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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: Phantom Spunker on May 06, 2021, 03:03:04 AM
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ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
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As a man, some things are beneath me. Riding a bicycle is one of them.
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ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
A guy making them would be weird. Sexy women making them is very relaxing. I listen to 2 or 3 a day.
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I get occasional tinnitus and was looking to drown it out at night. It was some guy I accidentally clicked on. Fucking thing was disgusting! I was horrified.
Don't listen to a guy, that's gay. ;D I listen to classical music all night when I sleep.
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Day 13 of hotel quarantine and I am horrified by my twinkish reflection in the mirror. I have successfully dismissed all attempts to initiate conversation from the mutant expats, though. I am now changing my focus in life and giving myself ten years to become a millionaire. Once that is achieved, I'll become a recluse, run a mastiff rescue, and spend all day looking at The Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks.
How do you plan on making the million?
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Listening to Hall & Oates.
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Listening to Hall & Oates.
Maneater?
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Maneater?
Haha, no, 'Out of Touch', but that is a tune.
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I do love a good can of wine.
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I do love a good can of wine.
A bottle is better.
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A bottle is better.
Usually, but sunny days in the park with friends call for something a little more lowbrow. Those white wine tins are ace.
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Just watched Riders of Justice. Great film; very funny. Love the fat guy Emmenthaler.
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Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
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Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.
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Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
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Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.
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Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.
Haha, I suppose it would!
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Margot Robbie is so stunningly beautiful that I want to smash my penis with a mallet and disembowel myself every time I look at her.
Wouldn't you rather just fuck her instead?
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Absolutely. It's the frustration that arises from knowing I can't that makes me want to tear myself limb from limb.
They all feel the same when you are up in them.
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haha, that sounds horrendous. I feel like I've inadvertently degraded the cultured spirit of this thread with too much sex talk. I need to get things back on track and focus on more innocent topics such as Down's syndrome and formal footwear.
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D
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Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D
I'm scared to go in there these days - Primemuscle is always lurking and ready to sneak up on someone and sniff their hair.
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Exciting stuff: I'm moving back to the Middle East! Can't wait to eat nothing but bread and beans and look like shit.
On a positive note you'll get a young wife. The Taliban is going door to door in Afghanistan and assigning any female 15 or older a husband.
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They've got their priorities in order :-X.
They say they are committed to fighting climate change as well.
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Word on the street is they're big on gender-neutral bathrooms, too. I just hope they preserve man-love Thursday.
Goat- love Friday.
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I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.
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I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.
Dogs are the best companions.
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Prob shouldn't document my psychological ups and downs or whereabouts here! Arrived at my new home now for the next year. Fun times.
Getbig is great therapy. You get a dose of reality instead of the fantasy you get everywhere else.
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Getbig is great therapy. You get a dose of reality instead of the fantasy you get everywhere else.
I think it's the opposite for me. It's a great place to take the piss out of each other and say stupid shit. Although it's also hilarious when some deluded bodybuilder turns up and gets torn apart, lol.
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Had an armed militia visit me today - but thankfully not to shove me into an orange jumpsuit and decapitate me. Just wanted me to take a look at a bomb they found. Also skipping chest day today because I can't be bothered.
Were they "White Nationalists?"
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I love the hardman martial artist and pussy slayer gimmicks that crop up on Getbig. They always crack me up. Tunza Muscle, as much as it pains me to agree with Canning, was God-tier. And the story one guy wrote claiming to be a bodybuilder with two master's degrees who had some other man's kid say 'I wish you were my dad' in front of him still makes me laugh.
This is the land of giants.
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Lately I've been feeling compelled to step into a boxing ring and damage some more brain cells. I hoped this aspect of myself would diminish with age, but it only seems to escalate. Maybe I'll take on a transgender in da cage.
Just read Getbig everyday. That damages enough brain cells.
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It's kicking off big time today while I'm trying to sunbathe. Small arms, rockets, mortars, etc. I feel that if I could just add a few inches to my arms, I'd be able to bring all parties to the table for peace talks.
Big arms cure many ills.
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Big arms cure many ills.
They're a universally respected attribute for sure. Everyone wants to know the secret to big arms.
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They're a universally respected attribute for sure. Everyone wants to know the secret to big arms.
The secret is that most can't build them.
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Michael Bolton is a living legend. Not only is his vocal range amazing, but he's clearly a shagger of biblical proportions. While all the men were busy mocking his admittedly abominable mullet, he was banging the living hell out of probably every housewife in America throughout the 1980s. I tip my hat to the man.
There is no doubt he gets lots of poon.
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Michael Bolton is a living legend. Not only is his vocal range amazing, but he's clearly a shagger of biblical proportions. While all the men were busy mocking his admittedly abominable mullet, he was banging the living hell out of probably every housewife in America throughout the 1980s. I tip my hat to the man.
I had no idea
Talking of mullets, was that a mullet that Bumstead was rocking at the Olympia? Maybe they're making a comeback - who's with me..?
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I slept too late this morning. Gotta quit this. Life's to short to spend a lot of time in bed....sleeping, that is.
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I had no idea
Talking of mullets, was that a mullet that Bumstead was rocking at the Olympia? Maybe they're making a comeback - who's with me..?
I think I saw that guy rocking one, yeah. I'm entirely committed to forming a gang of mullet-sporting Getbig trolls.
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I slept too late this morning. Gotta quit this. Life's to short to spend a lot of time in bed....sleeping, that is.
Sleeping is the ultimate relaxation. Most don't get enough.
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Sleeping is the ultimate relaxation. Most don't get enough.
It is not so much how long you sleep as how deep you sleep. Power naps are great!
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It is not so much how long you sleep as how deep you sleep. Power naps are great!
Yes, they are.
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Finally managed to get a decent Wi-Fi signal and watch the Fury vs Wilder fight. Amazing. I'm very happy for Fury. He's always been unashamedly true to himself. I remember years ago everyone used to trash him on here. I always thought he was going to be great. Now I think it's fair to say he's one of the UK's all-time greats.
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Finally managed to get a decent Wi-Fi signal and watch the Fury vs Wilder fight. Amazing. I'm very happy for Fury. He's always been unashamedly true to himself. I remember years ago everyone used to trash him on here. I always thought he was going to be great. Now I think it's fair to say he's one of the UK's all-time greats.
For it's size, the UK produces some great boxers.
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I often find myself imitating Delia Smith's infamous 'WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S BE HAVING YOU!' speech when I'm searching for random items in cupboards. I'll never forget those rousing words.
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I often find myself imitating Delia Smith's infamous 'WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S BE HAVING YOU!' speech when I'm searching for random items in cupboards. I'll never forget those rousing words.
Not sure why, but that forced a chuckle out of me at the memory ;D
'Corporate hospitality' 🥂🍷🍾LOL ;D
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Not sure why, but that forced a chuckle out of me at the memory ;D
'Corporate hospitality' 🥂🍷🍾LOL ;D
She was clearly just sat in her box getting absolutely shit faced and thought, 'Right, that's it. Time to rally the troops.'😂
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I believe it would be a big triumph for women's MMA, along with feminism in general, if we were to include pubic hair status in their stats.
Rose Namajunas
HEIGHT: 5' 5"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs.
REACH: 65"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Completely shaved
Jessica Andrade
HEIGHT: 5' 1"
WEIGHT: 125 lbs.
REACH: 62"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Full bush
Tecia Torres
HEIGHT: 5' 1"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs.
REACH: 60"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Landing strip
It would just give the fans that something 'extra' to take interest in. And personally, I'd always root for a landing strip over a full bush.
Pretty sure they are all shaved.
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I'm suspicious of some of the bull dykes. A huge minge might be a tactical advantage.
An advantage from the smell?
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Imagine getting choked out with your face stuck inches away from Amanda Nunes's unkempt bush peeking out at you.
Parsh.
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I currently have the worst chicken legs of all time. I'm not really sure what to do about this. Perhaps huge amounts of bodyweight squats, but it might be easier just to commit suicide.
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I currently have the worst chicken legs of all time. I'm not really sure what to do about this. Perhaps huge amounts of bodyweight squats, but it might be easier just to commit suicide.
I guarantee you that they're not as bad as you think they are - dysmorphia is a helluva thing ;)
While we're on the subject of legs, funnily enough, that thread where peeps are giving bhanky shit about his 405 squat has made me pick up the pace a little - did front squats this week for the first time in ages - wicked DOMS too LOL - true story
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My stupid fucking trousers must be made of some sort of magical material that can absorb a microscopic trace of urine through my boxers and turn it into a prodigious lake of undeniable piss down my leg. I spent about five minutes rubbing myself with tissue paper so vigorously that I'm surprised I didn't get a fire going.
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My stupid fucking trousers must be made of some sort of magical material that can absorb a microscopic trace of urine through my boxers and turn it into a prodigious lake of undeniable piss down my leg. I spent about five minutes rubbing myself with tissue paper so vigorously that I'm surprised I didn't get a fire going.
Salt & vinegar piss, presumably?
;D
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Anyone know about computer games? My young nephews are getting a PS5 and I want to get them a game for Christmas. They like shooting people, which is fine, but I don't want them running around raping prostitutes and stuff like that.
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Anyone know about computer games? My young nephews are getting a PS5 and I want to get them a game for Christmas. They like shooting people, which is fine, but I don't want them running around raping prostitutes and stuff like that.
Is the Kenosha 2020 shootout available yet on PS5?
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Is the Kenosha 2020 shootout available yet on PS5?
That one went over my head and I Googled it to check.
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I went to a compound and had a go on one of those 'air bikes' today, and it's got me reconsidering things. I've always hated cycling, and I never felt that I could really push myself to exhaustion in the same way that I could with sprinting. However, my legs and knees are fairly battered these days, and I was definitely breathing hard today (no homo?). I might adopt it as my main form of cardio now.
Yeah, my old AirDyne is the only bit of equipment I've got at home that I use regularly until I finish putting my home gym together - loved her from the first time I sat on her LOL
The way I can swap arms and legs in and out and get some pulling up top is what I like about it... that and the comfortable farmers saddle I put on there! ;D
How's the Pringles addiction going..?
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That one went over my head and I Googled it to check.
:D
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Now they're eating seeds out the palms of their hands like gerbils! Seeds! People are so annoying. I wish I could live on an island with nothing but a few sluts and loads of animals.
The sluts would be annoying.
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I'm no longer going to read Getbig just before I go to sleep. Had a dream last night that I beat Primemuscle to death after he climbed into my bed and tried to spoon me.
:-X
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She looks like a human alien hybrid.
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I know, it's amazing. The only thing that could make her hotter would be having a stump or a little pig's trotter for a hand.
2 vaginas.
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2 vaginas.
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And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.
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She was a goddess. Three tits, two vaginas, one arm, alien-like bone structure ... we've created my dream woman.
:-\
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And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.
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Parsh
Throw in the sexy midget from the same bar and it moves from parsh to pop shot... ;D
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Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.
OK so I had to Google that one - she definitely asked the surgeon for well defined cheek bones at her last facelift! ;D
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Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.
I am not attracted to nuns.
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Fruit and veg can get to fuck. I hate the stuff. Don't know how anyone can be bothered to eat five portions a day. I doubt I eat that much in a month. Actually, I did have a big packet of dates in syrup this week - that prob counts.
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Fruit and veg can get to fuck. I hate the stuff. Don't know how anyone can be bothered to eat five portions a day. I doubt I eat that much in a month. Actually, I did have a big packet of dates in syrup this week - that prob counts.
Yeah, if Jeebers 'uninvented' fruit I wouldn't miss it (except vanilla - is that a fruit?)
But vegetables? Love them, and I'm a lazy sh1t, so a tray of roasted mixed veg, or a steamer full of greens and pak choi, asparagus, etc. Takes 2 minutes to prep. Mmmm - yes please...
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Yeah, if Jeebers 'uninvented' fruit I wouldn't miss it (except vanilla - is that a fruit?)
But vegetables? Love them, and I'm a lazy sh1t, so a tray of roasted mixed veg, or a steamer full of greens and pak choi, asparagus, etc. Takes 2 minutes to prep. Mmmm - yes please...
That's true - roasted veg is awesome. And I quite like doing deep-fried cauliflower wings. I guess I eat more veg than I'm aware of. I love cooking when I'm home, but it's hardly ever 'healthy.'
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I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.
Always use anonymous accounts.
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I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.
Hahaha - been there, done that, bought the T-shirt ;D This place 'toughens the nipples' and I sometimes forget to dial it down in the pussified outside world
Always use anonymous accounts.
Yes, I think it might have been you that advised me to do that somewhere else on the board a couple of weeks ago? So I set up a Proton mail account, which seems pretty secure, and when I get round to it I'm going to use that to create a new YouTube persona
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That's true - roasted veg is awesome. And I quite like doing deep-fried cauliflower wings. I guess I eat more veg than I'm aware of. I love cooking when I'm home, but it's hardly ever 'healthy.'
Go raw. One of the best ways to eat fruits and vegetables is to eat them raw.
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Go raw. One of the best ways to eat fruits and vegetables is to eat them raw.
Prime - a lot of things are better raw... a lot ;D. But not veg my friend, are you serious..? Raw corn on the cob, broccoli, asparagus, aubergine...? Do you eat them that way?
Even my lunatic vegan farmer friends cook most things, and they are close to living the caveman lifestyle (chopping their own wood, growing everything, eating flowers, etc)
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Prime - a lot of things are better raw... a lot ;D. But not veg my friend, are you serious..? Raw corn on the cob, broccoli, asparagus, aubergine...? Do you eat them that way?
Even my lunatic vegan farmer friends cook most things, and they are close to living the caveman lifestyle (chopping their own wood, growing everything, eating flowers, etc)
It was a do as I say, not as I do kind of comment. ;D
I sometimes eat raw vegetables such as carrots, celery, cucumbers, lettuce, spinach, cabbage (coleslaw) and broccoli is okay raw as is cauliflower...both are in the cabbage family, tomatoes (which are a fruit or a veg depending on whether you ask a nutritionist or a botanist), and probably some others I can't think of at the moment. Most fruit, I eat raw. Bananas are good cooked into banana bread. There's also zucchini and carrot bread/cake. Many people overcook vegetables IMO, cooking out all the nutrition and antioxidants.
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Billy idol: what a ledge. This song is the GOAT.
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Billy idol: what a ledge. This song is the GOAT.
This is the best version of the song, IMO. Acoustic, and the guitar is amazing. Wish I could find video of it...there's others videos with this name, but it's not as good and a different version. Stevens dials it in sometimes on other versions, but is insane on this one.
I've found a few live versions of songs that I think are better than the studio version besides this one. Metallica's first version of One with the SFSO, and Pantera's Domination Live in Moscow are two.
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Moving on from Sogster's very rude, vegetable-based interjection, I believe I have a sixth sense when it comes to fat women. I can sense when I'm on the phone with one - just by the sound of her voice. Some of these beasts literally have a fat voice.
Additionally, I can stare at a woman's face and predict the general appearance of her vageen with alarming accuracy. Beefy labia? I can sense it and take swift evasive action. 70s bush? Not for me! These gifts have served me well.
Very interesting. In my day I also fancied myself to be somewhat of a minge-diviner - I always enjoyed pausing for a second just before the unveiling to see if I was right ;D
Although it appears I may have slightly different preferences to you - I was always on the lookout for a roast beef sandwich with a side of extra penor... the tidy letterbox slit doing absolutely nothing for Little Taffin, unfortunately...
A lascivious young lady visited me for the first time yesterday (work-related) and within two minutes she asked to try some of the cereal I was eating. After a hearty mouthful followed by a spoon lick, she then went back in for seconds and thirds with the same spoon. This sort of piggery can only be attributed to either inexcusable gluttony or an attempt to signal her willingness to swap bodily fluids. I shall attempt to psychically assess the state of her fanny in the near future.
We look forward to your report - WYHI?
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This is the best version of the song, IMO. Acoustic, and the guitar is amazing. Wish I could find video of it...there's others videos with this name, but it's not as good and a different version. Stevens dials it in sometimes on other versions, but is insane on this one.
I've found a few live versions of songs that I think are better than the studio version besides this one. Metallica's first version of One with the SFSO, and Pantera's Domination Live in Moscow are two.
Hell of a guitarist, man. I had that Metallica album when it first came out - I remember 'Of Wolf and Man' was awesome with the orchestra. For me, GOAT live version of a song has to be Stevie Ray Vaughn's 'Life without You'. Around ten minutes of some of the greatest blues guitar being absolutely wrenched out. It's impossible to play it too loud.
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LOL. I'm 100% a letterbox man. And yeah, I'd def hit it if I was single. She's a small, blonde Irish girl in her twenties. I fucking hate being in a relationship.
