today because I can't be bothered.
Were they "White Nationalists?"
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 17, 2021, 09:21:05 AM
I love the hardman martial artist and pussy slayer gimmicks that crop up on Getbig. They always crack me up. Tunza Muscle, as much as it pains me to agree with Canning, was God-tier. And the story one guy wrote claiming to be a bodybuilder with two master's degrees who had some other man's kid say 'I wish you were my dad' in front of him still makes me laugh.
This is the land of giants.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 24, 2021, 02:51:54 AM
Lately I've been feeling compelled to step into a boxing ring and damage some more brain cells. I hoped this aspect of myself would diminish with age, but it only seems to escalate. Maybe I'll take on a transgender in da cage.
Just read Getbig everyday.  That damages enough brain cells.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 02, 2021, 12:34:35 PM
It's kicking off big time today while I'm trying to sunbathe. Small arms, rockets, mortars, etc. I feel that if I could just add a few inches to my arms, I'd be able to bring all parties to the table for peace talks.
Big arms cure many ills.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 02, 2021, 09:19:36 PM
Big arms cure many ills.

They're a universally respected attribute for sure. Everyone wants to know the secret to big arms.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 03, 2021, 08:51:01 AM
They're a universally respected attribute for sure. Everyone wants to know the secret to big arms.
The secret is that most can't build them.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 08, 2021, 09:08:21 AM
Michael Bolton is a living legend. Not only is his vocal range amazing, but he's clearly a shagger of biblical proportions. While all the men were busy mocking his admittedly abominable mullet, he was banging the living hell out of probably every housewife in America throughout the 1980s. I tip my hat to the man.
There is no doubt he gets lots of poon.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on October 10, 2021, 04:42:19 PM
Michael Bolton is a living legend. Not only is his vocal range amazing, but he's clearly a shagger of biblical proportions. While all the men were busy mocking his admittedly abominable mullet, he was banging the living hell out of probably every housewife in America throughout the 1980s. I tip my hat to the man.

I had no idea

Talking of mullets, was that a mullet that Bumstead was rocking at the Olympia?  Maybe they're making a comeback - who's with me..?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Primemuscle on October 10, 2021, 04:49:01 PM
I slept too late this morning. Gotta quit this. Life's to short to spend a lot of time in bed....sleeping, that is.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 10, 2021, 10:26:53 PM
I had no idea

Talking of mullets, was that a mullet that Bumstead was rocking at the Olympia?  Maybe they're making a comeback - who's with me..?

I think I saw that guy rocking one, yeah.  I'm entirely committed to forming a gang of mullet-sporting Getbig trolls.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 11, 2021, 02:06:35 AM
I slept too late this morning. Gotta quit this. Life's to short to spend a lot of time in bed....sleeping, that is.
Sleeping is the ultimate relaxation.  Most don't get enough.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Primemuscle on October 11, 2021, 01:55:43 PM
Sleeping is the ultimate relaxation.  Most don't get enough.

It is not so much how long you sleep as how deep you sleep. Power naps are great!
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 11, 2021, 03:24:28 PM
It is not so much how long you sleep as how deep you sleep. Power naps are great!
Yes, they are.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 14, 2021, 06:08:14 AM
Finally managed to get a decent Wi-Fi signal and watch the Fury vs Wilder fight. Amazing. I'm very happy for Fury. He's always been unashamedly true to himself. I remember years ago everyone used to trash him on here. I always thought he was going to be great. Now I think it's fair to say he's one of the UK's all-time greats.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 14, 2021, 10:21:03 AM
Finally managed to get a decent Wi-Fi signal and watch the Fury vs Wilder fight. Amazing. I'm very happy for Fury. He's always been unashamedly true to himself. I remember years ago everyone used to trash him on here. I always thought he was going to be great. Now I think it's fair to say he's one of the UK's all-time greats.
For it's size, the UK produces some great boxers.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 20, 2021, 10:08:55 AM
I often find myself imitating Delia Smith's infamous 'WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S BE HAVING YOU!' speech when I'm searching for random items in cupboards. I'll never forget those rousing words.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on October 20, 2021, 02:24:05 PM
I often find myself imitating Delia Smith's infamous 'WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S BE HAVING YOU!' speech when I'm searching for random items in cupboards. I'll never forget those rousing words.

Not sure why, but that forced a chuckle out of me at the memory ;D



'Corporate hospitality' 🥂🍷🍾LOL ;D
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 21, 2021, 03:39:12 AM
Not sure why, but that forced a chuckle out of me at the memory ;D



'Corporate hospitality' 🥂🍷🍾LOL ;D

She was clearly just sat in her box getting absolutely shit faced and thought, 'Right, that's it. Time to rally the troops.'😂
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 24, 2021, 02:59:35 PM
I believe it would be a big triumph for women's MMA, along with feminism in general, if we were to include pubic hair status in their stats.

Rose Namajunas
HEIGHT: 5' 5"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs.
REACH: 65"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Completely shaved

Jessica Andrade
HEIGHT: 5' 1"
WEIGHT: 125 lbs.
REACH: 62"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Full bush

Tecia Torres
HEIGHT: 5' 1"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs.
REACH: 60"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Landing strip

It would just give the fans that something 'extra' to take interest in. And personally, I'd always root for a landing strip over a full bush.
Pretty sure they are all shaved.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 25, 2021, 09:21:07 AM
I'm suspicious of some of the bull dykes. A huge minge might be a tactical advantage.
An advantage from the smell?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on October 26, 2021, 02:18:16 PM
Imagine getting choked out with your face stuck inches away from Amanda Nunes's unkempt bush peeking out at you.

Parsh.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 28, 2021, 05:40:02 AM
I currently have the worst chicken legs of all time. I'm not really sure what to do about this. Perhaps huge amounts of bodyweight squats, but it might be easier just to commit suicide.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on October 29, 2021, 07:53:47 PM
I currently have the worst chicken legs of all time. I'm not really sure what to do about this. Perhaps huge amounts of bodyweight squats, but it might be easier just to commit suicide.

I guarantee you that they're not as bad as you think they are - dysmorphia is a helluva thing ;)

While we're on the subject of legs, funnily enough, that thread where peeps are giving bhanky shit about his 405 squat has made me pick up the pace a little - did front squats this week for the first time in ages - wicked DOMS too LOL - true story
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 08, 2021, 08:51:36 AM
My stupid fucking trousers must be made of some sort of magical material that can absorb a microscopic trace of urine through my boxers and turn it into a prodigious lake of undeniable piss down my leg. I spent about five minutes rubbing myself with tissue paper so vigorously that I'm surprised I didn't get a fire going.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on November 08, 2021, 08:56:44 AM
My stupid fucking trousers must be made of some sort of magical material that can absorb a microscopic trace of urine through my boxers and turn it into a prodigious lake of undeniable piss down my leg. I spent about five minutes rubbing myself with tissue paper so vigorously that I'm surprised I didn't get a fire going.

