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a new era has begun
I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant?So because I'm retired and have little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me, I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.Costco won't let me shop there anymore.Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day! DOGS
You are cripled wheelschaired bullshiter !.
94 pages short of the 200 goal. well, it was fun while it lasted.
We could get to 200 if we move all of your liberal posts to this thread....
That aint Straw-Bob...
Can't let this thread die...as much as I thought it wasn't possible, he's a bigger fucking idiot and troll than expected
Why so cranky you whiny little bitchDid you get your period?
Stay behind your keyboard, Karl. You and Lurker are safe there
Stay in your delusional La La Land midget. Facts and reality won't get you there.
Like I said
Feeling any better today NancyHave your cramps gone away yet?
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