Lotta guys on the board share your pudenda predilections, I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority with this ;D
And it's pretty quiet down here, so full disclosure: I've been married 20+ years and I love being in a relationship - so the emphasis in WYHI is very much on the W for me - as in Would I Hit It in an alternate reality LOL
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I do love it but, fuck, it's not always easy. I try to hold myself to something higher than base instincts but sometimes I feel like I'm going to die if I don't have twenty Black mistresses, a secret Indian paramour who gives off a slight whiff of curry, a wheelchair-bound nymphomaniac neighbour and a spicy Latina cook to hand-feed me quesadillas.
Funny you should mention that - this is a complete tangent, but I started a couple of WYHI threads a while back on the G&O - one for dwarf/midget ladies and another for amputees/wheelchair users. Tried to keep them pretty to give people a reasonable shot at answering, so I went through a lot of pics to find some decent ones. The thing is, I searched all the pics from Instagram, so I kind of taught their algorithm that I was really into that kind of thing - I'm still getting loads of recommendations months later! ;D
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I loved that thread (the one with the biffs - not the little bobbleheads). You should def keep the hot amputees coming. I remember seeing this gorgeous African woman in the streets of the UK and she had a little stump at the wrist where it had blatantly been hacked off. I presume she was Liberian/Congolese or something like that. I like to imagine that they gave her the chop as a cheeky punishment for being too sexy.
Your wish is my command then - I'll bump it with some new hotties this weekend ;)
As for the 'bobbleheads' it's surprising what some of them put out on their OnlyFans (or equiv) :o ;D
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Got brutally scammed on a jar of Snickers peanut butter yesterday. What a catastrophe. Cost a fortune and just tastes like sugar, peanuts and oil.
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Got brutally scammed on a jar of Snickers peanut butter yesterday. What a catastrophe. Cost a fortune and just tastes like sugar, peanuts and oil.
That can happen.
We use Teddy peanut butter over here - no oil separation, no sugar, no added shit like palm oil. Can actually pour it out of the jar.
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That can happen.
We use Teddy peanut butter over here - no oil separation, no sugar, no added shit like palm oil. Can actually pour it out of the jar.
I should have packed some of the good stuff and took it out with me. Schoolboy error.
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Kelly Clarkson is a fat slob and probably uses a CPAP machine to sleep, but God damn, she can sing the fuck out of some songs live.
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A young tent revival preacher?
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A young tent revival preacher?
Might be one of those DMT ceremonies!
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Your wish is my command then - I'll bump it with some new hotties this weekend ;)
As for the 'bobbleheads' it's surprising what some of them put out on their OnlyFans (or equiv) :o ;D
Oops! Forgot my promise... got caught up in a NFSW 'bobblehead' Telegram group - seen some sights man... ;D
I'll start gathering some 'data'
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This video never fails to make me laugh. I feel as though the shorts only infantilise him further.
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Curiosity almost got the better of me and I very nearly searched for the video of that hot bobblehead getting shagged silly after you mentioned it. Thankfully my better judgement (and work laptop blocking any attempt) prevailed!
Hahaha! I know what you mean kiddo
The new Reddit thread also got kiboshed, so it all moved to Telegram anyway
This video never fails to make me laugh. I feel as though the shorts only infantilise him further.
"What Leo wants, Leo Getz - geddit?"
"They FUCK you in the bagel shop!"
I know he doesn't look like him, but for some reason I got a Joe Pesci vibe from him - very funny when the fella "3 time his size" drops him (gently) ;D
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Hahaha! I know what you mean kiddo
The new Reddit thread also got kiboshed, so it all moved to Telegram anyway
"What Leo wants, Leo Getz - geddit?"
"They FUCK you in the bagel shop!"
I know he doesn't look like him, but for some reason I got a Joe Pesci vibe from him - very funny when the fella "3 time his size" drops him (gently) ;D
He's a benign, even smaller version of Pesci. My favourite part is when he launches his food down in a rage then decides he actually still wants it, lol.
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Went to an emergency ward next to front lines yesterday. Fucking hell - I'll never slag off the NHS again. They had all sorts of mangled people. Blinded fighters, shelled kids, gunshot victims, people with cancer laying alone and taking their last breaths. It was a nightmare. They even had some guy who got shot in the head with an AK round (entrance and exit wound) and they somehow salvaged him. His IQ is probably low enough now to warrant a Getbig account.
Wow - first part had me feeling really bad for you having to go through that, and for them experiencing it... :-\
Then you hit me with the switcheroo and forced an involuntary (and totally unexpected) legit LOl out of me! ;D
(http://media.giphy.com/media/4HmjGg306HiLHWlm2f/giphy.gif)
You, Sir, are an evil genius! (Stay safe please - no homo)
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Currently strolling around the Horn of Africa and spotted a bookseller on the street corner selling Camus, Chomsky, and Machiavelli. Don't want to sound like an effeminate gay homo but I thought that was very cool to see three men I've greatly admired over here, hopefully inspiring younger generations.
You sound like an effeminate gay homo...
But then again, I am one myself, so that's a bit of an own goal... ;) ;D
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Currently strolling around the Horn of Africa and spotted a bookseller on the street corner selling Camus, Chomsky, and Machiavelli. Don't want to sound like an effeminate gay homo but I thought that was very cool to see three men I've greatly admired over here, hopefully inspiring younger generations.
My freshmen year in college I was privileged enough to watch a Noam Chomsky speech as he visited our campus.
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You sound like an effeminate gay homo...
But then again, I am one myself, so that's a bit of an own goal... ;) ;D
This is the place where we unite. ;D
My freshmen year in college I was privileged enough to watch a Noam Chomsky speech as he visited our campus.
Man, that's very cool. He's a brilliant scientist. I've spoken with him twice and he was incredibly genuine and kind.
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I wish all these new threads about HIV would fuck off. They're giving me heart palpitations. I will never be convinced that I don't have it laying dormant in my blood or something.
Why's that dude? Been riding bareback on your adventures round the Horn..? ;D
Don't worry - Matt C has worked the stats that show it's impossible for you to contract anything (or I think that's the gist of it)
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I think my next goal in life will be to unashamedly become a fatass permabulker. I'll get some dogs again, truly master Italian cooking, and drink enough wine to slowly kill myself while living passionately in a state of bliss.
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So can the clot shot.
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So can the clot shot.
Yeah, I read that. I'd take Covid any day over having a stroke face.
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Lord have mercy. Apparently stress can cause Bell's palsy.
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Fuck that. I am taking up mindfulness and maybe some diazepam in my morning coffee.
She'd make a great centerpiece for a bukkake soiree.
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She'd make a great centerpiece for a bukkake soiree.
Imagine going out for lunch with her and she's trying to drink soup or something. Must be mortifying.
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Imagine going out for lunch with her and she's trying to drink soup or something. Must be mortifying.
I'd ask the hostess to sit us in the back with the coloured folk.
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I'd ask the hostess to sit us in the back with the coloured folk.
(https://c.tenor.com/DkKn2cUmjDgAAAAM/antonio-banderas.gif)
Impromptu dinner-date with Goodrum.
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James Corden is a fat annoying bastard. I'd love to boot his tits over his shoulders.
100%
I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel like this - I can't put my finger on it, but he's absolutely unbearable
I think that, subconsciously at least, at the heart of it is that old saying that fat people are always friendly - because they can't fight and they can't run away
And he's taken it to a nauseating extreme... :-X
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I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel like this - I can't put my finger on it, but he's absolutely unbearable
I think that, subconsciously at least, at the heart of it is that old saying that fat people are always friendly - because they can't fight and they can't run away
And he's taken it to a nauseating extreme... :-X
Yes!
He exudes a pitiful combination of desperation and insecurity in all that he does. A lot of these porkers are the same - always trying to demonstrate that they possess a singing voice or some similar trivial attribute that they think should save them from society's trashcan. As a result, all of their interactions with others appear somewhat inauthentic and contrived because their brains are always in 'panic' mode. And, of course, once they're panicked, the only thing that will calm them down is pancakes and Dr Pepper.
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Holy fuck, that final episode of Peaky Blinders was awesome. I was hating the first few episodes, but then it became this very dark and moody slow burn where you could tell it was leading up to something special. All the themes of regret, and time, and loss - it was awesome. And the cinematography was incredible. That scene with Arthur and Jeremiah masking up was probably the coolest scene of the entire show.
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'Brutal if true' is starting to affect my real life. Even when I get WhatsApp messages from work regarding serious incidents and important updates, it takes every fibre of my being to resist replying with 'brutal if true.'
Mate - I've lost count of the times I've almost posted a GetBig style (i.e. honest) response to something out there in 'the real world' and then realised at the last second - what the fuck am I doing? LOL
The one I'm most tempted to employ in totally despicable situations is, "would hit" Even... no.... especially when I don't actually mean it!
Thousands of years ago, before I found GetBig, there was a website called ChristWire, where Poe's Law ruled - it was my first attempt at trolling people - deeply enjoyable
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Do you remember the halcyon days of Yahoo Answers when it had a green format? I started a massive race-war between Blacks and Asians on there and it lasted for years. I went down as a trolling legend by the end of it and had fans messaging me for a long time after, lol. Sounds brutally pathetic when I actually admit to it, but it still makes me laugh.
Must admit I don't recall that, but it sounds right up my street - did you pretend to be both sides, or just one? I pretended to be an ultra-Christian - not quite as ultra as those Westboro Baptist lunatics though
One of the ones I remember enjoying was when I wrote about coughing during a prostate exam while the Doc had his digit inserted. I pretended I was concerned that he'd thought I'd enjoyed it, and so kept coming back to say things like I didn't like the way he looked at my naked body, he cupped my balls a few seconds too long, etc... I had the lefties in howling rage at my 'homophobia'... Lasted a few weeks - towards the end I'd kind of convinced them I was latent and about to come out to my faithful Wife, so they were getting all supportive. I started asking questions about things like rimming, poppers and lube that they answered earnestly... ;D ;D
Also sounds pathetic - but who gives a fuck - it was hilarious ;D
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I'm so stupidly tanned just now that it looks completely fake. I also had to walk two fat, little pugs earlier - one of which has a pink harness and lead. I've never looked or felt so brutally, horrifically gay before. I could sense the public staring at me and wishing they could send my perverted soul straight to hell.
I'm going to be honest and just say straight out that I'm jealous of the tan
And I probably already told you this, but back around the beginning of March we picked up a miniature Dachsund that I've named Kiel (short for Kielbasa)
Because he is short-haired, my Wife has already bought him a variety of outfits, and one of her favourites is a little Arun Polo-neck
Who walks him though? Me, of course ;D
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I'm going to be honest and just say straight out that I'm jealous of the tan
And I probably already told you this, but back around the beginning of March we picked up a miniature Dachsund that I've named Kiel (short for Kielbasa)
Because he is short-haired, my Wife has already bought him a variety of outfits, and one of her favourites is a little Arun Polo-neck
Who walks him though? Me, of course ;D
I've spent almost every weekend tanning on a roof for months, lol. I thought I looked ace but now everyone is calling me Dale Winton and David Dickinson ;D. I remember you saying about the Dachsund. I love all dogs but these fat little fuckers with their colourful leads are too much! I'm absolutely raging with the dog shelter down in London, though. They fucked me off and said they couldn't place me with the one I applied for 'this time'. I've literally owned the breed before and have no kids.
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I've spent almost every weekend tanning on a roof for months, lol. I thought I looked ace but now everyone is calling me Dale Winton and David Dickinson ;D. I remember you saying about the Dachsund. I love all dogs but these fat little fuckers with their colourful leads are too much! I'm absolutely raging with the dog shelter down in London, though. They fucked me off and said they couldn't place me with the one I applied for 'this time'. I've literally owned the breed before and have no kids.
What breed are you looking at? Sorry, I can't seem to see it in the posts above
(And it's no kids that you know of... ;))
;D
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What breed are you looking at? Sorry, I can't seem to see it in the posts above
(And it's no kids that you know of... ;))
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Haha, fuck, that's true. There's probably one or two in a few dark corners of the world. I'm wanting to get another mastiff. I've applied for a Cane Corso and a Boerboel but I'm not having any luck. I suspect the places might already have owners lined up, but it's probably for the best right now, anyway.
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Haha, fuck, that's true. There's probably one or two in a few dark corners of the world. I'm wanting to get another mastiff. I've applied for a Cane Corso and a Boerboel but I'm not having any luck. I suspect the places might already have owners lined up, but it's probably for the best right now, anyway.
PFFT!! Gay dogs
You need something as macho as mine - note the multi-point harness so I can restrain his awesome power!
(http://i.postimg.cc/wBQwf5Pv/Kiel.jpg)
;D
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PFFT!! Gay dogs
You need something as macho as mine - note the multi-point harness so I can restrain his awesome power!
(http://i.postimg.cc/wBQwf5Pv/Kiel.jpg)
;D
Haha, he is awesome. I'd have no shame in walking him. I hate that I must look like a wannabe hardman but I feel like my soul is bonded to mastiff breeds and particularly the Boerboel now. It just means that if I get one again soon, I commit to being home.
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I'd love to catch that meddling cow from Murder, She Wrote sneaking around my house, looking for clues and shit. I'd give her such a bloody hiding.
LMFAO! Angela Lansbury! Wow.
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I'd love to catch that meddling cow from Murder, She Wrote sneaking around my house, looking for clues and shit. I'd give her such a bloody hiding.
Would it be vaguely sexual..?
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🤣 you guys are killing me.
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It would be brutally sexual in nature. I'd lace up my steel toecaps and give that old gunt between her legs a frightful kicking. have you ever accidentally smashed your balls so hard (on a bicycle frame or something) where all you can do is lay on the ground clutching your crotch while emitting a low-pitched groan for ten minutes? That's what she'd be doing once I'm done with her.
If I'm going to have a snooping dilettante lurking around my premises like a little creep, then it had better be a moustachioed hunk like Magnum P.I.
I have indeed. I was about 14 IIRC, and strangely enough, in a biological mechanism I have never understood, it caused me to vomit reflexively... not projectile, you understand? And just one 'heave' if you follow... Like the incident itself wasn't embarrassing/upsetting enough in itself! ;D
I'm thinking of adding a 'Fuck Angela Lansbury!' T-shirt to my line of bootleg GetBig merch... watch this space... ;)
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I wish I became a tailor; it's such an awesome skill to have. It must be such a relaxing and gratifying job.
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Listening to Billy Joel's 'Vienna'.
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Currently in panic-mode and deleting all my YouTube comments.
LOL why..?
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I generally refuse to watch anything with Tom Cruise in it, but I went to see the new Top Gun tonight with my two friends, and I must say, it was really good, haha. Utterly ridiculous in parts, but it had a nostalgic feel to it and they kept the cheesy 80s vibe. Felt great to be back in a cinema and doing normal things.
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Today has been a morning of unbridled savagery. I didn't realise I'd have to strip to my boxers for a skin check. I ran for a quick piss beforehand, and obviously didn't shake too well. when I stripped off, my heart stopped as I glanced down at yet another massive patch of piss spread out across my light blue boxers. I'm fucking turning into Liam Neeson or some shit. It was a female doctor, too.
And to top it off, I'm a fat cunt. I barely even have a hint of abs right now. I've ate 24 packs of scampi fries over the past two days. This has been the wake-up call I needed. It's time to stop fucking about and get back into fitness properly - diet included.
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Oh, my! I fear I've become rather enamoured of the brutally-whorish, genetically-predisposed-heart-attack-victim-waiting-to-happen Miley Cyrus. She's got a great stage presence (no homo) and has a pretty awesome voice for covering a range of styles. She absolutely smashes this:
And she's actually looking pretty hot here. I could imagine a dangerously gay man like Primemuscle quickly becoming over-excited watching this live and having to be tazed by the police after galloping around on an imaginary horse and windmilling his penis at everyone.
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Today has been a morning of unbridled savagery. I didn't realise I'd have to strip to my boxers for a skin check. I'd ran for a quick piss beforehand, and obviously didn't shake too well. when I stripped off, my heart stopped as I glanced down at yet another massive patch of piss spread out across my light blue boxers. I'm fucking turning into Liam Neeson or some shit. It was a female doctor, too.
And to top it off, I'm a fat cunt. I barely even have a hint of abs right now. I've ate 24 packs of scampi fries over the past two days. This has been the wake-up call I needed. It's time to stop fucking about and get back into fitness properly - diet included.
Not your fault.
You, I, and Liam Neeson for that matter, all clearly suffer from the Celtic Curse (need a wheelbarrow to carry our c0cks round). Trying to ensure our pipes are empty is not as easy as for your regular dudes...p1ss tracks are an occupational hazard...
Oh, and don't worry, I guarantee she was wet too... ;)
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Not your fault.
You, I, and Liam Neeson for that matter, all clearly suffer from the Celtic Curse (need a wheelbarrow to carry our c0cks round). Trying to ensure our pipes are empty is not as easy as for your regular dudes...p1ss tracks are an occupational hazard...
