Julia Stiles Tribute Thread!

[Fatpanda]

very well topskin, i will refrain from spoiling your thread with truth, but i will leave you with one last comment.

in many of these photos she looks like a boy in drag. that is why i think she is ugly. as i do not find men attractive. 

[Topskin69]

very well topskin, i will refrain from spoiling your thread with truth, but i will leave you with one last comment.

in many of these photos she looks like a boy in drag. that is why i think she is ugly. as i do not find men attractive. 

I don't know what kind of men you have running around Scotland, but if they look like Julia, then that is either a great compliment, or great insult to your country, take your pick. 

[Fatpanda]

I don't know what kind of men you have running around Scotland, but if they look like Julia, then that is either a great compliment, or great insult to your country, take your pick.  

i'm not alone.

http://www.sweetcripes.com/julia-stiles-is-ugly/

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211248450&v=info

http://angelawantscake.blogspot.com/2006/04/10-things-i-hate-about-julia-stiles.html
 

[Topskin69]

i'm not alone.

http://www.sweetcripes.com/julia-stiles-is-ugly/

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211248450&v=info

http://angelawantscake.blogspot.com/2006/04/10-things-i-hate-about-julia-stiles.html
 

Oh brother... you can take a picture of anyone doing random tasks, and can get them on a bad day. Look at anyone with a US drivers license...almost all look terrible.

Nonetheless I still say you can find better things to do then post about your disdain for her.  

[clued-up]

http://www.sweetcripes.com/julia-stiles-is-ugly/

*I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd of Hilary Swank horse-faces, be launched from a catapult off Ashley Simpson’s hook nose into a wall of Mick Jagger bricks, drown in a pool of the Ramones, be buried for two weeks in a Courtney Love coffin and dug up with a shovel made of Marilyn Manson, and you’d still win a beauty pageant against Julia Stiles.

I was watching the Bourne Identity, in which Julia Stiles plays this horrifically ugly chick, and then the movie was over. So I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and Julia Stiles was in this movie too for some reason because Jason Bourne didn’t kill her in the first one, and she was still ugly. So hereby, I do solemnly swear that I will never, ever watch another Julia Stiles movie ever again, so help me Pikachu.

The statement I have just declared means that anyone who witnesses me viewing such a film shall, without fail, be given automatic permission to shotgun me in the face until death. Not my death, their death*

Hehe...

[Topskin69]

*I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd of Hilary Swank horse-faces, be launched from a catapult off Ashley Simpson’s hook nose into a wall of Mick Jagger bricks, drown in a pool of the Ramones, be buried for two weeks in a Courtney Love coffin and dug up with a shovel made of Marilyn Manson, and you’d still win a beauty pageant against Julia Stiles.

I was watching the Bourne Identity, in which Julia Stiles plays this horrifically ugly chick, and then the movie was over. So I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and Julia Stiles was in this movie too for some reason because Jason Bourne didn’t kill her in the first one, and she was still ugly. So hereby, I do solemnly swear that I will never, ever watch another Julia Stiles movie ever again, so help me Pikachu.

The statement I have just declared means that anyone who witnesses me viewing such a film shall, without fail, be given automatic permission to shotgun me in the face until death. Not my death, their death*

Hehe...

 Yep... Rosanne is far better looking.... 

[Tapeworm]

*I don’t like to make a habit of using my almighty influence to defame celebrities, but I am forced to make an exception in this case because of how exceptionally ugly Julia Stiles is. You could hit every branch during your fall from the top of a Roseanne Barr tree, get trampled by a herd of Hilary Swank horse-faces, be launched from a catapult off Ashley Simpson’s hook nose into a wall of Mick Jagger bricks, drown in a pool of the Ramones, be buried for two weeks in a Courtney Love coffin and dug up with a shovel made of Marilyn Manson, and you’d still win a beauty pageant against Julia Stiles.

I was watching the Bourne Identity, in which Julia Stiles plays this horrifically ugly chick, and then the movie was over. So I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and Julia Stiles was in this movie too for some reason because Jason Bourne didn’t kill her in the first one, and she was still ugly. So hereby, I do solemnly swear that I will never, ever watch another Julia Stiles movie ever again, so help me Pikachu.

The statement I have just declared means that anyone who witnesses me viewing such a film shall, without fail, be given automatic permission to shotgun me in the face until death. Not my death, their death*

Hehe...

Lol.  Not bad.  I thought she was smokin' in Bourne 1 tho.

[Earl1972]

a solid 6 out of 10


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[Topskin69]

a solid 6 out of 10


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6?

Nonsense. Just Rubbish. 

[James Blunt]

I give her between seven and high 7. Nothin special about her.

[Topskin69]

I give her between seven and high 7. Nothin special about her.

 

Very well. High 7 is still respectable.

[Fatpanda]

to be honest, her mannish looks arn't the only thing mannish about her.

her voice is quite deep too.

i would not be surprised to find out she is a hermaphrodite 

[drkaje]

I'm still suck on FatPanda having the balls to call someone ugly.

[Fatpanda]

I'm still suck on FatPanda having the balls to call someone ugly.

i look like andy garcia on roids - haven't you heard ?

[Topskin69]

to be honest, her mannish looks arn't the only thing mannish about her.

her voice is quite deep too.

i would not be surprised to find out she is a hermaphrodite 

I thought you had decided to stop spamming my thread.  

[Fatpanda]

I thought you had decided to stop spamming my thread.  

sorry top. i promise i'm done.

[Topskin69]

Now since that is over with....

[FREAKgeek]

I don't get the fascination. She's the girl next door.

[Wiggs]

This bitch is extra regular...nothing great or bad about her.

[chaos]

I'm still suck on FatPanda having the balls to call someone ugly.

LOL........Andy Garcia with two chins and pork chops stuck between his teeth.

[drkaje]

LOL........Andy Garcia with two chins and pork chops stuck between his teeth.

I still can't believe it, LOL!

[Fatpanda]

LOL........Andy Garcia with two chins and pork chops stuck between his teeth.

hahahahahahaha classic !

[Earl1972]

6?

Nonsense. Just Rubbish. 

6 means better than average, but nothing out of the ordinary

what makes her better than the girls you would see at the mall on a saturday afternoon?

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[LatsMcGee]

i look like andy garcia Milonakis on roids - haven't you heard ?

Fixed. 

[nufc0101]

i'd bone her just cuz she's in 10 things i hate about you, one of my favorite movies ever.

Indeed. The part where she's dancing on the table is a personal favourite.