Salt & vinegar piss, presumably?

 ;D
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 22, 2021, 04:13:03 AM
Anyone know about computer games? My young nephews are getting a PS5 and I want to get them a game for Christmas. They like shooting people, which is fine, but I don't want them running around raping prostitutes and stuff like that.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 22, 2021, 09:49:28 AM
Anyone know about computer games? My young nephews are getting a PS5 and I want to get them a game for Christmas. They like shooting people, which is fine, but I don't want them running around raping prostitutes and stuff like that.
Is the Kenosha 2020 shootout available yet on PS5?
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 23, 2021, 06:14:24 AM
Is the Kenosha 2020 shootout available yet on PS5?

That one went over my head and I Googled it to check.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on November 23, 2021, 09:43:04 AM
I went to a compound and had a go on one of those 'air bikes' today, and it's got me reconsidering things. I've always hated cycling, and I never felt that I could really push myself to exhaustion in the same way that I could with sprinting. However, my legs and knees are fairly battered these days, and I was definitely breathing hard today (no homo?). I might adopt it as my main form of cardio now.

Yeah, my old AirDyne is the only bit of equipment I've got at home that I use regularly until I finish putting my home gym together - loved her from the first time I sat on her LOL

The way I can swap arms and legs in and out and get some pulling up top is what I like about it... that and the comfortable farmers saddle I put on there! ;D

How's the Pringles addiction going..?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 24, 2021, 01:25:35 AM
That one went over my head and I Googled it to check.
:D
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 15, 2021, 02:49:35 AM
Now they're eating seeds out the palms of their hands like gerbils! Seeds! People are so annoying. I wish I could live on an island with nothing but a few sluts and loads of animals.
The sluts would be annoying.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 17, 2021, 03:10:27 AM
I'm no longer going to read Getbig just before I go to sleep. Had a dream last night that I beat Primemuscle to death after he climbed into my bed and tried to spoon me.
:-X
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 18, 2021, 10:30:34 AM
She looks like a human alien hybrid.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 20, 2021, 03:10:58 AM
I know, it's amazing. The only thing that could make her hotter would be having a stump or a little pig's trotter for a hand.
2 vaginas.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on December 20, 2021, 08:43:54 AM
2 vaginas.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/640/962/d91.gif)
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 21, 2021, 02:16:58 AM
And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 21, 2021, 11:58:47 AM
She was a goddess. Three tits, two vaginas, one arm, alien-like bone structure ... we've created my dream woman.
:-\
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on December 24, 2021, 01:59:58 AM
And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.

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Parsh

Throw in the sexy midget from the same bar and it moves from parsh to pop shot... ;D

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Post by: Taffin on January 08, 2022, 05:37:15 PM
Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.

OK so I had to Google that one - she definitely asked the surgeon for well defined cheek bones at her last facelift! ;D

(http://i.postimg.cc/j2nt2zmQ/u-https-imagesvc-meredithcorp-io-v3-mm-image-url-https-static-onecms-io-wp-content-uplo.jpg)



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Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 09, 2022, 02:53:43 AM
Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.
I am not attracted to nuns.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 10, 2022, 01:04:57 AM
Fruit and veg can get to fuck. I hate the stuff. Don't know how anyone can be bothered to eat five portions a day. I doubt I eat that much in a month. Actually, I did have a big packet of dates in syrup this week - that prob counts.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on January 10, 2022, 03:30:33 AM
Fruit and veg can get to fuck. I hate the stuff. Don't know how anyone can be bothered to eat five portions a day. I doubt I eat that much in a month. Actually, I did have a big packet of dates in syrup this week - that prob counts.

Yeah, if Jeebers 'uninvented' fruit I wouldn't miss it (except vanilla - is that a fruit?)

But vegetables?  Love them, and I'm a lazy sh1t, so a tray of roasted mixed veg, or a steamer full of greens and pak choi, asparagus, etc.  Takes 2 minutes to prep.  Mmmm - yes please...
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 10, 2022, 06:17:41 AM
Yeah, if Jeebers 'uninvented' fruit I wouldn't miss it (except vanilla - is that a fruit?)

But vegetables?  Love them, and I'm a lazy sh1t, so a tray of roasted mixed veg, or a steamer full of greens and pak choi, asparagus, etc.  Takes 2 minutes to prep.  Mmmm - yes please...

That's true - roasted veg is awesome. And I quite like doing deep-fried cauliflower wings. I guess I eat more veg than I'm aware of. I love cooking when I'm home, but it's hardly ever 'healthy.'
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 15, 2022, 02:52:28 AM
I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.
Always use anonymous accounts.
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Post by: Taffin on January 16, 2022, 04:01:29 AM
I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.

Hahaha - been there, done that, bought the T-shirt ;D  This place 'toughens the nipples' and I sometimes forget to dial it down in the pussified outside world


Always use anonymous accounts.

Yes, I think it might have been you that advised me to do that somewhere else on the board a couple of weeks ago?  So I set up a Proton mail account, which seems pretty secure, and when I get round to it I'm going to use that to create a new YouTube persona
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Post by: Primemuscle on January 16, 2022, 11:37:39 AM
That's true - roasted veg is awesome. And I quite like doing deep-fried cauliflower wings. I guess I eat more veg than I'm aware of. I love cooking when I'm home, but it's hardly ever 'healthy.'

Go raw. One of the best ways to eat fruits and vegetables is to eat them raw.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on January 16, 2022, 02:04:35 PM
Go raw. One of the best ways to eat fruits and vegetables is to eat them raw.

Prime - a lot of things are better raw... a lot ;D.  But not veg my friend, are you serious..?  Raw corn on the cob, broccoli, asparagus, aubergine...?  Do you eat them that way?

Even my lunatic vegan farmer friends cook most things, and they are close to living the caveman lifestyle (chopping their own wood, growing everything, eating flowers, etc)
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Primemuscle on January 16, 2022, 04:03:05 PM
Prime - a lot of things are better raw... a lot ;D.  But not veg my friend, are you serious..?  Raw corn on the cob, broccoli, asparagus, aubergine...?  Do you eat them that way?