Oh, and don't worry, I guarantee she was wet too... ;)
What we need is a 'horse-cock' board, Taffin. Something elite. Approved members only. Those wanting to join have to send photographs to you, me and OneMoreRep.
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Listening to Gerry Rafferty's 'Right Down the Line' and thinking hard about how much I'd like a piña colada (no homo). I feel like drinking alcohol in the morning might be a great way for me to start my day.
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Listening to Gerry Rafferty's 'Right Down the Line' and thinking hard about how much I'd like a piña colada (no homo). I feel like drinking alcohol in the morning might be a great way for me to start my day.
Alcoholics around the world agree.
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Listening to Gerry Rafferty's 'Right Down the Line' and thinking hard about how much I'd like a piña colada (no homo). I feel like drinking alcohol in the morning might be a great way for me to start my day.
Get your sweater ready ;D
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Get your sweater ready ;D
Get a load of that guy, lol. Brutal sex-offender look. My girlfriend keeps unironically playing that song whenever she's making them. Total loser.
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Dunno why this made me laugh so much, but it did. Martin just standing there getting absolutely roasted and accused of wearing fancy dress. :D
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Exciting times ahead. Life took a nosedive recently with the death of a parent, and I really now need to be back in the UK, but I have secured interviews with two different departments to become a high-flying mandarin, and I may have just found the perfect flat to buy. I shall celebrate this weekend with my best friends, whiskey, and a ton of junk food.
I missed this post. Sorry to hear about your loss pal.
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A trespassing tranny almost got mauled by a pack of dogs today at the beach, lol. It was a privilege to witness such a scene. I was at a tranquil little area for dog owners to lounge around and sunbathe. Quite a few hot slags around, some families, loads of dogs. It was a joyous occasion.
That was until a marauding transsexual came mincing over the sand dunes, shattered the relaxed ambiance, and sparked a fucking red alert that had all the dogs going absolutely mental and chasing him. I was pissing myself as all the dog owners scrambled to get them back on their leashes and prevent a bloodbath, lol. Some woman next to me was also in stitches at the sight of this gangly, 6'2" Tim Curry lookalike with bolt-on tits getting chased by about ten tiny terriers.
Strange how they all just sensed that something wasn't right with this person and instantly tried to kill them, haha.
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I've asked Fat Ron (only joking, Ron) to delete this account just to be on the safe side for a little bit. He's never logged in, though. Still, if he manages to do so, I'll promptly return when the coast is clear. I've always wanted an 'is back' account.
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After dinner the other night, I was joking with my girlfriend that I'd wash up all of her dishes if she could take two towel whips to her bare ass and unemotionally reply with 'thank you, sir, may I have another?' each time. She was up for the challenge, but I suddenly had a change of heart as I knew I'd likely cause actual damage.
To give a brief demonstration of what it would entail, I attempted to lightly flick my own bare foot with the kitchen towel first. Typically, I completely fucked it up and whipped the sole of my foot with enough force to generate a crack that sounded like a gunshot. I let out a mighty roar that shook the birds from the trees and set off car alarms in the next city, then collapsed into my chair, beaten and humiliated by my own hand.
The moral of this story is simply that I'm too strong. The only man who can defeat me is me.
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Lord, I am losing my bloody mind being back in the UK and just waiting for people to hurry the fuck up with various processes. I might just go back to what I was doing before. I don't have the patience for all this. No wonder nothing functions over here.
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I've asked Fat Ron (only joking, Ron) to delete this account just to be on the safe side for a little bit. He's never logged in, though. Still, if he manages to do so, I'll promptly return when the coast is clear. I've always wanted an 'is back' account.
Can you dance around the reasons you feel this necessary my friend..? (the deletion, I mean) Go ahead and ignore if you think it gives anything away though
And I think you'd suit "The Spunk is Back" ;D
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Can you dance around the reasons you feel this necessary my friend..? (the deletion, I mean) Go ahead and ignore if you think it gives anything away though
And I think you'd suit "The Spunk is Back" ;D
Did you get last PM, mate? Fat Ron ignored the request anyway, so it looks like the spunk is here to stay, lol.
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Did you get last PM, mate? Fat Ron ignored the request anyway, so it looks like the spunk is here to stay, lol.
I did yes thanks - and I for one am glad you were forced back to Stalag GetBig at gunpoint by Herr Generalfeldmarschall Avidan
Maybe a name change instead for you, Tommy?
Permanent Spunker?
Indelible Spunker?
The Unstoppable Spunker
;D ;D
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I did yes thanks - and I for one am glad you were forced back to Stalag GetBig at gunpoint by Herr Generalfeldmarschall Avidan
Maybe a name change instead for you, Tommy?
Permanent Spunker?
Indelible Spunker?
The Unstoppable Spunker
;D ;D
Third one is a little too accurate, lol. Sometimes I think chemical castration would be a great option for helping me to get more important shit done. By the way, did you ever confirm if that shooter you found was real or not? The topic popped into my head again just now while watching some crap on YouTube.
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Just had a harrowing experience at the moron barber shop. She's literally given me a Hankins Special and completely fucked me. I only went in and asked them to shave the back and sides only - leave the top alone.
After clarifying everything, e.g. no stupid lines, no skin fades, just shorten my sides, she spends literally an hour messing around with every electric razor on Earth, trims the top, and shaves so far into it that I now have no hair on my temples and my hairline is so far back I look about twenty years older. She's Robocopped me. To top it off, I am tanned as hell still and now have a massive white strip across my entire forehead.
I'm NEVER going through this again. Gonna have to learn how to do it myself. Surely it can't be too hard just to number 1 the back and sides and blend it in a little with the top.
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Just had a harrowing experience at the moron barber shop. She's literally given me a Hankins Special and completely fucked me. I only went in and asked them to shave the back and sides only - leave the top alone.
After clarifying everything, e.g. no stupid lines, no skin fades, just shorten my sides, she spends literally an hour messing around with every electric razor on Earth, trims the top, and shaves so far into it that I now have no hair on my temples and my hairline is so far back I look about twenty years older. She's Robocopped me. To top it off, I am tanned as hell still and now have a massive white strip across my entire forehead.
I'm NEVER going through this again. Gonna have to learn how to do it myself. Surely it can't be too hard just to number 1 the back and sides and blend it in a little with the top.
You'd be surprised at how hard it is to cut your own hair. I have buzz cut my hair for decades. There are almost always areas I miss because I can't see them. Blending the sides and the top makes cutting one's own hair even more difficult. Most barbers do good job of giving you what you ask for. Unfortunately, you got one who didn't. When she was fucking up your hairline, what were you doing that you didn't notice where and how she was cutting it?
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Third one is a little too accurate, lol. Sometimes I think chemical castration would be a great option for helping me to get more important shit done. By the way, did you ever confirm if that shooter you found was real or not? The topic popped into my head again just now while watching some crap on YouTube.
I'm such a lazy b@stard I still haven't been up into the loft to retrieve it - I need the rare combination of
a) house to myself
b) urge to get and use step-ladder
But I haven't forgotten that you and chaos offered to ID it thanks - next time I go up there I'll take a couple of pics 8)
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I'm not exaggerating when I say I was sat in the chair for an hour. She was a nice young woman - made me bloody coffee and everything. This was a 20 quid hair cut. I wasn't even paying attention that far in; I was browsing my phone, sipping coffee, etc. She was on her third or fourth electric razor and had then switched to fastidiously snipping away at individual hairs with a pair of scissors by the time I saw what was going on and asked her to stop. I've basically got a temple missing on one side now. I feel bad for spending the evening fantasizing about strangling her as she was doing her best, but it's going to take weeks to look normal now. I've genuinely applied my sister's fake tan to my hairline tonight to blend it in.
I'm such a lazy b@stard I still haven't been up into the loft to retrieve it - I need the rare combination of
a) house to myself
b) urge to get and use step-ladder
But I haven't forgotten that you and chaos offered to ID it thanks - next time I go up there I'll take a couple of pics 8)
LOL, it sounds pretty treacherous going up there - maybe just leave it alone. I'm having visions of you falling off the ladder and breaking your neck while clutching a pistol. Your poor family would find you and wonder what the fuck dad was doing :D.
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I'm not exaggerating when I say I was sat in the chair for an hour. She was a nice young woman - made me bloody coffee and everything. This was a 20 quid hair cut. I wasn't even paying attention that far in; I was browsing my phone, sipping coffee, etc. She was on her third or fourth electric razor and had then switched to fastidiously snipping away at individual hairs with a pair of scissors by the time I saw what was going on and asked her to stop. I've basically got a temple missing on one side now. I feel bad for spending the evening fantasizing about strangling her as she was doing her best, but it's going to take weeks to look normal now. I've genuinely applied my sister's fake tan to my hairline tonight to blend it in.
LOL, it sounds pretty treacherous going up there - maybe just leave it alone. I'm having visions of you falling off the ladder and breaking your neck while clutching a pistol. Your poor family would find you and wonder what the fuck dad was doing :D.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, Brother! ;D
Hope the hair grows back soon ;)
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I'm not exaggerating when I say I was sat in the chair for an hour. She was a nice young woman - made me bloody coffee and everything. This was a 20 quid hair cut. I wasn't even paying attention that far in; I was browsing my phone, sipping coffee, etc. She was on her third or fourth electric razor and had then switched to fastidiously snipping away at individual hairs with a pair of scissors by the time I saw what was going on and asked her to stop. I've basically got a temple missing on one side now. I feel bad for spending the evening fantasizing about strangling her as she was doing her best, but it's going to take weeks to look normal now. I've genuinely applied my sister's fake tan to my hairline tonight to blend it in.
Hats make great short term cover ups. Being bald, I have quite a large collection of them, although I've been bald for so long I really cannot remember what it was like to have hair.
She probably though she was doing the right thing giving you the au-currant hair style.
(https://www.menshairstylesnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Shaved-Sides-Hard-Side-Part-Beard.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/8f/47/e58f471b3eea2691c681f5abd12b6bd6.jpg)
You do realize that it could have been worse.
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Man, I was certain I was being burgled just now, hahaha. It's midnight and there was a small scraping/scurrying sound coming from my living room. For a second I thought an animal must have snuck in. Suddenly, there was a massive crash and the sound of something hitting the glass. I leapt out of bed like a coiled spring, grabbed my field knife and went steaming through to the living room, cleared my corner then lunged straight for the window to give the guy a corrective stabbing. Turns out it was just the new, very heavy curtains I'd installed ripping the head off the window frame entirely and crashing to the ground. Legendary DIY skills. This will probably cost a fortune to fix. 2022 has truly been an annus horribilis.
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Lately, I've been finding a lot of joy in revisiting the work of Robert Crumb. I've read his stuff since I was a young child and it never fails to amuse me. I love the way in which he simply laughs off the absurdity of our society and illustrates his mocking contempt for it. The honesty in his art is enlivening and admirable.
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It really boils my piss when I'm perving on a hot woman on YouTube or an article with her photo and it turns out she's married and/or has kids. Get out of my sight.
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Lately, I've been finding a lot of joy in revisiting the work of Robert Crumb. I've read his stuff since I was a young child and it never fails to amuse me. I love the way in which he simply laughs off the absurdity of our society and illustrates his mocking contempt for it. The honesty in his art is enlivening and admirable.
I was vaguely aware of his work, and that he was an ass-man like myself, but haven't read much of his stuff
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It really boils my piss when I'm perving on a hot woman on YouTube or an article with her photo and it turns out she's married and/or has kids. Get out of my sight.
Hahaha - the same thing happens to me with InstaGram sometimes - I'm scrolling down an interesting feed, when there's a suddenly out of place 'this is my man and I couldn't do it without him' which has clearly been stuck in to reassure him she's not selling nudes. Funnily enough, the men are normally of a type - tren build, some gym-wear tights with tight ankles, baseball cap, stylish beard, obligatory tattoos, occasionally seen smoking a cigar of some sort... ;D
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I was vaguely aware of his work, and that he was an ass-man like myself, but haven't read much of his stuff
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Hahaha - the same thing happens to me with InstaGram sometimes - I'm scrolling down an interesting feed, when there's a suddenly out of place 'this is my man and I couldn't do it without him' which has clearly been stuck in to reassure him she's not selling nudes. Funnily enough, the men are normally of a type - tren build, some gym-wear tights with tight ankles, baseball cap, stylish beard, obligatory tattoos, occasionally seen smoking a cigar of some sort... ;D
Yeah, lol, he's a total deviant and he always draws himself as one too. My father had these comics of his carelessly lying around, and I'd just disappear for hours to read them and think 'what the fuck is going on' haha. You'd definitely find them funny. One of his post-LSD haze characters 'Angelfood McSpade' still pisses people off to this day. I don't think he ever intended the sketches to be hurtful - they're just satirizing everything and recognizing the attitudes and thoughts of people who'd rather pretend that they don't exist.
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Hahaha - the same thing happens to me with InstaGram sometimes - I'm scrolling down an interesting feed, when there's a suddenly out of place 'this is my man and I couldn't do it without him' which has clearly been stuck in to reassure him she's not selling nudes. Funnily enough, the men are normally of a type - tren build, some gym-wear tights with tight ankles, baseball cap, stylish beard, obligatory tattoos, occasionally seen smoking a cigar of some sort... ;D
I was watching a really hot YouTuber go through her 'typical day' as a professional. As soon as I saw the second toothbrush in her holder I was like:
(https://c.tenor.com/iE5ZrKweMx8AAAAM/american-psycho.gif).
Something about the internet transforms me into a self-entitled objectifier of the people who put themselves out there, haha. She's not allowed to have a partner!
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Loving the anti-hijab protests in Iran. Wish I was there to awkwardly throw out a few gentle words of encouragement. 'And also burn the bra, ladies! C'mon, who's with me? Burn the bra! Burn the bra!'
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Loving the anti-hijab protests in Iran. Wish I was there to awkwardly throw out a few gentle words of encouragement. 'And also burn the bra, ladies! C'mon, who's with me? Burn the bra! Burn the bra!'
If Americans were allowed to travel to the Islamic Republic, I'd be right there with you.
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If Americans were allowed to travel to the Islamic Republic, I'd be right there with you.
I have no doubt that the two of us could engender a revolution to eclipse 1979. A sexual revolution. With tits everywhere.
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If Americans were allowed to travel to the Islamic Republic, I'd be right there with you.
I have no doubt that the two of us could engender a revolution to eclipse 1979. A sexual revolution. With tits everywhere.
Hey!! (Taffin running behind the car which has set off for some Iranian fun...)....
;D
Apropos of this general direction of conversation, I've always thought that one of the best jobs in the world has to be an Iranian Ob-Gyn Doctor....
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Hey!! (Taffin running behind the car which has set off for some Iranian fun...)....
;D
Apropos of this general direction of conversation, I've always thought that one of the best jobs in the world has to be an Iranian Ob-Gyn Doctor....
Taffin, you'll obviously be sent in to scout ahead prior to our arrival. We'll have you posing as a left-leaning journalist who's keen to document the feminist uprising while surreptitiously compiling a list of the biggest slags.
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Taffin, you'll obviously be sent in to scout ahead prior to our arrival. We'll have you posing as a left-leaning journalist who's keen to document the feminist uprising while surreptitiously compiling a list of the biggest slags.
You fellas should do a podcast. Not bullshitting.
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You fellas should do a podcast. Not bullshitting.
My girlfriend keeps suggesting it. Thing is, I know just how badly I'll fuck my life over and destroy any chance of doing anything credible again if I openly joked the way I do on here or with my best friends, haha. I'm surrounded by moral grandstanders and idiots. I still have aspirations of teaching one day, so I currently have to suppress my urge to start a Getbig podcast and dress up as Hitler for Halloween.
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Taffin, you'll obviously be sent in to scout ahead prior to our arrival. We'll have you posing as a left-leaning journalist who's keen to document the feminist uprising while surreptitiously compiling a list of the biggest slags.
Hairy-titted slags... with dark chewy n1pples... breeders.... mmmm... :P
You fellas should do a podcast. Not bullshitting.
:D
Those CumTown guys were on $50k a month from Patreon until it fell apart
My girlfriend keeps suggesting it. Thing is, I know just how badly I'll fuck my life over and destroy any chance of doing anything credible again if I openly joked the way I do on here or with my best friends, haha. I'm surrounded by moral grandstanders and idiots. I still have aspirations of teaching one day, so I currently have to suppress my urge to start a Getbig podcast and dress up as Hitler for Halloween.
Yeah, it's a nuclear option for sure - and if it even took off, the first few months (years) would be just you and me being super crude in a room with 11 listeners! ;D We need to wait until we're independently wealthy enough I fear...
