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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2021, 11:23:45 AM »
I miss having a dog in my life so much. Saw a Dogo Argentino earlier that was the coolest thing.
Dogs are the best companions.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2021, 03:04:38 AM »
Prob shouldn't document my psychological ups and downs or whereabouts here! Arrived at my new home now for the next year. Fun times.
Getbig is great therapy.  You get a dose of reality instead of the fantasy you get everywhere else.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2021, 04:05:15 AM »
Getbig is great therapy.  You get a dose of reality instead of the fantasy you get everywhere else.

I think it's the opposite for me. It's a great place to take the piss out of each other and say stupid shit. Although it's also hilarious when some deluded bodybuilder turns up and gets torn apart, lol.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2021, 12:08:34 PM »
Had an armed militia visit me today - but thankfully not to shove me into an orange jumpsuit and decapitate me. Just wanted me to take a look at a bomb they found. Also skipping chest day today because I can't be bothered.
Were they "White Nationalists?"

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2021, 09:21:05 AM »
I love the hardman martial artist and pussy slayer gimmicks that crop up on Getbig. They always crack me up. Tunza Muscle, as much as it pains me to agree with Canning, was God-tier. And the story one guy wrote claiming to be a bodybuilder with two master's degrees who had some other man's kid say 'I wish you were my dad' in front of him still makes me laugh.
This is the land of giants.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2021, 02:51:54 AM »
Lately I've been feeling compelled to step into a boxing ring and damage some more brain cells. I hoped this aspect of myself would diminish with age, but it only seems to escalate. Maybe I'll take on a transgender in da cage.
Just read Getbig everyday.  That damages enough brain cells.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2021, 12:34:35 PM »
It's kicking off big time today while I'm trying to sunbathe. Small arms, rockets, mortars, etc. I feel that if I could just add a few inches to my arms, I'd be able to bring all parties to the table for peace talks.
Big arms cure many ills.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2021, 09:19:36 PM »
Big arms cure many ills.

They're a universally respected attribute for sure. Everyone wants to know the secret to big arms.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2021, 08:51:01 AM »
They're a universally respected attribute for sure. Everyone wants to know the secret to big arms.
The secret is that most can't build them.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2021, 09:08:21 AM »
Michael Bolton is a living legend. Not only is his vocal range amazing, but he's clearly a shagger of biblical proportions. While all the men were busy mocking his admittedly abominable mullet, he was banging the living hell out of probably every housewife in America throughout the 1980s. I tip my hat to the man.
There is no doubt he gets lots of poon.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2021, 04:42:19 PM »
Michael Bolton is a living legend. Not only is his vocal range amazing, but he's clearly a shagger of biblical proportions. While all the men were busy mocking his admittedly abominable mullet, he was banging the living hell out of probably every housewife in America throughout the 1980s. I tip my hat to the man.

I had no idea

Talking of mullets, was that a mullet that Bumstead was rocking at the Olympia?  Maybe they're making a comeback - who's with me..?
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2021, 04:49:01 PM »
I slept too late this morning. Gotta quit this. Life's to short to spend a lot of time in bed....sleeping, that is.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2021, 10:26:53 PM »
I had no idea

Talking of mullets, was that a mullet that Bumstead was rocking at the Olympia?  Maybe they're making a comeback - who's with me..?

I think I saw that guy rocking one, yeah.  I'm entirely committed to forming a gang of mullet-sporting Getbig trolls.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2021, 02:06:35 AM »
I slept too late this morning. Gotta quit this. Life's to short to spend a lot of time in bed....sleeping, that is.
Sleeping is the ultimate relaxation.  Most don't get enough.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2021, 01:55:43 PM »
Sleeping is the ultimate relaxation.  Most don't get enough.

It is not so much how long you sleep as how deep you sleep. Power naps are great!

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2021, 03:24:28 PM »
It is not so much how long you sleep as how deep you sleep. Power naps are great!
Yes, they are.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2021, 06:08:14 AM »
Finally managed to get a decent Wi-Fi signal and watch the Fury vs Wilder fight. Amazing. I'm very happy for Fury. He's always been unashamedly true to himself. I remember years ago everyone used to trash him on here. I always thought he was going to be great. Now I think it's fair to say he's one of the UK's all-time greats.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2021, 10:21:03 AM »
Finally managed to get a decent Wi-Fi signal and watch the Fury vs Wilder fight. Amazing. I'm very happy for Fury. He's always been unashamedly true to himself. I remember years ago everyone used to trash him on here. I always thought he was going to be great. Now I think it's fair to say he's one of the UK's all-time greats.
For it's size, the UK produces some great boxers.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2021, 10:08:55 AM »
I often find myself imitating Delia Smith's infamous 'WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S BE HAVING YOU!' speech when I'm searching for random items in cupboards. I'll never forget those rousing words.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2021, 02:24:05 PM »
I often find myself imitating Delia Smith's infamous 'WHERE ARE YOU? LET'S BE HAVING YOU!' speech when I'm searching for random items in cupboards. I'll never forget those rousing words.

Not sure why, but that forced a chuckle out of me at the memory ;D



'Corporate hospitality' 🥂🍷🍾LOL ;D
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2021, 03:39:12 AM »
Not sure why, but that forced a chuckle out of me at the memory ;D



'Corporate hospitality' 🥂🍷🍾LOL ;D

She was clearly just sat in her box getting absolutely shit faced and thought, 'Right, that's it. Time to rally the troops.'😂

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #46 on: October 24, 2021, 02:59:35 PM »
I believe it would be a big triumph for women's MMA, along with feminism in general, if we were to include pubic hair status in their stats.

Rose Namajunas
HEIGHT: 5' 5"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs.
REACH: 65"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Completely shaved

Jessica Andrade
HEIGHT: 5' 1"
WEIGHT: 125 lbs.
REACH: 62"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Full bush

Tecia Torres
HEIGHT: 5' 1"
WEIGHT: 115 lbs.
REACH: 60"
STANCE: Orthodox
PUBIC HAIR: Landing strip

It would just give the fans that something 'extra' to take interest in. And personally, I'd always root for a landing strip over a full bush.
Pretty sure they are all shaved.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2021, 09:21:07 AM »
I'm suspicious of some of the bull dykes. A huge minge might be a tactical advantage.
An advantage from the smell?

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2021, 02:18:16 PM »
Imagine getting choked out with your face stuck inches away from Amanda Nunes's unkempt bush peeking out at you.

Parsh.
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2021, 05:40:02 AM »
I currently have the worst chicken legs of all time. I'm not really sure what to do about this. Perhaps huge amounts of bodyweight squats, but it might be easier just to commit suicide.