Even my lunatic vegan farmer friends cook most things, and they are close to living the caveman lifestyle (chopping their own wood, growing everything, eating flowers, etc)

It was a do as I say, not as I do kind of comment. ;D

I sometimes eat raw vegetables such as carrots, celery,  cucumbers, lettuce, spinach, cabbage (coleslaw) and broccoli is okay raw as is cauliflower...both are in the cabbage family,  tomatoes (which are a fruit or a veg depending on whether you ask a nutritionist or a botanist), and probably some others I can't think of at the moment. Most fruit, I eat raw. Bananas are good cooked into banana bread. There's also zucchini and carrot bread/cake. Many people overcook vegetables IMO, cooking out all the nutrition and antioxidants.   
 
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 21, 2022, 03:33:10 AM
Billy idol: what a ledge. This song is the GOAT.

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Grape Ape on January 21, 2022, 05:50:07 AM
Billy idol: what a ledge. This song is the GOAT.



This is the best version of the song, IMO.   Acoustic, and the guitar is amazing.  Wish I could find video of it...there's others videos with this name, but it's not as good and a different version.  Stevens dials it in sometimes on other versions, but is insane on this one.

I've found a few live versions of songs that I think are better than the studio version besides this one. Metallica's first version of One with the SFSO, and Pantera's Domination Live in Moscow are two.

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on January 21, 2022, 05:54:37 AM
Moving on from Sogster's very rude, vegetable-based interjection, I believe I have a sixth sense when it comes to fat women. I can sense when I'm on the phone with one - just by the sound of her voice. Some of these beasts literally have a fat voice.

Additionally, I can stare at a woman's face and predict the general appearance of her vageen with alarming accuracy. Beefy labia? I can sense it and take swift evasive action. 70s bush? Not for me! These gifts have served me well.

Very interesting.  In my day I also fancied myself to be somewhat of a minge-diviner - I always enjoyed pausing for a second just before the unveiling to see if I was right ;D

Although it appears I may have slightly different preferences to you - I was always on the lookout for a roast beef sandwich with a side of extra penor... the tidy letterbox slit doing absolutely nothing for Little Taffin, unfortunately...


A lascivious young lady visited me for the first time yesterday (work-related) and within two minutes she asked to try some of the cereal I was eating. After a hearty mouthful followed by a spoon lick, she then went back in for seconds and thirds with the same spoon. This sort of piggery can only be attributed to either inexcusable gluttony or an attempt to signal her willingness to swap bodily fluids. I shall attempt to psychically assess the state of her fanny in the near future.

We look forward to your report - WYHI?

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 22, 2022, 05:54:24 AM
This is the best version of the song, IMO.   Acoustic, and the guitar is amazing.  Wish I could find video of it...there's others videos with this name, but it's not as good and a different version.  Stevens dials it in sometimes on other versions, but is insane on this one.

I've found a few live versions of songs that I think are better than the studio version besides this one. Metallica's first version of One with the SFSO, and Pantera's Domination Live in Moscow are two.



Hell of a guitarist, man. I had that Metallica album when it first came out - I remember 'Of Wolf and Man' was awesome with the orchestra. For me, GOAT live version of a song has to be Stevie Ray Vaughn's 'Life without You'. Around ten minutes of some of the greatest blues guitar being absolutely wrenched out. It's impossible to play it too loud.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on January 22, 2022, 06:04:13 AM
LOL. I'm 100% a letterbox man. And yeah, I'd def hit it if I was single. She's a small, blonde Irish girl in her twenties. I fucking hate being in a relationship.

Lotta guys on the board share your pudenda predilections, I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority with this ;D

And it's pretty quiet down here, so full disclosure:  I've been married 20+ years and I love being in a relationship - so the emphasis in WYHI is very much on the W for me - as in Would I Hit It in an alternate reality LOL
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on January 24, 2022, 07:48:15 AM
I do love it but, fuck, it's not always easy. I try to hold myself to something higher than base instincts but sometimes I feel like I'm going to die if I don't have twenty Black mistresses, a secret Indian paramour who gives off a slight whiff of curry, a wheelchair-bound nymphomaniac neighbour and a spicy Latina cook to hand-feed me quesadillas.

Funny you should mention that - this is a complete tangent, but I started a couple of WYHI threads a while back on the G&O - one for dwarf/midget ladies and another for amputees/wheelchair users.  Tried to keep them pretty to give people a reasonable shot at answering, so I went through a lot of pics to find some decent ones.  The thing is, I searched all the pics from Instagram, so I kind of taught their algorithm that I was really into that kind of thing - I'm still getting loads of recommendations months later! ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on January 26, 2022, 09:45:57 AM
I loved that thread (the one with the biffs - not the little bobbleheads). You should def keep the hot amputees coming. I remember seeing this gorgeous African woman in the streets of the UK and she had a little stump at the wrist where it had blatantly been hacked off. I presume she was Liberian/Congolese or something like that. I like to imagine that they gave her the chop as a cheeky punishment for being too sexy.

Your wish is my command then - I'll bump it with some new hotties this weekend ;)

As for the 'bobbleheads' it's surprising what some of them put out on their OnlyFans (or equiv)  :o ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 28, 2022, 03:49:37 AM
Got brutally scammed on a jar of Snickers peanut butter yesterday. What a catastrophe. Cost a fortune and just tastes like sugar, peanuts and oil.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Grape Ape on January 28, 2022, 12:10:52 PM
Got brutally scammed on a jar of Snickers peanut butter yesterday. What a catastrophe. Cost a fortune and just tastes like sugar, peanuts and oil.

That can happen.

We use Teddy peanut butter over here - no oil separation, no sugar, no added shit like palm oil.  Can actually pour it out of the jar.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 29, 2022, 09:54:03 AM
That can happen.

We use Teddy peanut butter over here - no oil separation, no sugar, no added shit like palm oil.  Can actually pour it out of the jar.

I should have packed some of the good stuff and took it out with me. Schoolboy error.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 08, 2022, 12:08:29 PM
Kelly Clarkson is a fat slob and probably uses a CPAP machine to sleep, but God damn, she can sing the fuck out of some songs live.
(https://c.tenor.com/Il89zTAoLYMAAAAC/lawd-baby.gif)
A young tent revival preacher?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on February 09, 2022, 10:05:59 AM
A young tent revival preacher?
Might be one of those DMT ceremonies!
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on February 09, 2022, 10:14:16 AM
Your wish is my command then - I'll bump it with some new hotties this weekend ;)

As for the 'bobbleheads' it's surprising what some of them put out on their OnlyFans (or equiv)  :o ;D

Oops!  Forgot my promise... got caught up in a NFSW 'bobblehead' Telegram group - seen some sights man... ;D

I'll start gathering some 'data'
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on February 20, 2022, 07:48:59 AM
This video never fails to make me laugh. I feel as though the shorts only infantilise him further.