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I 'brutal if trued' my first civilian yesterday. It was via text message in response to them telling me that an item they'd advertised on Gumtree was already sold. I only wish I could have witnessed their confused expression as they tried to make sense of it.
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Been re-watching a lot of Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s fights recently. I miss the days of staying up to watch them live. Man, he was awesome. The most complete fighter of all time, in my opinion.
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Few things are more destructive to human dignity than stinking of shit. And as I came to the realization that the source of the stench permeating through the building and creating expressions of disgust on the faces of everyone around me was in fact myself, my will to live diminished further. I had trod dogshit through the carpet and sullied the soles of my finest boots. Tonight I intend to assuage my anxiety with a bottle of Disaronno, while revisiting the 'truly serious' philosophical problem of suicide with a renewed uncertainty.
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I am in hospital with a brutal mystery virus that feels like it's killing me. It might be meningitis, but I know it's AIDS. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. How could it not be AIDS? And yet, if the hot African nurse patrolling the corridors were to burst in and tell me she's going to take my temperature with her fanny, I would not hesitate to comply. I am entirely deserving of my tragic fate.
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The mystery has been solved - right before I was about to be exposed to a lumbar puncture and HIV test. Fucking COVID has put me in hospital. I feel like that bald fag in 300 when he gets shot in the face with an arrow and realises he's not a God. This is gay as fuck. The last two times I had it I was asymptomatic. Now I'm hospitalised, tachycardic, on morphine, lost the ability to walk from my lower discs swelling so bad, and my temperature is through the roof. Stick a fork in me: I'm done!
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The mystery has been solved - right before I was about to be exposed to a lumbar puncture and HIV test. Fucking COVID has put me in hospital. I feel like that bald fag in 300 when he gets shot in the face with an arrow and realises he's not a God. This is gay as fuck. The last two times I had it I was asymptomatic. Now I'm hospitalised, tachycardic, on morphine, lost the ability to walk from my lower discs swelling so bad, and my temperature is through the roof. Stick a fork in me: I'm done!
Get well soon. You aren't done yet.
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Get well soon. You aren't done yet.
Thanks, man. I think it's going to be very short-lived. Hit me like a train but it's now just in the flu phase.
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The mystery has been solved - right before I was about to be exposed to a lumbar puncture and HIV test. Fucking COVID has put me in hospital. I feel like that bald fag in 300 when he gets shot in the face with an arrow and realises he's not a God. This is gay as fuck. The last two times I had it I was asymptomatic. Now I'm hospitalised, tachycardic, on morphine, lost the ability to walk from my lower discs swelling so bad, and my temperature is through the roof. Stick a fork in me: I'm done!
Really sorry to hear that - may I recommend a soapy bed bath from the sexy African nurse to take your mind off things...
Get well soon
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Thanks, man. I think it's going to be very short-lived. Hit me like a train but it's now just in the flu phase.
Take some Theraflu or Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold and Flu medicine and sleep most of the day and you'll feel much better.
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Really sorry to hear that - may I recommend a soapy bed bath from the sexy African nurse to take your mind off things...
Get well soon
Haha, thanks, Taffin. The closest I got to that was a fat young nurse asking if I wanted to shower at 02:00 a.m., then telling me that she's on all night and I can 'call on her for anything ... anything at all.' This was before they knew it was COVID. Now, my temperature was sky-high and I was doped up on morphine, so my judgement may have been off, but I honestly think she was trying to get banged. These chubsters have no self-control.
Take some Theraflu or Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold and Flu medicine and sleep most of the day and you'll feel much better.
Yeah, I've been bedbound the last few days. Been smashing co-codamol and multivitamin drinks. It's really strange how the virus hit me this time - I've just got a lot of muscle weakness and ache now. Never got any sinus issues, loss of smell, etc.
When it hit, I started getting slight swelling in my lower back and dizziness. Then I felt hypothermic and was shivering uncontrollably. That quickly changed to being boiling hot, then my back seized up and I couldn't walk, and I developed a migraine so bad I couldn't open my eyes. Every old injury in my body started to ache again and my temperature wouldn't come down. I stayed like that for 24 hrs - the pain was ridiculous.
Initial tests for COVID were negative, so they assumed a brain infection and treated me for that initially. I'm getting slagged off by my girlfriend now because I've been boasting for ages about how I'm immune to COVID and mocking others for getting hit with it, lol. I think I'll be pretty much back to normal tomorrow.
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I've been doing some training with a Belgian Malinois this week to help someone out. Such a smart, strong breed. This one is very funny. When she gets over-excited she runs up to children's swings in the park and tries to rip them apart. The owner was literally swinging her around trying to get her to let go, lol.
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I must make a disgusting confession: I am completely, utterly, obsessively addicted to the smell of one of my friend's armpits. I tell her this openly, so I'm not a total weirdo, but I will literally sniff them sometimes. Her sweat is like crack cocaine to me. I am in heaven when she has B.O.
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It doesn't get better than this:
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Get a load of this random whore who messaged me by accident, lol. 'Drowning in a sea of cocks' :o :D. Absolutely foul.
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Finally back in the gym. I think this was my first workout since that fucking dumbass shaved my hairline off back in August. I then slipped a disc heroically picking up a marble table, and then COVID raped me. I also really could not be assed at all with anything to do with working out. Feels good to get my mojo back. I did an all-over pump session to get the muscles working again, then a 20-minute run. I've also been living off carbs but my physique hasn't really taken a massive hit. A few months and I'll probably be back to my usual self.
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Jesus Christ, my tits are in agony today; I can barely lift my arms. I only did a few sets on the bench. I've also come to the realisation that I'll never love anything as much as I love my Belstaff jacket. I would like my naked body to be thrown into a ditch when I die, but I want the jacket to be preserved and displayed in a museum somewhere.
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Today I had a look through a friend’s Tinder and it’s sent me over the edge. Some of these girls even had tits showing ( :o). I want to run through these stupid prey animals and devour them like a ravenous lion roaming the African savanna. I want to own their bodies and souls like a benign Ted Bundy. I cannot continue to live life as a neutered and pacified beast - fettered by societal norms; saddled by the weight of empathy; muzzled by the protocol of monogamy. Let me out of the cage to do what I was made to do! Alas, I don’t want to be single and rather like what I have.
I suspect it’s mostly just raw biology going into overdrive and too much time apart, but perhaps it’s also a manifestation of other things – life’s tempo, ego, and an awareness of growing older. Regardless, there is no virtue if I am ruled by bestial impulse as opposed to being the author of my actions. I am going to speak to a qualified therapist and address this before I lose my mind. I'm already imagining (hoping) that she's going to be a Sharon Stone lookalike who will flash the gash like in Basic Instinct.
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Today I had a look through a friend’s Tinder and it’s sent me over the edge. Some of these girls even had tits showing ( :o). I want to run through these stupid prey animals and devour them like a ravenous lion roaming the African savanna. I want to own their bodies and souls like a benign Ted Bundy. I cannot continue to live life as a neutered and pacified beast - fettered by societal norms; saddled by the weight of empathy; muzzled by the protocol of monogamy. Let me out of the cage to do what I was made to do! Alas, I don’t want to be single and rather like what I have.
I suspect it’s mostly just raw biology going into overdrive and too much time apart, but perhaps it’s also a manifestation of other things – life’s tempo, ego, and an awareness of growing older. Regardless, there is no virtue if I am ruled by bestial impulse as opposed to being the author of my actions. I am going to speak to a qualified therapist and address this before I lose my mind. I'm already imagining (hoping) that she's going to be a Sharon Stone lookalike who will flash the gash like in Basic Instinct.
We are spiritual beings living in animal bodies with animal urges.
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With regard to short guitar solos, does it get much better than Jeff Beck's 'Blaze of Glory'? Perhaps only Little Wing surpasses it. Beastly tone:
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I'm now officially a landlord 💪. Lord of the land and all who inhabit it. Can't wait to brutally exploit some Chinese millionaire students.
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Congrats sir!
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Congrats sir!
Thanks, mate. It's a big relief. The process has been a massive ball-ache.
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Recycling is really starting to get on my tits. It's a mug's game. 'Here, have 150 different-colored stupid bins and sort everything into separate piles for us, then memorize all the various days of collection.'
Ummm... how does 'fuck off' grab you? I've already bought your shite, overpriced tins and cartons. They're mine now. If I want to launch them off a cliff then I will, and you go collect them if you want them back so badly. Or go create some jobs and hire a bin-raker to do it. Ain't no one got time for that.
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Recycling is really starting to get on my tits. It's a mug's game. 'Here, have 150 different-colored stupid bins and sort everything into separate piles for us, then memorize all the various days of collection.'
Ummm... how does 'fuck off' grab you? I've already bought your shite, overpriced tins and cartons. They're mine now. If I want to launch them off a cliff then I will, and you go collect them if you want them back so badly. Or go create some jobs and hire a bin-raker to do it. Ain't no one got time for that.
:D
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Splashed out on a memory foam pillow and mattress topper. Lord have mercy! Really hope I get in a car crash tomorrow so I can spend a month in here. I honestly can't imagine how good it would feel to be on morphine and lie on this.
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Splashed out on a memory foam pillow and mattress topper. Lord have mercy! Really hope I get in a car crash tomorrow so I can spend a month in here. I honestly can't imagine how good it would feel to be on morphine and lie on this.
Amazing: Got my stupid fucking wish with my back tweaked again. And all from standing up. What sort of faggot cripples themselves by standing up? And I've got tired eyes these days. It truly is the end of the Vitruvian era. No longer shall I be in Ibiza getting the girls. I'm going to jump feet-first into a wood chipper.
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Back has eased off a bit. Put the Christmas tree up today and feeling good. Going to smash the gym tomorrow. Will see the doc in December to discuss getting an MRI of the discs. She's told me she's also going to check my prostate. Absolutely disgusting. I told her on the phone I condemn that decision in the strongest way possible.
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Wish I became a stripper. Would love to dress up as a dancing bear and gyrate a bunch of Mexican slags while Robert Palmer's 'addicted to love' blasts out of the speakers.
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Wish I had a time machine and I could shag Blondie in her prime. She was unreal.
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My usual trolling strafing-run on YouTube engendered a brief but painful existential crisis a few days ago. I was listening to the late, disabled pianist Michel Petrucciani and was about to leave a 'he always struggled to put food on the table' joke, but my appreciation for what he was able to create during his short (no pun intended) time here made me feel guilty.
I'm glad my back is fucked. I'd like to rip it out and snap it like a German Shephard. I am frustrated by the realisation that I'm not giving enough of myself to the things I care about. There is nothing worse than being weak and apathetic. By the time I'm dumped in the ground, I intend on being a completely worn-out, broken down husk. I want every ounce of energy I expend to be in some way related to the people and things that matter to me, and if anything from that effort endures and remains there for others, then there's been a point to it all.
I'm scared I'm involuntarily being led down the same path as Tolstoy, though. I need to balance everything out with frequent visits to the 'Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks' to maintain my sanity and avoid becoming too gay.
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Strap your ruck to the back of your legs, find a table, and do poor man's reverse hypers.
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Strap your ruck to the back of your legs, find a table, and do poor man's reverse hypers.
I'll hopefully have an MRI done next year, but I suspect I'll need disc replacement eventually. I think I've just worn them away. It went again the day after doing hypers and the lying leg curl machine (nh). Not done reverse hypers for a while, though. Will start them at the gym tomorrow.
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I'll hopefully have an MRI done next year, but I suspect I'll need disc replacement eventually. I think I've just worn them away. It went again the day after doing hypers and the lying leg curl machine (nh). Not done reverse hypers for a while, though. Will start them at the gym tomorrow.
I would quit lifting. Try calisthenics or qigong instead.
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I would quit lifting. Try calisthenics or qigong instead.
Lifting wasn't what caused it. I don't deadlift any more and I've given up on squats now, too. I can still run, box, smash upper body, etc. It's stupid things like getting out of a car or carrying stuff that tends to make the discs herniate - or whatever is happening.
I trained chest today and did a very light leg workout, complete with reverse hypers. Everything feels good just now. I think incorporating calisthenics would probably help a lot, though.
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I got fingered today. I was expecting the process to be so emasculating that I'd need to chop down a tree or challenge a man to a duel afterwards, but thankfully the doctor was a slender old woman who made the procedure rather painless. My prostate is fine and I likely just have an overactive bladder. Still - any man or woman who goes near a man's ass for sexual pleasure is a complete and utter freak. Disgusting. How the fuck did Stuntmovie manage to get finger-blasted by a male doctor and end up ejaculating? Something went monumentally wrong in that scenario.
As for my gay spine, there's not much that can be done at this point other than more physio. I did get a script for diazepam, though, which is awesome.
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Been listening to a fair bit of TOOL lately and I like it. As a young teenager who just wanted to play grunge stuff on guitar, I'd dismissed them as a bit self-indulgent and pompous, but that was just me being opinionated. Been listening to a lot of good music from a variety of genres, actually. Might need to put it all in a thread.
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I got fingered today. I was expecting the process to be so emasculating that I'd need to chop down a tree or challenge a man to a duel afterwards, but thankfully the doctor was a slender old woman who made the procedure rather painless. My prostate is fine and I likely just have an overactive bladder. Still - any man or woman who goes near a man's ass for sexual pleasure is a complete and utter freak. Disgusting. How the fuck did Stuntmovie manage to get finger-blasted by a male doctor and end up ejaculating? Something went monumentally wrong in that scenario.
As for my gay spine, there's not much that can be done at this point other than more physio. I did get a script for diazepam, though, which is awesome.
Did you ask her out?
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Did you ask her out?
Couldn't even look her in the eyes afterwards.
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I got fingered today. I was expecting the process to be so emasculating that I'd need to chop down a tree or challenge a man to a duel afterwards, but thankfully the doctor was a slender old woman who made the procedure rather painless. My prostate is fine and I likely just have an overactive bladder. Still - any man or woman who goes near a man's ass for sexual pleasure is a complete and utter freak. Disgusting. How the fuck did Stuntmovie manage to get finger-blasted by a male doctor and end up ejaculating? Something went monumentally wrong in that scenario.
As for my gay spine, there's not much that can be done at this point other than more physio. I did get a script for diazepam, though, which is awesome.
https://www.webmd.com/sex/prostate-orgasm-what-it-is
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Couldn't even look her in the eyes afterwards.
:D It would have been much worse if the doctor was a dude.
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I would 100% eat a human being if they consented to it. I see no moral reason why people should not be allowed to donate their bodies to the meat industry when they die.
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https://www.webmd.com/sex/prostate-orgasm-what-it-is
Amazing. Thanks, Prime. That's so weird: when I woke up this morning I was really hoping a pensioner would link me something gay.
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My appreciation for Miley Cyrus continues to grow. I feel like she and I would be great friends.
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Amazing. Thanks, Prime. That's so weird: when I woke up this morning I was really hoping a pensioner would link me something gay.
If Prime was really a friend he'd have forwarded you Matt's jerk off video.
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I would 100% eat a human being if they consented to it. I'd also probably eat enemies in a time of war if it wasn't frowned upon. I see no moral reason why people should not be allowed to donate their bodies to the meat industry when they die.
Any situation that would require me to eat people, would not require their consent.
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Any situation that would require me to eat people, would not require their consent.
Welcome, old bean. I'd love to murder and eat an annoying Chinese man in a survival situation - but I was first thinking about it after I once walked over a landmine that didn't go off. If it did, I'd have liked to have had my leg preserved and then prepared by a chef for everyone to sample.
If Prime was really a friend he'd have forwarded you Matt's jerk off video.
It makes me laugh how Prime pretended that he wasn't happy about being sent it, lol. There's no way he wasn't over the moon. I can picture him feigning disgust and being like 'uugh, sick, I simply can't look!' while staring at it like a hypnotized chicken.
If a woman sent me a video of her frigging herself silly, the strongest emotion I might feel is mild amusement if she was a pig.
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Christmas Eve dicks all over Christmas Day. So much better. Feeling very nostalgic listening to one of the old GOAT singers while eating Ferrero Rocher and drinking coffee for breakfast.
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Inspired by the magnanimous Colonel Hans Landa, I decided to attempt apple strudel for breakfast. Came out awesome. I could honestly shag myself sometimes.
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God, this woman is a work of art:
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Holy fuck. I'm officially a basement-dwelling, mouth-breathing cyberbully, according to YouTube, lol:
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'Protect the community' ::). I've never consistently posted anything on the same channel, and certainly never 'cyberbullied' anyone (aside from slagging off that little fanny 'Daily Dose of Internet' guy a few times. I literally just occasionally post joking comments and shit puns, lol. This is an outrage. I'm contacting Harley.
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God, this woman is a work of art:
(https://www.shefinds.com/files/2023/01/margot-robbie-headshot.jpg)
Very beautiful woman.
