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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #125 on: July 21, 2021, 07:58:27 AM »
Quote from: bhank on July 21, 2021, 06:50:06 AM
Good job you are only off by 55lbs and almost 3 inches in height you should be a carny guessing height and weight

BullshitterHanks is carny a word that is popular in the U.K.?

Because it isn’t a word we typically use in North America.

How many big black cocks do you think this little Paki phaggot has sucked?
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #126 on: July 21, 2021, 10:25:37 AM »
Quote from: bhank on July 21, 2021, 06:50:06 AM
Good job you are only off by 55lbs and almost 3 inches in height you should be a carny guessing height and weight


I see you didn't deny the size 38 suit.


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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #127 on: July 21, 2021, 10:42:23 AM »
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #128 on: July 21, 2021, 10:42:52 AM »
Quote from: bhank on July 21, 2021, 06:50:06 AM
Good job you are only off by 55lbs and almost 3 inches in height you should be a carny guessing height and weight

Are you really claiming 5’11 now?
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #129 on: July 22, 2021, 01:42:59 AM »
Quote from: joswift on July 18, 2021, 09:21:47 AM
your head takes up half the fucking doorway

Pretty sad.
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #130 on: July 22, 2021, 06:17:01 AM »
Quote from: joswift on July 18, 2021, 09:21:47 AM
your head takes up half the fucking doorway
Patiently awaiting the release of the real unedited photos by Taffin
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #131 on: July 22, 2021, 06:32:47 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 21, 2021, 10:42:52 AM
Are you really claiming 5’11 now?

I was 510.5 in 10th grade so yeah I could easily claim 511 since all my friends who claim 6 feet are my exact same height. But yes my last official height measurement in 10th grade was 510.5. As I am always conservative on estimates I say 510.5 or 510 but yeah I am probably closer to 511 most people my age do not count half inches and just round up. I also never took a height measurement after age 16. I am pretty sure I gained half an inch but I probably slouch now so 510.5 is fine but no I am not 510 I have always been at least 510.5
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #132 on: July 22, 2021, 06:47:06 AM »
According to my calculations I am at least 511

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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #133 on: July 22, 2021, 10:37:01 AM »
Getbig aged you 10 years in 2 months.
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #134 on: July 22, 2021, 10:48:10 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on July 22, 2021, 10:37:01 AM
Getbig aged you 10 years in 2 months.
Usually, Getbig makes us younger and prettier by each passing day.
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #135 on: July 22, 2021, 10:58:49 AM »
Quote from: bhank on July 22, 2021, 06:47:06 AM
According to my calculations I am at least 511



We didn't see the feet, you could be rocking those Bobby D specials -

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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #136 on: July 22, 2021, 11:11:53 AM »
THIS guy is awesome ...let us see every aspect and nuance of his awesome daily life....i want to see a video  or pic of  your fridge inside ..
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #137 on: July 22, 2021, 11:53:26 AM »
Quote from: bhank on July 22, 2021, 06:47:06 AM
According to my calculations I am at least 511



You have Phil Heaths nose
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #138 on: July 22, 2021, 12:04:01 PM »
stands on scales and only shows feet (as if anybody gives a shit what he weighs)

stands at a door in lifted shoes and doesnt clearly show anything about the measure to show height (as if anybody gives a shit)

calculates height like autistic retard matt c down to decimal places ~ see the connection?

swollen face and gh hands like liver failing drunk or meth tweaker

chopstick legs barks that nobody here is trying to grow....when most of us were bigger than this addict in high school

so all in all...top quality trolling poster
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #139 on: July 22, 2021, 12:05:28 PM »
Quote from: bhank on July 22, 2021, 06:47:06 AM
According to my calculations I am at least 511


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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #140 on: July 22, 2021, 12:47:28 PM »
Quote from: joswift on July 18, 2021, 09:21:47 AM
your head takes up half the fucking doorway

Quote from: TheShape. on July 22, 2021, 06:17:01 AM
Patiently awaiting the release of the real unedited photos by Taffin

Good eye there 'Shape - that one is indeed shopped

Here's a legit pic
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #141 on: July 22, 2021, 05:53:18 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 22, 2021, 11:53:26 AM
You have Phil Heaths nose

Time for a NooOOOooOOOoooosedown!
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #142 on: July 25, 2021, 05:22:25 AM »
Bhank is 6'5'', I think
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #143 on: July 25, 2021, 09:47:07 AM »
Quote from: pamith on July 25, 2021, 05:22:25 AM
Bhank is 6'5'', I think

I believe that this varies day to day between 5'8" and 6'5", based on:

1  the levels of unbound Peach Cobbler metabolites to be found in bhanks blood-stream and
2  the amount of edema on the soles of his feet (which can easily add a couple inches to his height)
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #144 on: July 25, 2021, 12:05:23 PM »
You all are so mean to Bhank.

He's just trying to get huge and you mock him.

Disgusting behavior on your part.

Shame on all of you.
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #145 on: July 25, 2021, 12:12:17 PM »
Getbiggers should start a gofundme for bhank’s gear. Contribute for lots of gh, insulin, so he can get to 305 pounds at 8 percent bf
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #146 on: July 25, 2021, 12:16:09 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 25, 2021, 12:12:17 PM
Getbiggers should start a gofundme for bhank’s gear. Contribute for lots of gh, insulin, so he can get to 305 pounds at 8 percent bf

Brian is loaded, he doesnt need our help...
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #147 on: July 25, 2021, 12:36:34 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 25, 2021, 12:05:23 PM
You all are so mean to Bhank.

He's just trying to get huge and you mock him.

Disgusting behavior on your part.

Shame on all of you.

We're mean? Here's the thing, if nobody questioned his claims, he'd have nothing to post. It is more like we inspire him to bullshit us.
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #148 on: July 25, 2021, 01:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Body-Buildah on July 25, 2021, 12:16:09 PM
Brian is loaded, he doesnt need our help...

Xfactor is loaded but if he was on a quest for 300 pounds, as getbiggers, our duty is to see them get to their goals
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Re: Wider than a Doorway
« Reply #149 on: July 25, 2021, 01:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 22, 2021, 10:48:10 AM
Usually, Getbig makes us younger and prettier by each passing day.

No need to bring JustPlaneJane into this.
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