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on February 20, 2022, 08:41:17 AM
Curiosity almost got the better of me and I very nearly searched for the video of that hot bobblehead getting shagged silly after you mentioned it. Thankfully my better judgement (and work laptop blocking any attempt) prevailed!

Hahaha!  I know what you mean kiddo

The new Reddit thread also got kiboshed, so it all moved to Telegram anyway


This video never fails to make me laugh. I feel as though the shorts only infantilise him further.

"What Leo wants, Leo Getz - geddit?"

"They FUCK you in the bagel shop!"


I know he doesn't look like him, but for some reason I got a Joe Pesci vibe from him - very funny when the fella "3 time his size" drops him (gently)  ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on February 21, 2022, 05:57:44 AM
Hahaha!  I know what you mean kiddo

The new Reddit thread also got kiboshed, so it all moved to Telegram anyway


"What Leo wants, Leo Getz - geddit?"

"They FUCK you in the bagel shop!"


I know he doesn't look like him, but for some reason I got a Joe Pesci vibe from him - very funny when the fella "3 time his size" drops him (gently)  ;D

He's a benign, even smaller version of Pesci. My favourite part is when he launches his food down in a rage then decides he actually still wants it, lol.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on February 23, 2022, 12:02:52 PM
Went to an emergency ward next to front lines yesterday. Fucking hell - I'll never slag off the NHS again. They had all sorts of mangled people. Blinded fighters, shelled kids, gunshot victims, people with cancer laying alone and taking their last breaths. It was a nightmare. They even had some guy who got shot in the head with an AK round (entrance and exit wound) and they somehow salvaged him. His IQ is probably low enough now to warrant a Getbig account.

Wow - first part had me feeling really bad for you having to go through that, and for them experiencing it... :-\

Then you hit me with the switcheroo and forced an involuntary (and totally unexpected) legit LOl out of me!  ;D

(http://media.giphy.com/media/4HmjGg306HiLHWlm2f/giphy.gif)

You, Sir, are an evil genius!  (Stay safe please - no homo)
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Post by: Taffin on March 12, 2022, 05:07:32 PM
Currently strolling around the Horn of Africa and spotted a bookseller on the street corner selling Camus, Chomsky, and Machiavelli. Don't want to sound like an effeminate gay homo but I thought that was very cool to see three men I've greatly admired over here, hopefully inspiring younger generations.

You sound like an effeminate gay homo...

But then again, I am one myself, so that's a bit of an own goal... ;) ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: AbrahamG on March 12, 2022, 08:51:34 PM
Currently strolling around the Horn of Africa and spotted a bookseller on the street corner selling Camus, Chomsky, and Machiavelli. Don't want to sound like an effeminate gay homo but I thought that was very cool to see three men I've greatly admired over here, hopefully inspiring younger generations.

My freshmen year in college I was privileged enough to watch a Noam Chomsky speech as he visited our campus. 
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 13, 2022, 01:13:31 AM
You sound like an effeminate gay homo...

But then again, I am one myself, so that's a bit of an own goal... ;) ;D

This is the place where we unite.  ;D

My freshmen year in college I was privileged enough to watch a Noam Chomsky speech as he visited our campus. 

Man, that's very cool. He's a brilliant scientist. I've spoken with him twice and he was incredibly genuine and kind.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on March 13, 2022, 05:26:16 AM
I wish all these new threads about HIV would fuck off. They're giving me heart palpitations. I will never be convinced that I don't have it laying dormant in my blood or something.

Why's that dude?  Been riding bareback on your adventures round the Horn..? ;D

Don't worry - Matt C has worked the stats that show it's impossible for you to contract anything (or I think that's the gist of it)
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 15, 2022, 12:16:59 PM
I think my next goal in life will be to unashamedly become a fatass permabulker. I'll get some dogs again, truly master Italian cooking, and drink enough wine to slowly kill myself while living passionately in a state of bliss.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 18, 2022, 03:20:59 AM
So can the clot shot.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 18, 2022, 04:56:20 AM
So can the clot shot.
Yeah, I read that. I'd take Covid any day over having a stroke face.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: AbrahamG on March 21, 2022, 07:01:22 PM
Lord have mercy. Apparently stress can cause Bell's palsy.

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article21186510.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_PAY-h_MDRUMF_Stress_Paralysed_My_Face-1.jpg)

Fuck that. I am taking up mindfulness and maybe some diazepam in my morning coffee.

She'd make a great centerpiece for a bukkake soiree. 
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 21, 2022, 10:49:02 PM
She'd make a great centerpiece for a bukkake soiree.

Imagine going out for lunch with her and she's trying to drink soup or something. Must be mortifying.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: AbrahamG on March 21, 2022, 11:40:37 PM
Imagine going out for lunch with her and she's trying to drink soup or something. Must be mortifying.

I'd ask the hostess to sit us in the back with the coloured folk. 
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 22, 2022, 08:36:18 AM
I'd ask the hostess to sit us in the back with the coloured folk.

(https://c.tenor.com/DkKn2cUmjDgAAAAM/antonio-banderas.gif)

Impromptu dinner-date with Goodrum.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on March 22, 2022, 11:09:13 AM
James Corden is a fat annoying bastard. I'd love to boot his tits over his shoulders.

100%

I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel like this - I can't put my finger on it, but he's absolutely unbearable

I think that, subconsciously at least, at the heart of it is that old saying that fat people are always friendly - because they can't fight and they can't run away

And he's taken it to a nauseating extreme... :-X
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 22, 2022, 09:33:41 PM
100%

I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel like this - I can't put my finger on it, but he's absolutely unbearable

I think that, subconsciously at least, at the heart of it is that old saying that fat people are always friendly - because they can't fight and they can't run away

And he's taken it to a nauseating extreme... :-X

Yes!