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After all of his recent religious ramblings, and in fearing for his health, I've decided to immortalize Shizzo in poem. I hope this creative streak continues so that I can pay tribute to Goodrum or Prime next, as well as continue Getbig's Uranus Space Mission.
Shizzo's Sonnet
He sits in night-time’s contemplative black,
Abandoned and unable to abstain,
His bloated body like a half-filled sack,
His mind a mess of vapid thoughts and shame;
When considering his own fate so cruel,
He is confronted with the question ‘why?’
Why must all men endure God’s callous rule,
To live, but for a moment, and then die;
In days before he turned to Holy Writ,
In atonement for his life of error,
But knowing now it’s all a load of shit,
It brings not peace, but sobering terror;
Before Shaun leaves us for life hereafter,
I preserve him now for Getbig’s laughter.
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Oh Lord, I'm out of coffee. I can't move, I can't think, I have a dull headache threatening me. I feel like I've been spiked (again). I must find the energy to go and buy more before I perish.
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Oh Lord, I'm out of coffee. I can't move, I can't think, I have a dull headache threatening me. I feel like I've been spiked (again). I must find the energy to go and buy more before I perish.
Always stock up on necessities like coffee and toilet paper.
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Always stock up on necessities like coffee and toilet paper.
Words of wisdom. I always do when I'm away, but this one is getting blamed on my girlfriend. She shall be punished.
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Did a great, fast-paced run through the woods last night. I love night-time running to help clarify thoughts and focus the mind. Thankfully it has a path so there was minimal chance of decking it and breaking my ankle.
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Some great tunes I've been constantly blasting on Spotify as I create culinary masterpieces in my kitchen:
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Je-sus Christ. I may have found perfection:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/04/0a/36040a0e0ee00173d6cb910db816dbd3.jpg)
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The frail and fragile bars containing my bestial desire to sexually conquer every hot woman on Earth are now reinforced with mind-forged steel. I accept that I must overcome these impulses through reason rather than wait to eventually be humbled by the hand of Father Time, haggard and alone, spending my final years surrounded by pigeons that I’ve befriended.
This is, I hasten to add, not a calculated decision designed to maximize the happiness of my future self, but a recognition of love and a respect for the responsibility that it demands. It’s been a good run. It’s been a great run, but I am done. I must accept this. I’ve always suspected that I’m not long for this world, but monogamy now at least gives me a reason to embrace the idea of an early exit. Happy memories for them; no more torment for me.
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She looks like she has a touch of the "tism."
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She looks like she has a touch of the "tism."
I did think that myself from certain angles, but some say these 'tism' characters are hyper-sexual. Like turbo-charged, insatiable maniacs in the sack. Hotter than Dutch love, no?
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I did think that myself from certain angles, but some say these 'tism' characters are hyper-sexual. Like turbo-charged, insatiable maniacs in the sack. Hotter than Dutch love, no?
Just make sure she doesn't bite your pecker off.
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Just make sure she doesn't bite your pecker off.
bro...
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bro...
Brutal but true.
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I love it when fat people get caught out trying to cross a busy road and they're forced to break into an undignified sprint/waddle. Always makes me smile. It's even funnier when they don't attempt to speed up and they get honked at. Move out the way, fucking fat idiot. LOL.
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Man, insomnia is hitting me hard today. I ran for an hour earlier today and did a big back and arms workout in the evening.Took an Ambien an hour ago, too. Still feel alert and full of energy. Really sucks.
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Man, insomnia is hitting me hard today. I ran for an hour earlier today and did a big back and arms workout in the evening.Took an Ambien an hour ago, too. Still feel alert and full of energy. Really sucks.
Just sleep when you're tired.
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Just sleep when you're tired.
I can sometimes do that on weekends and just end up napping through the afternoon, but it fucks up my sleep pattern for days and productivity takes a nosedive, too.
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God, sitting through that new movie Babylon last night was a real endurance test. It's actually pissed me off with how long it is. I'm no movie buff and can't be assed trying to construct a thoughtful critique, but it takes a special kind of retard to ruin a movie featuring Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt.
It's over three bloody hours long! The director clearly thought he was crafting some sort of profound depiction of 1920s Hollywood, but ended up delivering a rather empty and self-indulgent bore. It's chaotic and amusing for the first 90 minutes or so, which is how long it should have been, then it just gets painful.
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Started writing a Best Man speech for the second time in my life now. I fucking hate these things. It turned out perfect last time but I feel as though I've lost my nerve with public speaking these past few years. It never used to bother me but now I find myself feeling apprehensive more often.
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Amazing. Thanks, Prime. That's so weird: when I woke up this morning I was really hoping a pensioner would link me something gay.
Sorry for the late response, Spunky. Your prophetic wish was my command. Just wanted to say, you are welcome, it was my pleasure. Have you given it a try? You should. ;D
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Sorry for the late response, Spunky. Your prophetic wish was my command. Just wanted to say, you are welcome, it was my pleasure. Have you given it a try? You should. ;D
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Started writing a Best Man speech for the second time in my life now. I fucking hate these things. It turned out perfect last time but I feel as though I've lost my nerve with public speaking these past few years. It never used to bother me but now I find myself feeling apprehensive more often.
I refuse to go to weddings anymore. The worst are a person's 2nd, 3rd, or 4th marriage. What are we supposed to be celebrating, the fact that they found someone else to spread their legs?
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I refuse to go to weddings anymore. The worst are a person's 2nd, 3rd, or 4th marriage. What are we supposed to be celebrating, the fact that they found someone else to spread their legs?
I know, I also hate them. It's something I've said I'll be willing to subject myself to once simply because it's of great significance to the person I'm with, but I despise being the center of attention, I despise being photographed, and I especially despise the thought of feeding a bunch of fat, freeloading cunts.
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While waiting for sleep to take me the other night, I was thinking about one of my old dogs and how she used to attack bees in the garden. She'd never been stung, but she would dart her face in and out of the bee's range like a fencer – slapping it down to the ground quickly with her paw and trying to kill it without touching its stinger (but she didn't do this with flies). I’ve seen other dogs display this type of behavior with snakes, too. This is knowledge. At least, I think I can say this is knowledge – albeit an 'instinctual' one – but that word doesn't explain much and it seems to be more than just, say, a physiological reaction to a scent. It strikes me as something distinct from what we get as a result of selective breeding, e.g. aggressive behavior, and it seems insufficient to label it as simply a reflex action.
My dog obviously didn't come to know that the bee can sting her through reason or through studying papers on them, but she had a well-founded fear that must have been attained, as far as I can tell, through some sort of genetic inheritance. That is to say, specific, hard-learned facts about the environment her ancestors lived in have been recorded and passed down to her in cells.
If this is a fact of other species then I see no reason why it might not apply to us, too. I wonder if specific experiences of parents can be 'recorded' and passed down to their children, and might that account for why people have seemingly irrational phobias? For instance, if a woman had terrible experiences in water from almost drowning, could her child be born with an inherent fear of water? Or clowns – perhaps some nutcase dressed up as a clown and gave her the ol' heave-ho. Is it possible that the child she bears also fears the sight of clowns?
I suppose it would be a lot easier to prevent these issues developing through early positive exposure and our ability to reason (or to preserve them if they're well founded), but it's interesting to me. I should ask a geneticist or biologist, I guess, as I’m probably sounding like an idiot.
Have you tried ASMR, hypnosis, or hemi sync? These can really put you to sleep fast.
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Have you tried ASMR, hypnosis, or hemi sync? These can really put you to sleep fast.
Yeah, I use white noise every night. If there's any break in the sound then I tend to wake up. I've used hypnosis tracks for visualization to great effect when competing in sports, but I'm not sure it would help for a long-term issue like sleep unless it's to address some underlying cause that I can identify. Never heard of hemi sync; will need to have a read up on it.
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Yeah, I use white noise every night. If there's any break in the sound then I tend to wake up. I've used hypnosis tracks for visualization to great effect when competing in sports, but I'm not sure it would help for a long-term issue like sleep unless it's to address some underlying cause that I can identify. Never heard of hemi sync; will need to have a read up on it.
You need to wear headphones for hemi sync. Different tones coming in each ear.
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Reflections of a recreant pervert: a hermeneutical approach to understanding why I shat myself.
After going against my intuitions and the advice of others, I decided to watch the movie Hereditary recently and see what all the fuss was about. Thankfully, I have emerged almost unscathed from the experience; however, it did leave my girlfriend flinching like a battered wife and suffering from minor PTSD for approximately 24 hrs. I, too, am forced to admit that after the film ended, I also found myself bracing in anticipation of encountering some demented bitch with a stupid face hanging from the ceiling or lurking behind the door of each room I entered.
I was amused by my reaction because I don't believe in the supernatural, and at the risk of sounding macho, I could be on fire and not show much panic, and I've never felt like I've been in a situation that I couldn't fight my way out of. Why, then, was I disturbed by the thought of some little retard bombing it down my corridor at me, when in reality I'd have just one-timed them in the face and sent them back to hell?
After thinking about it, I suspect that it was just the thought of doubting my own mind and being unsure of my cognitive faculties. On a deeper level, we know that we cannot trust our senses, but in the every-day context where we expect our eyes and ears to consistently relay an accurate depiction of the immediate world around us, the thought of suddenly losing control over that and being faced with strange apparitions inspires fear.
Some scenes were also quite memorable for the way in which they created tension through displaying unnatural emotions on the characters' faces – for example, inappropriate smiles and expressions suddenly changing. I suppose that lingered in the back of my mind afterwards as it reminded me of what I saw when I smoked really strong weed as a young teenager once and brutally hallucinated.
Even after unpacking it all and ultimately enjoying the movie, I think I'm done with horror films for the next little while. I’ve started watching The Sopranos for the first time and will binge on that for the next week, as it's really good.
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First time I've read this thread.
It's brilliant.
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First time I've read this thread.
It's brilliant.
Where have you been? Have you been hiding under a rock?
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Reflections of a recreant pervert: a hermeneutical approach to understanding why I shat myself.
After going against my intuitions and the advice of others, I decided to watch the movie Hereditary recently and see what all the fuss was about. Thankfully, I have emerged almost unscathed from the experience; however, it did leave my girlfriend flinching like a battered wife and suffering from minor PTSD for approximately 24 hrs. I, too, am forced to admit that after the film ended, I also found myself bracing in anticipation of encountering some demented bitch with a stupid face hanging from the ceiling or lurking behind the door of each room I entered.
I was amused by my reaction because I don't believe in the supernatural, and at the risk of sounding macho, I could be on fire and not show much panic, and I've never felt like I've been in a situation that I couldn't fight my way out of. Why, then, was I disturbed by the thought of some little retard bombing it down my corridor at me, when in reality I'd have just one-timed them in the face and sent them back to hell?
After thinking about it, I suspect that it was just the thought of doubting my own mind and being unsure of my cognitive faculties. On a deeper level, we know that we cannot trust our senses, but in the every-day context where we expect our eyes and ears to consistently relay an accurate depiction of the immediate world around us, the thought of suddenly losing control over that and being faced with strange apparitions inspires fear.
Some scenes were also quite memorable for the way in which they created tension through displaying unnatural emotions on the characters' faces – for example, inappropriate smiles and expressions suddenly changing. I suppose that lingered in the back of my mind afterwards as it reminded me of what I saw when I smoked really strong weed as a young teenager once and brutally hallucinated.
Even after unpacking it all and ultimately enjoying the movie, I think I'm done with horror films for the next little while. I’ve started watching The Sopranos for the first time and will binge on that for the next week, as it's really good.
Sopranos is quite good. When finished, give Boardwalk Empire a look. Very good too.
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First time I've read this thread.
It's brilliant.
It is oddly entertaining.
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First time I've read this thread.
It's brilliant.
Welcome, thank you. Take many of the ramblings with a pinch of salt!
Sopranos is quite good. When finished, give Boardwalk Empire a look. Very good too.
I had no idea it was so old. Tony's mother is hilarious: 'Ohhh, I wish the Lord would take me!' Lol.
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First time getting woken up by an earthquake today. I'm currently only a few hundred km from where it happened. I thought it was just loud thunder. The other one hit as I was fully awake but it also just felt like a rather long burst of thunder. I'm hoping there's no more aftershocks. It's been devastating.
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First time getting woken up by an earthquake today. I'm currently only a few hundred km from where it happened. I thought it was just loud thunder. The other one hit as I was fully awake but it also just felt like a rather long burst of thunder. I'm hoping there's no more aftershocks. It's been devastating.
The media is saying the aftershocks are huge.
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The media is saying the aftershocks are huge.
Yep, there's been loads of them. This is an incredibly large-scale disaster now with thousands dead. The sound of it during the night was crazy considering how far it travelled.
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Yep, there's been loads of them. This is an incredibly large-scale disaster now with thousands dead. The sound of it during the night was crazy considering how far it travelled.
Stay safe,
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I'd love to punch my bladder right in the face. All I do is piss 24/7.
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I'd love to punch my bladder right in the face. All I do is piss 24/7.
Too much coffee?
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Too much coffee?
I wouldn't have thought so. I've been drinking it since I was a child and only average around 4 cups per day. The doctor has given me Oxybutynin to try, but the common side effects (e.g. reduced ability to sweat) wouldn't be good for me just now, so I'm not taking it. I've had frequent headaches for years, so me pissing all the time is probably linked to cognitive decline or a brain tumor, knowing my luck.
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I'd like to collaborate with Vince B and utilize his mechanical knowledge to help me invent a hydraulic reacher-grabber tool fitted with a flywheel inside the jaws. We would then attach this to the front of my car and use it to clasp on to the rear wheel of any loser cyclist I encounter on the roads. I would then be able to accelerate them up to unimaginable speeds before I release it and send them hurling towards their untimely demise.
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I'd like to collaborate with Vince B and utilize his mechanical knowledge to help me invent a hydraulic reacher-grabber tool fitted with a flywheel inside the jaws. We would then attach this to the front of my car and use it to clasp on to the rear wheel of any loser cyclist I encounter on the roads. I would then be able to accelerate them up to unimaginable speeds before I release it and send them hurling towards their untimely demise.
I'm surprised more cyclists aren't killed. I would never feel safe riding a bike in traffic.
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I'm surprised more cyclists aren't killed. I would never feel safe riding a bike in traffic.
It's dangerous as hell and most of them are fucking idiots dressed up like glow-in-the-dark condoms. I'd like to make cycling illegal on public roads. Where I'm from, riding a bicycle as an adult was always the ultimate sign of being a loser. Only junkies do it because they have no other options, lol. Those of them on B-roads only have themselves to blame when they get knocked off. It would be almost impossible to miss them at certain points on a bendy road.
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I'm absolutely sick of flying. I've never liked it and I really almost lost my temper with a fat Russian cunt and his stupid screaming kid today. No one could rest because of his booming, retard voice, and then his mongoloid child started screaming its head off for the next hour. Kids under the age of five shouldn't even be allowed on planes. Just fuck off.
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It's dangerous as hell and most of them are fucking idiots dressed up like glow-in-the-dark condoms. I'd like to make cycling illegal on public roads. Where I'm from, riding a bicycle as an adult was always the ultimate sign of being a loser. Only junkies do it because they have no other options, lol. Those of them on B-roads only have themselves to blame when they get knocked off. It would be almost impossible to miss them at certain points on a bendy road.
I agree.
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I'm absolutely sick of flying. I've never liked it and I really almost lost my temper with a fat Russian cunt and his stupid screaming kid today. No one could rest because of his booming, retard voice, and then his mongoloid child started screaming its head off for the next hour. Kids under the age of five shouldn't even be allowed on planes. Just fuck off.
I agree again. I have a problem with "exploding ears syndrome" (I don't know the medical term) on flights that can last for days afterwards so I always hated flying anyway. Now I just hate traveling period, even driving for more than a half hour or so. Just wasted time.
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I agree again. I have a problem with "exploding ears syndrome" (I don't know the medical term) on flights that can last for days afterwards so I always hated flying anyway. Now I just hate traveling period, even driving for more than a half hour or so. Just wasted time.
That's your Eustachian tubes. A friend I used to dive with developed it. I had to have my inner ear rebuilt and have the opposite problem now: they pop all the time. I just have to move my jaw slightly and my ears pop. It's annoying as hell.
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That's your Eustachian tubes. A friend I used to dive with developed it. I had to have my inner ear rebuilt and have the opposite problem now: they pop all the time. I just have to move my jaw slightly and my ears pop. It's annoying as hell.
I'll bet it is.
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Feels like my life is over now that I've finished The Sopranos. I don't know what to do with myself in the evenings. I wish the Lord would take me.
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Feels like my life is over now that I've finished The Sopranos. I don't know what to do with myself in the evenings. I wish the Lord would take me.
Breaking Bad
Battlestar Galactica reboot
The Shield
Mr. Robot
You can fill the void.
