My encounter with 10/10

[flinstones1]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 

lol. since when is a 5'11 chick a 10/10? A girl over 5'9 is  unnatractive, plain and simple.

hell even 5'9 is pushing it.  always had problems getting hard with women 5'7-5'8...their big  hands and feet freak me out/turn me off

[flinstones1]

Tall women are not attractive. Long gangly limbs with large feet and hands, which being thin only emphasizes.

lol...sorry I missed this.

buy anyways...what this guy said.

[galeniko]

Sorry but a chick who is "skinny as fuck" isn't going to be anymore than a 6 or 7.

a 6 becomes a 10 when drunk

[Rascal full]

lol. since when is a 5'11 chick a 10/10? A girl over 5'9 is  unnatractive, plain and simple.

hell even 5'9 is pushing it.  always had problems getting hard with women 5'7-5'8...their big  hands and feet freak me out/turn me off

Are you for real? 5'11 means long legs brother....I didn't measure her feet or hands but they weren't a problem.

a 6 becomes a 10 when drunk

This is true but I can still judge a 10 drunk or sober. Call it a practised eye...

[Palpatine Q]

Sounds like Rascal full of shit  is protesting a bit much

[Kwon_2]

A skinny 5'11" with gangly arms and legs is not a Ten, "brah"

[syntaxmachine]

The first thing I do after a sexual conquest is rush to my computer and poast a 500 word report on the internet tubules, anxiously awaiting feedback from anonymous autists obsessed with race relations and mascular gains.

I am alpha.

[TEH boob]

You know, I was going to say that this story was garbage, but according to what I learned in my PR writing course a couple years ago, this story actually qualifies for "newsworthiness":

"Timeliness" - he *just* fucked a 10/10. This is fresh news!

"Novelty" - The story is unique, it's novel. OP never fucks 10/10s

[SGT BARNES]

ah i see what rascal did... come on here and make up fine story in order to help him keep telling himself hes not gay.

good job!

[Henda]

This is true but I can still judge a 10 drunk or sober. Call it a practised eye...

same here, i never truly understood the women looking hotter when drunk think.

All the fat and ugly women i had drunken sex with in younger years didnt look better after countless bottles of broon ale, i just cared less because of being drunk.

[Automation]

Didn't even read the lies, but +1 on my post count. Thanks!

+2

[bigmc]

assballs tool failing to convince people he isnt a lying turd in this thread

[Rascal full]

same here, i never truly understood the women looking hotter when drunk think.

All the fat and ugly women i had drunken sex with in younger years didnt look better after countless bottles of broon ale, i just cared less because of being drunk.

Haha yeah same here buddy.

assballs tool failing to convince people he isnt a lying turd in this thread

Failing to convince a bunch of dickheads people in this thread? How will I cope without the affirmation of such getbig 'legends' as yourself?...

[SGT BARNES]

the only thing anyone is convinced of is that you are struggling with your "manhood" and making up stories like a child to help convince yourself you aint queer as hell inside

[Simple Simon]

Haha yeah same here buddy.

Failing to convince a bunch of dickheads people in this thread? How will I cope without the affirmation of such getbig 'legends' as yourself?...

lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.

[Cleanest Natural]

lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.

pot kettle

[wild willie]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 

guys like you are a dime a dozen...

[Simple Simon]

pot kettle

Whats my story ?

[bigmc]

lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.

he isnt exactly being nonchalant about his fake story

[Rascal full]

lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.

Wrong sucker, I don't mind whether it is believed or not. I just find you and bigmc irritating.

[chaos]

Any pics of Rascals balls or this 10/10 yet?

[anabolichalo]

watched porn

had a wank


cried himself to sleep

cool picture


very profound

[bigmc]

Any pics of Rascals balls or this 10/10 yet?

his camera wasnt working 

[chaos]

That's why I take video's and pics and post them that way I can't be accused of bullshiting etc....just saying.

I got one of Monica now but its terrible you can't even see her properly cos I had to pull out quick.

We all pulled out.

[Cleanest Natural]

We all pulled out.