He exudes a pitiful combination of desperation and insecurity in all that he does. A lot of these porkers are the same - always trying to demonstrate that they possess a singing voice or some similar trivial attribute that they think should save them from society's trashcan. As a result, all of their interactions with others appear somewhat inauthentic and contrived because their brains are always in 'panic' mode. And, of course, once they're panicked, the only thing that will calm them down is pancakes and Dr Pepper.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 04, 2022, 02:21:24 AM
Holy fuck, that final episode of Peaky Blinders was awesome. I was hating the first few episodes, but then it became this very dark and moody slow burn where you could tell it was leading up to something special. All the themes of regret, and time, and loss - it was awesome. And the cinematography was incredible. That scene with Arthur and Jeremiah masking up was probably the coolest scene of the entire show.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on April 10, 2022, 03:03:48 AM
'Brutal if true' is starting to affect my real life. Even when I get WhatsApp messages from work regarding serious incidents and important updates, it takes every fibre of my being to resist replying with 'brutal if true.'

Mate - I've lost count of the times I've almost posted a GetBig style (i.e. honest) response to something out there in 'the real world' and then realised at the last second - what the fuck am I doing? LOL

The one I'm most tempted to employ in totally despicable situations is, "would hit"  Even... no.... especially when I don't actually mean it!

Thousands of years ago, before I found GetBig, there was a website called ChristWire, where Poe's Law ruled - it was my first attempt at trolling people - deeply enjoyable
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on April 14, 2022, 09:46:21 AM
Do you remember the halcyon days of Yahoo Answers when it had a green format? I started a massive race-war between Blacks and Asians on there and it lasted for years. I went down as a trolling legend by the end of it and had fans messaging me for a long time after, lol. Sounds brutally pathetic when I actually admit to it, but it still makes me laugh.

Must admit I don't recall that, but it sounds right up my street - did you pretend to be both sides, or just one?  I pretended to be an ultra-Christian - not quite as ultra as those Westboro Baptist lunatics though

One of the ones I remember enjoying was when I wrote about coughing during a prostate exam while the Doc had his digit inserted.  I pretended I was concerned that he'd thought I'd enjoyed it, and so kept coming back to say things like I didn't like the way he looked at my naked body, he cupped my balls a few seconds too long, etc... I had the lefties in howling rage at my 'homophobia'... Lasted a few weeks - towards the end I'd kind of convinced them I was latent and about to come out to my faithful Wife, so they were getting all supportive.  I started asking questions about things like rimming, poppers and lube that they answered earnestly... ;D ;D

Also sounds pathetic - but who gives a fuck - it was hilarious ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on April 29, 2022, 03:54:26 PM
I'm so stupidly tanned just now that it looks completely fake. I also had to walk two fat, little pugs earlier - one of which has a pink harness and lead. I've never looked or felt so brutally, horrifically gay before. I could sense the public staring at me and wishing they could send my perverted soul straight to hell.

I'm going to be honest and just say straight out that I'm jealous of the tan

And I probably already told you this, but back around the beginning of March we picked up a miniature Dachsund that I've named Kiel (short for Kielbasa)

Because he is short-haired, my Wife has already bought him a variety of outfits, and one of her favourites is a little Arun Polo-neck

Who walks him though?  Me, of course ;D

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 01, 2022, 11:54:22 AM
I'm going to be honest and just say straight out that I'm jealous of the tan

And I probably already told you this, but back around the beginning of March we picked up a miniature Dachsund that I've named Kiel (short for Kielbasa)

Because he is short-haired, my Wife has already bought him a variety of outfits, and one of her favourites is a little Arun Polo-neck

Who walks him though?  Me, of course ;D

I've spent almost every weekend tanning on a roof for months, lol. I thought I looked ace but now everyone is calling me Dale Winton and David Dickinson  ;D. I remember you saying about the Dachsund. I love all dogs but these fat little fuckers with their colourful leads are too much! I'm absolutely raging with the dog shelter down in London, though. They fucked me off and said they couldn't place me with the one I applied for 'this time'. I've literally owned the breed before and have no kids.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on May 01, 2022, 11:59:20 AM
I've spent almost every weekend tanning on a roof for months, lol. I thought I looked ace but now everyone is calling me Dale Winton and David Dickinson  ;D. I remember you saying about the Dachsund. I love all dogs but these fat little fuckers with their colourful leads are too much! I'm absolutely raging with the dog shelter down in London, though. They fucked me off and said they couldn't place me with the one I applied for 'this time'. I've literally owned the breed before and have no kids.

What breed are you looking at?  Sorry, I can't seem to see it in the posts above

(And it's no kids that you know of... ;))

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 01, 2022, 12:37:52 PM
What breed are you looking at?  Sorry, I can't seem to see it in the posts above

(And it's no kids that you know of... ;))

 ;D

Haha, fuck, that's true. There's probably one or two in a few dark corners of the world. I'm wanting to get another mastiff. I've applied for a Cane Corso and a Boerboel but I'm not having any luck. I suspect the places might already have owners lined up, but it's probably for the best right now, anyway.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on May 01, 2022, 01:36:46 PM
Haha, fuck, that's true. There's probably one or two in a few dark corners of the world. I'm wanting to get another mastiff. I've applied for a Cane Corso and a Boerboel but I'm not having any luck. I suspect the places might already have owners lined up, but it's probably for the best right now, anyway.

PFFT!!  Gay dogs

You need something as macho as mine - note the multi-point harness so I can restrain his awesome power!

(http://i.postimg.cc/wBQwf5Pv/Kiel.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 01, 2022, 02:12:35 PM
PFFT!!  Gay dogs

You need something as macho as mine - note the multi-point harness so I can restrain his awesome power!

(http://i.postimg.cc/wBQwf5Pv/Kiel.jpg)

 ;D

Haha, he is awesome. I'd have no shame in walking him. I hate that I must look like a wannabe hardman but I feel like my soul is bonded to mastiff breeds and particularly the Boerboel now. It just means that if I get one again soon, I commit to being home.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: AbrahamG on May 05, 2022, 11:21:40 PM
I'd love to catch that meddling cow from Murder, She Wrote sneaking around my house, looking for clues and shit. I'd give her such a bloody hiding.

LMFAO!  Angela Lansbury!  Wow.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on May 06, 2022, 07:04:35 PM
I'd love to catch that meddling cow from Murder, She Wrote sneaking around my house, looking for clues and shit. I'd give her such a bloody hiding.

Would it be vaguely sexual..?
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Post by: AbrahamG on May 06, 2022, 07:37:49 PM
🤣 you guys are killing me.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on May 07, 2022, 04:31:28 AM
It would be brutally sexual in nature. I'd lace up my steel toecaps and give that old gunt between her legs a frightful kicking. have you ever accidentally smashed your balls so hard (on a bicycle frame or something) where all you can do is lay on the ground clutching your crotch while emitting a low-pitched groan for ten minutes? That's what she'd be doing once I'm done with her.