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Feels like my life is over now that I've finished The Sopranos. I don't know what to do with myself in the evenings. I wish the Lord would take me.
Gotta check out Mr. Inbetween. It's an Australian television show that aired over here in the states on FX. It's really fucking good.
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Thanks, gents. I annoy the hell out of myself by being so picky and always assuming everything is shit. The Shield and Mr. Inbetween look pretty decent, though. Worth a try.
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Watched the new John Wick last night. Taking it for what it is, it was pretty good. The best of the bunch due to the music and cinematography being cool. Donnie Yen was a poor choice as the token Chinaman, though. He looked and acted so much like Mr. Chow that it just made things funny. Also, there was no point at all in adding the new Black guy with the dog, unless it's specifically to have a John Woke spinoff franchise, which is what I suspect will happen now.
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Watched the new John Wick last night. Taking it for what it is, it was pretty good. The best of the bunch due to the music and cinematography being cool. Donnie Yen was a poor choice as the token Chinaman, though. He looked and acted so much like Mr. Chow that it just made things funny. Also, there was no point at all in adding the new Black guy with the dog, unless it's specifically to have a John Woke spinoff franchise, which is what I suspect will happen now.
Isn't Keanu a Chinaman?
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Isn't Keanu a Chinaman?
Fuck knows; he's weird enough to be. Probably just does the typical American thing and claims he's Chinese because his great, great granddad once shagged a Nanjing comfort woman.
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Fuck knows; he's weird enough to be. Probably just does the typical American thing and claims he's Chinese because his great, great granddad once shagged a Nanjing comfort woman.
His dad was part chink.
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That stupid little bastard Hasbulla just got me banned from YouTube again. I'd love to punt him off a cliff. YouTube can fuck off now; that's the 5th time they've done me for so-called cyberbullying just for having an opinion! I literally dindu nuffin.
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That stupid little bastard Hasbulla just got me banned from YouTube again. I'd love to punt him off a cliff. YouTube can fuck off now; that's the 5th time they've done me for so-called cyberbullying just for having an opinion! I literally dindu nuffin.
What was your opinion?
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What was your opinion?
I said I'd like to pick Hasbulla up and throw him into a fire after recent footage emerged of him punching his cat in the face. It's not like I'm lying, though.
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I said I'd like to pick Hasbulla up and throw him into a fire after recent footage emerged of him punching his cat in the face. It's not like I'm lying, though.
I'd like to give him Derby's Dose for punching his cat.
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I'd like to give him Derby's Dose for punching his cat.
OKaaaaaay.... I'll just go ahead and add that to the list of things I wish I'd never Googled... ... ... :-[
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OKaaaaaay.... I'll just go ahead and add that to the list of things I wish I'd never Googled... ... ... :-[
Fucked up shit, right? Even for getbig.
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Fucked up shit, right? Even for getbig.
Made me LOL when I googled it. I'd actually rather take a hit of the ol' Derby's Dose than some of the other punishments they had to endure. I was laughing when reading YouTube comments and people were claiming it was the worst. I'd rather have a steamy mouthful of shit any day than get whipped half to death.
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Realised last night that I was driving myself mad for years trying to unpack vague ideas that had already been explored and articulated brilliantly by Kant. If I read more instead of trolled the internet, I'd have been much less stressed.
I hate the fucking internet, actually. It just seems to make me more pessimistic. Hate being on it. Hate procrastinating and writing shit on here and YouTube instead of trying to accomplish things. It's a terrible habit that I need to break. A twenty-year ban would be nice. I'd like to make just one contribution to the arts before I die - even if it's utterly shit - but I'll never actually get around to it at this rate. I wish someone would just lock me in a shed and only open the doors to bring food and let the occasional floozy in for a conjugal visit.
Knowing my luck, my only contribution will be this shit thread about Down's syndromes, AIDS, fat slags, and acrotomophilia.
What will contributing accomplish? We are all just passing time.
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What will contributing accomplish? We are all just passing time.
We are all just passing time, but what we do with our time matters in relation to others. Everybody wants to make life more meaningful and comfortable for their families. Most people would ideally like to contribute in some way to make it more meaningful and comfortable for others, too. Art, music, and literature are the fruits to pick and enjoy while we cling to the edge of the cliff and dangle over the abyss below.
We should all treat death with the contempt it deserves and charge straight towards it with passion and fury. I want to still be able to do that. Indeed, the absurdity of life is sickening, and if one can delude themselves with religion, they should. Maybe they're right, anyway. It's probably all just beyond our comprehension, but I can at least attempt to leave behind some fruits for others to pick before they plummet into the apparent darkness too. I'd feel more content knowing I tried.
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Some top tunes I've been blasting repeatedly. This 'Tab Benoit' customer is a hell of a bluesman. Never heard of him before a few months ago. I must have been living under a rock.
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(https://media.tenor.com/t_SDmjOig64AAAAC/dicaprio-leonardo-dicaprio.gif)
Jesus effing Christ:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/10/21/57652773-10802419-The_model_had_both_of_her_arms_and_her_left_leg_amputated_after_-a-12_1652215066271.jpg)
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In college I knew of a chick like that with one leg and no arms. She was a total slut. I guess some guys will fuck anything. No, I wasn't one of them. ;D
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Derby's dose was a form of torture used in Jamaica to punish slaves who attempted to escape or committed other offenses like stealing food on plantations that were owned or ran by Thomas Thistlewood. According to Malcolm Gladwell in his 2008 book Outliers, (Thomas Thistlewood wrote about his outlandish behaviour and disturbing treatment of Jamaican slaves extensively in his 14,000 page diary) "The runaway would be beaten, and salt pickle, lime juice, and bird pepper would be rubbed into his or her open wounds. Another slave would defecate into the mouth of the miscreant, who would then be gagged, with their mouth full, for four to five hours."[1] The punishment was invented by Thomas Thistlewood, a slave overseer, and named after the slave, Derby, who was made to undergo this punishment when he was caught eating young sugar cane stalks in the field on 25 May 1756. However, historian Douglas Hall points out that "Derby's dose" was so-called because it was often administered by one of his slaves called Derby.[2]
Thistlewood recorded this punishment as well as a further punishment of Derby in August of that same year in his diary.[3]
On 18 November 2013 British television host Martin Bashir discredited a comparison made by U.S. politician Sarah Palin between the United States' debt to China and slavery by referring to Derby's dose.[4][5] In pointing out how cruel and barbaric slavery was, Bashir used Derby's dose as an example; at the end of the segment, he finished by saying that "if anyone truly qualified for a dose of discipline from Thomas Thistlewood, [Palin] would be the outstanding candidate".[5] He was criticized for this comment, and ultimately resigned.
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Derby's dose was a form of torture used in Jamaica to punish slaves who attempted to escape or committed other offenses like stealing food on plantations that were owned or ran by Thomas Thistlewood. According to Malcolm Gladwell in his 2008 book Outliers, (Thomas Thistlewood wrote about his outlandish behaviour and disturbing treatment of Jamaican slaves extensively in his 14,000 page diary) "The runaway would be beaten, and salt pickle, lime juice, and bird pepper would be rubbed into his or her open wounds. Another slave would defecate into the mouth of the miscreant, who would then be gagged, with their mouth full, for four to five hours."[1] The punishment was invented by Thomas Thistlewood, a slave overseer, and named after the slave, Derby, who was made to undergo this punishment when he was caught eating young sugar cane stalks in the field on 25 May 1756. However, historian Douglas Hall points out that "Derby's dose" was so-called because it was often administered by one of his slaves called Derby.[2]
Thistlewood recorded this punishment as well as a further punishment of Derby in August of that same year in his diary.[3]
On 18 November 2013 British television host Martin Bashir discredited a comparison made by U.S. politician Sarah Palin between the United States' debt to China and slavery by referring to Derby's dose.[4][5] In pointing out how cruel and barbaric slavery was, Bashir used Derby's dose as an example; at the end of the segment, he finished by saying that "if anyone truly qualified for a dose of discipline from Thomas Thistlewood, [Palin] would be the outstanding candidate".[5] He was criticized for this comment, and ultimately resigned.
Abe, imagine this scene: you're a slave. Goodrum is your master and you've fucked up in some absolutely trivial way. Goodrum being Goodrum, though, he's absolutely fucking furious as his inherent insecurities stemming from being a fat loser have sent him into overdrive. He's determined to demonstrate his authority in the sickest way imaginable. That's right - he's ordered you to receive the Derby's Dose.
Now, you can only pick one - just one - Getbigger to squat over your impudent slave face and deliver the dose in order to pacify the wrath of Goodrum. Who do you pick and why?
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I genuinely think she's absolutely smoking, lol. BOTH arms is maybe a bit much, as I'd still like her to be able to wash herself and brush her teeth (and there's no way I'm spoon-feeding her). One arm and a leg, though: that's the dream.
I think it's outrageous that some fat pig with a degree in googling shit would label me as a little creep with a paraphilic disorder. I'm not in Asia buying used underwear out of a vending machine to sniff like Iron Cross and Muscle Center. I just think a hot woman with something extra going on is even hotter. I absolutely DO NOT want to fuck the stump. I'm not attracted to the stump itself. I just think it's unique, and it represents a new peak on the sexual landscape. I am now a retired climber, but the drive to reach the summit remains.
No fucking way. That would creep me out.
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Abe, imagine this scene: you're a slave. Goodrum is your master and you've fucked up in some absolutely trivial way. Goodrum being Goodrum, though, he's absolutely fucking furious as his inherent insecurities stemming from being a fat, Black gaylord have sent him into overdrive. He's determined to demonstrate his authority in the sickest way imaginable. That's right - he's ordered you to receive the Derby's Dose.
Now, you can only pick one - just one - Getbigger to squat over your impudent slave face and deliver the dose in order to pacify the wrath of Goodrum. Who do you pick and why?
JustPlaneJane - 1. She's a woman. 2. She's slender therefore less shit.
Now your turn.
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JustPlaneJane - 1. She's a woman. 2. She's slender therefore less shit.
Now your turn.
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Jane was actually my first candidate but then it dawned on me that she's too German. Too efficient. She probably has a fantastic diet full of ruffage, and that means that I'm going to be staring down an absolute textbook shit in terms of size and smell. It likely also has a greyish hue. I just can't do it. In typing this I also realise that Derby's Dose is without question the worst punishment going and I would rather die than accept it.
I'm including Getbiggers past and present so I'm picking Lobstah. I reckon it will be a tiny rabbit-like sample similar in size and taste to Nesquik cereal. Plus, at least I get a sly look at her fanny before I'm sullied in the most depraved way.
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My fucking stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
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I honestly feel like my penis has shrunk a little. What the fuck's going on? I used to walk around with a beef wellington down there.
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I honestly feel like my penis has shrunk a little. What the fuck's going on? I used to walk around with a beef wellington down there.
It's called aging.
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It's called aging.
Brutal if true.
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This beautifully expresses my internal voice every time someone asks me what I'd like to eat.
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I've had it up to here with disabled people. Always getting wheeled to the front of queues and shit. If anything, I should be the one getting whisked away to the front of the line, seeing as how I'm having to stand and exhaust my legs while they're chilling out in a comfy seat.
Can't ever fucking get parked, either. Every shop has a million disabled spaces like they're expecting the Paralympic squad to show up, but nothing for the normals.
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Derek effin' Trucks. Easily one of the greatest guitarists of all time, in my book. Who else can channel Whitney and Aretha in a solo? Blows my mind. Song is a bit gay but 3:11 is pure virtuosity.
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I've had it up to here with disabled people. Always getting wheeled to the front of queues and shit. If anything, I should be the one getting whisked away to the front of the line, seeing as how I'm having to stand and exhaust my legs while they're chilling out in a comfy seat.
Can't ever fucking get parked, either. Every shop has a million disabled spaces like they're expecting the Paralympic squad to show up, but nothing for the normals.
Many years ago, I used to volunteer with a group taking blind/disabled but ambulatory under 25's to theme parks. It was one of the best things I ever did...
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Oh not because of some vague social value I might feel I accrued along the way - no - it was simply because all parks we went to had a fast track system so we didn't have to queue - at all - even if we went on the rides again and again (and again and again for some of the kids LOL)
Of course, the punishment for me enjoying that is that it's ruined my ability to visit such places any more - I refuse to queue with the proles ;D
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Many years ago, I used to volunteer with a group taking blind/disabled but ambulatory under 25's to theme parks. It was one of the best things I ever did...
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Oh not because of some vague social value I might feel I accrued along the way - no - it was simply because all parks we went to had a fast track system so we didn't have to queue - at all - even if we went on the rides again and again (and again and again for some of the kids LOL)
Of course, the punishment for me enjoying that is that it's ruined my ability to visit such places any more - I refuse to queue with the proles ;D
;D
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Hahahahahaha! Very funny ;D
(http://i.postimg.cc/jSKhv1gk/7mc6mt.jpg)
Pro-tip - anyone taking a group of kids like this to a fun fair/theme park take it from me - ask them to wear lace-up or velcro footwear if possible - no slip-ons - you spend half the time retrieving shoes flung away at high speeds otherwise... but I'd recommend this sort of volunteering to anyone - 100% honestly
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Many years ago, I used to volunteer with a group taking blind/disabled but ambulatory under 25's to theme parks. It was one of the best things I ever did...
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Oh not because of some vague social value I might feel I accrued along the way - no - it was simply because all parks we went to had a fast track system so we didn't have to queue - at all - even if we went on the rides again and again (and again and again for some of the kids LOL)
Of course, the punishment for me enjoying that is that it's ruined my ability to visit such places any more - I refuse to queue with the proles ;D
They're lazy, Taffin. That's what they are. Taking our kindness for weakness. We build ramps for them everywhere and have you ever seen one of them doing any tricks? I haven't.
Remember this scene in The Inbetweeners? :D
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Of all tragedies, few are greater than the death of the classic British porn magazine. Gone are the days where I could wander around aimlessly in my youth and stumble upon a Razzle or Escort magazine thrown carelessly out of a car window by a sex-starved worker; no doubt on his way home to enjoy another night of involuntary abstinence with his West-Indian manatee of a wife.
Undoubtedly, the rise of the internet is responsible for the decline of print media, and porn in particular took a terrible beating due to the anonymity offered with online smut-searching. No longer did one have to subject oneself to the cashier's look of disgust as they carelessly scanned the magazine in full view of the ever-growing queue of customers behind them. "It’s for a friend's birthday! He'll… he'll find it really funny", the aspiring masturbator would cry out in desperation as he stood beetroot-faced and in tachycardia under the weight of shame.
As I now ramble though various woods and quarries decades later, I’ve come to lament this loss as strongly as one might mourn the death of a close family member or much-loved pet. What I wouldn't give to trip over a weather-beaten old copy of Fiesta or Club International. How my heart longs to flick open the "Reader’s Wives" section and gaze upon a photo of pasty tart sprawled across an unmade bed - a speech bubble painstakingly added by the editor to express something along the lines of "come get me, lads! I'm a right fucking slag."
Indeed, there was no thrill quite like finding filth as a pubescent youngster. As age wearies me and the years condemn, I will remember this period of my life with profound joy. If reincarnation is real, let me be reassembled as my 11-year-old self inside my woodland wank-den.
Internet porn has changed everything for boys growing up. I don't know if that is good or bad.
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Internet porn has changed everything for boys growing up. I don't know if that is good or bad.
In all seriousness, I suspect it’s had a profoundly negative impact on both young men and women.
When I was a young teen, I don't recall that the internet had really taken off – at least not in our demographic. I didn't have a computer at home, and the only people given laptops at school were retards. I do remember my friends would use Limewire to download the occasional video, though, as well as viewing the fucked up shock-site 'Rotten' to satisfy their morbid curiosity.
We had an 'old building' and 'new building' at our school that involved using a pelican crossing (traffic lights) to get to either side. It used to be like some James Bond-esque dead-drop at that crossing, where a poker-faced friend would pass by you shoulder-to-shoulder, looking off into the distance while surreptitiously slipping you a folded up piece of paper that you'd open up on your way to class and see a printout of, say, a woman shitting into another's mouth, lol. It then somehow became your solemn duty to fold the picture back up and pass it on to the next unsuspecting victim. That was pretty much as bad as it got.
Nowadays, kids are exposed to innumerable amounts of grotesque, violent and hateful pornography at the click of a button. Not only that, but a relentless celebrity culture on social media encouraging them to embrace this sort of behaviour as a way to promote oneself and become 'famous', too. Throw in all the retards like Andrew Tate and the incel movement and they're facing an unmarked minefield of psychological trauma. It must have an effect.
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In all seriousness, I suspect it’s had a profoundly negative impact on both young men and women.
