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ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2021, 10:32:26 AM »
As a man, some things are beneath me. Riding a bicycle is one of them.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2021, 11:29:11 AM »
ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
A guy making them would be weird.  Sexy women making them is very relaxing.  I listen to 2 or 3 a day.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2021, 10:25:35 AM »
I get occasional tinnitus and was looking to drown it out at night. It was some guy I accidentally clicked on. Fucking thing was disgusting! I was horrified.
Don't listen to a guy, that's gay. ;D  I listen to classical music all night when I sleep.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2021, 12:39:29 PM »
Day 13 of hotel quarantine and I am horrified by my twinkish reflection in the mirror. I have successfully dismissed all attempts to initiate conversation from the mutant expats, though. I am now changing my focus in life and giving myself ten years to become a millionaire. Once that is achieved, I'll become a recluse, run a mastiff rescue, and spend all day looking at The Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks.
How do you plan on making the million?

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2021, 05:57:49 PM »
Listening to Hall & Oates.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2021, 06:47:58 AM »
Maneater?

Haha, no, 'Out of Touch', but that is a tune.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2021, 03:36:09 AM »
I do love a good can of wine.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2021, 03:37:34 AM »
I do love a good can of wine.
A bottle is better.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2021, 02:05:43 AM »
A bottle is better.

Usually, but sunny days in the park with friends call for something a little more lowbrow. Those white wine tins are ace.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2021, 06:34:06 AM »
Just watched Riders of Justice. Great film; very funny. Love the fat guy Emmenthaler.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2021, 06:01:37 AM »
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2021, 02:38:43 AM »
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
About anything is more enjoyable than shining shoes.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2021, 07:21:18 AM »
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2021, 07:25:20 AM »
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2021, 06:33:09 PM »
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.

Haha, I suppose it would!

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2021, 11:48:19 AM »
Margot Robbie is so stunningly beautiful that I want to smash my penis with a mallet and disembowel myself every time I look at her.
Wouldn't you rather just fuck her instead?

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2021, 02:31:02 AM »
Absolutely. It's the frustration that arises from knowing I can't that makes me want to tear myself limb from limb.
They all feel the same when you are up in them.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2021, 04:57:29 AM »
haha, that sounds horrendous. I feel like I've inadvertently degraded the cultured spirit of this thread with too much sex talk. I need to get things back on track and focus on more innocent topics such as Down's syndrome and formal footwear.
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2021, 06:10:12 AM »
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed. ;D
I'm scared to go in there these days - Primemuscle is always lurking and ready to sneak up on someone and sniff their hair.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2021, 11:55:35 AM »
Exciting stuff: I'm moving back to the Middle East! Can't wait to eat nothing but bread and beans and look like shit.
On a positive note you'll get a young wife.  The Taliban is going door to door in Afghanistan and assigning any female 15 or older a husband.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2021, 11:04:55 AM »
They've got their priorities in order  :-X.
They say they are committed to fighting climate change as well.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2021, 03:37:10 AM »
Word on the street is they're big on gender-neutral bathrooms, too. I just hope they preserve man-love Thursday.
Goat- love Friday.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2021, 09:45:30 AM »
I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.