If I'm going to have a snooping dilettante lurking around my premises like a little creep, then it had better be a moustachioed hunk like Magnum P.I.

I have indeed.  I was about 14 IIRC, and strangely enough, in a biological mechanism I have never understood,  it caused me to vomit reflexively... not projectile, you understand?  And just one 'heave' if you follow... Like the incident itself wasn't embarrassing/upsetting enough in itself! ;D

I'm thinking of adding a 'Fuck Angela Lansbury!' T-shirt to my line of bootleg GetBig merch... watch this space... ;)

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 22, 2022, 09:52:24 AM
I wish I became a tailor; it's such an awesome skill to have. It must be such a relaxing and gratifying job.

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 22, 2022, 10:33:51 AM
Listening to Billy Joel's 'Vienna'.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on May 24, 2022, 01:07:35 PM
Currently in panic-mode and deleting all my YouTube comments.

LOL why..?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 25, 2022, 03:29:49 PM
I generally refuse to watch anything with Tom Cruise in it, but I went to see the new Top Gun tonight with my two friends, and I must say, it was really good, haha. Utterly ridiculous in parts, but it had a nostalgic feel to it and they kept the cheesy 80s vibe. Felt great to be back in a cinema and doing normal things.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 04, 2022, 12:57:38 AM
Today has been a morning of unbridled savagery. I didn't realise I'd have to strip to my boxers for a skin check. I ran for a quick piss beforehand, and obviously didn't shake too well. when I stripped off, my heart stopped as I glanced down at yet another massive patch of piss spread out across my light blue boxers. I'm fucking turning into Liam Neeson or some shit. It was a female doctor, too.

And to top it off, I'm a fat cunt. I barely even have a hint of abs right now. I've ate 24 packs of scampi fries over the past two days. This has been the wake-up call I needed. It's time to stop fucking about and get back into fitness properly - diet included.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 04, 2022, 04:34:45 AM
Oh, my! I fear I've become rather enamoured of the brutally-whorish, genetically-predisposed-heart-attack-victim-waiting-to-happen Miley Cyrus. She's got a great stage presence (no homo) and has a pretty awesome voice for covering a range of styles. She absolutely smashes this:



And she's actually looking pretty hot here. I could imagine a dangerously gay man like Primemuscle quickly becoming over-excited watching this live and having to be tazed by the police after galloping around on an imaginary horse and windmilling his penis at everyone.

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on June 04, 2022, 06:31:34 AM
Today has been a morning of unbridled savagery. I didn't realise I'd have to strip to my boxers for a skin check. I'd ran for a quick piss beforehand, and obviously didn't shake too well. when I stripped off, my heart stopped as I glanced down at yet another massive patch of piss spread out across my light blue boxers. I'm fucking turning into Liam Neeson or some shit. It was a female doctor, too.

And to top it off, I'm a fat cunt. I barely even have a hint of abs right now. I've ate 24 packs of scampi fries over the past two days. This has been the wake-up call I needed. It's time to stop fucking about and get back into fitness properly - diet included.

Not your fault.

You, I, and Liam Neeson for that matter, all clearly suffer from the Celtic Curse (need a wheelbarrow to carry our c0cks round).  Trying to ensure our pipes are empty is not as easy as for your regular dudes...p1ss tracks are an occupational hazard...

Oh, and don't worry, I guarantee she was wet too... ;)
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 04, 2022, 11:00:54 AM
Not your fault.

You, I, and Liam Neeson for that matter, all clearly suffer from the Celtic Curse (need a wheelbarrow to carry our c0cks round).  Trying to ensure our pipes are empty is not as easy as for your regular dudes...p1ss tracks are an occupational hazard...

Oh, and don't worry, I guarantee she was wet too... ;)

What we need is a 'horse-cock' board, Taffin. Something elite. Approved members only. Those wanting to join have to send photographs to you, me and OneMoreRep.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 06, 2022, 02:50:41 AM
Listening to Gerry Rafferty's 'Right Down the Line' and thinking hard about how much I'd like a pia colada (no homo). I feel like drinking alcohol in the morning might be a great way for me to start my day.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 06, 2022, 12:13:12 PM
Listening to Gerry Rafferty's 'Right Down the Line' and thinking hard about how much I'd like a pia colada (no homo). I feel like drinking alcohol in the morning might be a great way for me to start my day.
Alcoholics around the world agree.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on June 07, 2022, 07:06:32 AM
Listening to Gerry Rafferty's 'Right Down the Line' and thinking hard about how much I'd like a pia colada (no homo). I feel like drinking alcohol in the morning might be a great way for me to start my day.

Get your sweater ready ;D

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 08, 2022, 06:41:02 AM
Get your sweater ready ;D



Get a load of that guy, lol. Brutal sex-offender look. My girlfriend keeps unironically playing that song whenever she's making them. Total loser.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 11, 2022, 04:22:22 AM
Dunno why this made me laugh so much, but it did. Martin just standing there getting absolutely roasted and accused of wearing fancy dress.  :D

Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: AbrahamG on June 11, 2022, 01:51:14 PM
Exciting times ahead. Life took a nosedive recently with the death of a parent, and I really now need to be back in the UK, but I have secured interviews with two different departments to become a high-flying mandarin, and I may have just found the perfect flat to buy. I shall celebrate this weekend with my best friends, whiskey, and a ton of junk food.

I missed this post. Sorry to hear about your loss pal.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 25, 2022, 08:56:18 AM
A trespassing tranny almost got mauled by a pack of dogs today at the beach, lol. It was a privilege to witness such a scene. I was at a tranquil little area for dog owners to lounge around and sunbathe. Quite a few hot slags around, some families, loads of dogs. It was a joyous occasion.

That was until a marauding transsexual came mincing over the sand dunes, shattered the relaxed ambiance, and sparked a fucking red alert that had all the dogs going absolutely mental and chasing him. I was pissing myself as all the dog owners scrambled to get them back on their leashes and prevent a bloodbath, lol. Some woman next to me was also in stitches at the sight of this gangly, 6'2" Tim Curry lookalike with bolt-on tits getting chased by about ten tiny terriers.