When I was a young teen, I don't recall that the internet had really taken off – at least not in our demographic. I didn't have a computer at home, and the only people given laptops at school were retards. I do remember my friends would use Limewire to download the occasional video, though, as well as viewing the fucked up shock-site 'Rotten' to satisfy their morbid curiosity.
We had an 'old building' and 'new building' at our school that involved using a pelican crossing (traffic lights) to get to either side. It used to be like some James Bond-esque dead-drop at that crossing, where a poker-faced friend would pass by you shoulder-to-shoulder, looking off into the distance while surreptitiously slipping you a folded up piece of paper that you'd open up on your way to class and see a printout of, say, a woman shitting into another's mouth, lol. It then somehow became your solemn duty to fold the picture back up and pass it on to the next unsuspecting victim. That was pretty much as bad as it got.
Nowadays, kids are exposed to innumerable amounts of grotesque, violent and hateful pornography at the click of a button. Not only that, but a relentless celebrity culture on social media encouraging them to embrace this sort of behaviour as a way to promote oneself and become 'famous', too. Throw in all the retards like Andrew Tate and the incel movement and they're facing an unmarked minefield of psychological trauma. It must have an effect.
It has definitely changed the male/female dynamic. When I was in school it was very easy getting a girlfriend and almost all guys had gotten laid by age 20 even if they were total nerds. Now a large % of men are virgins at 30 or 40 years old! Dating apps have created a sexual utopia for the top 5% of men (all getbiggers) but created a sexual desert for all the others. Porn has changed sex into a totally mechanical activity for most with an endless stream of sex partners w/no emotional connection.
The only good thing I can see from it is the mystery of sex and all the questions can be answered by a young guy simply looking online. We now have unlimited information.
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It has definitely changed the male/female dynamic. When I was in school it was very easy getting a girlfriend and almost all guys had gotten laid by age 20 even if they were total nerds. Now a large % of men are virgins at 30 or 40 years old! Dating apps have created a sexual utopia for the top 5% of men (all getbiggers) but created a sexual desert for all the others. Porn has changed sex into a totally mechanical activity for most with an endless stream of sex partners w/no emotional connection.
The only good thing I can see from it is the mystery of sex and all the questions can be answered by a young guy simply looking online. We now have unlimited information.
Sounds absolutely fucking horrendous! :D
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Oof, what a cunt. I've got Helicobacter pylori. My stomach has been giving me hell for ages but I just assumed I was dying and didn't bother with it. After walking around in agony like a bloated Biafran child for the past few months, I finally got checked. I must admit, when stomach cancer was first speculated as a possible scenario, I felt a great sense of calm. I looked forward to being able to relax finally, maybe get some Fentanyl lollipops and just fade into oblivion.
Raging with them listing 'fecal-oral' as a transmission route online. People are going to think I'm some sort of willing shit eater or that I got Derby's Dosed. I blatantly must have got it from swimming in filthy seas abroad and eating horrible, communal lunches. My stomach is going to be fucked forever with the amount of antibiotics I need to take now.
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Sounds absolutely fucking horrendous! :D
We'll live.
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I fucking hate mosquitos more than anything on this planet. Just wipe them out. I don't want to hear any shit about ecosystems and stupid gay bats; every mosquito has to go. I'm inhaling so much bug spray and covered in so many bloody welts I look like I've been sharing cigarettes with T-Bombz.
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I fucking hate mosquitos more than anything on this planet. Just wipe them out. I don't want to hear any shit about ecosystems and stupid gay bats; every mosquito has to go. I'm inhaling so much bug spray and covered in so many bloody welts I look like I've been sharing cigarettes with T-Bombz.
I have bats living in my attic which sucks but we don't have a mosquito problem because of them.
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I have bats living in my attic which sucks but we don't have a mosquito problem because of them.
CRISPR technology looks promising for eradicating these little bastards if people grow the balls to do it. Having bats would actually be pretty cool, though (aside from shitting everywhere). Must be fun seeing them fly around.
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CRISPR technology looks promising for eradicating these little faggots if people grow the balls to do it. Having bats would actually be pretty cool, though (aside from shitting everywhere). Must be fun seeing them fly around.
I don't go outside at night because the fuckers swoop down so low they almost hit me. They are cool to see hanging upside down sleeping.
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Oof, the fucking bitch. I swear I'd kill her if I could. Just picked up another 24-hr ban for 'cyberbullying' after telling a diagnosed sociopath and narcissist on YouTube that she wasn't hot. I should have known she'd come at me with guns blazing. Lord, she's a fucking cow.
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I hate her so much. She deserves Derby's Dose for reporting me.
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CRISPR technology looks promising for eradicating these little faggots if people grow the balls to do it. Having bats would actually be pretty cool, though (aside from shitting everywhere). Must be fun seeing them fly around.
Weird coincidence, but the last couple of weekends I've taken my daughter and niece to the lake we live by and used a UV torch to attract the insect life and a couple of adjustable beam LED torches (all cheap shit off Aliexpress) to spotlight the acrobatics of the local variety of bats. Because the lake and river are tree lined we seem to get quite a few different sizes - some pretty big Noctules in there I'm guessing (Googling)
There was a bit of screaming to begin with (from me LOL) but once they realised nothing was going to touch them they really got into it and got pretty good at tracking the little fuckers out of the UV circle with a faux 'cop-grip' (I know it's not called that, but I mean when you see US police in the films have the gun in one hand and the torch on top)
Nothing wrong with getting them good at aiming... ;) ;D
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I hate her so much. She deserves Derby's Dose for reporting me.
I volunteer to help.
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Weird coincidence, but the last couple of weekends I've taken my daughter and niece to the lake we live by and used a UV torch to attract the insect life and a couple of adjustable beam LED torches (all cheap shit off Aliexpress) to spotlight the acrobatics of the local variety of bats. Because the lake and river are tree lined we seem to get quite a few different sizes - some pretty big Noctules in there I'm guessing (Googling)
There was a bit of screaming to begin with (from me LOL) but once they realised nothing was going to touch them they really got into it and got pretty good at tracking the little fuckers out of the UV circle with a faux 'cop-grip' (I know it's not called that, but I mean when you see US police in the films have the gun in one hand and the torch on top)
Nothing wrong with getting them good at aiming... ;) ;D
Haha, yeah, you never know when that thing in the attic might come in handy.
Some of my early memories are of staying up late to see the bats outside our first house. Cujo had me convinced as a child that it was actually quite likely one of us would end up bitten by one and infected with rabies.
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Yesterday I had one of the bats sleeping upside down on my screen door all day. It was alive because it was breathing and it's wings moved a couple times. Maybe his girlfriend kicked him out of the attic nest. ;D If it is there this morning I will have to chase him away with a broom.
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Yesterday I had one of the bats sleeping upside down on my screen door all day. It was alive because it was breathing and it's wings moved a couple times. Maybe his girlfriend kicked him out of the attic nest. ;D If it is there this morning I will have to chase him away with a broom.
Haha, poor guy can't catch a break. Might have to ambush him with a Super Soaker if he doesn't take the hint.
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Haha, poor guy can't catch a break. Might have to ambush him with a Super Soaker if he doesn't take the hint.
He flew away on his own.
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I had tickets to see Guns N Roses recently but I decided against it. They're my favourite rock band ever and Appetite for Destruction was the first album I ever owned after picking it for my 7th birthday present. I remember my mum trying to convince me to pick a Genesis cassette instead but even back then I knew they looked like a bunch of gaylords.
I was such a little gimp, I even used to try and dress like Axl (no, not the bicycle shorts, pedo). I'd rather remember him as the lean and volatile fanny-magnet that he was back in the day, rather than the fat old guy who sounds like Mickey Mouse now.
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Haha, yeah, you never know when that thing in the attic might come in handy.
Some of my early memories are of staying up late to see the bats outside our first house. Cujo had me convinced as a child that it was actually quite likely one of us would end up bitten by one and infected with rabies.
LOL shit forgot I told you guys about that! I haven't been up there since, so I'm going to get it down this weekend...
I bet it's a toy, but it looks real enough
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LOL shit forgot I told you guys about that! I haven't been up there since, so I'm going to get it down this weekend...
I bet it's a toy, but it looks real enough
I'm curious to know what it is now. it might be an old, deactivated one if it's got a realistic weight to it.
I've got two shotguns in my non-UK residence. Having them around makes me sympathize with that farmer Tony Martin. I can't deny it would be quite fun to stage a Home Alone-style ambush and shoot a gypsy in the spine as he's running away in fear, lol.
I'm going to buy a pellet version of the old Sig P226 soon. It's good fun just to shoot carboard targets in the back garden and practice drills.
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I used to enjoy going around local markets in some places and seeing what they had to offer. The Makarov is an old classic but the big, bulky thing is funny. It's a fully automatic piece of shit that fires blanks.
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I'm curious to know what it is now. it might be an old, deactivated one if it's got a realistic weight to it.
I've got two shotguns in my non-UK residence. Having them around makes me sympathize with that farmer Tony Martin. I can't deny it would be quite fun to stage a Home Alone-style ambush and shoot a gypsy in the spine as he's running away in fear, lol.
I'm going to buy a pellet version of the old Sig P226 soon. It's good fun just to shoot carboard targets in the back garden and practice drills.
It's definitely metal, and looks (IIRC) a bit like this
(http://i.postimg.cc/Kv6SNm9g/u-https-i-pinimg-com-originals-13-92-87-139287eef325d8c6ef3fce97f060319c.jpg)
So I just learned you can get pellet guns made of metal! - bet it's one of them
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Went and saw that stupid move Asteroid City last night. Holy fuck, what a load of shit. Complete waste of a good cast. I spilled nacho cheese all down my T-shirt because it was pitch fucking black even during the trailers, and some retard had the speakers set to 11 so my ears were getting blasted with about 150 decibels the whole time. It was hell from start to finish. Ended up on my phone for almost the entire movie.
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Went and saw that stupid move Asteroid City last night. Holy fuck, what a load of shit. Complete waste of a good cast. I spilled nacho cheese all down my T-shirt because it was pitch fucking black even during the trailers, and some retard had the speakers set to 11 so my ears were getting blasted with about 150 decibels the whole time. It was hell from start to finish. Ended up on my phone for almost the entire movie.
That is why I only watch movies from home.
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That is why I only watch movies from home.
I much prefer to. I usually only go as a gesture of openness because I'm either away or sat on a computer working all the time, and it beats having to do some other monotonous task. I reckon Oppenheimer will be pretty cool to see in the cinema soon, though.
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Man, this band is fucking great. They've got fewer than 2 thousand subs on YouTube, which seems criminally low. Strange voices usually bug me, but these songs have a great build up and sound very original. Really enjoying cooking with the album on in the background. Might be another 'Hi Ren' post and everyone else thinks they're dog shit, though :D.
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Women who drink full pints are sexual deviants or lesbians and they can all fuck off. That's my final word on the matter and I believe I have the weight of evidence on my side.
The dorks at my girlfriend's workplace are so desperate for social interaction that they constantly try to inject themselves into other people's lives and create stupid events for everyone to go to outside of work hours. Get fucked. Leave me alone.
No, I am not going out for a work dinner, and no I will not meet for drinks with some stupid blimp and her spouse. I don't care if I have anything in common with her husband. I don't care if they're actually 'really nice'. Further, if she says things like she 'could murder a pint' then she's a weird, masculinized pervert and 100% into swinging and group sex. It's all part of the package that comes with risk-taking behavior and refusing to follow social norms. First it's a pint and then it will be lunging at my cock like it's an unwrapped Snickers and trying to shove it in her fat gob while her mutant husband watches and wanks.
Why the fuck can't people just mind their own business? I'd rather self-immolate than have to make small talk with strangers ever again.
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Women who drink full pints are sexual deviants or lesbians and they can all fuck off. That's my final word on the matter and I believe I have the weight of evidence on my side.
The dorks at my girlfriend's workplace are so desperate for social interaction that they constantly try to inject themselves into other people's lives and create stupid events for everyone to go to outside of work hours. Get fucked. Leave me alone.
No, I am not going out for a work dinner, and no I will not meet for drinks with some stupid blimp and her spouse. I don't care if I have anything in common with her husband. I don't care if they're actually 'really nice'. Further, if she says things like she 'could murder a pint' then she's a weird, masculinized pervert and 100% into swinging and group sex. It's all part of the package that comes with risk-taking behavior and refusing to follow social norms. First it's a pint and then it will be lunging at my cock like it's an unwrapped Snickers and trying to shove it in her fat gob while her mutant husband watches and wanks.
Why the fuck can't people just mind their own business? I'd rather self-immolate than have to make small talk with strangers ever again.
Why do so many people insist on couples shit? Cannot fucking stand it. Like Iron Mike once told Greta Van Susteren, don't speak to me unless you are planning to fornicate with me.
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Why do so many people insist on couples shit? Cannot fucking stand it. Like Iron Mike once told Greta Van Susteren, don't speak to me unless you are planning to fornicate with me.
:D He said that?
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Why do so many people insist on couples shit? Cannot fucking stand it. Like Iron Mike once told Greta Van Susteren, don't speak to me unless you are planning to fornicate with me.
I really fucking hate it. I don't like getting wound up and going on massive rants, as I want to see the good in human beings and give a shit about being part of the world, but I don't have the energy for it. It's not coming from a sense of superiority or anything like that; I just recognize that I'm a boring fuck, they're boring fucks, and I don't want to go through some stupid charade just so other people can stick their noses into my life and have things to talk about with their partners when they're bored. I already have to put in effort with her family and close friends, so her work mates can all go and eat a big pile of shit. Bunch of weird creeps.
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:D He said that?
I may not have the quote exact but yes, he told her that.
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I think I might seriously pursue the idea of having my body turned into gourmet dog food when I die. I am demanding to be ground up and tinned for canine consumption. As a lean meat, I'd likely benefit from a good marinade in a nice liquid first (I'm recommending red wine, rosemary, and vegetable stock, assuming that dogs also have a palate for nuanced flavours). Ideally, I can then be shipped out and fed to street dogs somewhere.
If I can donate my expired body to 'science', which I already have done, then I should be able to have my non-vital parts used for the benefit of other species, too. I also wouldn't mind if the outer skin of my penis was used as a giant haggis casing and given to a hot, female cannibal in my country of birth, but I can't see that happening.
I find comfort in the knowledge that my stupid body will get dumped in the ground and devoured by worms, but I want my benevolence towards animals to be my defining attribute in both life and death. Therefore, I want to take things a step further, feed my friends, piss some people off, and challenge the prevailing lack of wisdom on issues such as meat eating and cemeteries wasting space.
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Is she a Pitbull in the sack?
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Is she a Pitbull in the sack?
Bro...
Lady in the streets, Pit Bull in the sheets.
(The dog, not the singer.)
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I shouldn't post pictures of people without their consent, but my partner must be some sort of mutant. It's really quite remarkable.
She only goes to the gym with me 2 or 3 times a week to train legs, and she does cardio maybe once a month when I make her come jogging. As for nutrition, I follow a 100% carb and sugar diet, so she lives off of pasta and risotto mostly.
Despite all this, she manages to resemble a muscle-bound Staffordshire Bull Terrier with a Dorian Yates barn-door back and massive glutes. I told her she'd be able to do well in physique competitions, but she dismissed it as 'gay' and I agreed. Bodybuilding is indeed as gay as the day is long.
Respectfully PS have you had unfettered access to her glorious rectum?
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Respectfully PS have you had unfettered access to her glorious rectum?
And do you have any bushes near your windows please..? (asking for a friend)
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And do you have any bushes near your windows please..? (asking for a friend)
I do indeed and you my friend have an open invite!
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I find this whole online 'incel' community incredibly funny. Everything is about someone getting 'brutally mogged' or it being 'over' for 'squintcels, beardcels, currycels' and every other conceivable virgin due to some sort of unfortunate feature. I can't tell if they're all saying this stuff in a deliberately exaggerated and comical way or if they are being serious. it's the ambiguity of it all that's funny. I think that's why I'm such a big fan of Pamith as well. I honestly don't know if he's a full-on retard or if he's aware of the humor in the stuff he writes.
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I believe this is what they refer to as an absolutely brutal 'mogging'. Not sure what sort of 'cel' this guy would be, probably multiple, but it's definitely over for him.
(https://www.celebheights.com/sr/d/dolph-lundgren.jpg)
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Even mouthbreathing felines are getting mogged. I guess it's over for catcels too.
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That's enough browsing this autistic subculture now. It's horrifically poisonous, lol. No wonder they're all killing themselves.
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I find this whole online 'incel' community incredibly funny. Everything is about someone getting 'brutally mogged' or it being 'over' for 'squintcels, beardcels, currycels' and every other conceivable virgin due to some sort of unfortunate feature. I can't tell if they're all saying this stuff in a deliberately exaggerated and comical way or if they are being serious. it's the ambiguity of it all that's funny. I think that's why I'm such a big fan of Pamith as well. I honestly don't know if he's a full-on retard or if he's aware of the humor in the stuff he writes.
incels. is I go on there everyday and laugh my ass off with their stories and negative attitude. After a while it gets depressing though.