Strange how they all just sensed that something wasn't right with this person and instantly tried to kill them, haha.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 04, 2022, 04:15:23 AM
I've asked Fat Ron (only joking, Ron) to delete this account just to be on the safe side for a little bit. He's never logged in, though. Still, if he manages to do so, I'll promptly return when the coast is clear. I've always wanted an 'is back' account.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 05, 2022, 01:45:54 AM
After dinner the other night, I was joking with my girlfriend that I'd wash up all of her dishes if she could take two towel whips to her bare ass and unemotionally reply with 'thank you, sir, may I have another?' each time. She was up for the challenge, but I suddenly had a change of heart as I knew I'd likely cause actual damage.

To give a brief demonstration of what it would entail, I attempted to lightly flick my own bare foot with the kitchen towel first. Typically, I completely fucked it up and whipped the sole of my foot with enough force to generate a crack that sounded like a gunshot. I let out a mighty roar that shook the birds from the trees and set off car alarms in the next city, then collapsed into my chair, beaten and humiliated by my own hand.

The moral of this story is simply that I'm too strong. The only man who can defeat me is me.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 18, 2022, 06:33:26 AM
Lord, I am losing my bloody mind being back in the UK and just waiting for people to hurry the fuck up with various processes. I might just go back to what I was doing before. I don't have the patience for all this. No wonder nothing functions over here.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on July 18, 2022, 09:05:18 AM
I've asked Fat Ron (only joking, Ron) to delete this account just to be on the safe side for a little bit. He's never logged in, though. Still, if he manages to do so, I'll promptly return when the coast is clear. I've always wanted an 'is back' account.

Can you dance around the reasons you feel this necessary my friend..? (the deletion, I mean)  Go ahead and ignore if you think it gives anything away though

And I think you'd suit "The Spunk is Back"  ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 18, 2022, 03:25:21 PM
Can you dance around the reasons you feel this necessary my friend..? (the deletion, I mean)  Go ahead and ignore if you think it gives anything away though

And I think you'd suit "The Spunk is Back"  ;D

Did you get last PM, mate? Fat Ron ignored the request anyway, so it looks like the spunk is here to stay, lol.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on July 18, 2022, 03:41:48 PM
Did you get last PM, mate? Fat Ron ignored the request anyway, so it looks like the spunk is here to stay, lol.

I did yes thanks - and I for one am glad you were forced back to Stalag GetBig at gunpoint by Herr Generalfeldmarschall Avidan

Maybe a name change instead for you, Tommy?

Permanent Spunker?
Indelible Spunker?
The Unstoppable Spunker

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 21, 2022, 11:25:07 AM
I did yes thanks - and I for one am glad you were forced back to Stalag GetBig at gunpoint by Herr Generalfeldmarschall Avidan

Maybe a name change instead for you, Tommy?

Permanent Spunker?
Indelible Spunker?
The Unstoppable Spunker

 ;D ;D

Third one is a little too accurate, lol. Sometimes I think chemical castration would be a great option for helping me to get more important shit done. By the way, did you ever confirm if that shooter you found was real or not? The topic popped into my head again just now while watching some crap on YouTube.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 12, 2022, 09:33:57 AM
Just had a harrowing experience at the moron barber shop. She's literally given me a Hankins Special and completely fucked me. I only went in and asked them to shave the back and sides only - leave the top alone.

After clarifying everything, e.g. no stupid lines, no skin fades, just shorten my sides, she spends literally an hour messing around with every electric razor on Earth, trims the top, and shaves so far into it that I now have no hair on my temples and my hairline is so far back I look about twenty years older. She's Robocopped me. To top it off, I am tanned as hell still and now have a massive white strip across my entire forehead.

I'm NEVER going through this again. Gonna have to learn how to do it myself. Surely it can't be too hard just to number 1 the back and sides and blend it in a little with the top.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 12, 2022, 03:25:53 PM
Just had a harrowing experience at the moron barber shop. She's literally given me a Hankins Special and completely fucked me. I only went in and asked them to shave the back and sides only - leave the top alone.

After clarifying everything, e.g. no stupid lines, no skin fades, just shorten my sides, she spends literally an hour messing around with every electric razor on Earth, trims the top, and shaves so far into it that I now have no hair on my temples and my hairline is so far back I look about twenty years older. She's Robocopped me. To top it off, I am tanned as hell still and now have a massive white strip across my entire forehead.

I'm NEVER going through this again. Gonna have to learn how to do it myself. Surely it can't be too hard just to number 1 the back and sides and blend it in a little with the top.

You'd be surprised at how hard it is to cut your own hair. I have buzz cut my hair for decades. There are almost always areas I miss because I can't see them. Blending the sides and the top makes cutting one's own hair even more difficult. Most barbers do good job of giving you what you ask for. Unfortunately, you got one who didn't. When she was fucking up your hairline, what were you doing that you didn't notice where and how she was cutting it?
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on August 12, 2022, 03:27:27 PM
Third one is a little too accurate, lol. Sometimes I think chemical castration would be a great option for helping me to get more important shit done. By the way, did you ever confirm if that shooter you found was real or not? The topic popped into my head again just now while watching some crap on YouTube.

I'm such a lazy b@stard I still haven't been up into the loft to retrieve it - I need the rare combination of

a) house to myself
b) urge to get and use step-ladder

But I haven't forgotten that you and chaos offered to ID it thanks - next time I go up there I'll take a couple of pics 8)
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 12, 2022, 03:44:55 PM


I'm not exaggerating when I say I was sat in the chair for an hour. She was a nice young woman - made me bloody coffee and everything. This was a 20 quid hair cut. I wasn't even paying attention that far in; I was browsing my phone, sipping coffee, etc. She was on her third or fourth electric razor and had then switched to fastidiously snipping away at individual hairs with a pair of scissors by the time I saw what was going on and asked her to stop. I've basically got a temple missing on one side now. I feel bad for spending the evening fantasizing about strangling her as she was doing her best, but it's going to take weeks to look normal now. I've genuinely applied my sister's fake tan to my hairline tonight to blend it in.

I'm such a lazy b@stard I still haven't been up into the loft to retrieve it - I need the rare combination of

a) house to myself
b) urge to get and use step-ladder

But I haven't forgotten that you and chaos offered to ID it thanks - next time I go up there I'll take a couple of pics 8)

LOL, it sounds pretty treacherous going up there - maybe just leave it alone. I'm having visions of you falling off the ladder and breaking your neck while clutching a pistol. Your poor family would find you and wonder what the fuck dad was doing  :D.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on August 12, 2022, 03:53:33 PM
I'm not exaggerating when I say I was sat in the chair for an hour. She was a nice young woman - made me bloody coffee and everything. This was a 20 quid hair cut. I wasn't even paying attention that far in; I was browsing my phone, sipping coffee, etc. She was on her third or fourth electric razor and had then switched to fastidiously snipping away at individual hairs with a pair of scissors by the time I saw what was going on and asked her to stop. I've basically got a temple missing on one side now. I feel bad for spending the evening fantasizing about strangling her as she was doing her best, but it's going to take weeks to look normal now. I've genuinely applied my sister's fake tan to my hairline tonight to blend it in.

LOL, it sounds pretty treacherous going up there - maybe just leave it alone. I'm having visions of you falling off the ladder and breaking your neck while clutching a pistol. Your poor family would find you and wonder what the fuck dad was doing  :D.

Plus a change, plus c'est la mme chose, Brother! ;D

Hope the hair grows back soon ;)
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Primemuscle on August 18, 2022, 03:05:25 PM
I'm not exaggerating when I say I was sat in the chair for an hour. She was a nice young woman - made me bloody coffee and everything. This was a 20 quid hair cut. I wasn't even paying attention that far in; I was browsing my phone, sipping coffee, etc. She was on her third or fourth electric razor and had then switched to fastidiously snipping away at individual hairs with a pair of scissors by the time I saw what was going on and asked her to stop. I've basically got a temple missing on one side now. I feel bad for spending the evening fantasizing about strangling her as she was doing her best, but it's going to take weeks to look normal now. I've genuinely applied my sister's fake tan to my hairline tonight to blend it in.


Hats make great short term cover ups. Being bald, I have quite a large collection of them, although I've been bald for so long I really cannot remember what it was like to have hair.

She probably though she was doing the right thing giving you the au-currant hair style.

(https://www.menshairstylesnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Shaved-Sides-Hard-Side-Part-Beard.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/8f/47/e58f471b3eea2691c681f5abd12b6bd6.jpg)

You do realize that it could have been worse.

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Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 14, 2022, 04:20:43 PM
Man, I was certain I was being burgled just now, hahaha. It's midnight and there was a small scraping/scurrying sound coming from my living room. For a second I thought an animal must have snuck in. Suddenly, there was a massive crash and the sound of something hitting the glass. I leapt out of bed like a coiled spring, grabbed my field knife and went steaming through to the living room, cleared my corner then lunged straight for the window to give the guy a corrective stabbing. Turns out it was just the new, very heavy curtains I'd installed ripping the head off the window frame entirely and crashing to the ground. Legendary DIY skills. This will probably cost a fortune to fix. 2022 has truly been an annus horribilis.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 16, 2022, 04:38:39 AM
Lately, I've been finding a lot of joy in revisiting the work of Robert Crumb. I've read his stuff since I was a young child and it never fails to amuse me. I love the way in which he simply laughs off the absurdity of our society and illustrates his mocking contempt for it. The honesty in his art is enlivening and admirable.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 16, 2022, 12:05:52 PM
It really boils my piss when I'm perving on a hot woman on YouTube or an article with her photo and it turns out she's married and/or has kids. Get out of my sight.
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Taffin on September 16, 2022, 07:04:04 PM
Lately, I've been finding a lot of joy in revisiting the work of Robert Crumb. I've read his stuff since I was a young child and it never fails to amuse me. I love the way in which he simply laughs off the absurdity of our society and illustrates his mocking contempt for it. The honesty in his art is enlivening and admirable.

I was vaguely aware of his work, and that he was an ass-man like myself, but haven't read much of his stuff

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It really boils my piss when I'm perving on a hot woman on YouTube or an article with her photo and it turns out she's married and/or has kids. Get out of my sight.

Hahaha - the same thing happens to me with InstaGram sometimes - I'm scrolling down an interesting feed, when there's a suddenly out of place 'this is my man and I couldn't do it without him' which has clearly been stuck in to reassure him she's not selling nudes.  Funnily enough, the men are normally of a type - tren build, some gym-wear tights with tight ankles, baseball cap, stylish beard, obligatory tattoos, occasionally seen smoking a cigar of some sort... ;D
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 17, 2022, 01:02:16 AM
I was vaguely aware of his work, and that he was an ass-man like myself, but haven't read much of his stuff

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Hahaha - the same thing happens to me with InstaGram sometimes - I'm scrolling down an interesting feed, when there's a suddenly out of place 'this is my man and I couldn't do it without him' which has clearly been stuck in to reassure him she's not selling nudes.  Funnily enough, the men are normally of a type - tren build, some gym-wear tights with tight ankles, baseball cap, stylish beard, obligatory tattoos, occasionally seen smoking a cigar of some sort... ;D

Yeah, lol, he's a total deviant and he always draws himself as one, too. My father had these comics of his carelessly lying around, and I'd just disappear for hours to read them and think 'what the fuck is going on' haha. You'd definitely find them funny. One of his post-LSD haze characters 'Angelfood McSpade' still pisses people off to this day. I don't think he ever intended the sketches to be hurtful - they're just satirizing everything and recognizing the attitudes and thoughts of people who'd rather pretend that they don't exist.

(https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B1%2F5%2F9%2F2%2F4%2F15924210%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D)
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 17, 2022, 01:15:35 AM

Hahaha - the same thing happens to me with InstaGram sometimes - I'm scrolling down an interesting feed, when there's a suddenly out of place 'this is my man and I couldn't do it without him' which has clearly been stuck in to reassure him she's not selling nudes.  Funnily enough, the men are normally of a type - tren build, some gym-wear tights with tight ankles, baseball cap, stylish beard, obligatory tattoos, occasionally seen smoking a cigar of some sort... ;D

I was watching a really hot YouTuber go through her 'typical day' as a professional. As soon as I saw the second toothbrush in her holder I was like:
(https://c.tenor.com/iE5ZrKweMx8AAAAM/american-psycho.gif).

Something about the internet transforms me into a self-entitled objectifier of the people who put themselves out there, haha. She's not allowed to have a partner!
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 30, 2022, 11:51:09 AM
Loving the anti-hijab protests in Iran. Wish I was there to awkwardly throw out a few gentle words of encouragement.  'And also burn the bra, ladies! C'mon, who's with me? Burn the bra! Burn the bra!'
Title: Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
Post by: AbrahamG on September 30, 2022, 03:40:47 PM
Loving the anti-hijab protests in Iran. Wish I was there to awkwardly throw out a few gentle words of encouragement.  'And also burn the bra, ladies! C'mon, who's with me? Burn the bra! Burn the bra!'

If Americans were allowed to travel to the Islamic Republic, I'd be right there with you.