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incels. is I go on there everyday and laugh my ass off with their stories and negative attitude. After a while it gets depressing though.
I read a particularly funny post somewhere years ago that stays with me. The incel went to an international airport and had an absolute nightmare of a time getting mogged left and right by everyone. He was running around everywhere, trying to duck out of sight from 6 foot Nordic 'chads', then he'd sit down for a moment of respite when a sports team would walk by and he'd have to be off and running again, lol.
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Oh, for God's sake. Just picked up another 24 hour ban from YouTube. It's practically every week now and I'm not even doing anything. It's literally impossible to act like a normal human being online. Wasn't there some Iranian woman who went nuts once and shot up a YouTube HQ? Fucking legend. That's what I'm going to do.
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Oh, for God's sake. Just picked up another 24 hour ban from YouTube. It's practically every week now and I'm not even doing anything. It's literally impossible to act like a normal human being online. Wasn't there some Iranian woman who went nuts once and shot up a YouTube HQ? Fucking legend. That's what I'm going to do.
Do they send you a message that you are banned? Is it just for posting videos?
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Do they send you a message that you are banned? Is it just for posting videos?
I get a notification pop up on my screen telling me that my commenting ability has been taken away to 'protect the community', and other warnings that I've been flagged for cyberbullying, lol.
All I do is watch videos and occasionally write stupid puns or very mildly mock idiots in the comments section with condescension like 'I'm sorry you're struggling to comprehend this', or 'I hope this helps'. People go absolutely nuts now and report anything that isn't insincere praise and motivational support.
I'm guessing this one was from the dork who said he'd cry if he saw a particular artist perform on stage. I politely informed him that he's unstable and should see a doctor, then all the other losers ran to his defense and lynched me, haha.
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I get a notification pop up on my screen telling me that my commenting ability has been taken away to 'protect the community', and other warnings that I've been flagged for cyberbullying, lol.
All I do is watch videos and occasionally write stupid puns or very mildly mock idiots in the comments section with condescension like 'I'm sorry you're struggling to comprehend this', or 'I hope this helps'. People go absolutely nuts now and report anything that isn't insincere praise and motivational support.
I'm guessing this one was from the dork who said he'd cry if he saw a particular artist perform on stage. I politely informed him that he's unstable and should see a doctor, then all the other losers ran to his defense and lynched me, haha.
I'm surprised I have never gotten one of those notifications because I have had some battles in the comment section. I think they just shadow ban my comments a lot.
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I'm surprised I have never gotten one of those notifications because I have had some battles in the comment section. I think they just shadow ban my comments a lot.
Yeah, I used to always get shadow-banned back in the day when I trolled Piana and CT Fletcher. Now I'm getting these 24-hour bans literally every week. Must have had at least 10 now. I think I'm addicted to annoying people.
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Yeah, I used to always get shadow-banned back in the day when I trolled Piana and CT Fletcher. Now I'm getting these 24-hour bans literally every week. Must have had at least 10 now. I think I'm addicted to annoying people.
It's easy to create meltdowns. I do it daily on Quora. These people would be suicidal on Getbig.
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Air fryers can suck my fucking penis. First off, it's a mini oven. Drop the gimmicky label and call it what it is. Secondly, it's a load of shite. Oh, great. I've saved £30 a year. I'll retire early now and buy the Ferrari I've always wanted. Unless you're a deadbeat student surviving on French fries for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, it's also a massive pain in the ass to cook a meal using one stupid, tiny basket for individual components. Gayest product ever.
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I will counter this and say my airfryer makes perfect salmon, to the point that that alone justifies the purchase.
4 oz wild caught salmon
olive oil
ajika seasoning
air fry on 390 for 7 min
No other methods come close
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I will counter this and say my airfryer makes perfect salmon, to the point that that alone justifies the purchase.
4 oz wild caught salmon
olive oil
ajika seasoning
air fry on 390 for 7 min
No other methods come close
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I shall think a great deal about what you've presented here, Grape. If it produces crispy salmon skin, perhaps I've made an error.
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Sounds terrible, but I must confess that I hate having to work with women in academic or workplace settings these days. It was fine when I was younger and carefree, because I'd just sleep with them. Since the age of 17, when I banged my manager, I developed a habit of nailing almost every (attractive) woman I had to interact with, and it made life easier.
Now, when there's responsibilities, and 'power dynamics', and all I want is a quiet life and everyone to leave me alone, it always feels like I have to walk on eggshells and maintain a superficial veneer of cordiality and charm just to avoid activating women's ego-driven insecurities.
While I'm not exactly Schopenhauer, it seems quite obvious to me that there are biological sex-based differences in our brains, and women don't handle hierarchies or challenges to their viewpoints that well. Of course, there are exceptions and I'm just speaking in general terms, but I have little time now for navigating through their landmine-protected emotional fortifications.
Side note: none of this is to suggest that I am some sort of mouth-breathing supporter of limiting women's opportunities at work. I am, at heart, a great admirer of Wollstonecraft. I just wish to remove myself from almost all forms of human interaction and live life as a hermit.
If you've got the hole in the ground lined up, I'll give you a cutting from my Juniper bush
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If you've got the hole in the ground lined up, I'll give you a cutting from my Juniper bush
What, no jizz-drenched trimming from Rob's bush? That's bad luck.
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Just bought a tweed blazer, lol. I should be bullied.
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Fucking blazer looks like a load of shit and doesn't fit. I never order online for that reason, so I suppose I deserve it. Raging. Also chronically tired recently. Something must be up, as coffee isn't working at all. Wish it were easy to sample those drugs they give to hyperactive little bastards in the UK. I bet it would help me feel more alert.
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Fucking blazer looks like a load of shit and doesn't fit. I never order online for that reason, so I suppose I deserve it. Raging. Also chronically tired recently. Something must be up, as coffee isn't working at all. Wish it were easy to sample those drugs they give to hyperactive little bastards in the UK. I bet it would help me feel more alert.
It's called aging. Try taking a nap everyday.
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What, no jizz-drenched trimming from Rob's bush? That's bad luck.
Hahaha - well I can get you that for sure, but it was meant as a Python reference
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It's called aging. Try taking a nap everyday.
Nah, I not old enough to require daily naps, lol. If I nap, I am up all night. Something is not right with me still. My stomach is still fucked despite no longer having helicobacter, and I'm constantly burdened by headaches and fatigue. I suspect that cancer is spreading through my wearied body like wildfire. Or it's AIDS.
Hahaha - well I can get you that for sure, but it was meant as a Python reference
I love that film but didn't catch the reference, haha.
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Nah, I not old enough to require daily naps, lol. If I nap, I am up all night. Something is not right with me still. My stomach is still fucked despite no longer having helicobacter, and I'm constantly burdened by headaches and fatigue. I suspect that cancer is spreading through my wearied body like wildfire. Or it's AIDS.
I love that film but didn't catch the reference, haha.
Be careful dude, it might be cancer of teh AIDS :'(
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Nah, I not old enough to require daily naps, lol. If I nap, I am up all night. Something is not right with me still. My stomach is still fucked despite no longer having helicobacter, and I'm constantly burdened by headaches and fatigue. I suspect that cancer is spreading through my wearied body like wildfire. Or it's AIDS.
I love that film but didn't catch the reference, haha.
I sleep 2X a day for 3-4 hours each session. Wake up at 1am, have coffee and workout.
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Be careful dude, it might be cancer of teh AIDS :'(
Oof, that's the worst kind of AIDS.
I sleep 2X a day for 3-4 hours each session. Wake up at 1am, have coffee and workout.
That's brutal. Is it a deliberate thing to maximize training or have you just got a fucked sleep pattern?
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I love looking at botched tattoos. What a nightmare, lol.
(https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/bad-tattoos-7.jpeg)
(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny-tattoo-fails-face-swaps-comparisons-36-57b1769dd2c51__700.jpg)
(https://www.liveabout.com/thmb/shulKSydBHWDDRCvg_RpSM3IXgo=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/crazy-tattoo-58b8d2dd3df78c353c22887e.jpg)
(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/funny-tattoo-fails-face-swaps-comparisons-9-57ad8b4ad31ac__700.jpg)
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Oof, that's the worst kind of AIDS.
That's brutal. Is it a deliberate thing to maximize training or have you just got a fucked sleep pattern?
Biphasic sleep pattern.
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Matt Canning nuking all his old Facebook posts feels like a genuine tragedy. They were laugh-out-loud funny and I loved browsing them when I needed a quick break. I'm honestly gutted that all the Jew rants and threats to murder cops are gone.
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Matt Canning nuking all his old Facebook posts feels like a genuine tragedy. They were laugh-out-loud funny and I loved browsing them when I needed a quick break. I'm honestly gutted that all the Jew rants and threats to murder cops are gone.
That's horrible news.
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That's horrible news.
I can tell that he thinks I'm behind the reports. He no longer responds when I ask him about stuff, lol. Now, I will admit that I'm aware of a rumor—a vicious rumor—that alleges I created a gimmick on here in order to frame him for a crime he didn't commit, then lobby for a temporary timeout in order to induce a meltdown. I would neither confirm nor deny such an allegation because, frankly, it's beneath me.
However, I will state that what happens on Getbig, stays on Getbig. I would not want him banned from Facebook and I enjoyed his autistic venting a lot. My particular favourites were the almost-daily threats to murder the police and jurors (many of whom are now already deceased) who conspired against him after he was sexually assaulted and vigorously finger banged by a crooked cop in 2007, leading to him suffering an ass infection.
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I need to remove the word 'faggot' from my vocabulary. I feel as though I say it far too much on here and in real life, and it carries the very real risk of getting me into deep shit. I've always just taken it as a funny-sounding word that everyone used, and it was never in the context of a pejorative for gay people. I suppose I just view it as synonymous with being a bit of a useless man/bungling sook.
However, people seem to take genuine, deep offense to it now. I mildly slipped on a stair while going for a piss the other day, sat back down with my mate and jokingly exclaimed that 'I just looked like a right faggot'. However, there were two gay-looking young men in the booth next to us who clearly heard me and looked uncomfortable. The last thing I need is to get arrested for a 'hate crime', or have some moralizer report me to my work. I will search for a suitable replacement and do my best to enforce this change. Perhaps 'gimp' will suffice.
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Back in the day on Yahoo Answers, I used to troll the place and ask for advice on how I could become a vet because I had a hatred for dogs and cats after getting bitten as a child, and I secretly wanted to euthanize healthy ones. However, after Harold Shipman and that evil bitch Lucy Letby (among others) started giving everyone lethal injections for a laugh, I reckon there must actually be a few of their equivalents in the veterinary world out there. Highly disturbing to consider, as they'll likely never be caught. I suspect human nature is darker than we like to admit. The internet is starting to reveal the terrifying numbers of real weirdos we have in the world.
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Back in the day on Yahoo Answers, I used to troll the place and ask for advice on how I could become a vet because I had a hatred for dogs and cats after getting bitten as a child, and I secretly wanted to euthanize healthy ones. However, after Harold Shipman and that evil bitch Lucy Letby (among others) started giving everyone lethal injections for a laugh, I reckon there must actually be a few of their equivalents in the veterinary world out there. Highly disturbing to consider, as they'll likely never be caught. I suspect human nature is darker than we like to admit. The internet is starting to reveal the terrifying numbers of real weirdos we have in the world.
That is very dark.
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I've been drinking espresso martinis this summer. I fear I'm a fag.got.
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I've been drinking espresso martinis this summer. I fear I'm a fag.got.
Abe, espresso martinis are godly. If anything, you're a king of kangz. I've had to knock it on the head to get my stomach ulcer under control, but I almost exclusively stick to cocktails when out, lol.
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Abe, espresso martinis are godly. If anything, you're a king of kangz. I've had to knock it on the head to get my stomach ulcer under control, but I almost exclusively stick to cocktails when out, lol.
Thank you for the pep talk. I was beginning to worry.
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Looks like I'm going back to the place I was in the Middle East previously, although in a slightly different, better paid role. I'm very happy, although much more aware of how important it is for me to actually be physically healthy and disciplined in preserving my sanity.
I would love to continue the research role, as I care about it, and I want to put the money towards property, but realistically it may be much too big of a workload. I'll have to see. I'll miss Christmas this year, which won't be the first time, but Halloween will have to be extra cool. Can't wait to dress up, make pizza, and blast the Ghostbusters theme tune.
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I begin today with a reinvigorated sense of self and purpose. No longer shall I distract and debase myself by ogling the female form online. It has no benefit, and only serves to invite weakness as I inadvertently start to notice the insignificant flaws and imperfections of those around me. I wish to appreciate real people and real life as opposed to Photoshop and fillers.
I have always disdained influencers, Tik-Tokers, Hip Hoppers, and YouTubers in skin-tight joggers as meretricious and damaged cretins. However, I have continued to frequent the red-light districts of Getbig, and the seemingly innocent social-media channels of legitimate female athletes for too long. Going forward, I will appreciate beauty only where it is unexpectedly found, without searching for it, and without coveting it. Get behind me, sluts!
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I begin today with a reinvigorated sense of self and purpose. No longer shall I distract and debase myself by ogling the female form online. It has no benefit, and only serves to invite weakness as I inadvertently start to notice the insignificant flaws and imperfections of those around me. I wish to appreciate real people and real life as opposed to Photoshop and fillers.
I have always disdained influencers, Tik-Tokers, Hip Hoppers, and YouTubers in skin-tight joggers as meretricious and damaged cretins. However, I have continued to frequent the red-light districts of Getbig, and the seemingly innocent social-media channels of legitimate female athletes for too long. Going forward, I will appreciate beauty only where it is unexpectedly found, without searching for it, and without coveting it. Get behind me, sluts!
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Oh, good. You're back. I was about to bump the candlelit vigil thread again. I thought maybe you'd been snagged by Operation Yewtree or something!
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Oh, good. You're back. I was about to bump the candlelit vigil thread again. I thought maybe you'd been snagged by Operation Yewtree or something!
Nah, I'm fine - just finding the G&O a touch depressing at the moment - people talking about serious bidness like depression, loss and suicide - doesn't feel like the right place for my juvenile BS right now. Also a huge amount of film references that I have no idea about LOL!
I'll just hide in Rob's bushes for now... ;D
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Nah, I'm fine - just finding the G&O a touch depressing at the moment - people talking about serious bidness like depression, loss and suicide - doesn't feel like the right place for my juvenile BS right now. Also a huge amount of film references that I have no idea about LOL!
I'll just hide in Rob's bushes for now... ;D
Haha, yeah, it's a bit shit. Perhaps we should inject some levity into the whole suicide topic and make fun of people who claim to have tried killing themselves multiple times. How much of a spaz do you have to be to botch killing yourself? :D
I took the girlfriend 'survival' camping last night for her first time. Which ended up with her in a hammock, freezing her tits off, and me in a little A-frame shelter I made, sleeping soundly until she kept waking me up to complain of hypothermia. I'm knackered now, so I'll spend the day spring-cleaning this thread and removing anything likely to get me thrown in jail one day.
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Watched The Alpinist. Wow, what an honest, powerful, and inspiring documentary. I've often been critical of excessively dangerous endeavors like free soloing, and I've dismissed those who dare to do it as unthinking fools, blindly following their out-of-control impulses. However, that's not an entirely fair judgement—certainly not from someone who's constantly taken risks, too.
There is much to admire about these minds. They operate on a different level to most of the world, and they view life differently. As I get older, and more cynical, and I find myself despising people, this film was a nice reminder to keep being in love with the world. Love everything worthy of love, intensely hate anyone devoid of it, and give everything 100%. I don't like the idea of going away again soon, and if I get myself killed it's going to eternally piss off any part of my consciousness that can somehow survive death (which it can't, I hope), but life is to be lived to the fullest.
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Watched The Alpinist. Wow, what an honest, powerful, and inspiring documentary. I've often been critical of excessively dangerous endeavors like free soloing, and I've dismissed those who dare to do it as unthinking fools, blindly following their out-of-control impulses. However, that's not an entirely fair judgement—certainly not from someone who's constantly taken risks, too.
There is much to admire about these minds. They operate on a different level to most of the world, and they view life differently. As I get older, and more cynical, and I find myself despising people, this film was a nice reminder to keep being in love with the world. Love everything worthy of love, intensely hate anyone devoid of it, and give everything 100%. I don't like the idea of going away again soon, and if I get myself killed it's going to eternally piss off any part of my consciousness that can somehow survive death (which it can't, I hope), but life is to be lived to the fullest.
I also despise most people.